[b]Nice to be back again, how you all doin'? Been looking at fake news today. HEADLINE- A fat arsed Muther fucking shark washed up dead this mornin' on a Cornwall beach??? How the fuck is that a headline?

North Fucking Korea planning the biggest mutherfucking Guy Fawkes Night in history. Where's the USS Carl Vinson this morning?
Syria? And I turn on the computer,[and.......A..DEAD...FUCKING SHARK?????? DERRRRRR. Good greif Charlie Brown! YA YAS?

Been ROTFLMFAO for a full fucking year.
This is serious Mum! In 1932..U won't fucking believe this!
Australia declared WAR!!!!!!! WTF? on EMUS!
They sent a battalion..Yes that's right! A battalion of soldiers to fight the ENEMY; Which was cunning, and ELUSIVE! It  was likened to the ZULU warrior! WAT? WAT? WATFORD?
You don't believe me?
Truth is stranger than fiction we drive thru there everynight.
Ya know...Everytime I drive thru the crossroads I'm scared there's a fucking EMU with a hardon!
Oh No! Don't peck off me arm!
Don't peck me leg!
This is how fucking retarded this rock...is. :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9G6WCsfoow/b]

can you pick up moonies slack?

Some Guy wrote on Apr 26^th, 2017 at 2:32pm:

can you pick up moonies slack?

moonie's been indisposed as of late:


https://youtu.be/YukGJ9fFzOY

Welcome back you mofo!

Why absent so long?

• Jail?
  
• Specialized asylum?
  
• Mental institution?
  
• Drinking and smoking with Joey and of course Keith?
  
• Relaxing at home?
  
• Working so hard?
  
• Rocking so hard?
  
• Fucking so hard?
  
• Some of the above?
  
• All of the above?
  
• None of the above?

Some Guy wrote on Apr 26^th, 2017 at 2:32pm:

can you pick up moonies slack?

Moonie is a gem. His slack will have to remain slack I'm afraid. The geezer  quotes The Good Book like the bloody  Albigenses, and he is a clever, clever lad, outta my league 'Some Guy', sorry!

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Apr 26^th, 2017 at 8:17pm:

Welcome back you mofo! Why absent so long? Jail? Specialized asylum? Mental institution? Drinking and smoking with Joey and of course Keith? Relaxing at home? Working so hard? Rocking so hard? Fucking so hard? Some of the above? All of the above? None of the above?

Let's just say I was...mmmmm! Serving my good Queen. Sort of...a mixed bag really.

hi gypsy. yeah, there is no sense, the best thing that is happening in the world right now is the No Filter tour. 

Bitch wrote on May 9^th, 2017 at 10:43pm:

hi gypsy. yeah, there is no sense, the best thing that is happening in the world right now is the No Filter tour.

Yeah! Just saw that this morning. Nice to hear from you, and know you are still around.
It's so weird, as you Americans say but, I've been coming here, on and off since November of 2002 :o. Holy Rolling Stones Batman!
That's nearly 15 years.
I couldn't hold a job for 2!