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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4725 - Feb 5^th, 2011 at 6:03pm

" Lapels had long been used for grabbing , but now he used them -- or rather the buttonhole in them -- for another purpose . Trying to persuade a senator who was resisting persuasion , Lyndon Johnson would stick his long forefinger through the hole in the senator's lapel to prevent him from moving away . ' The other day ' , George Dixon wrote , ' I spied Majority Leader Lyndon Johnson holding Senator Estes Kefauver in captive conference . Kefauver could not have gotten away without leaving his lapel behind . "

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BILL PERKS Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,188 NJ	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4726 - Feb 5^th, 2011 at 6:18pm ANTI WAR ACTIVIST & FUTURE CONGRESSMAN ALLARD LOWENSTEIN THOUGHT LBJ WAS A "NANCE" AND A MURDERER TO BOOT..HE MET HIS UNTIMELY DEATH AT THE HANDS OF A DERANGED CONSTITUENT IN 1980. SOURCE:THE COLLECTED WORKS OF BILL PERKS(2011) 1ST EDITION PG.142.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4730 - Feb 6^th, 2011 at 11:08am " SOURCE:THE COLLECTED WORKS OF BILL PERKS(2011) 1ST EDITION PG.142. " !!!!!!!
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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4731 - Feb 6^th, 2011 at 1:20pm

Joey?

Pete Townshend claims to have been visited last year by the ghost of Les Paul, seeking atonement for The Who guitarist's years of smashing guitars.

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Townshend was awakened in a Pittsburgh hotel room last September by "a dark figure sitting in the corner of the room hugging a perfectly gorgeous one-of-a-kind Gibson Les Paul guitar to his chest and shaking his head as if in mourning."

Townshend reportedly claimed that the figure looked him in the eye and told him, "You have little respect for the instruments that made you famous. You must atone for your disrespect of the guitar or suffer the remainder of your life."

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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4732 - Feb 6^th, 2011 at 7:26pm

" Townshend was awakened in a Pittsburgh hotel room last September by "a dark figure sitting in the corner of the room hugging a perfectly gorgeous one-of-a-kind Gibson Les Paul guitar to his chest and shaking his head as if in mourning."

Townshend reportedly claimed that the figure looked him in the eye and told him, "You have little respect for the instruments that made you famous. You must atone for your disrespect of the guitar or suffer the remainder of your life."

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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4733 - Feb 6^th, 2011 at 11:28pm

According to ABC News Radio, former VAN HALEN bassist Michael Anthony says he's "excited" that his former band are releasing new material.

The long-awaited new album from VAN HALEN inched another step closer to reality last month, when producer John Shanks confirmed via Twitter that he was indeed working with the band. Shanks had been rumored since late last year to be on board the project, which will feature singer David Lee Roth back behind the mic for the first time in over a quarter century. All Shanks wrote was, "Here we go kids...vh."

The Grammy-winning producer has worked on albums from BON JOVI, FLEETWOOD MAC, PINK, SHERYL CROW and many others.

Speaking to ABC News Radio, Anthony said, "I'm looking forward to seeing what they'll do," adding that he has "no hard feelings" about his split from the band in 2005. He was replaced by Eddie Van Halen's son, Wolfgang.

Anthony hasn't spoken to any of the members of VAN HALEN since the end of the band's 2004 tour. He said, "The tour did not end as harmoniously as we would have liked it to and it probably should have gone on longer than it did." Still, Anthony wouldn't be against having his band CHICKENFOOT open for VAN HALEN should they go on tour — "I got no problem with that," he said.

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4737 - Feb 7^th, 2011 at 6:20pm ** " ? " ******* WTF ?! .. !!!! *********** You make young Joey say , " Huh ? " WHY ?!
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steel driving hammer Ex Member	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4740 - Feb 8^th, 2011 at 9:16am Joey is that you Babe?
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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4741 - Feb 8^th, 2011 at 6:27pm

Joey?
Don't you just hate it when you're slurping on a cup of yogurt and all you taste is cum? Or is it, don't you just hate it when you're slurping on a dick and all you taste is yogurt? I get the two confused a lot. Well, the former is what happened to a woman in Albuquerque and I guess she's the type who screams "dontcumdontcumdontcum" when she feels her man's dick twitch during oral, because she spit that mess out and called the 911.

The Smoking Gun reports that the 28-year-old New Mexico woman was shopping in the cereal aisle at the Sunflower Farmers Market with her daughter when a store employee named Anthony Garcia kept pushing a yogurt sample on her. The woman put it in her mouth and instantly knew something in the milk was JIZZ! The woman's statement to the police is priceless: “I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset. (The manager Catherine Flores) told me it was a Greek yoghurt. People love it, it has lot of protein on it.” That's a really a good cum-on line.

Anthony Garcia denied that he squirted his own fermented ball leche into the woman's sample. But when police tested the sample, the results came (I need to stop already) back positive for cum. A judge issued a warrant for DNA and blood samples from the perverted Dannon cum dumper to see if he has any diseases the woman should be worried about.

It's a good thing the woman knows her shit, I mean semen, because most people would've figured it was just goat milk yogurt and kept eating it. If Top Chef ever does a semen-based recipe challenge, they know who to get as their main judge.

This woman is my hero of the day, because she proves to all of us that we need to study cum closely. You never know when someone's going to cum in a cup and call it yogurt.

In other news, the police escorted both Paris Hilton and John Travolta out of Sunflower Farmers Market in Albuquerque after they refused to stop trolling around the cereal section.

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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4742 - Feb 8^th, 2011 at 9:07pm

" On entering the office , " Sam Shaffer wrote , " one was immediately confronted " by an extremely well - lit , fully life- size portrait of its occupant , hung above its marble fireplace . The artist had portrayed Johnson leaning against a bookcase , but he had captured at least some of the piercing quality in Johnson's eyes : " That huge picture of Lyndon looking squarely in the visitor's eye first thing on entering Lyndon's office is a sure irritant , " John Steele reported in a memo to his editors at TIME . And it was not only Lyndon Johnson's portrait that was well lit . High above the desk , concealed in the chandelier , two spotlights had been placed , focused so that as the man himself sat at the desk , they cast on him what one reporter called ' an impressive nimbus of golden light . " In a corner of the immense room he had ordered high walls of polished mahogany built , and behind them was a bathroom -- a Johnsonian bathroom ( a ' monument of a toilet ' James Reston called it ) used as Johnson used bathrooms : soon secretaries , assistants , and senators were having to take dictation from him or discuss issues with him as he sat before them on the toilet . "

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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4744 - Feb 9^th, 2011 at 10:24am

Pioneering airline hires 'Ladyboy' flight attendants

The president of the first Thai airline to hire transsexuals as flight attendants yesterday said he was a "pioneer" and predicted other carriers would follow his lead.

Fledgling airline PC Air has already recruited six crew of the "third sex" and boss Peter Chan said recruitment, driven by a belief in equal rights, would continue.

More than 100 transsexual people applied for the first round of jobs.

Among the successful applicants was Thanyarat "Film" Jiraphatpakorn, winner of the Miss Tiffany beauty pageant in 2007, according to a report in Thailand's Nation newspaper.

"At first I thought they would just take applications but not actually recruit us, as happened at other places before," said the 23-year-old, adding that she was delighted to have been chosen.

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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4746 - Feb 9^th, 2011 at 10:34am

From Blabbermouth.net:

According to Australia's long-running rock station Triple M, VAN HALEN is locking in dates for an Australian tour to support a new album that should be out by August this year.

"VAN HALEN dates are getting locked in. They'll be here with David Lee Roth," Triple M music reporter Nui Te Koha announced this morning on Triple M Melbourne's "Hot Breakfast", "VAN HALEN representatives were here with THE EAGLES during THE EAGLES tour in December."

He added: "They're recording a new album at the moment. [Guitarist] Eddie Van Halen says he doesn't want to do any shows until there is new material. And that new material should be out by August."

Source: http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bla...sitemID=153609

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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4747 - Feb 9^th, 2011 at 2:15pm

mojoman wrote on Feb 9^th, 2011 at 10:24am:

Pioneering airline hires 'Ladyboy' flight attendants

The president of the first Thai airline to hire transsexuals as flight attendants yesterday said he was a "pioneer" and predicted other carriers would follow his lead.

Fledgling airline PC Air has already recruited six crew of the "third sex" and boss Peter Chan said recruitment, driven by a belief in equal rights, would continue.

More than 100 transsexual people applied for the first round of jobs.

Among the successful applicants was Thanyarat "Film" Jiraphatpakorn, winner of the Miss Tiffany beauty pageant in 2007, according to a report in Thailand's Nation newspaper.

"At first I thought they would just take applications but not actually recruit us, as happened at other places before," said the 23-year-old, adding that she was delighted to have been chosen.

Here's a better flight experience: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqh8e2KYIrU

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