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Reply #4200 - Sep 27th, 2010 at 10:38am
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leaving a DNA deposit?!

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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #4202 - Sep 27th, 2010 at 11:42am
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mojoman wrote on Sep 27th, 2010 at 10:38am:
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'He brushed past an assistant and she became aware that there was what prosecution lawyers described as ‘some of his DNA' on her trousers.'  Ouch!

I love the fact that the magistrate was called Mr Bates. ...
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Joey?

Segway scooter firm owner dies after riding off cliff


LONDON (AFP) – The British owner of the firm that makes the Segway scooter died after riding one of the futuristic two-wheeled machines over a cliff and into a river, police said Monday.

The body of millionaire Jimi Heselden, 62, was discovered in the River Wharfe near his home in the town of Boston Spa in northern England on Sunday, said a spokeswoman for West Yorkshire Police.

"A Segway-style vehicle was recovered from the scene," the spokeswoman told AFP, adding that police were called to the scene after reports of a man "apparently having fallen from the cliffs above".

"The incident is not believed to be suspicious," she added.

Heselden led a British team which bought US-based Segway Inc. in December last year and now manufactures and distributes the distinctive self-balancing vehicles.

The Segway was introduced in 2002 amid great fanfare as a means of revolutionising urban transportation. They use gyroscopes, computers and electric motors to cruise to 12 miles per hour.

A former coal miner who left school at 15, Heselden made his fortune with the Hesco Bastion firm, which developed the "Hesco" blast walls that are widely used in Afghanistan and Iraq.

"It is with great sadness that we have to confirm that Jimi Heselden has died in a tragic accident near his home in West Yorkshire," Hesco Bastion said in a statement, without giving further details.

His death came a week after he became one of Britain's top philanthropists, giving 10 million pounds to a charity and taking his lifetime donations to 23 million pounds, it said
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #4208 - Sep 28th, 2010 at 10:42am
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Gazza wrote on Sep 27th, 2010 at 11:42am:
mojoman wrote on Sep 27th, 2010 at 10:38am:
leaving a DNA deposit?!

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'He brushed past an assistant and she became aware that there was what prosecution lawyers described as ‘some of his DNA' on her trousers.'  Ouch!

I love the fact that the magistrate was called Mr Bates. ...



lmaoo...I heard the magistrate has a young son.... Master Bates!
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Reply #4209 - Sep 28th, 2010 at 11:27pm
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Pete already solved the mystery and found Joey

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Reply #4210 - Sep 29th, 2010 at 5:40pm
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" Pete already solved the mystery and found Joey  "

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You make young Joey smile . Smiley


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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Joey - guess who i met the other day...only Sue Ellen!! ,

she sends you a big sloppy kiss and asked that you be a very good boy...

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JOEY?

USA’s Ryder Cup wardrobe malfunction

By Martin Rogers, Yahoo! Sports
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NEWPORT, United Kingdom – The opening hours of the Ryder Cup brought embarrassment for the United States’ team, even though the first day’s fourballs matches were severely delayed by bad weather.




In a development that left U.S. captain Corey Pavin red-faced, the American team was forced to ditch its official waterproof clothing and replace it with new gear purchased from the clubhouse store at the Celtic Manor course.


“We are disappointed with the performance of them, so we fixed it,” Pavin said. “They weren’t doing what we wanted them to do so we went out and bought new waterproofs.”

 
A U.S. team source told Yahoo! Sports that the standard waterproofs, provided by Montana-based company Sun Mountain, were holding too much liquid and thus weighed down players and caddies alike. Captain Pavin had been alerted to the problem by the time the opening pair of Phil Mickelson and Dustin Johnson had reached the second green, and an emergency plan was put into action.


A team official was hastily dispatched to the merchandising tent, where almost the entire stock of ProQuip waterproof trousers were purchased, according to a store worker.

“They bought more than 20 pairs,” the employee told Yahoo! Sports.


The choice of replacement was all the more humiliating for Pavin, as ProQuip is the official waterproof supplier to the European team. Inclement weather has been predicted ever since the Ryder Cup was awarded to Celtic Manor, and European captain Colin Montgomerie took no chances with his preparation.


“When I was a player in the Ryder Cup, I simply turned up, put on the gear that had been left for me in my room, went out and started playing,” said Montgomerie, who collaborated with his wife Gaynor, caddie Jason Hempleman and ProQuip managing director Richard Head in all aspects of Europe’s kit design. “But as captain it is totally different, and I am central to all of what goes on behind the scenes.


“I have always said we will wear what the players want to wear, and I think that symbolizes the entire team spirit we are engendering.”


Montgomerie held several meetings with ProQuip and tested the products before they were ordered for each team member.


“It was clear from the outset that Colin had prepared for all our meetings,” Head said. “He made himself available in all aspects of the discussions about the waterproofs, which was excellent.”


The U.S. team waterproofs didn’t just bother the players; they attracted criticism for their look and design as well. Former Tiger Woods coach Butch Harmon, commentating on British television, described them as “not right” and insisted they looked more like a basketball practice uniform.


All members of both teams had no choice but to wear waterproof gear as rain drenched the course from the start of play at 7:45 a.m Welsh time. Mickelson opted to wear all-weather gloves — even while putting — and none of the Americans looked comfortable.


When play was stopped after just five holes of the top match, Europe was ahead in each of the first three matches – with only Bubba Watson and Jeff Overton leading, ahead of Luke Donald and Padraig Harrington.
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Reply #4217 - Oct 1st, 2010 at 2:11pm
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Joey??!!

BRADENTON --   
When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they say he gave a quick explanation.

Manatee County deputies say Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers say they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Keith Moon and the rest of the boys literally , LITERALLY had to jackhammer Pete's demos in order to turn those songs into Rock Anthems  --- then again , what is a band SUPPOSED to do , right ?!


Keith's finest moment may well have been his playing on " Who Are You " ( Joey's favorite )


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" On February 27th , 1968  , the same day I had breakfast with Kerner to get an advance review of his commission's report  , McPherson and I went to luncheon in the Secretary of State's private dining room with Rusk , McNamara , Clark Clifford ( who would replace McNamara as Defense Secretary  ) , Walt Rostow , Undersecretary of State Katzenbach , and Assistant Secretary of State William Bundy  . We were to discuss a speech that the President planned to give on Vietnam at the end of March  . He would also try again to convince Congress and the public that we needed a tax surcharge . That's what accounted for my presence at the lunch . It was the most DEPRESSING three hours in my years of public service . This was the first time since early 1966 that I had heard the President's advisers in an intimate discussion of Vietnam  ...... they sounded a chorus of despair . "

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