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Reply #7725 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 10:25pm
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I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man...that could have been me!" 

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

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Reply #7726 - Jul 25th, 2012 at 6:18am
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #7727 - Jul 25th, 2012 at 6:47am
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Reply #7728 - Jul 25th, 2012 at 3:53pm
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JOEY , I WAS READING CARO'S BOOK ON THE SHITTER AND IT WAS SO BORING I PASSED OUT.HIT MY HEAD ON THE SINK.
NOW USING IT FOR A DOORSTOP.
Caro’s prose, likewise, is marked by extremes. At his best, his long, winding sentences, many of them dotted with trademark repetitions of words and quotes and phrases, sweep the reader in a linguistic cascade, creating an immersive experience. Consider his description of the conservative Virginia senator Harry Byrd, whom Johnson wheedled into accepting his budget bill: “Short and slight, seventy-six-year-old Harry Flood Byrd walked softly (in recent years, as he grew older, in scuffed crepe-soled shoes and often with cane), with a pigeon-toed, mincing gait, and talked softly, in a voice so whispery that his speeches could barely be heard in the high-ceilinged Senate Chamber in which he had sat for three decades.”

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Reply #7729 - Jul 25th, 2012 at 4:14pm
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Perks .................................

 " If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake
baked a cake, baked a cake
If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake
Howd-ya do, howd-ya do, howd-ya do

Had you dropped me a letter, I'd a-hired a band
Grandest band in the land
Had you dropped me a letter, I'd a-hired a band
And spread the welcome mat for you

Oh, I don't know where you came from
'cause I don't know where you've been
But it really doesn't matter
Grab a chair and fill your platter
And dig, dig, dig right in

If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake
Hired a band, goodness sake
If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake
Howd-ya do, howd-ya do, howd-ya do "

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Reply #7730 - Jul 25th, 2012 at 6:31pm
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Reply #7731 - Jul 25th, 2012 at 8:33pm
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BILL PERKS wrote on Jul 25th, 2012 at 6:31pm:
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #7732 - Jul 25th, 2012 at 8:38pm
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Reply #7733 - Jul 25th, 2012 at 9:00pm
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"  While some components of Lyndon Johnson's character added to the difficulties of his ascension to the Presidency , there were , however , within that complex persona , other components .
    One was the fact that in addition to his knowledge of governing , his understanding of the craft of governance  -- and no one understood that craft better than Lyndon Johnson  -- he possessed something that was beyond knowledge and understanding , that was instinct . It is possible  -- probable , in fact  -- that he had thought through long before November 22nd what he would do if he suddenly became President . But unless one believes that he planned or in some way was aware in advance of the assassination ( and nowhere in the letters , memoranda and other written documents in the Lyndon B. Johnson Library  , the John F. Kennedy Library  and the other public and private collections the author has conducted  -- has he found facts to support such a theory ) , he could not have foreseen the unprecedented circumstances under which it actually happened  . Nonetheless , he seems to have known instantly  -- or at least by the end of those minutes in the Parkland cubicle , what had to be done . "  

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Reply #7734 - Jul 25th, 2012 at 9:06pm
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Joey wrote on Jul 25th, 2012 at 9:00pm:
"  While some components of Lyndon Johnson's character added to the difficulties of his ascension to the Presidency , there were , however , within that complex persona , other components .
    One was the fact that in addition to his knowledge of governing , his understanding of the craft of governance  -- and no one understood that craft better than Lyndon Johnson  -- he possessed something that was beyond knowledge and understanding , that was instinct . It is possible  -- probable , in fact  -- that he had thought through long before November 22nd what he would do if he suddenly became President . But unless one believes that he planned or in some way was aware in advance of the assassination ( and nowhere in the letters , memoranda and other written documents in the Lyndon B. Johnson Library  , the John F. Kennedy Library  and the other public and private collections the author has conducted  -- has he found facts to support such a theory ) , he could not have foreseen the unprecedented circumstances under which it actually happened  . Nonetheless , he seems to have known instantly  -- or at least by the end of those minutes in the Parkland cubicle , what had to be done . "  

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Reply #7735 - Jul 26th, 2012 at 7:17am
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' joey .............. CARO's last name ends in a vowel    ....... what is the significance ? '


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" But unless one believes that he planned or in some way was aware in advance of the assassination ( and nowhere in the letters , memoranda and other written documents in the Lyndon B. Johnson Library  , the John F. Kennedy Library  and the other public and private collections the author has conducted  -- has he found facts to support such a theory ) , he could not have foreseen the unprecedented circumstances under which it actually happened  . Nonetheless , he seems to have known instantly  -- or at least by the end of those minutes in the Parkland cubicle , what had to be done . "  

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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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" However , as I have said earlier , nothing that I have found in my research leads me to believe that whatever the full story of the assassination may be , Lyndon Johnson had anything to do with it  . At the time , the crucial weeks and months following the assassination  , the formation of the commission accomplished its purpose . The fact that the crime was being investigated by a commission of men with reputations for integrity  , that its chairman was a public figure with a uniquely high reputation for integrity  , and that its report initially was greeted with respect  , helped calm America's unease over the assassination of its President . The Warren Commission " brought us through a very critical time in our nation's history  , " Lyndon Johnson would write in his memoirs . " I believe it is fair to say that the commission was dispassionate and just . " The second sentence in that statement would not , if evaluated at the time this book is published , enjoy universal acceptance . But the first sentance should .  "

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