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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5175 - Feb 20^th, 2009 at 2:03pm Joey wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 2:00pm: " Happy Birthday... Joey???? " Sway ....................................... I have had anal leakage all damn day !!!!!!! ....like a friggin sieve ! is that your way of telling me that Pug visited you again and spent the night??
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5176 - Feb 20^th, 2009 at 3:07pm " is that your way of telling me that Pug visited you again and spent the night?? " ** SIGH !!! *** !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5177 - Feb 20^th, 2009 at 8:17pm Have fun on your birthday, Joey, but please don't drink & drive! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZtwJNjxk
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5178 - Feb 21^st, 2009 at 10:56am " Have fun on your birthday, Joey, but please don't drink & drive! " Thanks Edith . The Brazen Head was friggin packed last evening ( what with a wonderful band out of Chicago in town : The Chauncey Brothers ) . Highly Recommended !!! www.BRAZENHEADPUB.com
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Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!!
Reply #5179 - Feb 21^st, 2009 at 12:57pm

Edith Grove wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 8:17pm:

Have fun on your birthday, Joey, but please don't drink & drive!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZtwJNjxk

That was great. I also loved the one where he calls the cops on his wife and then smokes a joint right in front of the cop......Some of Louisiana's finest people right their 'eh Grove. Retarded post

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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5180 - Feb 21^st, 2009 at 5:09pm sweetcharmedlife wrote on Feb 21^st, 2009 at 12:57pm: Some of Louisiana's finest people right their 'eh Grove. Just your modern-day Sheriff Andy Taylor & Otis Campbell!
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Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!!
Reply #5181 - Feb 21^st, 2009 at 6:15pm

Saint Sway wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 2:03pm:

Joey wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 2:00pm:

" Happy Birthday...

Joey???? "

Sway .......................................

I have had anal leakage all damn day !!!!!!!

....like a friggin sieve !

is that your way of telling me that Pug visited you again and spent the night??

LOL

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5182 - Feb 23^rd, 2009 at 7:06am
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5183 - Feb 23^rd, 2009 at 8:58am Ok , it IS my Birthday !!!!!!!!! Jacky Hilton ! ™
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Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!!
Reply #5184 - Feb 23^rd, 2009 at 12:45pm

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Saint Sway wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 2:03pm:

Joey wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 2:00pm:

" Happy Birthday...

Joey???? "

Sway .......................................

I have had anal leakage all damn day !!!!!!!

....like a friggin sieve !

is that your way of telling me that Pug visited you again and spent the night??

LOL

I see there are some very low blows being thrown Pug's way these days. Are you fucking serious?

The guy isn't even here to defend himself.
If you ever had the pleasure to get to know the guy, you'd know that Pug is a good man.

LJ.

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Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!!
Reply #5185 - Feb 23^rd, 2009 at 1:08pm

LadyJane wrote on Feb 23^rd, 2009 at 12:45pm:

Quote:

Saint Sway wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 2:03pm:

Joey wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 2:00pm:

" Happy Birthday...

Joey???? "

Sway .......................................

I have had anal leakage all damn day !!!!!!!

....like a friggin sieve !

is that your way of telling me that Pug visited you again and spent the night??

LOL

I see there are some very low blows being thrown Pug's way these days. Are you fucking serious?

The guy isn't even here to defend himself.
If you ever had the pleasure to get to know the guy, you'd know that Pug is a good man.

LJ.

Pug was OK. I always enjoyed his posts. AND the cape thing was funny as hell.
Viva Pug!

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5186 - Feb 23^rd, 2009 at 2:00pm !!!!!
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Reply #5187 - Feb 23^rd, 2009 at 2:18pm

This Saturday afternoon, after an especially heavy night of heavy drinking at The Brazenhead Pub with my good buddies Keith Moon and Joey, we trekked over to the local Convent. Keith knocked on the front door a few times and eventually Mother Superior opened the door for us
"Good afternoon Sister" I said, "I'm sorry to bother you but I have a question I really need to ask you."

"What is it, my son?"

"Well, Sister, you see, I hate to ask... but I need to know if you have any midget nuns in you Covenent?"

"Oh heavens no." she said.

"Sister.." I repeated, "are you ABSOLUTEY sure you havent any midget nuns here?"

"My dear Sway, I am absolutely certain we have no midget nuns here!"

Keith Moon then turned and smacked Joey upside the head and said: "See Joey, I told you you fucked a penguin last night!!"

ca-raaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!

'Woody , Est. 1986

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Reply #5188 - Feb 23^rd, 2009 at 2:39pm

" Keith knocked on the front door a few times and eventually Mother Superior opened the door for us
"Good afternoon Sister" I said, "I'm sorry to bother you but I have a question I really need to ask you."

"What is it, my son?"

"Well, Sister, you see, I hate to ask... but I need to know if you have any midget nuns in ....................................... ******** " * " ********

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5189 - Feb 23^rd, 2009 at 2:49pm
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5190 - Feb 23^rd, 2009 at 2:56pm you want some of this JoJo? !!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5191 - Feb 23^rd, 2009 at 4:09pm !!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!!
Reply #5192 - Feb 23^rd, 2009 at 9:21pm

Saint Sway wrote on Feb 23^rd, 2009 at 2:18pm:

This Saturday afternoon, after an especially heavy night of heavy drinking at The Brazenhead Pub with my good buddies Keith Moon and Joey, we trekked over to the local Convent. Keith knocked on the front door a few times and eventually Mother Superior opened the door for us
"Good afternoon Sister" I said, "I'm sorry to bother you but I have a question I really need to ask you."

"What is it, my son?"

"Well, Sister, you see, I hate to ask... but I need to know if you have any midget nuns in you Covenent?"

"Oh heavens no." she said.

"Sister.." I repeated, "are you ABSOLUTEY sure you havent any midget nuns here?"

"My dear Sway, I am absolutely certain we have no midget nuns here!"

Keith Moon then turned and smacked Joey upside the head and said: "See Joey, I told you you fucked a penguin last night!!"

ca-raaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!

'Woody , Est. 1986

Fuuuunnnnyyyyyyyy Grin

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Ade Rocks Off Regular Offline What's Occuring? Posts: 3,147 London, U.K Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5193 - Feb 24^th, 2009 at 4:18am happy birthday, Joey! have a great day!
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Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!!
Reply #5194 - Feb 24^th, 2009 at 7:40am

It took two listens to find my way into it, which has to be good a thing. It is dense, twisty, shiny, modern pop music, a big mash up of Eno ambience, Edge electricity, rhythm and soul. There are verses and choruses, though not necessarily in that order (and quite often its hard to tell which is which). It doesn't feel the need to hit you over the head, but has the Ninja confidence to sneak up and take you unawares. It makes love like its making war. It hasn't frontloaded all its big guns. There is a surge in the middle perfectly timed to quell any uprising, and a killer twist at the end. It could be the glittering sonic mind meld of pop rock and soul that Zooropa wanted to be. Or maybe, like Bono, I'm am just prone to exaggeration.

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5195 - Feb 24^th, 2009 at 9:40am Joey wrote on Feb 24^th, 2009 at 9:14am: " It is NOT me Friggin Birthday !!!!!! "
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Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!!
Reply #5196 - Feb 24^th, 2009 at 5:06pm

Joey?

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5197 - Feb 25^th, 2009 at 8:13am Something for you to ponder on your birthday!
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5198 - Feb 25^th, 2009 at 4:04pm Joey, I've been crop dusting the whole building today.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Joey!!!!!! Reply #5199 - Feb 25^th, 2009 at 5:28pm Joey wrote on Feb 25^th, 2009 at 4:54pm: " Joey, I've been crop dusting the whole building today " * " ? " * walking around pooting silently.
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