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Title: Keith Richards in dead mystery
Post by moy on Oct 20^th, 2008 at 6:04pm

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards was left red faced when he had a medical for a new life insurance policy.

It appears that the legendary rocker had been dead for at least 15 years.

Keith said "I had a strange feeling in my chest back in 1993 when that thumpy thing stopped. I just thought it was normal so I paid it no mind."

The specialist who carried out the tests Dr Foster from Gloucester said "I believe that the amount of drugs and alcohol Mr Richards has consumed over the years has prevented impulses reaching his brain from other parts of the body, although his body is dead his brain has no knowledge of this."

:aimama :necrophillicpost :blankfriggingstare1

Title: Re: Keith Richards in dead mystery
Post by Sioux on Oct 20^th, 2008 at 10:58pm

Ok, well, maybe that explains everything! lol :P

Title: Re: Keith Richards in dead mystery
Post by BILL PERKS on Oct 21^st, 2008 at 8:09am

HE COULD BE A SUSPECT IN THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB21uRYizVc

Title: Re: Keith Richards in dead mystery
Post by Heart Of Stone on Oct 21^st, 2008 at 11:31am

Where does this article come from, National bullshit stories??? sure Keith has led a life that most people would die from, but this?

Title: Re: Keith Richards in dead mystery
Post by andrews27 on Oct 23^rd, 2008 at 9:23pm

Shameless rip-off of my money-stuffed orthopedic balls chair for Bill!

Title: Re: Keith Richards in dead mystery
Post by MaineMotels on Oct 24^th, 2008 at 10:08am

Heart Of Stone wrote on Oct 21^st, 2008 at 11:31am:

Where does this article come from, National bullshit stories??? sure Keith has led a life that most people would die from, but this?

Its satire.....supposed to be funny. But it's not funny....bad satire.

Title: Re: Keith Richards in dead mystery
Post by silver rainbow on Oct 24^th, 2008 at 5:58pm

lol what does the insurance company not own a t.v. or read magazines that is just dumb

Title: Re: Keith Richards in dead mystery
Post by corgi37 on Oct 27^th, 2008 at 6:02am

You can tell it's crap, as Keith has out lived all his doctors.