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Message started by Pdog on Aug 8th, 2008 at 9:02am

Title: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Pdog on Aug 8th, 2008 at 9:02am
The Dictators, Great Jew band or Greatest Jew band?

The picking are slim, this is like finding great Jew athletes.

Happy Friday my little Stones Kikes!

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by lotsajizz on Aug 8th, 2008 at 9:25am
The J. Geils Band

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Starbuck on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:10am
how about the clashemites? black shabbat? israellman bros? torah amos? foreskynyrd?

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by sirmoonie on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:18am
Its only a matter of time before someone turns this into a thread about The Israel Lobby.

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Some Guy on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:27am
David Lee Roth is a mighty fine jew.

jb, time to man up!

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Rodney King on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:37am

sirmoonie wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:18am:
Its only a matter of time before someone turns this into a thread about The Israel Lobby.


the israeli lobby is just a tool for keeping down the black man. shades of abu ghraib. sabra and shatilla. watts riots. it's all so clear, like the nose of your face!

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Pdog on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:41am

sirmoonie wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:18am:
Its only a matter of time before someone turns this into a thread about The Israel Lobby.


Grand Hyatt Lobbies are always very.

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by robpop on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:45am
Bob Dylan was a great Jew.

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Some Guy on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:54am
I turn on cnn and the breaking news is Russia invades Georgia.

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Pdog on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:58am

Some Guy wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:54am:
I turn on cnn and the breaking news is Russia invades Georgia.



is jimmy carter ok?

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Some Guy on Aug 8th, 2008 at 11:07am

Pdog wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:58am:

Some Guy wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:54am:
I turn on cnn and the breaking news is Russia invades Georgia.



is jimmy carter ok?

he is still a douche.

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Wild Bill on Aug 8th, 2008 at 1:05pm
Do all members have to be yids to qualify for your thread?

Naftule Brandwein
Charlie Burton & The Star Spangled Wranglers
Charlie Burton & Rock Therapy
Charlie Burton & The Solid Senders
Charlie Burton & The Hiccups
Charlie Burton & The Cut-Outs
Charlie Burton & The Texas Twelve Steppers
Charlie Burton & The Dorothy Lynch Mop
Benny Goodman
Yidn Klezmer Band - http://www.yidnstl.com/
The Klezmatics
Andy Statman
John Zorn
Naftule's Dream
David Bromberg
The Flying Bulgar Klezmer Band
Chicago Klezmer Ensemble
Ruby Harris - This guy played at my wedding.
Di Naye Kapelye
La'om
Brave Old World


Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by mojoman on Aug 8th, 2008 at 1:59pm
is bill wyman jewish? :boring

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Ade on Aug 8th, 2008 at 2:08pm
Madonna's jewish, no?

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Pdog on Aug 8th, 2008 at 2:10pm

Wild Bill wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 1:05pm:
Do all members have to be yids to qualify for your thread?


Id' say any one jew is enough, since we're talking slim pickings...

NoFX counts IMO, with two of the four being Heebs.



Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Starbuck on Aug 8th, 2008 at 3:35pm

Pdog wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 2:10pm:

Wild Bill wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 1:05pm:
Do all members have to be yids to qualify for your thread?


Id' say any one jew is enough, since we're talking slim pickings...

NoFX counts IMO, with two of the four being Heebs.


all the teens these days are into rosh hashannah montana.

daughter of billy ray cyrus the great?

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Pdog on Aug 8th, 2008 at 3:37pm

Starbuck wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 3:35pm:

Pdog wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 2:10pm:

Wild Bill wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 1:05pm:
Do all members have to be yids to qualify for your thread?


Id' say any one jew is enough, since we're talking slim pickings...

NoFX counts IMO, with two of the four being Heebs.



You know, I'm not a full jew, I'm jew-ish!!!

all the teens these days are into rosh hashannah montana.

daughter of billy ray cyrus the great?


Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Some Guy on Aug 8th, 2008 at 4:00pm
jb is in a very tricky situation when and if he returns, pug is likely to post the same day as he does and jb needs to avoid sidekick status at all cost.

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Pdog on Aug 8th, 2008 at 4:13pm

Some Guy wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 4:00pm:
jb is in a very tricky situation when and if he returns, pug is likely to post the same day as he does and jb needs to avoid sidekick status at all cost.


This isn't helping John Edwards and his dirty filthy Russian WHORE!!!

Fuck You, Ronnie Wood!

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by left shoe shuffle on Aug 8th, 2008 at 4:19pm

How about Neil Doymond?

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Factory Girl on Aug 8th, 2008 at 6:46pm
OYE'VEbama  is a jew wanna be.   :booze

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Pdog on Aug 8th, 2008 at 7:06pm

Factory Girl wrote on Aug 8th, 2008 at 6:46pm:
OYE'VEbama  is a jew wanna be.   :booze


why not, he's pretending to be a christian too, right!

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by GotToRollMe on Aug 9th, 2008 at 9:00am
Pdog, I can't believe you left out JOEY RAMONE.  Not to mention other great (and some not-so-great) New York rock and roll Jews like LOU REED, Richard Hell, Lenny Kaye (Patti Smith Group), Sylvain Sylvain (New York Dolls), Chris Stein (Blondie), Max Weinberg (Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band), Gene Simmons (Kiss), Dee Snyder (Twisted Sister), and Leslie West (Mountain). And Mick Jones (Clash) and Warren Zevon.

There's actually a site for this stuff:
http://www.jewsrock.org/index.cfm



Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Pdog on Aug 9th, 2008 at 9:13am

GotToRollMe wrote on Aug 9th, 2008 at 9:00am:
Pdog, I can't believe you left out JOEY RAMONE.  Not to mention other great (and some not-so-great) New York rock and roll Jews like LOU REED, Richard Hell, Lenny Kaye (Patti Smith Group), Sylvain Sylvain (New York Dolls), Chris Stein (Blondie), Max Weinberg (Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band), Gene Simmons (Kiss), Dee Snyder (Twisted Sister), and Leslie West (Mountain). And Mick Jones (Clash) and Warren Zevon.

There's actually a site for this stuff:
http://www.jewsrock.org/index.cfm


Joey's 1/4 was cutting it close for the band, especially since Dee Dee was a bit of a nazi schtze...haha.
Don't like Kiss, omitted on purpose...
I had no idea Mick jones was a son of Moses.
Did I mention I hate Kiss? Never been able to enjoy them, not so much a hate!!! I hate The Eagles, they fucking suck!

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by GotToRollMe on Aug 9th, 2008 at 9:25am
Yeah, I could never get into KISS either. I was kind of thinking Johnny's Naziism might cancel out Joey's Jewishness, but Joey was the main Ramone so that tips the scales in his favor.

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Pdog on Aug 9th, 2008 at 9:34am

GotToRollMe wrote on Aug 9th, 2008 at 9:25am:
Yeah, I could never get into KISS either. I was kind of thinking Johnny's Naziism might cancel out Joey's Jewishness, but Joey was the main Ramone so that tips the scales in his favor.


Liberal NY Jews always trump Nixon punx!!!

God I miss them...

I'm gonna go cry and then get real grateful they both gave me so much!!!

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by GotToRollMe on Aug 9th, 2008 at 10:24am

Pdog wrote on Aug 9th, 2008 at 9:34am:
Liberal NY Jews always trump Nixon punx!!!

God I miss them...

I'm gonna go cry and then get real grateful they both gave me so much!!!


See, this is why you DESERVE to see Rancid!
:keithpunky

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by glencar on Aug 9th, 2008 at 10:39am

GotToRollMe wrote on Aug 9th, 2008 at 9:00am:
Pdog, I can't believe you left out JOEY RAMONE.  Not to mention other great (and some not-so-great) New York rock and roll Jews like LOU REED, Richard Hell, Lenny Kaye (Patti Smith Group), Sylvain Sylvain (New York Dolls), Chris Stein (Blondie), Max Weinberg (Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band), Gene Simmons (Kiss), Dee Snyder (Twisted Sister), and Leslie West (Mountain). And Mick Jones (Clash) and Warren Zevon.

There's actually a site for this stuff:
http://www.jewsrock.org/index.cfm

Wow, what other religion needs a site for its "rocking" members? That's fucking pathetic!

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Zack on Aug 9th, 2008 at 10:49am
Michael Bloomfield, greatest guitar-playing Jew ever.  Recommended listening:  Butterfield Blues Band, East-West.  :keithpunky

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by andrews27 on Aug 9th, 2008 at 6:23pm
Who can forget BLUE OYSTER CULT, a Kabalah in themselves.  (MVP: Sandy Pearlman?)

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by GotToRollMe on Aug 9th, 2008 at 7:20pm

Zack wrote on Aug 9th, 2008 at 10:49am:
Michael Bloomfield, greatest guitar-playing Jew ever.  Recommended listening:  Butterfield Blues Band, East-West.  :keithpunky


Indeed! Should be part of Rock & Roll 101.


Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Pdog on Aug 9th, 2008 at 8:08pm

GotToRollMe wrote on Aug 9th, 2008 at 10:24am:

Pdog wrote on Aug 9th, 2008 at 9:34am:
Liberal NY Jews always trump Nixon punx!!!

God I miss them...

I'm gonna go cry and then get real grateful they both gave me so much!!!


See, this is why you DESERVE to see Rancid!
:keithpunky



Dude, they are about to do a bunch of NYC shows... GO!!!
I'm going to SF in Septmeber to see some old friends and catch them with my oldest son... I think the new album, is supposed to be out in like a month. I hope so. They didn't even play one new song when i saw them last month in austin.

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Pdog on Aug 9th, 2008 at 8:12pm

wrote on Aug 9th, 2008 at 10:39am:

GotToRollMe wrote on Aug 9th, 2008 at 9:00am:
Pdog, I can't believe you left out JOEY RAMONE.  Not to mention other great (and some not-so-great) New York rock and roll Jews like LOU REED, Richard Hell, Lenny Kaye (Patti Smith Group), Sylvain Sylvain (New York Dolls), Chris Stein (Blondie), Max Weinberg (Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band), Gene Simmons (Kiss), Dee Snyder (Twisted Sister), and Leslie West (Mountain). And Mick Jones (Clash) and Warren Zevon.

There's actually a site for this stuff:
http://www.jewsrock.org/index.cfm

Wow, what other religion needs a site for its "rocking" members? That's fucking pathetic!


What other religion is cool enough to be proud of its rocking members? most religions despise what rock and roll stands for...
It's gotten better, but even today it still exists, especially towards rap and metal, unless you're rapping and wearing spandex for Jesus....  Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh.........

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Wild Bill on Aug 10th, 2008 at 3:54pm
"Commando"

They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Viet Nam

From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commando - involved again

They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Viet Nam

First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis

[REPEAT ALL ONCE]


Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by BONOISLOVE on Aug 10th, 2008 at 7:22pm
Who can forget Johnny Cash? He was as jewish as the pope.

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by glencar on Aug 11th, 2008 at 1:15pm

Pdog wrote on Aug 9th, 2008 at 8:12pm:

wrote on Aug 9th, 2008 at 10:39am:

GotToRollMe wrote on Aug 9th, 2008 at 9:00am:
Pdog, I can't believe you left out JOEY RAMONE.  Not to mention other great (and some not-so-great) New York rock and roll Jews like LOU REED, Richard Hell, Lenny Kaye (Patti Smith Group), Sylvain Sylvain (New York Dolls), Chris Stein (Blondie), Max Weinberg (Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band), Gene Simmons (Kiss), Dee Snyder (Twisted Sister), and Leslie West (Mountain). And Mick Jones (Clash) and Warren Zevon.

There's actually a site for this stuff:
http://www.jewsrock.org/index.cfm

Wow, what other religion needs a site for its "rocking" members? That's fucking pathetic!


What other religion is cool enough to be proud of its rocking members? most religions despise what rock and roll stands for...
It's gotten better, but even today it still exists, especially towards rap and metal, unless you're rapping and wearing spandex for Jesus....  Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh.........

It's cool to count numbers? If you say so...I think it reeks of desperation.

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by robpop on Aug 11th, 2008 at 7:56pm

GotToRollMe wrote on Aug 9th, 2008 at 9:00am:
Pdog, I can't believe you left out JOEY RAMONE.  Not to mention other great (and some not-so-great) New York rock and roll Jews like LOU REED, Richard Hell, Lenny Kaye (Patti Smith Group), Sylvain Sylvain (New York Dolls), Chris Stein (Blondie), Max Weinberg (Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band), Gene Simmons (Kiss), Dee Snyder (Twisted Sister), and Leslie West (Mountain). And Mick Jones (Clash) and Warren Zevon.

There's actually a site for this stuff:
http://www.jewsrock.org/index.cfm


Did anybody take the Jew or not Jew quiz on that web site.  My score was in the antisemite grouping. :'(

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Aug 11th, 2008 at 9:20pm
LOL You ought to be ashamed, you anti-Semitic S.O.B. Click here.

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by stonedinaustralia on Aug 11th, 2008 at 9:36pm
isn't charlie jewish?? or at least part thereof

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Aug 11th, 2008 at 9:41pm
If we follow some rules on that website all rock bands are jewish... ALL, only some Japanese, Chinese and far east bands could be out of this category, but they need to show a full pedigree to convince the webmaster overthere that they actually are not jews

What da fuck? Who gives a fuck about the religion and cosmovision of the musicians...  the inly need we need is just some rock and roll :smoking

Title: Re: Great Jew Bands! (this ain't bringing JB back)
Post by robpop on Aug 11th, 2008 at 9:47pm

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Aug 11th, 2008 at 9:20pm:
LOL You ought to be ashamed, you anti-Semitic S.O.B. Click here.


LOL!!! I dated a Jewish girl for over a year in college.  She taught me a lot of things.  I mean A LOT OF THINGS, but she never taught me about Jewish rock musicians.

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