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Keith Moon that is ………….. :

Hello Me Stoneslings ……………………..

So it is 3:45 PM in the afternoon and your young Joey is sitting at his office desk working on a major , MAJOR
Spreadsheet that needs to be completed and disseminated by COB when all of a sudden the phone rings .
That’s Right …….. That is RIGHT !!!!!! … a name flashes across the screen on my Avaya Office System and Lo & Behold
it is none other than Keith “ Dear Boy “ Moon himself . Knowing full well that he expects me to drop
everything and join him immediately for another drinking session downtown , I take the receiver off of
the hook whilst unplugging all of the wires and lines leading to the phone system . However -- to my
vast consternation --- this does no good whatsoever as my office phone just keeps ringing …. and ringing …. and ringing ..
getting noticeably louder each time until a colleague brays , “ Joey ….. answer your friggin phone !!!! “
With that I say , “ Hello “ into the receiver and our dear friend Moonie states that he is currently Imbibing at
a well – heeled “ Brew Pub “ ( The Upstream Brewery ) in the Downtown District and that I am to meet him
at the Downstairs ( Main Level ) Bar in approximately thirty minutes .

   Realizing full well that it is completely useless to argue with the man , your young Joey saves his spreadsheet ,
shuts down all of his programs , sneaks out of the office ( …….. staff meeting be damned ) , hops in the
car and heads off to engage in another legendary drinking session ( … liver warning light blinking bright red ) .
Upon arrival at The Upstream I see Keith standing at the Top of the Main Bar completely surrounded by a
bevy of beautiful Swedish Models ( .. each barely clothed in the chilly early spring weather ) . Moonie promptly
motions for me to come forward , orders a couple of shots from the Bar Manager , and exclaims , “ Here , Dear Boy ---
Drink THIS !!!!!!!!! “ It had to be one of his strongest concoctions yet ---- indeed , a motley assemblage of
various ingredients / substances mixed together and masquerading as liquids to be drunk quickly
and with sheer abandon as one’s body waits for the next round of libations . Needless to say , drinks flowed
and whilst I recognized the ubiquitous Brandy Alexander’s , Goldschlager , GM ( Grand Mariner) and assorted whiskeys , Moonie
was in a very eclectic mood as he kept experimenting and coaxing all of us around the bar to : ‘ try this !!!! ‘
or ‘’ taste THAT drink -- good , huh ? “ Finally , Keith takes me aside and mentions that I should not be too
concerned about our favorite band -- that Mick & Keef & The Boys WILL be back this summer stronger than ever
( .. after a necessary mourning , reflection & rejuvenation period ) . I stated that I was wondering if The Stones will
come back to the states next year ? (   ............................ specifically Kansas City where the band has not performed since April , 1999 ) .

Moonie was about to give me an answer when all of a sudden one of the models reached over and grabbed his cock .
With that ….. our Dear Boy was off …….. a high - spirited , warm , tender and mirthful fellow spreading boundless
joy and love to all in attendance .

“ I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!! “

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJacky Cakes ®

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