J-Joey?!!
FEBRUARY 25--A Nebraska man who broke into a lingerie store spent two hours inside trying on garments and experimenting with sex toys, cops allege.
"Jose" Angel Perales, was arrested Friday on burglary and theft charges in connection with the February 17 break-in at Dr. John's Lingerie Store. Joey, seen in the adjacent mug shot, was released from custody after posting $5000 bond.
According to a court complaint, Joey entered the lingerie store through an unlocked door around 4:10 AM. A police review of store surveillance video revealed that Joey --5’ 11” and 325 pounds--“walked around the store and shopped.”
Then, in what will surely repulse Dr. John's staffers, Joey walked into the manager’s office, removed his clothes, opened some of the merchandise, and “began to please himself anally on the manager’s desk and futon/couch.”
The burglar “then walked out of the office naked showing the large tattoo on his back. The tattoo read “JOEY?” in Old English lettering.” The distinctive ink helped cops eventually identify Joey.
During his time inside the store, “He proceeded to try on female lingerie and experiment with sex toys for approximately two hours,” the complaint notes. When he departed Dr. John's he was “wearing a dress and blond wig belonging to the business.” He also left with a bag “containing various items belonging to the business.”
Investigators estimate that the items “used and/or taken” were worth between $1000 and $2000. However, cops added, the merchandise “could not be resold and were thrown away as they had bodily fluid on them.”
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