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2012 is supposed to be when all things end. I've figured out why too. And it has nothing to do with Da Vinci or Da Ramones.

1967 - The Stones do a deal with the Devil (a well known FACT). In exchange for life time of success and wealth they must sell their souls. Plus, all the souls they touch! Brian tried to get out of the contract, and we know what happened to him.

1985 - 1989 - Dirty Work released. The Devil knows he is being conned, and what with Jagger & Richards solo albums, reminds the boys they must re-form and desist from recording such shit again. Hence, 1989 tour (which brings back Sympathy for the 1st time since 1975. Ahhh, but not just Sympathy as a song, but the cornerstone of the whole show!! Fire and red!! WOO-WOO!!!

The 90's - Wyman leaves, but the Devil dont care. Band continues, making more and more money while selling less and less albums. Eternal Hell!!

2000's - More touring! Tour, tour, tour - Devil dont care if they dont have a new record to promote, just tour. And Sympathy STILL the linchpin of the show! WOO WOO. Keith falls from a tree. A normal man would have died. But ahhhh, no. There are more souls to steal.

2009 - Remastered albums getting released, to stir up the imaginations of a new generation of fans (victims).

2010 - Stones do another tour. Sympathy WILL be the focal point of the show. WOO WOO. Announced this will be the last tour. A world without the Stones, huh??? The end of all things normal! Should we worry about the world ever being the same?

2012 - Tour STILL going on. But, as the new blockbuster coming out "2012" shows, the world will end.

And why????

Because the Stones will be finished. Kaput! The Devil has his souls!

Nothing can save us from calamity. Our world will be over.

Or, is that why God gave us U2??????????? Can Bono's goodness bring the souls back?

Give me Hell!!

I thought Robert Johnson already got that deal. :wtf1

hello corgi... have you been taking drugs or something?
see revelations

I want to eat yu Corgi :kissmyass

:pukey

You've still got it, Corgi....

Now see if you can bring Maxy back...

Great post Corgi.

I really hope Austrialia gets another tour.
Aussie RO'ers have always been diehard fans; dedicated to the core!!!! :booze

:areyoufuckingserious :perverted :wtf1 :aimama

LJ.

wait a damn second!

...I always thought it was HOO HOO. Not WOO WOO

the ramones? oh no....

2012 is the Mayan thing.

5150 was the end of VH

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, or say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to do
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs not nothing to do
Some machine is doing that for you

In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long black tube

In the year 7510
If God's a-comin' he ought to make it by then
Maybe he'll look around himself and say
Guess it's time for the Judgement day

In the year 8510
God's gonna shake his mighty head
He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
Or tear it down and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wondering if man's gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing

Now it's been 10,000 years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now man's reign is through
But through the eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it's only yesterday

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do or say
Is in the pill you took today ....

It all makes perfect sense...EXCEPT...well...(a) there's no such thing as the DEVIL...and (b) DIRTY WORK is an amazing piece of 80's standard issue crap!!! You cannot argue with the 1-2 PUNCH of Side 2's Winning Ugly and Back To Zero...featuring a super star like ANTON FIG on "SHAKERS"...well...how could it miss?!?

I can't even continue this w/o laughing like an idiot...hope it made some satirical sense...

The earth may survive the Stones quitting, but it will certainly spin off its axis if they ever take on Vegas, as discussed in another thread :pukey (Nice new icon btw :smilemick)

It's my opinion they will open with Sympathy next tour.

TomL wrote on Aug 4^th, 2009 at 8:48am:

It's my opinion they will open with Sympathy next tour.

I agree

They can open with what ever they like. It's when they finish that has me worried. Imagine the last ever Stones show. Meteors will tumble from the sky. Gideons trumpet will sound. The 7 riders of the apocalypse will appear.

The only way out is for them to tour for eternity.

" 1985 - 1989 - Dirty Work released. The Devil knows he is being conned, and what with Jagger & Richards solo albums, reminds the boys they must re-form and desist from recording such shit again. Hence, 1989 tour (which brings back Sympathy for the 1st time since 1975. Ahhh, but not just Sympathy as a song, but the cornerstone of the whole show!! Fire and red!! WOO-WOO!!! "

Now THIS is why Corgi is " The KING !!!! " .

Jacky !

Rolling Stones Dinosours of Rock Tour (2010-2012) ... it aint over ... till it's over ... :wtf1

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