sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19
th, 2013 at 3:51pm:
I know I'm not the only one on this board who has bite marks on all their belts. So we'll take care of all you IDUs, designate a first floor room as a clean room, get you all the gear, fits, rigs, points, sharps, steel, pops, shivs, skanks, jibs, bevels, bits, alloys, cuspids, etc. that you need to bash. No one gets left behind. We ride the groove train together. Take this bitch into the 21st century. Motor on, big ass parade floats, fat ass ham hocks, motor fuel injected, bust a moof. Anyone gets sketchy, we know what to do. Professional, compassionate, prepared, indulgent, gluttonous, fatuous, non-judgmental. I can't emphasize that enough.

These posts are... well, there's no words that accurately describe them... "brilliant" comes closest, I guess.
Fucking brilliant.
My nasal passages are now burning due to the Dr. Pepper that I just spewed all over my iPad. The pain only exacerbated by howls of laughter. Lesson learned... don't take a sip and open up a post by SirMoonie.
Well played, sir...
very well played.