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Title: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by mojoman on May 13^th, 2008 at 12:26pm

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(05-13) 09:48 PDT VATICAN CITY, (AP) --

The Vatican's chief astronomer says that believing in aliens does not contradict faith in God.

The Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, says that the vastness of the universe means it is possible there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones.

In an interview published Tuesday by Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, Funes says that such a notion "doesn't contradict our faith" because aliens would still be God's creatures.

The interview was headlined "The extraterrestrial is my brother." Funes said that ruling out the existence of aliens would be like "putting limits" on God's creative freedom

Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by Pdog on May 13^th, 2008 at 12:49pm

But it's still not okay for me to masturbate while i think of aliens, is it?

Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by Starbuck on May 13^th, 2008 at 1:03pm

these aliens must be converted to catholocism immediately.

i wonder what jesus looked like when he went to alpha centauri? did he have six heads?

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Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by gimmekeef on May 13^th, 2008 at 1:09pm

I'm staying the course until William Shatner weighs in on the issue.Vatican should stay focused on paying the restitution for their child diddling cases and rooting out the other pedophiles holed up in safe Vatican City.

Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by sirmoonie on May 13^th, 2008 at 1:45pm

This is just opening up a whole can of fish. I mean, can these aliens use condoms? What about exorcisms? How do you train a priest to exorcise some 8 foot green bastard running around all possesed and puking up stuff? Its fucked up. Like all fucked up.

Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by gimmekeef on May 13^th, 2008 at 1:50pm

sirmoonie wrote on May 13^th, 2008 at 1:45pm:

Moonie my man..its almost as fucked up as the Steelers schedule.Hang in there keep the faith!

Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by Starbuck on May 13^th, 2008 at 1:50pm

do they have beer on alpha centauri?

Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by Marty on May 13^th, 2008 at 3:42pm

Well, that's no surprise...
E.T. was jewish, wasn't he?

Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by sirmoonie on May 13^th, 2008 at 3:58pm

I just hope Jesus didn't have to run around the galaxy getting re-crucified just to save these degenerate alien fucks!

Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by Pdog on May 13^th, 2008 at 4:09pm

It was really cool when Jesus used the force to blow up the death star.

Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by Marty on May 13^th, 2008 at 4:32pm

Pdog wrote on May 13^th, 2008 at 4:09pm:

It was really cool when Jesus used the force to blow up the death star.

Was Darth Vader a muslim?

Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by Pdog on May 13^th, 2008 at 4:41pm

Marty wrote on May 13^th, 2008 at 4:32pm:

Pdog wrote on May 13^th, 2008 at 4:09pm:

It was really cool when Jesus used the force to blow up the death star.

Was Darth Vader a muslim?

Yup... and Yoda was as Jew as they come!

Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by ijwthstd on May 13^th, 2008 at 4:45pm

Pdog wrote on May 13^th, 2008 at 12:49pm:

But it's still not okay for me to masturbate while i think of aliens, is it?

If you enjoy the anal probe, you are going to hell.

Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by Marty on May 13^th, 2008 at 4:46pm

Pdog wrote on May 13^th, 2008 at 4:41pm:

Marty wrote on May 13^th, 2008 at 4:32pm:

Pdog wrote on May 13^th, 2008 at 4:09pm:

It was really cool when Jesus used the force to blow up the death star.

Was Darth Vader a muslim?

Yup... and Yoda was as Jew as they come!

So that makes Chewbacca a Jehovah's Witness, right?

Title: Re: Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens
Post by andrews27 on May 13^th, 2008 at 5:05pm

Oh fuck - we're doomed.