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************* JOEY NOW GIVES EULOGY *******************

My Joshy need not be idolized ;
Or enlarged at ' Shidobee ' beyond what he was at '  Rocks Off ' .
He IS to be remembered as a kind and decent man ;
A man who saw wrong and tried to right it  ...
Saw suffering and tried to heal it  ...
Saw War and tried to STOP it .

And those of us who loved him ** Young Joey's voice now cracking with visceral and heartfelt emotion *** ;
And who take him to his ' transition ' here today .
Know that what he was and what he stood for ;
Will someday come to pass for all the world .
As he said many times in many posts throughout the decades ;
" Some Men see message boards the way they are and say , ' Why ?!?! '  ..... ' WHY ?!?! ' .........
I dream of message boards that never were and say , ' WTF ?!?! ' !!!!!!!! "

I Thank You For Your time Today !



...cue chorus :

Has anybody here seen my old friend Joshy?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
You know, I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend glencar?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Sway?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked 'round and he's gone.

Didn't you love the things that they stood for?
Didn't they try to find some good for you and me?
And we'll be free
Some day soon, and it's a-gonna be one day ...

Anybody here seen my old friend voodoopug?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walk up over the hill,
With Joshy, glencar, and Sway.

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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #10787 - Dec 9th, 2013 at 10:08pm
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The quality of posting has picked up in recent days.  Page 432 is one of the best goddam pages in the whole freakin' thread!

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Herring Unmoved by Rolling Stones

Herring in Kolgrafafjörður, West Iceland, were unmoved when researchers attempted to scare them out of the fjord by playing ‘Brown Sugar’ and ‘Satisfaction’ by The Rolling Stones.

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Archive photo: Páll Stefánsson/Iceland Review.

Up to 50,000 tons of herring died in the fjord late last year and earlier this year. There are concerns that another such incident will occur after fish started filling the fjord again in late November. The fish are believed to have died due to lack of oxygen in the fjord caused by a landfill and bridge constructed across the fjord in December 2004.

Sigmar Guðbjörnsson, who works for the company Star-Oddi, which specializes in collecting data on aquatic environments and animal behavior, told mbl.is that they had played The Rolling Stones more for fun.

The company has been carrying out experiments by playing different sounds in the fjord with the aim of scaring the fish back out to sea. “They were perhaps not as afraid of The Rolling Stones as of other sounds,” Sigmar said, adding that other songs or musicians had not yet been tested.

Various experiments have been conducted including the use of low frequency sounds, explosives and the sound of killer whales, all of which have proved unsuccessful in keeping the herring away.


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Herring Unmoved by Rolling Stones

Herring in Kolgrafafjörður, West Iceland, were unmoved when researchers attempted to scare them out of the fjord by playing ‘Brown Sugar’ and ‘Satisfaction’ by The Rolling Stones.

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Archive photo: Páll Stefánsson/Iceland Review.

Up to 50,000 tons of herring died in the fjord late last year and earlier this year. There are concerns that another such incident will occur after fish started filling the fjord again in late November. The fish are believed to have died due to lack of oxygen in the fjord caused by a landfill and bridge constructed across the fjord in December 2004.

Sigmar Guðbjörnsson, who works for the company Star-Oddi, which specializes in collecting data on aquatic environments and animal behavior, told mbl.is that they had played The Rolling Stones more for fun.

The company has been carrying out experiments by playing different sounds in the fjord with the aim of scaring the fish back out to sea. “They were perhaps not as afraid of The Rolling Stones as of other sounds,” Sigmar said, adding that other songs or musicians had not yet been tested.

Various experiments have been conducted including the use of low frequency sounds, explosives and the sound of killer whales, all of which have proved unsuccessful in keeping the herring away.


http://www.icelandreview.com/icelandreview/daily_news/Herring_Unmoved_by_Rolling...


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Herring Unmoved by Rolling Stones

Herring in Kolgrafafjörður, West Iceland, were unmoved when researchers attempted to scare them out of the fjord by playing ‘Brown Sugar’ and ‘Satisfaction’ by The Rolling Stones.

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Archive photo: Páll Stefánsson/Iceland Review.

Up to 50,000 tons of herring died in the fjord late last year and earlier this year. There are concerns that another such incident will occur after fish started filling the fjord again in late November. The fish are believed to have died due to lack of oxygen in the fjord caused by a landfill and bridge constructed across the fjord in December 2004.

Sigmar Guðbjörnsson, who works for the company Star-Oddi, which specializes in collecting data on aquatic environments and animal behavior, told mbl.is that they had played The Rolling Stones more for fun.

The company has been carrying out experiments by playing different sounds in the fjord with the aim of scaring the fish back out to sea. “They were perhaps not as afraid of The Rolling Stones as of other sounds,” Sigmar said, adding that other songs or musicians had not yet been tested.

Various experiments have been conducted including the use of low frequency sounds, explosives and the sound of killer whales, all of which have proved unsuccessful in keeping the herring away.


http://www.icelandreview.com/icelandreview/daily_news/Herring_Unmoved_by_Rolling...

Nice!  First time I've seen fish and Rolling Stones themes in the same article!  That's a real find.  Herring too - North Atlantic fish.  Very slimy, somewhat ugly.  Obviously, the fish referred to in the quality euphemism "red herring" - as in, "I'd like to smack that fucker upside the head with a red herring."

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Nice!  This is going as well as page 432.  Keep it up!  Maybe some cats saying funny stuff?  Drugs is a good topic too.
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