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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4375 - Nov 7^th, 2010 at 7:18pm Babe .. ?! Baby Steel Magnolia ?! .. !!!! : !!!
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4376 - Nov 7^th, 2010 at 7:49pm Joey ? http://www.weather.com/outlook/videos/deer-dashes-through-supermarket-18718#1871...
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4377 - Nov 7^th, 2010 at 8:36pm Joey wrote on Nov 7^th, 2010 at 7:18pm: Babe .. ?! Baby Steel Magnolia ?! .. !!!! : !!! WOW, I wanna smoke Baby steel Magnolia then!!
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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,775 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4378 - Nov 8^th, 2010 at 8:02am Joey??!! http://d.yimg.com/a/p/afp/20101107/capt.photo_1289156114447-1-0.jpgx=400&y=259&q...!
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steel driving hammer Ex Member	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4379 - Nov 8^th, 2010 at 3:02pm Joey?
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steel driving hammer Ex Member	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4380 - Nov 9^th, 2010 at 10:29am Joey?
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4381 - Nov 9^th, 2010 at 6:33pm Babe ?! Baby Steel Magnolia .. ?! : !!!!
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4382 - Nov 9^th, 2010 at 7:52pm Joey ? http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s209/leepullen/ATT00015.jpgt=1289353896
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4383 - Nov 9^th, 2010 at 9:20pm http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s209/leepullen/ATT00015.jpgt=1289353896 Yes Edith !!!!!! : Joey !!!!! : http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s209/leepullen/ATT00015.jpgt=1289353896
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steel driving hammer Ex Member	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4384 - Nov 10^th, 2010 at 11:09am Joey?
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Brainbell Jangler Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,331 Portland, OR Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4385 - Nov 10^th, 2010 at 6:09pm
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4386 - Nov 10^th, 2010 at 7:32pm Joey ? http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s209/leepullen/ATT1821416.jpgt=1289439108
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

Ade Rocks Off Regular Offline What's Occuring? Posts: 3,147 London, U.K Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4387 - Nov 11^th, 2010 at 5:40am Joey?
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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4388 - Nov 11^th, 2010 at 1:23pm

Joey?
Controversial beauty queen Carrie Prejean is pregnant.

"We are just so excited," the three-months-pregnant Prejean, 23, told FOX411.com on Wednesday. "I'm due in May on my grandmother's birthday. She recently passed away, so that's very special to us."

Prejean wed Oakland Raiders quarterback Kyle Boller in July.

She said they started trying for a family about a month after their big day.

"I'm trying to stay healthy, but it has been tough. I've been getting night sickness. We've started thinking about names, but we are keeping it to ourselves for right now. It has been fun looking at baby books."

They plan to find out the sex of their child next week.

Boller, 29, said he couldnt be more thrilled for fatherhood.

"I have the most beautiful pregnant wife ever, we are so in love and this was just the best news when we found out a couple of weeks ago," Boller said.

Prejean made headlines last year when pageant judge Perez Hilton asked her if she supported gay marriage. "In my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman," she replied. "No offense to anybody there, but that's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be, between a man and a woman."

She later almost lost her crown when racy photos of her began hitting the web, but Donald Trump, who owns the Miss USA and Miss Universe organizations, allowed her to keep her title because he said "the pictures taken were fine."

On June 10, however, Prejean was fired for violating her contract and "unwillingness to make appearances on behalf" of the organization, according to pageant officials.

But in an in interview with Access Hollywood, Prejean claimed otherwise: "None of this would be happening right now if I just said, 'Yeah, gays should get married. You're right, Perez Hilton.'"

I'll shoot it to you straight and look you in the eye
So gimme just a minute and I'll tell you why

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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4389 - Nov 11^th, 2010 at 5:55pm

Joey?

Tower tumbles wrong way during Ohio demolition

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio – A nearly 300-foot smokestack being demolished at an old Ohio power plant toppled in the wrong direction and sent spectators scrambling Wednesday before knocking down two 12,000-volt power lines and crashing onto a building housing backup generators, officials said.

No injuries were reported after the 275-foot tower at the unused 83-year-old Mad River Power Plant teetered and then fell in a southeast direction — instead of east, as originally planned — seconds after explosives were detonated.

The falling tower brought down the power lines and sent spectators scrambling to avoid the sparking lines.

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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4390 - Nov 11^th, 2010 at 6:00pm

" Controversial beauty queen Carrie Prejean is pregnant.

"We are just so excited," the three-months-pregnant Prejean, 23, told FOX411.com on Wednesday. "I'm due in May on my grandmother's birthday. She recently passed away, so that's very special to us."

************ " YES !!!! " ****************

I ( Your Joey ) absolutely think the WORLD of this young Lady .

The way she ( Prejean ) pays Lip Service to the Church , State and Military makes the Joey proud , absolutely PROUD to be an American .

If she ever decides to embark upon a career in politics I will DEFINITELY sign on to become her campaign manager ---- The Clintons have NOTHING on Carrie .

**** PREJEAN APPROVED !!!!! ****

!!!!!!

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" Prejean Me Ronnie !!!! "

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY ! ™

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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4391 - Nov 11^th, 2010 at 6:17pm

" SPRINGFIELD, Ohio – A nearly 300-foot smokestack being demolished at an old Ohio power plant toppled in the wrong direction and sent spectators scrambling Wednesday before knocking down two 12,000-volt power lines and crashing onto a building housing backup generators, officials said.

No injuries were reported after the 275-foot tower at the unused 83-year-old Mad River Power Plant teetered and then fell in a southeast direction — instead of east, as originally planned — seconds after explosives were detonated.

The falling tower brought down the power lines and sent spectators scrambling to avoid the sparking lines. "

Mojo .. ?! .. !!!!! :

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Ade Rocks Off Regular Offline What's Occuring? Posts: 3,147 London, U.K Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4392 - Nov 12^th, 2010 at 7:09am Joey?
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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4393 - Nov 12^th, 2010 at 9:25am

Joey ?

Cats' quick sips are a marvel of physics
Friday, November 12, 2010 02:50 AM
By Nicholas Wade
The New York Times

This cat is judging the balance between opposing gravitational and inertial forces, researchers say.

Cats' quick sips are a marvel of physics

It has taken four highly qualified engineers and a bunch of integral equations to figure it out, but we now know how cats drink. The answer is: very elegantly, and not at all the way you might suppose.

Cats lap water so fast that the human eye cannot follow, which is why the trick had apparently escaped attention until now.

The act of drinking is no big deal for humans, who can fully close their mouths to create suction. But the various species that cannot do this - including most adult carnivores - must resort to some other mechanism.

A dog thrusts its tongue into water, forming a crude cup with it, and hauls the liquid back into the muzzle.

Cats, both big and little, are much classier, according to new research led by Pedro M. Reis and Roman Stocker of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Writing in yesterday's issue of Science, the team reported that the feline lapping method depends on the cat's instinctive ability to calculate the balance between opposing gravitational and inertial forces.

What happens is that the cat darts out its tongue, curving the upper side downward so that the tip lightly touches the surface of the water.

The tongue is then pulled upward quickly, drawing a column of water behind it. Just at the moment that gravity overcomes the rush of the water and starts to pull the column down - snap! The cat closes its jaws over the jet of water and swallows it.

The cat laps four times a second, and its tongue moves at a speed of 1 meter per second.

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/national_world/stories/2010/11/12/cats-quic...

“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef

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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #4394 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 11:24am

" feline lapping method depends on the cat's instinctive ability to calculate the balance between opposing gravitational and inertial forces.

What happens is that the cat darts out its tongue, curving the upper side downward so that the tip lightly touches the surface of the water.

The tongue is then pulled upward quickly, drawing a column of water behind it. Just at the moment that gravity overcomes the rush of the water and starts to pull the column down - snap! The cat closes its jaws over the jet of water and swallows it.

The cat laps four times a second, and its tongue moves at a speed of 1 meter per second. "

Yes Edith ---- young Joey !!!!

&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4395 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 11:35am Ade ?! E- Edith ?! !!!!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4396 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 11:36am Nanky ?! !!!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4397 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 11:37am Voodoo .. ?! Gazza .. ?! !!!!
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steel driving hammer Ex Member	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4398 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 1:57pm Stud Driving Muffin?
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #4399 - Nov 13^th, 2010 at 5:26pm Joey ? http://www.weather.com/outlook/videos/cat-adopts-puppy-18786#18786
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

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