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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9200 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 11:18am Gutsy posting. Big mondo coconut balls. The size of the balls. Balls-out. Balls to the wall. Ballsy. Gonads. Ball-peen.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9201 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 11:30am Sir Moonie ?!
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Reply #9202 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 11:47am

Joe, the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles are not only prophets, but they are seers and revelators too. The have direct contact with god, and know about future events. Now, if I had that power, you can bet your ass I'd be in Vegas every goddam day. But the Apostles, all twelve of them, aspire to greater things than a hedonistic boozehound like myself. The Apostles, all twelve of them, use this incredible ability bestowed by god, to further the power of the Mormon church. Can there be a more selfless act? Nay. NAY!

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Reply #9203 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 12:35pm

" Joe, the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles are not only prophets, but they are seers and revelators too. The have direct contact with god, and know about future events. Now, if I had that power, you can bet your ass I'd be in Vegas every goddam day. But the Apostles, all twelve of them, aspire to greater things than a hedonistic boozehound like myself. The Apostles, all twelve of them, use this incredible ability bestowed by god, to further the power of the Mormon church. Can there be a more selfless act? "

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Reply #9204 - Mar 25^th, 2013 at 11:06pm

Need dope. Need dope, man. Got to get some dope. Jonesing. Jonesing bad, man. Jonesing for dope. Gonna do some dope. Cop some dope. Score. Score some good dope. And get some fucking booze. I like booze. I like getting loaded on booze and scoring dope. I need booze. Get loaded.

That's a poem I'm trying to write. I need to make the thematic stylings more coherent, and definitely need to introduce some structure. It's an early draft at this point, but could lead to something I can be proud of, maybe a few ducets in my pockets.

Magoo?

Magoo?

Fishface?

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BONOISLOVE Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 869 The world Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9206 - Mar 26^th, 2013 at 5:15am Voodoo? Gazza?
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9207 - Mar 26^th, 2013 at 8:11am Young Joey LIKE !!!!!!! :
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9208 - Mar 26^th, 2013 at 8:18am Magoo? Joe. WTF? Banned by the Mormon Church (LDS). Joeseph Smith. Elder Smith.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9209 - Mar 26^th, 2013 at 10:36am Moonie ?! Bucky ?! Edith ?! http://static1.imagecollect.com/preview/560/798575a1776e2c6 !!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9210 - Mar 26^th, 2013 at 10:41am Edith ?! Bucky ?! !!!!!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9211 - Mar 26^th, 2013 at 10:58am TomL . ?! !!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9212 - Mar 26^th, 2013 at 11:01am Nanky ?! B- Bucky ?! !!!!!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9213 - Mar 26^th, 2013 at 11:20am Nanky ?! Some Guy ?! !!!!!
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gagi Rocks Off Regular Offline Keith Richards Is God! Posts: 47 Belgrade,Serbia Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9214 - Mar 26^th, 2013 at 7:17pm Joey?
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9215 - Mar 27^th, 2013 at 3:29pm Joey ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEvvRfuVk30
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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,428 NY Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9216 - Mar 27^th, 2013 at 6:20pm Kins! I'm in the Bahamas and your girl Paris was hanging at the pool today. If I see her tomorrow, is there a message you'd like for me to convey?
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9217 - Mar 27^th, 2013 at 9:30pm Joey ?
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Reply #9218 - Mar 27^th, 2013 at 10:13pm

Magoo?

All these Carribbean bars have the trough style urinals I like. Piss from one side to the other, and nice clanging sound off the steel. I'm making good use of them for next few days.

I'm intoxicated. Everyone is drunk here. That's all anyone does.

Magoo?

Christopher Columbus. Bet he got hammered when he landed here.

There are no Mormons here. What the fuck would a Mormon do in a place like this except realize that their entire reason for living was nothing but a fraud? So, somewhat hypocritically, they never show up.

Cheers.

Magoo?

Mondo? Moof piss. Moof? Piss in trough. Moof?

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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9219 - Mar 28^th, 2013 at 1:17pm Let's all get hammered! It's only frigging fkkking thursday, and there's going to be a storm.
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9220 - Mar 28^th, 2013 at 5:55pm Joey ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAq1Ml3PlGc
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Bluzdude Rocks Off Regular Offline I'm here-that's all that matters. Rocks Off Rules! Posts: 439 Los Angeles Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9221 - Mar 28^th, 2013 at 7:51pm Hi Joey, I know we haven't formally been introduced, but I'd like to offer you one of these as a small token of..... sorry, can't think of the word!
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Reply #9222 - Mar 29^th, 2013 at 10:50am

[quote author=Joey link=1208188584/9225#9231 date=1364531727]" I'm in the Bahamas and your girl Paris was hanging at the pool today. "

Frig Paris S.V. ---- she is too friggin old for your young Joey .

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9223 - Mar 29^th, 2013 at 10:51am " but I'd like to offer you one of these as a small token of..... " Bless You Bluzdude ..................................... I would like to nuzzle you . JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY ©
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Online The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,951 Wonderland Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #9224 - Mar 29^th, 2013 at 11:13am SweetVirginia wrote on Mar 27^th, 2013 at 6:20pm: Kins! I'm in the Bahamas and your girl Paris was hanging at the pool today. If I see her tomorrow, is there a message you'd like for me to convey? Say Voodoo don't love her anymore and I will be doin' voodoo torture is she does not make love with Joey twice
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