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Title: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by moy on May 12^th, 2008 at 6:25am

Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Written by Paintpop
Story written: 11 May 2008

Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger was rushed to hospital today for emergency surgery after a bizarre accident in London.

The veteran rocker was shopping in top London store Harrods with his grandchildren when he become affixed to one of the revolving doors. Onlookers said he was making funny faces to make the kids laugh but his mouth got stuck on the door window and he couldn't get free.

As the door was automatic, Jagger rock and revolved about thirty times before somebody switched off the power.

Harrod's store Owner Mohammed Al Fayed said, "I am extremely concerned, those doors cost a fucking fortune, it better not be broken, I am certain that Bastard Prince Philip has conspired to put me out of business"

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by Ade on May 12^th, 2008 at 6:37am

it's time for a transparent public inquiry...i smell a conspiracy.

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by FotiniD on May 12^th, 2008 at 6:39am

Jeez, that title was scary!!! :o

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by PartyDoll MEG on May 12^th, 2008 at 6:40am

I guess it really is "no stones news" time again.....

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by open-g on May 12^th, 2008 at 8:32am

FotiniD wrote on May 12^th, 2008 at 6:39am:

Jeez, that title was scary!!! :o

I second that - oh my^^

oh don't do that, oh don't do that, oh don't do that, oh don't do that, oh don't do that, :willya

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by GotToRollMe on May 12^th, 2008 at 10:14am

Eh, I wasn't gonna use those 10 years anyway...

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by Joey on May 12^th, 2008 at 10:25am

YOU MAKE JOEY SCARED !!!!!!

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by mojoman on May 12^th, 2008 at 10:34am

dudes old...........

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by Joey on May 12^th, 2008 at 11:12am

" dudes old "

You remain ' The Chosen One ' :

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by Jeep on May 12^th, 2008 at 11:23am

Incredible story...but true !

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by Sioux on May 12^th, 2008 at 11:48am

PartyDoll MEG wrote on May 12^th, 2008 at 6:40am:

I guess it really is "no stones news" time again.....

In that case, I guess no news is GOOD news. Had me going for a bit too... ::)

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by steeldrivinghammer on May 12^th, 2008 at 12:35pm

Moy I didn't know you were such a little Devil...

But I like it.

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by Joey on May 12^th, 2008 at 1:28pm

" Moy I didn't know you were such a little Devil...

But I like it. "

Muffin .......

Cute Kitty !!!!

baby Joe

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by open-g on May 12^th, 2008 at 6:29pm

Moy?

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by Ian Billen on May 12^th, 2008 at 9:28pm

FotiniD wrote on May 12^th, 2008 at 6:39am:

Jeez, that title was scary!!! :o

_____________________

Wow, I know. Maybe it would be better to put (humorous) next to such titles.

I thought, well there goes everything possibly.

It makes you feel so fortunate nothing like this has happend to the Mickster.

and how both Keith and Charlie came through theirs so nicely....Whew.

Ian

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on May 12^th, 2008 at 10:15pm

Jeep wrote on May 12^th, 2008 at 11:23am:

Incredible story...but true !

:blankfriggingstare1 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mick Jagger in Emergency Op
Post by Kilroy on May 12^th, 2008 at 11:29pm

You got me. :blankfriggingstare1 :warhorse ;)