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Reply #9225 - Mar 29th, 2013 at 11:44am
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Kins! I'm in the Bahamas and your girl Paris was hanging at the pool today. If I see her tomorrow, is there a message you'd like for me to convey?

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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.

The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... 'Shit happens'
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #9231 - Apr 4th, 2013 at 5:24pm
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Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.

The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... 'Shit happens'




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Oh, come on.  It's been a legitimate and recognized posting technique for years now.  I like how you can nuance it, and let the metaphor play out on different levels, while never losing track of the unifying theme.  I don't use it as much as you say.
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Sheesh. I only read the last page of this thread and it made me wanna drink.

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"  I only read the last page of this thread and it made me wanna drink.   "


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HI JOEY! I saw our Petey back in Feb/late Jan. I laughed, I cried, it was better than the Sex Pistols!!!

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" Once Air Force One had lifted off and Mrs. Kennedy retired to the rear of the plane , the new President roamed the aircraft . At one point , he sat by a window across from the presidential chair . He motioned me to sit beside him  , with Bill Moyers and Liz Carpenter in the facing seats . LBJ asked the steward for a glass of water  . Why do I remember this ? Because when the steward returned , LBJ reached past me to take the glass . His huge fingers were literally inches from my eyes . What I saw was astounding . The president's hand was absolutely steady . How could that be ? I thought  . Later on , as I got to know LBJ intimately , I recalled a line Winston Churchill had written about Henry II of England  :  " It was said that he was always gentle and calm in times of urgent peril  , but became bad-tempered and capricious when the pressure relaxed .  "  Perhaps this did not completely fit the man I would come to admire so much  , but there were certainly times when it seemed a fair portrait of LBJ . "      

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" HI JOEY! I saw our Petey back in Feb/late Jan. I laughed, I cried, it was better than the Sex Pistols!!!  "



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Unemployed, Heartbroken Man Receives £91,000 Vodafone Bill After Calling Premium Sex Line


An unemployed man has run up a £91,000 phone bill after repeatedly calling a sex chat line in the wake of his split with his girlfriend.

Kevin Waldrum, who called the £2-a-minute Studio 66 TV chat line every day from 10am to 9pm for two months, says he has been left “suicidal” after receiving the bill from Vodafone.

Waldrum says the phone giant is “crazy” for letting him amass the “ridiculous” amount and that the company should have cut him off.

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The 45-year-old, of Loughborough, Leicestershire, became hooked as the girls told him they sympathised with his heartache.

One named Hannah informed him she too was experiencing problems with her boyfriend, leading Waldrum to believe the pair were forming a special bond.

Such was his conviction of their bond, he continued to call the chat line even after a £19,333.63 bill arrived.

It wasn’t until he opened another bill for a staggering £71,850.67 that Waldrum realised that he had to take action and complained to Vodafone.

Following an investigation, the phone company has cut his bill to £29,083. According to a spokesman, Waldrum had already been barred from one mobile phone for the charges, but he had ordered a replacement SIM in order to continue calling the premium line.

The spokesman admitted Vodafone had missed an opportunity to alert Waldrum to the higher costs at an earlier stage.

However, Waldrum has called Vodafone’s gesture “rubbish” and says he should not be held liable for the enormous bill at all.

He claims to suffer with suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety and panic attacks and has to take a mixture of sleeping tablets and anxiety medication to get through each day.

He said: “They should drop the whole lot. They have to think about my health. This is not about money anymore, it is about respecting people."

Revealing the chat line girls nicknamed him “Loughborough Kev” because he called them so much, Waldrum has admitted his first bill of nearly £20,000 didn’t put him off.

“I was back calling them pretty much right away,” the former security guard said.

“They used to warn you when a call was coming to the end of the 20 minutes you were allowed, and then I’d just phone straight back.

“I lost two stone in weight through the stress of having to pay such a huge bill though.”

“Vodafone need shutting down because they’re ripping people off left, right and centre.

“I’m not putting all the blame on them but not even multi-millionaires would want to spend this much on a phone bill, surely, so why I have been allowed to go up to £91,000.

“I admit I rang these numbers and it’s partly my own fault but the line should have gone dead before I started to incur such high charges.

“They must be taking millions from poor people like me. It has absolutely screwed my head up.

“I’ve been totally traumatised by it. I have realised now, I just think ‘Why did I ever do that?’ I have deep regrets over it now.

“Every time I see a Vodafone shop I start to feel physically sick and get a migraine and it makes me shake.

“I want people to be aware how it can destroy lives. They have ruined my life.”

A spokesman for Vodafone said: “By his own admission, Mr Waldrum made calls to premium rate adult entertainment services more or less continuously over a period of two months until we suspended the services on October 21 when the total debt was £91,000.

“We had previously barred a phone used by Mr Waldrum on September 11 for high usage but he got round this by requesting a replacement SIM card from a retail store, saying he had lost the original.

“He was then able to continue to build up debt. We cannot manage our customers’ spending for them, but we will try to alert them to it if we are aware of an unusual high spending pattern.

“Looking back at the records, we can see that we could have alerted Mr Waldrum on September 18.

“It can sometimes take several days for billing to register on our system, and by this time, his extreme use of premium rate services meant his bill was already £29,083.

“Since we missed the opportunity to alert him at this stage, we will waive the charges of around £61,000 incurred after this point as a gesture of goodwill. Mr Waldrum remains liable for charges of £29,083.”

Studio 66 TV were unavailable for comment.



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Seven-year-old Jack Hoffman, currently battling brain cancer, fulfills one of his dreams last Saturday with the Nebraska Cornhusker football team:

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LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) -- Jack Hoffman just might go down as the biggest star of the Nebraska spring game.

And he's only 7 years old.

Hoffman, of Atkinson, Neb., has won the hearts of fans and everyone in the football program for his courageous bout with brain cancer. Star running back Rex Burkhead befriended Jack last year and is the captain of the support network known as "Team Jack."

Wearing a miniature Burkhead uniform complete with a No. 22 jersey, Jack ran onto the field late in Saturday's scrimmage.

On a fourth-and-1 play, he took a handoff from Taylor Martinez. Jack started running left, but Martinez redirected him. The little guy turned on a dime and followed a wall of blockers down the field.

Players from the Red and White squads left their sidelines and followed him into the end zone to mob him and lift him on their shoulders after his 69-yard touchdown.

The crowd of 60,174 at Memorial Stadium cheered as Jack celebrated - a moment that left his father, Andy, misty-eyed on the sideline.

Asked what he was thinking when he ran onto the field, Jack said, "Scoring a touchdown."

And when he broke free and scored? "It felt awesome." And the crowd reaction? "Really awesome."

Football operations director Jeff Jamrog and fullback C.J. Zimmerer came up with the idea to get Jack involved in the spring game. Jamrog called the Hoffmans on Friday to tell them the Huskers had a special play planned for Jack.

Receivers coach Rich Fisher motioned Jack over on the sideline to show him the play he drew up. Andy said that's when it hit him that his son really would get his day in the sun at Memorial Stadium.

"It was a lot of emotions right at once," Andy said. "Very emotional to see that. Husker fans have been so incredible to Jack and our family and especially to this cause."

Jack was diagnosed with cancer in April 2011 and has had two surgeries. He's now on a two-week break from a 60-week chemotherapy regimen.

Andy said Jack is "doing great" and that an MRI at Children's Hospital in Boston showed that the tumor has shrunk substantially in the past year.

"We're very optimistic for Jack," Andy said.


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