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Erik_Snow Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 86 norway Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #6700 - Dec 2^nd, 2011 at 5:57am Dancing Joey ?
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steel driving hammer Ex Member	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #6703 - Dec 2^nd, 2011 at 12:07pm One of my fave's Joey?
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,647 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #6704 - Dec 2^nd, 2011 at 3:45pm Bono ?! ... !!!!!! :
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #6705 - Dec 2^nd, 2011 at 4:32pm Joey ? steeldrivinghammer ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVwlMVYqMu4
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Reply #6706 - Dec 2^nd, 2011 at 4:43pm

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Coroner Concludes Irishman Died of Spontaneous Human Combustion By Benjamin Radford, Life's Little Mysteries Contributor

25 September 2011 3:49 AM ET Share Can people suddenly and inexplicably explode into a ball of fire?

It sounds like something in a horror film, but some people believe it happens. It's also what an Irish coroner recently concluded about the death of Michael Faherty, a 76-year-old Irishman who burned to death in his home in December 2010. There were scorch marks above and below the body, but no evidence of any gasoline, kerosene, or other accelerant. The coroner, Ciaran McLoughlin, reported: "This fire was thoroughly investigated and I'm left with the conclusion that this fits into the category of spontaneous human combustion, for which there is no adequate explanation."

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,647 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #6707 - Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 9:43am Mojo ?!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,647 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #6708 - Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 9:46am Edith ?!
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #6709 - Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 2:54pm Joey ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbZRQHbXsiw
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,647 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #6710 - Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 5:26pm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbZRQHbXsiw " Gore-Tex Guaranteed To Keep You Dry " FUNNY !!!!!!
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I Drank with Keith last night .... ( S.C. )
Reply #6711 - Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 10:18am

..... Moon !!!!! ... , that is ......

Hello me Stonescicles . Brr .................. it is snowing outside today .

Anyway , last evening your young Joey attended the highly anticipated " Beer Release Party " of the
Ebenezer ( Christmas - in - a - Glass ) at the Upstream Brewery . Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm !

http://upstreambrewing.com/SeasonBeers.aspx

" Ebenezers Ale, Spiced Old Ale :
Upstreams winter warmer beer has a full body malt flavor with a deep caramel character and medium hop flavor and aroma. This beer has noticeable alcohol warmth with a terrific bouquet of spices dominated by cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, sweet orange zest, & star anise. "

Professional Drinkers will absolutely LOVE this brew -- at 10.6 ABV ( Alcohol By Volume ) , this beauty
is absolutely guaranteed to create quite a buzz after consuming only one ten ounce glass . And speaking
of ' creating a buzz ' ..... guess who is guaranteed to ALWAYS show up at one of these ' events ' ... ?! .. !!!!!

That's right !!!!!! ....... the legendary Keith " Dear Boy " Moon who arrived promptly at 7:00 PM : CDT with an
entourage of three --- count 'em --- THREE beautiful , statuesque , mellifluous and very benevolent Sweedish
Blonde Beauties . Upon arrival at the main bar the ' goils ' promptly dispersed amongst the crowd giving Keith a chance
to order rounds and rounds of the highly anticipated ' release ' of this years' Ebenezer
( a bit stronger than last year's brew ) , shots of " American Honey " and Brandy Alexanders . After talking
about the fabulous new " WHO : QUADRO --- Box Set ; Director's Cut --- CD'S / DVD's " and how happy
Keith was to finally hear this ' upgraded ' Masterpiece see its exposure to an entire new generation --- not even a ' gleam
in - their- parent's eye ' when officially released in 1973 --- we got down to discussing the future of the Rolling Stones .

Moonie turned serious ( ... albeit for only a brief second ) and mentioned how Keef's book really upset Mick ( .. especially
the " Todgergate " affair ) but that all band members fully realize that " Stones - Is - Stones Baby --- bigger than ALL of
us " and that Mick & Keef will soon ( Few Weeks ?! : Keith did not elaborate ) patch things up and the entire band will tour in
2012 / 2013 with Australia / New Zealand , South America , and all of Asia seeing TREMENDOUS exposure as their economies are in
much better shape than Europe / North America . As soon as Keith mentioned the North American Continent , my eyes brightened
and I brayed , " What cites will the band hit first .. ?! .. !!!!!! " but it was too late --- Moonie's " Entourage " had made their way
back and one of the girls whispered something into Keith's ear whilst grabbing his cock --- and with that he was gone ..... down
through the crowd ( now five deep at the bar ) , up the stairs , and out the door ................ in / out of my life once
again like a fragrance ......... ( fade to white -- like an angel ) .

" I LOVE YOU ALL !!!! "

" Hit Me Ronnie ........................... "

Joey

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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: I Drank with Keith last night .... ( S.C. ) Reply #6712 - Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 10:21am Joey ?
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,130 aTx Gender:	Re: I Drank with Keith last night .... ( S.C. ) Reply #6713 - Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 12:21pm I took a shit with Joey last night!!!
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Lil-Brian Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 222 Iron Mountain	Re: I Drank with Keith last night .... ( S.C. ) Reply #6715 - Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 5:23pm Pdog wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 12:21pm: I took a shit with Joey last night!!! There's nothing like a good, old fashioned mud-off!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,647 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: I Drank with Keith last night .... ( S.C. ) Reply #6716 - Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 5:28pm " This I drank with Keith is getting kind of old " WHAT .. ?! ... !!!!! : !!!!!!
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Re: I Drank with Keith last night .... ( S.C. )
Reply #6717 - Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 10:09pm

with 5 replies and 5,000 + views and counting? congrats joey....

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: I Drank with Keith last night .... ( S.C. ) Reply #6718 - Dec 4^th, 2011 at 8:05am I absolutely love these threads. Reminds me of the Holidays.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,647 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: I Drank with Keith last night .... ( S.C. ) Reply #6719 - Dec 4^th, 2011 at 9:33am " I absolutely love these threads. Reminds me of the Holidays. " Thanks Some Guy ............... God gave me a gift ........ and then he gave me your sweet sweet love . " Oh , that is some great writing Ronnie " O' - to - the - 'kins
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Re: I Drank with Keith last night .... ( S.C. )
Reply #6720 - Dec 4^th, 2011 at 10:06am

Joey wrote on Dec 4^th, 2011 at 9:33am:

God gave me a gift ........ and then he gave me your sweet sweet love .

" Oh , that is some ......"......

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Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 309 Gender:	Re: I Drank with Keith last night .... ( S.C. ) Reply #6721 - Dec 4^th, 2011 at 1:30pm Pdog wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 12:21pm: I took a shit with Joey last night!!! Behold! For I have pooped with the Joey too. For those not initiated yet, I highly recommend it. T'was orgasmic and intoxicating !!!!!!!!!!
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Reply #6722 - Dec 4^th, 2011 at 7:14pm

Negroes. of all shades, gave their lives to defend America. And now we have threads like this and a potential Mormonsky president. Sickening.

On a better note, I'm posting this from 28,000 feet and intoxicated. Y'all fucking snizzle dick bitches should be happy about that, daydreaming about being me, like a motherfucker. I see you. I see all.

Regardical,

Sir Moonie

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Nellcote Rocks Off Regular Offline So, what's your point? Posts: 2,922 Funifuti	Re: I Drank with Keith last night .... ( S.C. ) Reply #6723 - Dec 4^th, 2011 at 7:39pm Joey, do not publish such rubbish about leaving. Incidentally, have I told you I do not care for Macca?
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steel driving hammer Ex Member	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #6724 - Dec 5^th, 2011 at 7:33am Hendrix?
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