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Title: How cum Micks lips aren't as puffy as they used to be today?
Post by steel driving hammer on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 9:48am

Did he have them de poofed in the 80's?

I miss those puffy lips he had in the 60's...

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Post by Some Guy on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 9:52am

To answer your question directly, no your lips will not grow fuller with age. If anything with age, you will lose collagen and your lips will become thinner. This is why when you see 90+ yr old people their faces appear leathery, chiseled and bony. All of their collagen is basically gone.

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Post by Edith Grove on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 9:56am

This thread will eventually have "plastic surgery pics gone bad" posted and be merged into the Joey? thread. :stinkypost

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Post by Some Guy on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 9:57am

Is that where steel pickles threads go?

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Post by steel driving hammer on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 9:58am

So why doesn't. He inflate them to where they used to be?

I mean he's been dying his hair for over 30 years and got a face lift etc...

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Post by Some Guy on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 10:00am

After Mick reads this thread he may make some changes.

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Post by MrPleasant on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 10:09am

Why Bill Wyman didn't smile enough? And what's up with Brian Jones punching women's faces? [Really, what was the matter with those broads??] And why Mick Taylor can't stop eating? And why is Keith Richards appearing in all those shitty pirate movies?

I really want to know.

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Post by steel driving hammer on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 10:12am

Mr pleasant yer not pleasant..

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Post by Some Guy on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 10:13am

If you set your gas pump handle on that first little notch and let it fill up a little slower, you get a better value in gas.

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Post by MrPleasant on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 10:14am

steel driving hammer wrote on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 10:12am:

Mr pleasant yer not pleasant..

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Post by Edith Grove on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 10:26am

Some Guy wrote on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 10:13am:

If you set your gas pump handle on that first little notch and let it fill up a little slower, you get a better value in gas.

Don't you hate it when those little notches are removed and you have to try and hold that handle out to where the gas pumps slower and then your hand gets stiff holding it that long so you just say "fuck it" and squeeze that bitch as hard as you can 'till the gas starts pumping fast just as it's getting full then the next thing you know your hand hand is soaked with gasoline right about the time your cell phone goes off?

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Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 11:46am

Before I comment on this topic, I need evidence...

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Post by SheRat on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 2:50pm

Lack of proper kissing.

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Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 5:09pm

Proper kissing? As opposed to improper kissing? Christ, what have I been missing?

(hey, that kinda rhymes)

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Post by nankerphelge on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 5:20pm

Liposuction??!!

HA! Get it!?

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Post by SheRat on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 5:25pm

I seriously doubt there is a female on this board who hasn't been kissed improperly. Like, badly. Like, wretchedly badly.

And then we wonder: WHO THE FUCK KISSED THIS ASSHOLE LAST AND WHY DID THEY LEAVE HIM KISSING LIKE THIS?!?!?!??

Yes. Like in romance novels, one's lips should be swollen when it's done. And not necessarily from biting.

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Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 5:46pm

So if the eyes be 'the mirror to the soul', then the lips be the mirror to the...

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Post by SheRat on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 6:05pm

Pussy.

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Post by SheRat on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 6:08pm

Nanks, that thar's some really good research you've presented for us all to compare.

Now I'm actually curious as to what that's about. Maybe from grimacing too much from being misunderstood. LOL.

Yes. Totally just said that.

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Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 7:37pm

Thank you Nanky...The hair settltes the same...and the nose is the same...but I dont think that is the same person.

Kidding, of course...OK, you interweb devils...can any one put together a montage of Jagger's lips from the 60's through the naughts and today...I would like to see the regression.

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Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 8:06pm

Blink and you'll miss it (literally).

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Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 8:08pm

SheRat wrote on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 6:05pm:

Pussy.

Yes, ma'am. You are correct.

Title: Re: How cum Micks lips aren't as puffy as they used to be today?
Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 8:13pm

Seems to me Irish people lack lips. Why? I dunno. But look at them, especially when we smile.

Where are your fucking lips, paddy? '~~Punch me~~ Kiss me , I'm Irish!'

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Post by SheRat on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 9:52pm

MAYBE they just got stretched out? Ya know? Like maybe in the beginning, he was content with snarling and he hadn't really developed all that yowling that came later...instead he could drawl and keep his mouth closed...but then came all the yowling and he stretched his lips out?

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Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 10:01pm

Yowling and stretched lips - the history of the human race in brief?

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Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 10:54pm

Moral: Irish dudes shouldn't smile because it makes them look like present day Mick Jagger. Or something.

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Post by SheRat on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 11:12pm

Mr. Yeats wrote on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 10:01pm:

Yowling and stretched lips - the history of the human race in brief?

:loloncemore

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Post by Zack on Jan 25^th, 2015 at 7:03am

steel driving hammer wrote on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 10:12am:

Mr pleasant yer not pleasant..

Well, unfortunately his wife's flirting around with another young man, and he's taking her out when he has to work late ...

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Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jan 25^th, 2015 at 7:42pm

Edith Grove wrote on Jan 24^th, 2015 at 9:56am:

This thread will eventually have "plastic surgery pics gone bad" posted and be merged into the Joey? thread. :stinkypost

Can we just roll all the stupid Steelie threads into 1?

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Post by SheRat on Jan 25^th, 2015 at 7:47pm

Wow. Steelie was gone when I came on the boards and he was legend.

Then I went away and he came back and now that we coexist in the same board time and board space, I see he has remained consistent. His reputation is the same as I remember.

I am chuffed I get to witness it firsthand this time!

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Post by Bitch on Jan 27^th, 2015 at 6:38pm

It is a part of the aging process.
But what Sherat said is also true, proper kissing does puff up the lips, as does proper sucking, lol.

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Post by SheRat on Jan 27^th, 2015 at 6:56pm

Bitch wrote on Jan 27^th, 2015 at 6:38pm:

It is a part of the aging process.
But what Sherat said is also true, proper kissing does puff up the lips, as does proper sucking, lol.

:smilemick

Are you hasheeshin' Bitch? Are you weedin'?

<--------SR'kins ........developing......

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Post by Some Guy on Jan 28^th, 2015 at 6:17am

Wow. Steelie was gone when I came on the boards and he was legend.

was glencar a legend?

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Post by Pdog on Jan 28^th, 2015 at 7:14am

drugs are bad, mmm'kay!

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Post by steel driving hammer on Jan 28^th, 2015 at 1:36pm

Pdog wrote on Jan 28^th, 2015 at 7:14am:

drugs are bad, mmm'kay!

Good ole Alcohol's a drug, and it's good for you in moderation...

Title: Re: How cum Micks lips aren't as puffy as they used to be today?
Post by steel driving hammer on Jan 28^th, 2015 at 1:48pm

Another example,

He could easily have them puffed up by a doctor but guess he just doesn't want to.

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Post by SheRat on Jan 28^th, 2015 at 5:07pm

No, glencar was not a legend.

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Post by Some Guy on Jan 28^th, 2015 at 6:23pm

I miss that son of a bitch.

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Post by steel driving hammer on Jan 28^th, 2015 at 6:36pm

I miss him too actually evenththogh he was gay which is ok, I think...

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Post by SheRat on Jan 29^th, 2015 at 9:53pm

I think got banned from over there----> but there his name was blue.

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Post by Some Guy on Jan 30^th, 2015 at 11:12am

They banned him here also because he showed his ass.

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Post by Joey on Jan 30^th, 2015 at 2:59pm

" No, glencar was not a legend. "

The Term " Glencar " references a Waterfall in North Central , NE ( McCook ) . Throughout the 18th & 19th Centuries the Waterfall was pristine and beautiful providing life support for millions of settlers in the new territories --- its basin an oasis of drinking , bathing and irrigation for the inhabitants populating it shores . Unfortunately ......... in the year 1928 an Underground Earthquake violently shook the region and shifted the tectonic plates nearly cutting off the water supply . Soon the Waterfall turned into a sewer channel --- running lime and scag -- thereby reducing the water source to a trickle . The reservoir immediately dried up and turned into a cesspool of filth --- the likes of which mankind had NEVER seen before . Once a haven for millions the entire region is now a ' dead zone ' ................. but I digress .

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Post by Some Guy on Jan 30^th, 2015 at 3:20pm

Thanks Joey.

Title: How cum Paris' lips aren't as puffy as they used to be?
Post by nankerphelge on Jan 27^th, 2015 at 6:46am

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Post by LadyJane on Jan 27^th, 2015 at 6:55am

< ----- Weeding ?! ... Hashishin' ..... ?! Are you Hashishin' .... ?!

Weeding ? ... Please .... I's just's got's to's knows ...... Are you Weeding ?! Hashishin'... ?!

Is Hashishin' taking place ?!

" Hit Me Ronnie ! "

LJ'kins ™

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Post by Gazza on Jan 27^th, 2015 at 7:24am

Just no. Please!

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Post by TomL on Jan 27^th, 2015 at 9:30am

Looks like Paris is flicking her bic. WE NEED THE THONG BACK. Bring her back, bring her back. Joseph help.........

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Post by LadyJane on Jan 27^th, 2015 at 9:35am

"WE NEED THE THONG BACK. Bring her back, bring her back. Joseph help........."

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/LadyJane1/tom4.jpg

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Post by Joey on Jan 27^th, 2015 at 10:12am

" Looks like Paris is flicking her bic. WE NEED THE THONG BACK. Bring her back, bring her back. Joseph help ............. "

< ------ Oh , it is still " Puffy !!!! " . Our Girl's Pee Pee REALLY sticks out now ( Fifteen Years of getting absolutely POUNDED night after night after night is gonna Do that [ See : Christy Canyon ] ) .

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JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJacky ™

Title: Re: How cum Paris' lips aren't as puffy as they used to be?
Post by SheRat on Jan 27^th, 2015 at 12:46pm

Well, that clinches it. The answer IS yowling and stretching them out too much.

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Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 27^th, 2015 at 6:24pm

So nice to see you here back on these here boards Thomas!!!

Hope all is swell in Sai Wong's world!!

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jan 27^th, 2015 at 7:38pm

Hey Nanky...

I just have one doubt... To splice this onto the "Joey?" thread or to the "How cum Micks lips aren't as puffy as they used to be today?", please help!

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Post by Joey. on Jan 27^th, 2015 at 7:41pm

< ------ Good evening Voo.........................

Weeding ?! .... Hashishin' ... ?! ... Are you Weeding this evening ?! ... Hashishin' ... ?! Are you Hashishin' ?! Please --- I 's just's got's to's knows ........... Weeding ?!

Hashishin'...... ?!

Are You Hashishin' ?!

" Hit Me Ronnie !!!! "

" I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!! " .... STONES IS STONES BABY !!!!!! ...... This Thing is Bigger than ALL of us !!!!!!!

BEST STONES YET !!!!!!!!!!!

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJacky Cakes ®

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Post by munichhilton on Jan 28^th, 2015 at 2:42pm

Don't talk bad about my mom...or her lips

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Post by TomL on Jan 30^th, 2015 at 8:01am

We LOVE Paris.

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Post by Joey on Jan 30^th, 2015 at 1:16pm

" We LOVE Paris. "

< ------- We love Paris' Pee Pee !!!!!!! .... The entire WORLD loves Paris' Pee Pee !!!!! Indeed , it is a Wonderful Pee Pee .

Time to Break out in Song :

" What A Wonderful Pee Pee "
( Words & Music by Baby Steelie )

" I see trees of green,
red roses too.
I see them bloom,
for me and you.
And I think to myself,
what a wonderful pee pee .

I see skies of blue,
And clouds of white.
The bright blessed day,
The dark sacred night.
And I think to myself,
What a wonderful pee pee .

The colors of the rainbow,
So pretty in the sky.
Are also on the faces,
Of people going by,
I see friends shaking hands.
Saying, "How do you do?"
They're really saying,
"I love Paris' Pee Pee ".

I hear babies cry,
I watch them grow,
They'll learn much more,
Than I'll ever know.
And I think to myself,
What a wonderful pee pee .

Yes, I think to myself,
What a wonderful pee pee .

Frig yeah. "

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Post by TomL on Jan 30^th, 2015 at 2:04pm

That was beautiful Joseph, just beautiful.

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Post by mojoman on Jan 30^th, 2015 at 7:03pm

we'll always have paris

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Post by munichhilton on Jan 31^st, 2015 at 7:30am

Damn.
You'd think she's the only hilton in the world
She needs to sheraton the spotlight or get marrioted or something...

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Post by mojoman on Jan 31^st, 2015 at 7:21pm

munichhilton wrote on Jan 31^st, 2015 at 7:30am:

Damn.
You'd think she's the only hilton in the world
She needs to sheraton the spotlight or get marrioted or something...

the hilton thats slept in the most beds