Post by Edith Grove on Jan 10th, 2015 at 12:30pm
Show us your booty, mate !
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Title: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 10th, 2015 at 12:02pm
Aye be new here.
I been watching this place and I like it, like it, yes I do. Looking forward to rocking with everyone. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Edith Grove on Jan 10th, 2015 at 12:30pm
Show us your booty, mate !
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 10th, 2015 at 12:34pm
Welcome Jerk!!
Glad you have trolling around here...making warnings about this asylum unnecessary. Inevitably you will be asked about your opinions on Emotional Rescue and it's significance to the western world...so be prepared to answer when approached (you didn't hear it from me...shhhhh) |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 10th, 2015 at 12:45pm |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jan 10th, 2015 at 1:07pm
Welcome Jerk!!!
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by FotiniD on Jan 10th, 2015 at 2:29pm
Welcome aboard Jerk!
I 'approve' of your avatar and signature ;) |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Gazza on Jan 10th, 2015 at 3:16pm Some Little Jerk wrote on Jan 10th, 2015 at 12:02pm:
I believe we have met before. :-) |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 10th, 2015 at 3:46pm
Perhaps we have.
Look close…deep into my eyes…do i look familiar? |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 10th, 2015 at 3:58pm
http://vid1119.photobucket.com/albums/k628/alandmindywright/Mobile%20Uploads/20150110_115941_001_zps4bq6vvbf.mp4
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 11th, 2015 at 6:42am
Hanging out on a Sunday morning playing me Stones guitar!
It's a Fender Custom Shop Tele with the Union Jack and Stones tongue. Upgraded Texas special pickups and strung with Ernie Ball slinkys. Aye run it through me Stones amp, and she growls real nice! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by munichhilton on Jan 11th, 2015 at 7:53am
Wait...the rums gone?
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 11th, 2015 at 8:46am
Hell no the rum ain't really gone.
http://vid1119.photobucket.com/albums/k628/alandmindywright/Mobile%20Uploads/20150111_093842_zpsef9bxhpa.mp4 |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Guy on Jan 11th, 2015 at 9:04am
welcome aboard... out of curiosity- what is your stance on Emotional Rescue?
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 11th, 2015 at 9:15am
Me thinks it was an attempt to make another Some Girls, but it lacked the energy and the snottiness. The title track ain't me style of Stones. Like Down in Hole though. Damn fine Stones blues there. Like to smoke the herbs in me pouch to that one!!
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Guy on Jan 11th, 2015 at 9:27am
snottiness?? This tune sneeringly spits in your eye and you like it.
http://youtu.be/q95DApyvm0Y |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 11th, 2015 at 9:30am
Aye it does. I cannot deny it.
Summer Romance too. Claudine would have helped that release. They could have dropped Indian Girl. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Guy on Jan 11th, 2015 at 9:37am
now I need to play Emotional Rescue while piddling in the basement.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Plink on Jan 11th, 2015 at 10:16am Some Little Jerk wrote on Jan 10th, 2015 at 3:46pm:
Yeah - you look like a Craig Ferguson doll dressed in a Captain Teague costume ;) Welcome! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by TomL on Jan 12th, 2015 at 11:41am
Eye Jerk. Welcome you fucking jerk, sorry it was there.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 12th, 2015 at 12:00pm
" Eye Jerk. Welcome you fucking jerk, sorry it was there. "
Tom ...... ?! TomL .................. ?! Is that really YOU ?! Man , where in the FRIG have you been these past thirty years ? One thing about you TomL was that you were always Minty Fresh and Man could you write a friggin post . Welcome Home Me Brother . Er , ............ Weeding ?! Hashishin' ... ?! ..... Are you Hashishin' ... ?! Weeding today ?! Weedykins © |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by TomL on Jan 13th, 2015 at 6:46am
Joseph. You mark your calander for memorial day weekend. Come home to Sweet VA Kins.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Irina on Jan 13th, 2015 at 8:47am |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 13th, 2015 at 4:40pm
Ooooooh me headsa hurting today.
Tore up from the floor up. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 13th, 2015 at 4:59pm
" Ooooooh me headsa hurting today.
Tore up from the floor up. " Weeding ............ ?! Hashishin' ....... ?! Are you Hashishin' today .............. ?! .. Weeding ......... ?! Is Weeding Taking Place .......... ?! Hashishin' ........... ?! Please ................... I's justs got's to's knows ................. Weeding .............. ?! Are you Weeding ?! " Hit Me Ronnie ! " Weedykins ' © |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 13th, 2015 at 5:27pm
Aye have been, young Joey.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 15th, 2015 at 6:33am Some Little Jerk wrote on Jan 10th, 2015 at 3:46pm: Somehow...this little guy permeated himself into one of my dreams last night...He gave me THE BEST back rub... |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 15th, 2015 at 6:54am
Aye that be more than a dream, that be me uncanny ability to reach out in the night and get into your head.
Your inner bein' And it wasn't a back rub you cur, it was me pistols. You be lucky the bullets are so tiny. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 15th, 2015 at 10:33am
" Aye that be more than a dream, that be me uncanny ability to reach out in the night and get into your head.
Your inner bein' " Weeding ?! Hashishin' ............ ?! Are You Hashishin'............ ?! Weeding Today ?! Are You Weeding ?! ... !!!!!!!!!!! Weedykins ® |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 15th, 2015 at 10:37am
Aye be
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Starbuck on Jan 15th, 2015 at 11:06am
Fleabit? FLEABIT?!?! IS IT REALLY YOU???
I hope this isn't one of my aliases. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 15th, 2015 at 12:52pm
" I hope this isn't one of my aliases. "
W- W- W- What ... ?! : !!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 15th, 2015 at 1:10pm Joey wrote on Jan 15th, 2015 at 12:52pm:
Is it Feej???? I'm thinking of performing "Superstar" around Chicago while I'm here. Cause if you guys haven't been pushing it, I have. And everyone who I've forced to listen to it while drunk LOVES it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtDKPj_X06M |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Guy on Jan 15th, 2015 at 1:24pm
new dude's got views.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 15th, 2015 at 1:32pm
" Is it Feej???? "
You Bet Your sweet Bippy !!!!! : !!!! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 15th, 2015 at 1:38pm
" new dude's got views. "
*************** { " ? " } *************** : !!!! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Guy on Jan 15th, 2015 at 1:40pm Joey wrote on Jan 15th, 2015 at 1:38pm:
hits nigga, hits! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 15th, 2015 at 2:01pm
Joey, you are making me all phklempt!
And why can't I fucking post a picture? <img src="http://littlemissqaddafi.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/sotc.jpg"> |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by LadyJane on Jan 15th, 2015 at 2:05pm
That was a great afternoon at Maxy's Subterranean Casa.
Almost 9 friggin years ago!!!!!!!!!!!! Here ya go Miss Rat. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 15th, 2015 at 2:11pm
Is that batshit, LJ?
I am in the midwest now, til school year starts. I need another summit!!! Have motorcycle, will travel! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by LadyJane on Jan 15th, 2015 at 2:18pm
Are you back in Chicago??
Yes. Another summit is definitely in order. If Stones return for some shows in May; it's on!!! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 15th, 2015 at 2:47pm
Yep. Moved back in Dec.
It's true, you can never go home. But you can go back and pretend you never lived there ever before! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 15th, 2015 at 3:08pm
Aye that sure is a nice piece of furniture there.
What kind of couch is that exactly?? |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Starbuck on Jan 15th, 2015 at 3:21pm
You should drive said bike up to Minneapolis so you can record the chick vocal part for "Smokey's Blues". Then you should drive to KC to tell #@!$in' feej to get writing so we can finish this project that started 9 years ago....
Sadly, I had to miss that party because mrs bucky went into premature labor at 19 weeks....but the little muffin lived and is almost 9. currently he spends his time bouncing the the real football ball around the kitchen and inadvertently hitting me in the nuts from time to time. gotta love kids, no? |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 15th, 2015 at 3:37pm
Jesus, bucks. 9. {{shaking head}}
I'm in MN for this year's Bar Crawl (you should come! you think *I've* watched Star Wars too many times? Meet my geek college buddies, one of whom now has a Dr. Who podcast) so vox recording is a possible. Feej remains MIA. But we've got Some Little Jerk to kick around, I mean, play with, I mean, take his place. Hey, SLJ! Post some pics of your Caribbean pad! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 15th, 2015 at 3:43pm
" Aye that sure is a nice piece of furniture there.
What kind of couch is that exactly?? " < ----------- It really does not matter anymore , does it ?! : !!!!! " Don't let Go Tonight ....... Don't Let go The Couch !!!!! " JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJacky © |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 15th, 2015 at 3:46pm " It's true, you can never go home. But you can go back and pretend you never lived there ever before ! " < ---- Sure as Frig got THAT one right : !!!!!! " Forget the War Dances ...... We never Let Go The Couch !!!!! " JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ " Snuggles " Fly !!!! ® |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 15th, 2015 at 3:49pm
" I need another summit!!! "
" Have motorcycle, will travel ! " < ------------ I would not travel too far --- The Couch has seen better days ............. MUCH better -- RIP !!! : !!!!! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 15th, 2015 at 3:58pm
I dunno, Joey. I had fun in Belfast and London in '13.
Those were summits...nothing to do with the Couch... |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 15th, 2015 at 5:25pm
So who's the bad girl in that piccy? I like the cut of her jib.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Paranoid Android on Jan 15th, 2015 at 5:30pm
I like how that dude is grabbin' her phone-shaped boob!!
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 15th, 2015 at 6:08pm
I prefer to think he's taking a picture of my tit, thank you very much.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 15th, 2015 at 6:18pm
Oh, it's you, She Rat. Oh my.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 15th, 2015 at 6:55pm Mr. Yeats wrote on Jan 15th, 2015 at 6:18pm:
Jasss, 'tis I! And egon is the boobpicturetaker. With StrayCatUK and.....grrr...grrr...can't 'member his RO name.... |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 15th, 2015 at 7:04pm SheRat wrote on Jan 15th, 2015 at 6:55pm:
Ah, you should avoid those French dudes. Brits too. You know how they can be... You should hang with a nice mid-western American boy with impeccable manners! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 15th, 2015 at 10:53pm
Honey, there ain't no such thing.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 15th, 2015 at 11:07pm
Wanna bet?
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 16th, 2015 at 12:47am
I'm in Chicago, Mr. Yeats, so you better be ready to put your money where your mouth is. Or something.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 16th, 2015 at 1:31pm
" That was a great afternoon at Maxy's Subterranean Casa.
Almost 9 friggin years ago!!!!!!!!!!!! " < ------------- That is a Lifetime in Postin' years . Don't believe me ..... ? Just ask " THE COUCH !!!!! " : |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 16th, 2015 at 1:38pm
" I can't be held responsible for blown behavior
I lost all contact with my only savior No one locked me out because I failed to phone up I can't bear to live forever like a loner Don't let go the couch Don't let go the couch It's easy to be sad when you lack a partner But how would I react to a broken heart now? It ain't really true rock and roll unless I'm Hanging onto you, and when I hold it next time I won't let go the couch I won't let go the couch I try to explain, but you never understand it I need your body, but I can't just demand it I won't let go like a stray at heel (Never let it out of your sight) Every lonely wife knows the way I feel (Don't let go tonight) Don't let go the couch Don't let go the couch Never let go the couch Your friends all pass for life is just a market But you have to finish everything you started So I live my life tearing down the runway Sure to get the hang of hanging in there someday Don't let go the couch Don't let go the couch Won't get no more chances; forget the war dances Go blind and hang on; don't try the slang, son Never let go the COUCH !!!!!! " |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 17th, 2015 at 3:13am SheRat wrote on Jan 15th, 2015 at 3:37pm:
Is that a fact? When's this particular bar crawl taking place? (as we here in Minneapolis have them year round, at the drop of a hat). This could get interesting... |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 18th, 2015 at 8:50am
Aye, why don't you two get a room.
Saw this at my local bar this morning at breakfast Made me chuckle. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 18th, 2015 at 10:02am
" Made me chuckle. "
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 18th, 2015 at 10:03am
" Made me chuckle. "
we never let go the ........................... : |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 19th, 2015 at 9:23am " This could get interesting... " ************ { " ? " } ******************** Don't Let go Tonight ............. !!!! : !!!!! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 20th, 2015 at 12:09pm
" you better be ready to put your money where your mouth is. Or something. "
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by MrPleasant on Jan 20th, 2015 at 10:12pm
I assume that none of you are drinking right now. That's fine. Must of us have to get up in the morning.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 21st, 2015 at 7:51am
Aye was drinking last night at that time.
But aye was too drunk to post. Aye have me annual performance review today. Aye hope they don't make me walk the plank. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Edith Grove on Jan 21st, 2015 at 8:08am Some Little Jerk wrote on Jan 21st, 2015 at 7:51am:
Posting while inebriated is a requisite here. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 21st, 2015 at 8:28pm " Aye have me annual performance review today. Aye hope they don't make me walk the plank. " < ----- Weeding ?! ... Hashishin' ..... ?! Are you Hashishin' .... ?! Weeding ? ... Please .... I's just's got's to's knows ...... Are you Weeding ?! Hashishin'... ?! Is Hashishin' taking place ?! " Hit Me Ronnie ! " Weedy'kins ™ |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jan 21st, 2015 at 9:37pm
Joey have you ever tried the "mark and quote" feature? Mark a portion of the text you want to quote and just click the "mark and quote" button!
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 22nd, 2015 at 1:10am
Joey, have you ever attempted to read one of your own posts?
(cue 'are you weeding, hashishing' bit in 5, 4, 3, 2,...) |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 22nd, 2015 at 7:19am
Aye, the young one's jaws do flap a bit Yeats.
Seems preoccupied with the vices of others. Aye but he's a funny lad. Would make a fine carouser. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 22nd, 2015 at 8:04am
" Aye but he's a funny lad.
Would make a fine carouser . " < --------- Matie ?! ..... Weeding ................ ?! Hashishin' .... ?! ..... Are you Hashishin' .... ?! .. !!!! Weeding ?! .... Hashishin' .... ?! Weeding .... ? Is anybody weeding right now ?! * BEST STONES YET !!!!! * " Hit Me Ronnie !!!!! " Weedykins ® |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Starbuck on Jan 22nd, 2015 at 2:00pm Mr. Yeats wrote on Jan 22nd, 2015 at 1:10am:
Joey barely knows how to write - much less read. Sticking to the same old schtick that was funny in 2001, cute in 2002, mildly annoying by 2003 and more annoying than contracting sealion chlamydia post 2003. ho hum....[yawn].....{cue 15 more "abandoned couch" pictures} |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by MrPleasant on Jan 22nd, 2015 at 2:43pm
Come on, it's almost friday. Let us all be happy and whatever.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 22nd, 2015 at 6:34pm
Oh I like the Joey just fine, good lad he is. Just hard to read the formatting of his posts, as I think Voodoo was pointing out.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Kilroy on Jan 22nd, 2015 at 6:42pm MrPleasant wrote on Jan 22nd, 2015 at 2:43pm:
I Agreed! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 23rd, 2015 at 8:11am " ........................... have you ever tried the "mark and quote" feature? Mark a portion of the text you want to quote and just click the "mark and quote" button ! " < -------------- ** { " ? " } ** Voo ... ?! .... Weeding ?! ..... Hashishin' ..... ?! Are you weeding today ?! ... Hashishin' .. ?! Is anybody Weeding ?! Weed'kins © |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Guy on Jan 23rd, 2015 at 1:17pm
tighten up, Joey.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 1:02am
Well, I'm drinking, anyways.
And to speed past the risk of, and land straight into, sounding like a "Those were the days" asshole, does anybody remember The Sir Stones-a-lot Anti-JB&Joey Board? It was a parody board worthy of bucky hisself, in the vein of www.whitehouse.org, which got me through the Bush years. On another note, here's my BFF in Dublin, posing with what I believe is a relevant sign: |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 1:27am
A woman, alone in a hotel room. Well, alone except for her mother.
There is no minibar, but I managed to drive to the local Aldi and procured Cheetos and wine. It's *that* kind of road trip. I drank my first glass outside, smoking a cigarette by the pool while finishing the fourth Harry Potter novel. SPOILER ALERT: Voldemort RETURNS!!!! The first local radio station the scan landed on began playing "Flying High Again" and the wild hairs began tickling my ass. Those Randy Rhodes years were good ones. "Mama's gonna worry I've been a bad, bad boy No use saying sorry It's something that I enjoy!" Should I stop in the "O'Charley's" and have a drink? I managed to make it to the hotel, the siren song of WAY MANY TOO MANY CRAPPY CHAIN BARS visibly trying to pull the Volvo station wagon back towards their labryinthine parking lots. The Applebee's, the Smokey Bones, the Longhorn, the Outback and the HOOTERS for chrissakes, the HOOTERS, I PASSED THE HOOTERS. {{it was calling my name! i would sit at the bar and read the harry potter book, drinking jim beam rocks with a beer chaser and wait}} Next I made it past GANDER MOUNTAIN which is a "firearms super center"......{{groooooan what is that?!?!?!?}} I made it. And as I drove past Gander Mountain, the radio played Sympathy for the Devil but BEFORE they did, they played this clip of a person the DJ called "Michael Phillip Jagger" (they are in the KNOW here in the fucking heartland, baby) talking about "inspiration for songwriting" and Mick fucking said this: "You know, things stir other things. And sometimes, you know the subject can be really quite personal." I swear to you, this is almost perfectly verbatim the pablum I was subjected to, before fucking SFTD. And I thought of y'all. My Stonesian kin. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24th, 2015 at 2:07am
Sounds delightful. And which godforsaken, benighted, frozen tundra of a burgh would you be ensconced in then?
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 2:29am
Oh, there y'are, Flirty! I'm in Das Kapital. Thanks be to gawd for BBC America.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24th, 2015 at 2:37am
Are you reffering to the vastly superior city of St.Paulwesterberg? A charming town it is.
I don't know if or to what extent you be familiar with it's soulless sister city, Minnyassholes, but here's a bit of a primer from Keef's running buddy. Aye, I know it well. Too well... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlI7vaxBm9o |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 2:44am
No no no, I'm still in Illinoise. Do yer math. The chick from Chicago sez she's in the capital, prolly that means Springfuckingfield.
I found out there's a lake near here. But BETTER, I found out about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty_Point "The vast earthen architecture of this site was constructed by a foraging society of hunter- gatherers, not a settled agricultural people, which makes it all the more remarkable a site. It is still not understood how and why such a society could so totally transform this landscape. It may well be the largest hunter-gatherer settlement that has ever existed. Not only was it the largest settlement of its time in North America, but its design was absolutely unique and its construction required an unprecedented amount (over 750,000 cubic meters) of earth-moving. Poverty Point was also the center of a major exchange network with goods brought in from as far as 1,600 kilometers (1,000 miles) distant." Howe cool is that? So really, I guess, thanks be to gawd for Wikipedia. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24th, 2015 at 2:55am
Ah, I see. More's the pity.
Springfield has a rich and storied history, what with esteemed native sons Messrs. A. Lincoln, B. Obama and most notably H. Simpson. Why is your mother in attendance? Doesn't seem terribly rock n' roll to me. Unless she's also your bass player or something... |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 3:02am
I am her chauffeur of choice for her post-retirement union rabble rousing excursions.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24th, 2015 at 3:11am
'Atsa good girl. Very dutiful. Stout lass.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 3:26am
Are you pretending to be Scottish because of Some Little Jerk's posts?
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24th, 2015 at 3:36am
No. I'm pretending to be an interesting, amusing chap of international sensibilities and culture, wit, and intellect because I'm none of those things.
Scottish? I'm no bloody jock. Me ancestors hailed from the wilds of County Donegal, four generations ago. Why do you ask? |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 3:47am
Just wondering if I was remiss in not applying my own fake brogue or trill to the thread.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24th, 2015 at 3:56am
Not at all. Apropos of nothing, in my youth, calling on at least two girlfriends who still lived at home, and having their moms answer the phone, I found out later that both said moms asked their daughters: "Is he black?". And one of them even said: "Willy? That sounds like a black name."
Christ on a pogo-stick. Who are these people? |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 4:04am
Well, ARE you black?
JUST KIDDING. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24th, 2015 at 4:19am
No, but I my 17 year old nephew, upstairs playing video games, is. And speaks like a well educated, middle-class white kid. (broad assumption, I know. Just curious how politely well spoken the kid is, given certain common American racialist assumptions about young black men).
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 4:49am
Wait a minute, your family's from Donegal and you're named Willy? Your ancestors must be rolling...
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24th, 2015 at 4:52am
...stones. And as of yet I have gathered no moss, thanks.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 5:03am
Well played.
Donegal, on the other hand, has a LOT of moss. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24th, 2015 at 5:12am
Cheers.
Never been there, hope to some day. Have you ever been to the auld sod? |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 24th, 2015 at 6:59am
I like your pub pirate sign.
Wisdom it be. I ran out of rum last night and had to drink Whiskey. Head be a bit turned sideways this morning. Grains are for bread. Molasses-based distillates are my preference. Aye got me some Chem Dawg though and that makes the head all better. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 2:55pm Mr. Yeats wrote on Jan 24th, 2015 at 5:12am:
The answer to that question, grasshopper, lies in my previous posts--in this very thread. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24th, 2015 at 5:04pm
Just a tad jealous here. OK, you ever been to fucking Vladivostok, oh globetrotting one?
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 24th, 2015 at 6:18pm
" .................... Just a tad jealous here. OK, you ever been to fucking Vladivostok, oh globetrotting one ? "
< ---------------- Weeding ?! .... Hashishin' ... ?! Are You Weeding Right Now ?! JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJacky ™ |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 6:32pm Mr. Yeats wrote on Jan 24th, 2015 at 5:04pm:
No, I'm afraid the closest I got to that is Krakov. I'll share some of my Krakov story, which I posted over there-----> in an anti-Eagles Flame War, just for shits and giggles. "When I was in Krakow, I had a beautiful, sexually un-requited fling with this gorgeous Polish boy named Jaroslav Yenderevscek (groan). He was so beautiful and sweet and the night we met, we ended up at this Mexican bar (no shit) at 4 in the morning and the DJ there found out that some Americans were about so he played Hotel California for us (unbidden) and Jaroslav asked me to dance with him to it and he told me then that his dream was to ride across America on a Harley (heart breaking) and so I slow danced with him and we did a bunch of crotch grinding with the guitar solo, which was the closest I ever got to screwing the guy. Which was for the best because now I can imagine that it would have been amazing as opposed to knowing that it was average even though it held so much promise." Nowadays, I content myself with watching Ewan MacGregor and Charley Boorman (it's so darling the way he spells it with an "ey") riding across Mongolia, etc. Someday, I tell myself. Someday. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Guy on Jan 24th, 2015 at 8:05pm
"does anybody remember The Sir Stones-a-lot Anti-JB&Joey Board? "
fuck a bunch of jb. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 8:41pm Some Guy wrote on Jan 24th, 2015 at 8:05pm:
Exactly the caliber of posting promoted by the Anti-JB&Joey LoveBoat Fiesta Board or whatever the fuck it was called. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24th, 2015 at 8:58pm SheRat wrote on Jan 24th, 2015 at 6:32pm:
Aye, you're a mean, mean woman, ye are. A wicked wee bint. Oh aye, you're a dreadful thing, lassie. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 9:49pm
They don't call me SheRat for nothin'.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 24th, 2015 at 9:57pm
I shall no longer call you SheRat. From now on I'll refer to you as Debbie. Just for the sport in it. How does that sit with you, DEBBIE?
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 24th, 2015 at 10:22pm
Aye aye, Cap'n!
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 25th, 2015 at 4:55pm
She would make an excellent first mate, Ms. Harry would.
Second and third too. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 25th, 2015 at 5:22pm
I toyed with posting this picture and I do so now, hoping that you'll appreciate it, Some Little Jerk.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 25th, 2015 at 5:30pm
Hello SheRat!.....weeding today????!!
hashishing!!!??? are you weeding today sister??!! are you hashishing this fine day!?!? OK hit me Ronnie! Jaaaaackie!! Yeatsykins! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 25th, 2015 at 5:57pm
I do not weed, Mr. Yeats. I do eat valerian like it's going out of style, though.
And good morning to you, sir. I got drunk and watched Harry Potter and the Golden Goblet or whatever last night. It was AWESOME. "The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve." |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Mr. Yeats on Jan 25th, 2015 at 6:03pm
I, too, do not weed, Debbie. I do , however, eat spirulina like it's going out of style.
And a fine morning to you as well, madam. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 26th, 2015 at 4:15am " ............................. Yeatsykins ! ........... " Yeatsykins ................... ?! YEATSYKINS .... ?! ... !!!!!!! WHAT ... ?! : !!!!! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by TomL on Jan 26th, 2015 at 6:34am
Aye Miss Rat. Looks like someone wants to scrub the poop deck. Me looking for a good whore.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 26th, 2015 at 8:45am
" Aye Miss Rat. Looks like someone wants to scrub the poop deck. Me looking for a good whore. "
< ------ Good Morning TomL ......................... Weeding ?! .... Hashishin' ... ?! ... Are you Weeding this Morning ?! ... Hashishin' ... ?! Are you Hashishin' ?! Please --- I 's just's got's to's knows ........... Weeding ?! Hashishin'...... ?! Are You Hashishin' ?! " Hit Me Ronnie !!!! " " I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!! " .... STONES IS STONES BABY !!!!!! ...... This Thing is Bigger than ALL of us !!!!!!! BEST STONES YET !!!!!!!!!!! JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJacky Cakes ® |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by TomL on Jan 26th, 2015 at 8:52am
Morning Kins. I have to work today but was allllllllllllllllll weekend long. Kins its very lovely in Virginia at the end of May. May showers bring hashish flowers.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Guy on Jan 26th, 2015 at 8:56am
TomL, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by TomL on Jan 26th, 2015 at 9:38am
Aye Some Guy. Aye.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by nankerphelge on Jan 26th, 2015 at 10:50am
Yes end of May!!
Very very nice here in Sweet Verginny. Generally speaking, the house parties here are far less violent than in Omaha!! http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/01/24/omaha-party-shooting/22297565/ |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 26th, 2015 at 11:41am
" Generally speaking, the house parties here are far less violent than in Omaha!! "
!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by SheRat on Jan 27th, 2015 at 12:17am TomL wrote on Jan 26th, 2015 at 6:34am:
Oh right, TomL, as if. I know how you treat your girls. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Gazza on Jan 27th, 2015 at 7:27am Mr. Yeats wrote on Jan 24th, 2015 at 3:36am:
What part? My (paternal) grandparents are from around there. Still have family in that area, too. |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 27th, 2015 at 8:08am
" ..... What part? My (paternal) grandparents are from around there. Still have family in that area, too. "
Good Morning Gazza .................... Weeding ?! .......... Hashishin' ...... ?! Are You Hashishin' this Morning ?! Weeding ?! ... Please we's has all's got's to's knows . Weeding ?! Hashishin' ............ ?! " Hit Me Ronnie !!! " 'kins ™ |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by TomL on Jan 27th, 2015 at 9:29am
Joseph, did you see debbie Harry's pee pee?
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 27th, 2015 at 10:08am
" Joseph, did you see debbie Harry's pee pee? "
< ----- You Bet Your Sweet Bippy TomL !!!!!!!!! Weeding ?! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 27th, 2015 at 4:31pm
Aye don't want to piss on your pussy parade me maties, but me thinks Ms. Harry's pee pee was covered slightly with some blue spandex.
She ain't some cheap whore. She costs big bucks!! |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by TomL on Jan 28th, 2015 at 11:11am
Aye Jerk Aye. But the queen of pussy is Paris. If that pussy could talk.
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey. on Jan 28th, 2015 at 12:33pm TomL wrote on Jan 28th, 2015 at 11:11am:
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Joey on Jan 28th, 2015 at 2:46pm
" ........ Aye Jerk Aye. But the queen of pussy is Paris. If that pussy could talk. "
< ------- TomL ?! ... Weeding ?! ... Hashishin' .... ?! ................... Weeding today ?! Please .............. I's got's to's knows . Weeding ?! " Hit Me Ronnie Cakes " J. " Snuggles " Fly ! ™ |
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Title: Re: Hello maties Post by Some Little Jerk on Jan 28th, 2015 at 4:49pm
Aye used to spy on the camel toes with me spyglass back in the day.
The technology today is too easy. PussyCams and the sort. Takes the hunt out of the cunt! |
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