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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9450 - May 17^th, 2013 at 12:41pm Joey ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk9vHUiw7Pg
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9451 - May 17^th, 2013 at 12:54pm Baby Steel Magnolia ................ ?! !!!!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9452 - May 17^th, 2013 at 1:13pm Edith ?! !!!!
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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #9453 - May 17^th, 2013 at 1:25pm

This was from a facebook friend's status update. It just has 'Joey?' written all over it...

I just feel like heading to the nearest off license and getting wankered in the car. I squatted this morning to pick Harper up to give her a kiss before I took Darci to nursery and heard this almighty ripping noise. It was the gusset/arse area of my suit trousers, which has admittedly become a little more snug since it was bought. But I was gonna keep everyone late if I changed, so I stropped off into the car with Tammy's laughter ringing in my ears. It's funny how whenever she was being chased about by Japanese trawlers with harpoons hanging out of her during her pregnancy she got a new wardrobe but I've been squeezing into the same slacks for three years. Anyway, when I got to work I wanted to see the damage for myself so I went into the toilets and stood on a plastic chair and stood bent over fingering my arse and gusset furiously to find the hole and see if I could see the damage in the mirror. However, while I was mid-fingering the Managing Director walked in with a visitor and I'm stood on a chair looking like I'm milking my own prostate. I didn't even bother explaining, I just dismounted the chair and dragged it back into the hallway. I never liked this job anyway.

Grin

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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9454 - May 17^th, 2013 at 1:27pm Now thats funny fucker
Back to top	Her love is ecstasy When her arms enfold me I hear her tender rhapsody But in reality, she doesn't Fucking know me...JMI once again..... running away with me........... IP Logged

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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #9455 - May 17^th, 2013 at 2:09pm

" ................. so I went into the toilets and stood on a plastic chair and stood bent over fingering my arse and gusset furiously to find the hole and see if I could see the damage in the mirror. However, while I was mid-fingering the Managing Director walked in with a visitor and I'm stood on a chair looking like I'm milking my own prostate. I didn't even bother explaining, I just dismounted the chair and dragged it back into the hallway. I never liked this job anyway . "

FUNNY !!!!

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9456 - May 17^th, 2013 at 2:10pm N- Nanky ?! !!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9457 - May 17^th, 2013 at 2:17pm B- Bucky ?! Gazza ?! Edith ?! http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/suns-prod-images/1297383194173_ORIGINAL.jpgquality=80 !!!!!
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BILL PERKS Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,188 NJ	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9458 - May 17^th, 2013 at 3:01pm JOEY AT THE BRAZEN HEAD TONIGHT?
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9459 - May 17^th, 2013 at 3:04pm Perks .. ?!
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9460 - May 17^th, 2013 at 3:31pm read this before you drink and drive tonight!!
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9461 - May 17^th, 2013 at 10:08pm What you should do is boycott that barber that fucked up your head!
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9462 - May 18^th, 2013 at 11:58pm Joey?
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9463 - May 18^th, 2013 at 11:59pm Gazza?
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9464 - May 19^th, 2013 at 12:01am sirmoonie?
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9465 - May 19^th, 2013 at 11:43am Mr . Pleasant ?! Bucky ?! !!!! ********* { Young Joey Bursts out Laughing here at Home } *************
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9466 - May 19^th, 2013 at 12:22pm Gazza ?! Voo ... ?! !!!!!
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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #9467 - May 19^th, 2013 at 1:04pm

JOEY!
re·dun·dan·cy
[ri-duhn-duhn-see] Show IPA

noun, plural re·dun·dan·cies.
1.
the state of being redundant.

2.
superfluous repetition or overlapping, especially of words.

3.
a redundant thing, part, or amount; superfluity.

4.
the provision of additional or duplicate systems, equipment, etc., that function in case an operating part or system fails, as in a spacecraft.

5.
Linguistics .
a.
the inclusion of more information than is necessary for communication, as in those cars, where both words are marked for plurality.

b.
the additional, predictable information so included.

c.
the degree of predictability thereby created.

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9468 - May 19^th, 2013 at 1:54pm " the degree of predictability thereby created. " Perks ............... ?! !!!!
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9469 - May 19^th, 2013 at 8:31pm Joey? http://ts2.mm.bing.net/thid=H.4608719970173865&pid=1.7
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9470 - May 20^th, 2013 at 6:45am Joey?
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9471 - May 20^th, 2013 at 6:54am B- Bucky ?! Edith ?! !!!!!!
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9472 - May 20^th, 2013 at 3:05pm Joey ?
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9473 - May 21^st, 2013 at 1:42pm Joey?
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9474 - May 21^st, 2013 at 1:46pm Some Guy .. ?!
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