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Title: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by WaiteringOnAFiend on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 4:39am

Charlie was disparaged for wearing beigey trous at the Walling Wail which allowed a gust of wind up and around Watts-areas where creepy crawlies might just otherwise lurk if given the chance.

But - given the rather slightly unexpectedly accentuated summer heats in more venues than expected - can the band really be expected to increase the esoteric quality & tightness of their trousers even slightly further at this stage?

This is a trousery tour and worth wondering whether it should have been titled ''14 Trousers On Fire"

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Post by nankerphelge on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 5:45am

Do us all a favor and see how long you can hold your breath.

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by lavendar on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 7:20pm

Did someone mention "tight pants"! The hogs have gone wild

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jun 20^th, 2014 at 9:56pm

How long can you stay under water with your mouth held open?....................oh by the way. You are a total dick.

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by WaiteringOnAFiend on Jun 20^th, 2014 at 10:31pm

It's perhaps no great crime though, or even especial dickishness, to spare a thought, as a fan, for matters such as trouser restrictiveness and oxygenation of testicles, in re. the band. Also, it's not entirely unacceptable, perhaps, to suggest trousers as a metaphor for the band's durability, tightness, fabric, showmanship, grooviness and so on?

A sticky finger up you, sir.

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jun 20^th, 2014 at 10:35pm

WaiteringOnAFiend wrote on Jun 20^th, 2014 at 10:31pm:

Too bad this board doesn't have any Admins. Or your stupid ass would be gone. Why don't you stick to IORR. I'm sure you are a hit there. :solongsucker :pukey :kissmyass

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by munichhilton on Jun 20^th, 2014 at 11:39pm

I thought IORR burned down, fell over and sank into the swamp ? Investigators blamed its owner...

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by patioaintdry on Jun 21^st, 2014 at 11:49am

Waitering, you certainly believe you can turn a witty phrase, but I'm afraid it has a tendency to litter the board. Just relax, stop seeking affirmation of your average intelligence and let the qualified adults handle the humor. Enjoy the board as I do: lurk and follow tours, setlists, and reviews while learning about bootlegs to add to your collection. Fight the urge to post - you can do it. Focus on Sticky Fingers Deluxe and a hoped for Hampton '81 official DVD release.

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by WaiteringOnAFiend on Jun 21^st, 2014 at 8:45pm

SweetCharmed - it's been suggested I don't feed your bullying personality &/or autism further, but it's possibly noteworthy that I'm neither a lurker nor someone who has ever posted on IORR. But if I've done anything that Gazza or Voo disapprove of, I'll gladly resign.

Patioain't - I've never made any claims to wit or requests for affirmation. I don't come here for setlists, boots or outtakes (all taken care of, thanks), but for the (increasingly lovely) photos and for any new thoughts about the Stones that might be in the air.

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by Bitch on Jun 21^st, 2014 at 8:53pm

Really, they must be used to wearing tight pants by now. But here is a serious question ~ as a man ages, do the balls get smaller?

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jun 21^st, 2014 at 11:32pm

WaiteringOnAFiend wrote on Jun 21^st, 2014 at 8:45pm:

Waiter,I don't know who's suggested anything to you. Other than the voices in your head. Nice try from a 16 yr old playing the bullying card. But I will say that you are good typing with one hand. Because God knows what you are doing with the other one. I'd rather read a million Joey threads than one of your posts. Gazza or Voodoo be damned. I'll call you out out on your juvenile bullshit whenever I feel like it.

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by WaiteringOnAFiend on Jun 22^nd, 2014 at 9:05pm

Bitch wrote on Jun 21^st, 2014 at 8:53pm:

as a man ages, do the balls get smaller?

Sticky Finger Deluxe's inner sleeve (in multiple formats) will presumably offer a variety of answers to this poignant poser

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by sirmoonie on Jun 22^nd, 2014 at 11:21pm

There is no need to get your balls in an uproar on this thing.

There is a time and a place for everything. The universe is unraveling as Him desires. Who are you to question Our Lord?

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by munichhilton on Jun 25^th, 2014 at 11:21pm

Is it odd that my eyebrow hurts? Its never given me trouble before...

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Post by Edith Grove on Jun 26^th, 2014 at 5:35am

munichhilton wrote on Jun 25^th, 2014 at 11:21pm:

Is it odd that my eyebrow hurts? Its never given me trouble before...

:nooslajaleisk

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Post by mojoman on Jun 26^th, 2014 at 11:08am

munichhilton wrote on Jun 20^th, 2014 at 11:39pm:

I thought IORR burned down, fell over and sank into the swamp ? Investigators blamed its owner...

http://youtu.be/g3YiPC91QUk

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by WaiteringOnAFiend on Jun 26^th, 2014 at 9:51pm

'What, the (Beef) Curtains?'

There's still, of course, a chance or three that BoBurden will be played this tour.

But in re. Monty Pithon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWlUu54muOs

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by Bitch on Jul 5^th, 2014 at 6:13pm

WaiteringOnAFiend wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2014 at 9:05pm:

Bitch wrote on Jun 21^st, 2014 at 8:53pm:

as a man ages, do the balls get smaller?

Sticky Finger Deluxe's inner sleeve (in multiple formats) will presumably offer a variety of answers to this poignant poser

Not! I have it and that young man in the tighty whities was Andy Warhol's protégé, not MICK or any of the Stones.

Title: Re: Are The Band's Balls Getting Enough Air, Day-To-Day?
Post by WaiteringOnAFiend on Jul 5^th, 2014 at 8:23pm

Apologies for both the confusion and tawdriness, Bitch.
I was infact predicting/suggesting/hoping that different new images could be used as inner sleeves for 'Sticky Fingers Deluxe'. So that - rather than Joe Dallesandro (?) in his undies - one might buy SFD, unwrap/unzip it and discover MJ's testicularly impressive tighties, Bill's scanties, Charlie's Prince Of Wales check briefs, MT's girdle (jk), Keith's naked nasties, or something even more enticing.

Happy days.