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Title: The Joke Thread Post by Some Guy on May 12th, 2008 at 9:25am
Heard any good ones lately?
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Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by Heart Of Stone on May 12th, 2008 at 10:17am
A cop pulls over a woman driver, asks "Lady have you been drinking?" in which she replies "Why, you buying?"
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Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by sirmoonie on May 12th, 2008 at 11:51am
Its a knick knack Patty Whack, give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!
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Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by gimmekeef on May 12th, 2008 at 2:08pm
Horse walks into a bar and the concerned bartender says."Hey fellow why the long face?"
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Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by steeldrivinghammer on May 12th, 2008 at 2:32pm
" Heard any good ones lately? "
The Beatles... |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by Some Guy on May 12th, 2008 at 2:39pm
a man a horse and a monkey walk into a bar- the bartender looks and up and says what is this a joke?
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Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by Pdog on May 12th, 2008 at 3:14pm
a joke walks out of a bar....
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Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by sirmoonie on May 12th, 2008 at 3:19pm
Jesus was a white guy!
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Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by Pdog on May 12th, 2008 at 3:33pm sirmoonie wrote on May 12th, 2008 at 3:19pm:
Hahaha! ;D ;D ;D |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by Some Guy on May 12th, 2008 at 3:57pm
Joey, try that new higher fiber cereal- colon blow.
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Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by SweetVirginia on May 12th, 2008 at 6:48pm
A psychiatrist checks his schedule and sees that a new patient is coming in.
When the man arrives, he enters the office completely naked, except for the fact that he's wrapped knees-to-neck in Saran Wrap. The shrink looks at him and says, "I can clearly see yer nuts." |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by Kilroy on May 12th, 2008 at 6:53pm
;) :blankfriggingstare1 :warhorse
How about this: |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by open-g on May 12th, 2008 at 7:12pm
:pukeyDid You know that Kurt Cobain had realy bad dandruff?
Yes, they found his 'Head and Shoulders' behind the couch. |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by sweetcharmedlife on May 12th, 2008 at 7:35pm
What do Roger Clemens and a tortoise have in common?......They both get there before the hair.
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Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by Some Guy on May 12th, 2008 at 8:16pm sirmoonie wrote on May 12th, 2008 at 11:51am:
well played moonism- I just got that! |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by zooeyglass on May 13th, 2008 at 1:18am
Two men walked into a bar.
The third ducked. |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by Joey on May 13th, 2008 at 7:39am
" What do Roger Clemens and a tortoise have in common?......They both get there before the hair "
FUNNY !!!!! 'kins ! , Est. 1999 |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by Zack on May 13th, 2008 at 1:19pm
The Onion on Jenna Bush's marriage:
"It was good her dad could get down there 65 times over the last eight years and clean up some of that brush for the wedding." |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by open-g on May 14th, 2008 at 9:03pm
It was a tough time, you know.
Six years without sex and drugs and rock'n roll... ...but then I was sent to school. |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by JumpingJack2 on May 17th, 2008 at 9:55pm
Here's one for ya all. What does former President Bill Clinton and Bin Laden have in common? They both sleep in a different bed each night! ;D :P I got more where that came from.
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Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by sirmoonie on May 18th, 2008 at 6:52am
Ted Kennedy started seeing a new young woman. The young woman's father asked Kennedy: "What are your intentions toward my daughter." Replied Kennedy: "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."
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Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by TenThousandMotels on May 18th, 2008 at 9:57am sirmoonie wrote on May 18th, 2008 at 6:52am:
That stale old joke is worth... :pullanolte :pullanolte |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by Sioux on May 18th, 2008 at 3:14pm sirmoonie wrote on May 18th, 2008 at 6:52am:
:aimama |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by andrews27 on May 19th, 2008 at 7:27pm
Hillary's next book title: "Oops! Sorry - It Really Takes a Concentration Camp..." :kissmyass
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Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by TenThousandMotels on May 21st, 2008 at 9:10am
Aren't jokes meant to make you laugh?
:interestingstuffronnie |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by Egon on May 21st, 2008 at 10:23am |
Title: Re: The Joke Thread Post by Glimmer Twin on May 29th, 2008 at 8:45pm
Chucky the rooster
>An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, > > >what's that on your shoulder?" > > >The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, > Chucky > > >goes." > > >"I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the > > >theater." The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the > > >bird > down > > >his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered > > >the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. > > > > > > > > >The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer > unzipped > > >his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie. > > >"Marge," > > >whispered Mildred. "What?" said Marge. "I think the guy next to me > > >is a > > >pervert." "What makes you think so?" asked Marge. "He unzipped his > pants > > >and he has his thing > > >out," whispered Mildred. "Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. > > >"At our > > >age we've seen 'em all." > > >"That's what I thought, too," said Mildred, "but this one's eating > > >my popcorn." |
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