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Message started by mojoman on Aug 11th, 2015 at 8:00pm

Title: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Michael Cohl
Post by mojoman on Aug 11th, 2015 at 8:00pm
Michael Cohl was in the middle of telling a story about The Rolling Stones’ Steel Wheels tour when he paused. “By the way, do you want to hear about the night I fired Donald Trump?” It was Cohl’s keynote address at Pollstar Live! this past February.

The theme was his great decisions and others that weren’t that hot, told in stories about his career as a concert promoter and Broadway producer. He went to the podium with four stories to tell involving Pink Floyd, Michael Jackson, The Rolling Stones and Broadway’s “Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark,” but got sidetracked during the Stones yarn.
The 1989 Steel Wheels tour was famous for many things, including its reunion of Mick and Keef but also for its profitability, grossing nearly $100 million – a tour manufactured by Cohl and one that changed the landscape of concert promotion. It wrapped with a $24.95 pay-per-view event at Atlantic City’s 16,000-capacity Convention Center.

The event was Dec. 19, 1989, a broadcast of the last of three sold-out shows. However, to make it happen, Cohl needed to shop the show around Las Vegas, hoping to find the casino that would pay The Rolling Stones’ performance fee (which, in this case, could be defined as a “casino site fee”). When that didn’t fly, Cohl resorted to Atlantic City. The event was ultimately broadcast in association with Donald Trump, Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino, and MTV. Jump-cut six months from Cohl’s speech and the story has a sudden resonance.

By the way, do you want to hear about the night I fired Donald Trump? We have to figure out the pay-per-view event. I realized that when they did a big boxing match they would separate the promotion and the fight. For the fight, you’d get a site fee from Las Vegas. You’d get a dollar, a million, a billion. Whatever. You’d get a “site fee” and you’d get a worldwide closed-circuit. I thought, geez, if I can separate the Stones from their own gig, and just concentrate on the pay-per-view, then I might pull it off.

So I go to them and say, “Look, let’s do a worldwide pay-per-view. We’ll get a big site fee; I’ll get you $3 million for a site fee and we’ll keep all the money for the pay-per-view.” And they agreed. I hadn’t told them completely what I had in mind, which is one of the rare times I wasn’t completely up front. I went around Las Vegas, and they didn’t really want it. They didn’t get it, they didn’t like rock music yet.

They didn’t follow it. And, unfortunately, the only person I could get to kind of agree to the site fee we needed and to work it through was Donald Trump. Now I had one of those, “Oh God, how am I going to do this?” moments.

And I opened my big mouth in the meeting with The Rolling Stones where they go, “This is all great, but we’re not going to be affiliated with Donald Trump. At all. Screw you.” And I go, “I will control Donald Trump! Don’t you worry!”

So, we signed the contract. Donald agrees that he will not be in any of the promotion except in Atlantic City, and he will not show up at the gig! Holy shit! Well, the quick version is we go on sale. Eric Clapton was there, Axl Rose, Slash, John Lee Hooker – we had a fantastic show; sell out three shows.

Are you ready for the punchline? Three-hundred dollar tickets. That’s where they originated -- $300, $250, $150 and it worked. It was spectacular. And that’s how it happened.

The Stones agreed to that ticket pricing in Atlantic City. It didn’t have the happiest of endings, though. It’s the night of the show.

The Stones had such power in those days that the 6:40 p.m. slot on the national evening news was going to be an interview with the Stones to talk about and promote the pay-per-view. At about 5:50 p.m. I get word that I have to come to the press room in the next building. I run to the press room in the next building and what do you think is happening? There’s Donald Trump giving a press conference, in our room!

I give him the [come here gesture]. “Come on, Donald, what are you doing? A) You promised us you wouldn’t even be here and, B) you promised you would never do this.” He says, “But they begged me to go up, Michael! They begged me to go up!” I say, “Stop it. Stop it. This could be crazy. Do what you said you would. Don’t make a liar of yourself.”

I go back to the dressing room. Five minutes later, he’s back up. They call me back over there. Holy shit. I call him out (again). Same thing happens. I say, “Donald. I don’t know if I can control this. Stop it.” I go back to the dressing room. And I leave my walkie-talkie on in the dressing room. Moronic, on my part.

They call me back, at which point Keith pulls out his knife and slams it on the table and says, “What the hell do I have you for? Do I have to go over there and fire him myself? One of us is leaving the building – either him, or us.” I said, “No. I’ll go do it. Don’t you worry.”

I run over. He’s up there again! I go [gives the come here gesture]. We go into the hallway. I said, “Donald. You lied. You broke your promise. One of two things is going to happen. You’re going to leave the building and, at 6:40, The Rolling Stones are going to speak on CBS News, or you’re not going to leave the building and I’m going to go on and do an interview to explain to the world why the pay-per-view was canceled. I know it’s your building and…” – and in my head I’m going, this is so crazy, right? I’m trying to throw Donald Trump out of his own building.

But, anyway, the bottom line is I look at Donald and said, “You and Marla (Maples) have to go. You’re fired.” He looks at me and goes berserk.

“You don’t know anything! Your guys suck! I promote Mike Tyson! I promote heavyweight fights!” And I notice the three shtarkers he’s with, in trench coats, two of them are putting on gloves and the other one is putting on brass knuckles. I go on the walkie-talkie and I call for Jim Callahan, who was head of our security, and I go, “Jim, I think I’m in a bit of trouble.” And he says, “Just turn around.”

I turn around. He’s got 40 of the crew with tire irons and hockey sticks and screwdrivers.

“And now, are you gonna go, Donald?”

And off he went.

And that was the night I fired Donald Trump.


--Joe Reinartz

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by Edith Grove on Aug 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm
mojo ?



Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Aug 11th, 2015 at 9:08pm
Best Trump ever! :warhorse :solongsucker

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Aug 11th, 2015 at 9:14pm
Voodoo saying "high" to Don

Republicans deserve a better candidate; this sub educated shithead must spend his fortune to buy dignity, take some basic training in politics and know what “culture” means

Based on his expressions seems that he does not enjoy sex neither playing with himself

Bastard


Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by WaiteringOnAFiend on Aug 11th, 2015 at 9:59pm
But did you consider taking / do-do-ing a shiit outside the TT, a la Borat in his movie?


Happy Trumpings.

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by leonid on Aug 12th, 2015 at 5:51am
Bet ya dollars to donuts that Riffy loves Trump!

:blankfriggingstare1 :forfucksake :aimama

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Aug 12th, 2015 at 11:00am

leonid wrote on Aug 12th, 2015 at 5:51am:
Bet ya dollars to donuts that Riffy loves Trump!

:blankfriggingstare1 :forfucksake :aimama

He would lick Trump's ballsack and ask if he'd like some more.

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by Joey on Aug 12th, 2015 at 1:54pm



" They call me back, at which point Keith pulls out his knife and slams it on the table and says, “What the hell do I have you for? Do I have to go over there and fire him myself? One of us is leaving the building – either him, or us.” I said, “No. I’ll go do it. Don’t you worry.”

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In the Entertainment Business Nobody EVER Frigged with Johnny Carson and / or Keith Richards  . Nobody .



" Hit Me Ronnie !!!!  "


Joey Carson ™

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by BONOISLOVE on Aug 12th, 2015 at 5:41pm
This whole thread makes me feel sad.  I don't understand why somebody else's pain must be amusing.


Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by BONOISLOVE on Aug 12th, 2015 at 5:42pm
And those images with those little people getting hurt, they are not funny.


Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by BONOISLOVE on Aug 12th, 2015 at 5:43pm
OK, I sometimes turn on the tube to watch the news, but sometimes I do not understand.


Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by BONOISLOVE on Aug 12th, 2015 at 5:46pm
This scares me


Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by gimmekeef on Aug 12th, 2015 at 5:48pm
Well we now have 2 things we know are true......Both Trump and Cohl are assholes.....and Cohl is full of shit...again...

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by Gazza on Aug 12th, 2015 at 6:37pm
Are you ready for the punchline? Three-hundred dollar tickets. That’s where they originated -- $300, $250, $150 and it worked. It was spectacular. And that’s how it happened


Gee, he says this as if he's so proud of it.

Its a good story and a fine takedown on his part - but he's still the man who almost singlehandedly killed rock 'n' roll in my eyes.  And that'll be his legacy.

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Micheal Cohl
Post by gorda on Aug 12th, 2015 at 7:54pm

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Aug 11th, 2015 at 9:14pm:


¿A cuántos paisanos te encontraste trabajando en el hotel?

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Michael Cohl
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Aug 12th, 2015 at 9:00pm
a un chingo y dos montones

:willya

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Michael Cohl
Post by sirmoonie on Aug 12th, 2015 at 9:21pm
La mona aunque se vista de seda, mona se queda

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Michael Cohl
Post by FPM on Aug 13th, 2015 at 12:41am

leonid wrote on Aug 12th, 2015 at 5:51am:
Bet ya dollars to donuts that Riffy loves Trump!

:blankfriggingstare1 :forfucksake :aimama


I was JUST thinking that...

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Michael Cohl
Post by leonid on Aug 13th, 2015 at 12:45am

Gazza wrote on Aug 12th, 2015 at 6:37pm:
Are you ready for the punchline? Three-hundred dollar tickets. That’s where they originated -- $300, $250, $150 and it worked. It was spectacular. And that’s how it happened


Gee, he says this as if he's so proud of it.


Its a good story and a fine takedown on his part - but he's still the man who almost singlehandedly killed rock 'n' roll in my eyes.  And that'll be his legacy.


He clearly gives no fucks at all, bragging about it like that. It's his claim to fame. What a scoundrel. Though the people that employed him are just as dirty!
:wtf3

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Michael Cohl
Post by leonid on Aug 13th, 2015 at 2:21am

FPM wrote on Aug 13th, 2015 at 12:41am:

leonid wrote on Aug 12th, 2015 at 5:51am:
Bet ya dollars to donuts that Riffy loves Trump!

:blankfriggingstare1 :forfucksake :aimama


I was JUST thinking that...



Hopefully he shows up here. This has the makings of a Perfect Storm and it's gonna rain comedy gold.

Stones... Rolling Stones. Tonight spins the mighty Beggars Banquet. Timeless. I'm just sittin on my doorstep...

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Michael Cohl
Post by sirmoonie on Aug 13th, 2015 at 8:53am
Every day, Fox News execs spazz the fuck out trying to figure out how to derail Trump's campaign.  What more of an endorsement does the American voter need?

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Michael Cohl
Post by Joey on Aug 13th, 2015 at 10:38am
" Every day, Fox News execs spazz the fuck out trying to figure out how to derail Trump's campaign.  What more of an endorsement does the American voter need ?  "


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I repeat  ,  ....... Nobody   ...... Friggin NOBODY Frigs with Keith Richards .  Absolutely NOBODY !!!!!!!!!!


" Hit Me Ronnie !!!!   "

Jacky Cakes ™

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Michael Cohl
Post by sirmoonie on Aug 13th, 2015 at 12:45pm
Look at all this anti-Scottish sentiment running rampant in the U.S., Joey.  They hate us for our accomplishments.  Yet, you never hear that on the goddam liberal media!

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Michael Cohl
Post by Joey on Aug 13th, 2015 at 12:51pm
"  ..........................  They hate us for our accomplishments.  Yet, you never hear that on the goddam liberal media !   "


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!!!!

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Michael Cohl
Post by Edith Grove on Aug 13th, 2015 at 1:26pm

sirmoonie wrote on Aug 13th, 2015 at 12:45pm:
Look at all this anti-Scottish sentiment running rampant in the U.S., Joey.  They hate us for our accomplishments.  Yet, you never hear that on the goddam liberal media!



They're kinda down on Irish, as well. Sorry, Gazza.



Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Michael Cohl
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Aug 13th, 2015 at 4:19pm
Don't worry Edith... Gazza is British (Northern Irish)

Title: Re: The Night I Fired Donald Trump by Michael Cohl
Post by Gazza on Aug 13th, 2015 at 4:53pm
I dont mind. They can hate all of us. LOL

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