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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9650 - Jun 10^th, 2013 at 6:41pm The NSA can not be beaten. Nothing can stop the NSA at this point. Soon, they will control everything. And you can bet your ass they are going to disappear that Snowden geek. He's milk. Beluga Joey?
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9651 - Jun 11^th, 2013 at 5:44am Sir Moonie ?! !!!!!
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9652 - Jun 11^th, 2013 at 6:04am Joey wrote on Jun 11^th, 2013 at 5:44am: Sir Moonie ?! !!!!! Best Joey yet!
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9653 - Jun 11^th, 2013 at 8:02am " Best Joey yet! " Thanks Edith --- for the very first time I ( Your Young Joey ) am nervous . Say what you will about the Clintons , they were waaaaaay too smart to use the IRS against their political enemies . What ?!!! ..... oh ....... sure .... HERE ya go !!!! : Edith .... ?! !!!!! Joey Milhous ©
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9654 - Jun 11^th, 2013 at 9:29am Joey ? http://www.youtube.com/embed/xWMkOwq2qIU?rel=0
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9655 - Jun 11^th, 2013 at 12:54pm Edith ?! http://cbsfwbam.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/xi-jinping.jpgw=300 !!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9656 - Jun 11^th, 2013 at 12:56pm Mojo ?! Mr. Pleasant ?! http://video.nbc.com/player/mezzanine/image.phpw=390&h=219&path=nbc2/64_C046C490... !!!!!!!
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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #9657 - Jun 11^th, 2013 at 12:58pm

Joey ?

We've all been there. You stumble into the bathroom at 5:00 in the morning and cringe at the thought of turning on that damned fluorescent light and having all those photons pierce your alcohol-addled mind as you drain your overfilled lizard. Rather than piss blindly into the abyss and wake up to a stack of magazines soaked in reprocessed tequila, get yourself a set of Jonny Glow Toilet Illuminating Strips and always hit the target. With no batteries needed, these clever strips let you know exactly where to point and are conveniently inconspicuous in normal light. A two-pack is just $21 from TheFancy.

“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef

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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #9658 - Jun 11^th, 2013 at 1:20pm

OMG Edith !!!!!!!! : Yes ..... YES !!!!!! : JOEY !!!! :

" We've all been there. You stumble into the bathroom at 5:00 in the morning and cringe at the thought of turning on that damned fluorescent light and having all those photons pierce your alcohol-addled mind as you drain your overfilled lizard. Rather than piss blindly into the abyss and wake up to a stack of magazines soaked in reprocessed tequila, get yourself a set of Jonny Glow Toilet Illuminating Strips and always hit the target. With no batteries needed, these clever strips let you know exactly where to point and are conveniently inconspicuous in normal light. A two-pack is just $21 from TheFancy.

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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9659 - Jun 11^th, 2013 at 7:56pm We can't beat the NSA. Now we're just a bunch of pathetic, servile pansies being told what to do by a monolithic, giant ass warehouse full of goddam silicon diodes. We don't have the guts to stand up and be men. Magoo? Joe?
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9660 - Jun 12^th, 2013 at 6:22am Nellbow?
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9661 - Jun 12^th, 2013 at 8:04am Some Guy ...... ?! .... !!!!! : !!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9662 - Jun 12^th, 2013 at 8:05am Sir Moonie ?! !!!!!!
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9663 - Jun 12^th, 2013 at 8:25am We have a lot of scary ass agencies in the US. These ones keep me up at night: DEA BATF IRS NSA NTSA Coast Guard The only decent agency is Homeland Security. The rest are government goons trying to apply the squelch to us.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9664 - Jun 12^th, 2013 at 8:55am " These ones keep me up at night: " Sir Moonie ..... ?! !!!!!
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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #9665 - Jun 12^th, 2013 at 9:35am

Joey, did you know that on this day in 1970, Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter on LSD? I know our C10 brother Sirmoonie celebrates this occasion!

As Ellis recounted it:

I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria.
I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting
a couple of batters, and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes,
the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes, I tried
to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder.
I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire, and once
I thought I was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix, who to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the
plate. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought
was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgOqHLeKGH0

He was listed alphabetically on the team roster as "Ellis, D"...
pronounced "LSD".

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9666 - Jun 12^th, 2013 at 9:38am Voodoo ?! Gazza ... ?! !!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9667 - Jun 12^th, 2013 at 9:42am " I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire, and once I thought I was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix, who to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the plate. " Fleabit ....... ?! !!!!!
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FPM Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 697 Right here in the USA Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9668 - Jun 12^th, 2013 at 11:06am What are you saying, Young Broseph? That I's be trippin'?
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9669 - Jun 12^th, 2013 at 7:49pm Dock Ellis! Acid! He was black.
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9670 - Jun 13^th, 2013 at 10:14am Pool Party Joey ?
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Online The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,951 Wonderland Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9671 - Jun 13^th, 2013 at 10:29am Remember that now you can post videos, just put the link and use the MEDIA code (5th button above) I edited your message to have the video screen and not just the link to the video
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9672 - Jun 13^th, 2013 at 6:53pm Joey?
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9673 - Jun 13^th, 2013 at 6:55pm Voodoo?
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9674 - Jun 13^th, 2013 at 6:59pm Gazza?
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