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Title: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 2:42am

Look, we are stones people. Outsiders could never hope to understand, nor deserve to. Not even supposed fans outside of this Stalker-esc forum could understand, not even the crazy ones from IORR.org.

Problem is, as good as this place may be.. I still feel out of place. I really need somebody, even just one person who is insanely infatuated (but just beneath my level) to converse and/or be on my friends list for now. If you feel like getting to know me.. Eventually I may even lend my deepest darkest tid bits of Stones information.. You never can tell.. Feel free to comment below if you want me to add you.

Yes I sound desperate, but I am not at all too proud to beg.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Voodoo Chile in Wonderland on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 10:34am

Turner! we all are friends here, this is a special board but friendly to all, here you can shout "fuck you NAME HERE, will ya" and it's a friendly thing LOL

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Susy Creamcheese on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 12:15pm

What kind of friend you need babe? I'm in

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Paranoid Android on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 3:01pm

Susy Creamcheese wrote on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 12:15pm:

What kind if friend you need babe? I'm in

See??
As I always say...You don't ask...you don't get!

What a great place to be!!

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 3:36pm

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 10:34am:

Turner! we all are friends here, this is a special board but friendly to all, here you can shout "fuck you NAME HERE, will ya" and it's a friendly thing LOL

Okay thanks for the reassurance VCIW because honestly I can't have it any other way. I am glad knowing I can stay in a relationship whereas we can all freely shit talk each other if we do so please, and that it is universally understood among us.

Susy Creamcheese wrote on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 12:15pm:

What kind of friend you need babe? I'm in

*cough cough* This profile is suspiciously fake but I'm glad of it considering I'm about to let everyone in on a little secret, now.
Unfortunately, Susy the kind of friend you're trying to offer as in yourself to me, doesn't interest me in the slightest of that manner because..

People may know my profile as A 77 year old male from Timbuktu but in reality I am a 21 year old female from America.

Paranoid Android wrote on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 3:01pm:

Susy Creamcheese wrote on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 12:15pm:

What kind if friend you need babe? I'm in

See??
As I always say...You don't ask...you don't get!

What a great place to be!!

I know you're talking about Susy's fake response to me but, seriously android, did you even need to comment? You're already my only friend on here lolol

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Gazza on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 4:40pm

TurnerPurple wrote on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 3:36pm:

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 10:34am:

Turner! we all are friends here, this is a special board but friendly to all, here you can shout "fuck you NAME HERE, will ya" and it's a friendly thing LOL

What kind of friend you need babe? I'm in

*cough cough* This profile is suspiciously fake but I'm glad of it considering I'm about to let everyone in on a little secret, now.
Unfortunately, Susy the kind of friend you're trying to offer as in yourself to me, doesn't interest me in the slightest of that manner because..

People may know my profile as A 77 year old male from Timbuktu but in reality I am a 21 year old female from America.

That should do the trick! ;D

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 4:43pm

Lol as in I typed a novel or because you think I could be lying about the fact my profile was a lie to begin with I'm confused

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by FPM on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 12:33am

This thread is giving me PTSD.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 12:38am

I'm honoured that you chose to share such a painful and personal experience with me ;D

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Egon on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 5:25am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKLVmBOOqVU

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by LadyJane on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 6:56am

TurnerPurple wrote on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 2:42am:

T/P,
Have you met Joey???? :o ;D

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Paranoid Android on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 11:36am

LadyJane wrote on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 6:56am:

TurnerPurple wrote on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 2:42am:

T/P,
Have you met Joey???? :o ;D

GAWD!!
LJ...not sure Turner is ready for that...but you never know...it may all just make perfect sense.

But seriously...the friendships I have made on these boards (both virtually and in person) are so valuable to me.
Even if I have only met you only once, I hold them close to my heart and I am forever grateful to have fallen into this asylum about 16 years ago.

ROCK ON (not Rocksoff, lol)...let's keep this party moving fwd!!

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by andrews27 on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 11:39am

Turner: if you can throw some witty snark on this board, you'll be in tight with us.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Some Guy on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 12:04pm

What is your stance on Emotional Rescue?

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Oct 20^th, 2021 at 1:04am

This time I will start my responses from the bottom up, respectfully.

Some Guy wrote on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 12:04pm:

What is your stance on Emotional Rescue?

Hahaha very funny
You're taking the piss hard, some guy, let's not go there again

andrews27 wrote on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 11:39am:

Turner: if you can throw some witty snark on this board, you'll be in tight with us.

Have I not already proven my superiority in that particular area?
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Too much to quote, Lady Jane and Paranoid android:

Based alone on how this "Joey" is being discussed, I wish that he is sent to me straight away. "isn't prepared" I think I hear a tonality of fear behind this remark, as it is obvious, you guys must be match makers and you're afraid that once I speak with this Joey entity, we will take over the board as we are bowed to by the masses that follow our incredible amount of sarcasm along with our sexiness and also our well rounded thought process involving mass amounts of obsession beyond the likes any have never seen before nor after.

Egon wrote on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 5:25am:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKLVmBOOqVU

I appreciate your effort at stating the importance of my thread and arrival to this forum. Yes, considering that fake chick tried persuading me into some nasty situation I don't give five shits to the universe about, I couldn't agree more that waiting on a friend is the perfect example of what just took place. My smile even matched no? ;D
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Extra for Paranoid Assdroid:

"But seriously...the friendships I have made on these boards (both virtually and in person) are so valuable to me.
Even if I have only met you only once, I hold them close to my heart and I am forever grateful to have fallen into this asylum about 16 years ago. ROCK ON (not Rocksoff, lol)...let's keep this party moving fwd!!"

Its a possibility I could've met some of you at the Nashville show but I am unsure. If so you were too rude to actually consider talking to me, people generally treat me as a suspicious character in person and honestly I can see why. It's got to be bad if you scare people off more than a stones concert, at a stones concert. I was more intimidating to people than the man himself.

Nobody wanted to film me standing 7 feet above their heads whilst shaking my ass, why I ask?

Anyway hopefully some of you will let me know when you'll be going to Detroit because I want to try making it, and maybe you won't be so afraid of me by then.

The asylum will last forever, dont you worry now.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Paranoid Android on Oct 20^th, 2021 at 6:56am

TurnerPurple wrote on Oct 20^th, 2021 at 1:04am:

Extra for Paranoid Assdroid:

ASSDRIOD?!? WTF:?!?
Now...THAT'S proactive !!!
I have only one reply to that...

:willya :willya :willya :booze!!

Turner now has full rights to that moniker...the rest of you...not so much.....
at least not to my face.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Kilroy on Oct 20^th, 2021 at 7:35am

How do you feel about ELVIS!
Either way? Makes no difference? Just asking!
I Love this place.............and I'm a Rolling Stone fan Rookie as far as other fans here...........Big Charlie fan.............he knew when to play, an exactly what to play. Steve Jordan is a real good fit. but he should be using the same Crash Cymbal as Charlie's old kit.He got the Gretsc drms and needs to complete the sound with the Cymbals.BTW welcome new friend!

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Oct 21^st, 2021 at 5:26am

Paranoid Android wrote on Oct 20^th, 2021 at 6:56am:

TurnerPurple wrote on Oct 20^th, 2021 at 1:04am:

Extra for Paranoid Assdroid:

I sincerely thank you for granting me such a privileged trademark of name calling, Assdroid. If anyone else so much as attempts reffering to you as such, they shall pay a hefty fine unknown to them under our terms and conditions.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Oct 21^st, 2021 at 5:48am

Kilroy wrote on Oct 20^th, 2021 at 7:35am:

Im glad you'd like to hear me out on my opinion whether it be for Elvis or not, Elvis can become an awkward subject very quickly so I stand on the line between Elvis is incredible for who he was at the time, not to mention alot of his music I have held closely for some time but that is stating the obvious of why Elvis was great for alot of people. Needless to say we nearly have very close natal charts (mine is about spot on with Bowie) perhaps I don't favour Elvis as much because I'm close enough to Elvis to know he wasn't that great as well as what he thought of himself. As in Elvis didn't exactly think himself personally to be "the King" ofcourse he was the king until a certain being named Mick stepped into the picture. But those are all old points of view, with that. Elvis is Elvis, what can I really say.
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How are you a stones fan rookie when you've been on the board since 2008? Did you join out of fun and nothing more or haven't had your mind plagued with enough information regarding the stones, by now?

Well anyway, I don't consider myself a fan whether I'm above rookie level or not. Being a fan isn't where its at, so don't worry about reffering to yourself as a renound fan anyway.

Charlie had it all, Steve isn't my favourite person in the world right now let's just say that but. I think it would've been a bit offensive to not only the listeners but to the band themselves to have instantly hooked him up with Charlie's complete kit

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Starbuck on Oct 24^th, 2021 at 2:35pm

This thread would have been gold back in the day.....back in the day.....

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Oct 24^th, 2021 at 5:39pm

I respect your commentary, Starfuck. If it would have been gold back in the day, consider it platinum now. Because you're implying conversations like this don't often exist, these days..... these days......

P.S it says you are in Mini Minissota, are you going to the show tonight? You're going to have to fill in for me

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by gimmekeef on Oct 25^th, 2021 at 10:11am

How many personnas is Joey allowed here?

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Some Guy on Oct 25^th, 2021 at 11:25am

I bet you get called gimmedouche.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 12:09am

I see that I have upset the apple cart and now I must pay by hearing the cruel assumptions.

gimmekeef wrote on Oct 25^th, 2021 at 10:11am:

How many personnas is Joey allowed here?

I was almost anticipating this to be said eventually, as I was a frequent member of the Shroomery since 2015 and I acted out so high and mighty on purpose that it would piss people off even in the case of being right on a microscopic level. Anyway they would tell me I was fake and had 500 accounts based solely on the fact that I had the best bullshitting in town. I didn't even try pissing people off it just happened on a whim.

Im not saying I'm pissing you off either I just had the feeling this whole account thing would be thrown out there. If I was here to be a troll, believe me you'd know it and it could be alot worse. But in reality 80% of what I say I actually think and is flavored by sarcasm although it is mostly all my honest opinion.

I have yet to meet this joey, but if he's anything like me he'd already be here. I think even he fears me now as alas he has ignored my PM.

Some Guy wrote on Oct 25^th, 2021 at 11:25am:

I bet you get called gimmedouche.

Gimmekeef might be poking around in a bullshit way and didn't entirely mean what he said, he's trying to one up my sly assholishness but for him it came out sounding offensive as it lacked creativity. Even still I think it was probably a joke.

This Joey is still unfamiliar to me and is most likely garbage at best

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Paranoid Android on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 6:34am

{AWKWARD SILENCE}

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 7:04am

Perhaps for you, thanks for creating it.

Assdroid.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by CS on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 11:41am

Assdroid, Starfuck? Now I see why you need friends

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Bitch on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 10:43pm

Hello.
I'm going to Detroit and always interested in meeting Stones people. What do you have to offer? Not looking for any advice at this point. A drink might be nice. Did we meet in Pittsburg?

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Oct 27^th, 2021 at 12:26am

CS wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 11:41am:

Assdroid, Starfuck? Now I see why you need friends

Finally, a reasonable opponent with a clue. Oh yeah I forgot I'm trying to make friends, not potential challengers. But no competition is needed here, for once someone is right. Although Starfuck would've been a better fitting name for a stones forum you would think, not Starbuck but alright.

Bitch wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 10:43pm:

Hello.
I'm going to Detroit and always interested in meeting Stones people. What do you have to offer? Not looking for any advice at this point. A drink might be nice. Did we meet in Pittsburg?

What I have to offer is my company that is incpomprable in comparison to any others. Unfortunately I was not in pitsburgh, I almost ended up there instead of Nashville which either way was unexpected to me as I thought for sure I would be trapped in my home land. However I am trying my hand at everything to make it to Detroit, even if I don't make it in I should make it around.

Are you actually a female? As a female myself.. I just want to warn you right away that you might not get on with me very well. Not because I judge every other female but because I was born with the unfortunate condition of thinking like a male and most women hate me for it. Just to be perfectly clear though, I am straight in the female aspect and that is it, I believe. Either way I'd still like to meet your aquintance in detroit if possible.. I'm not really aware of how other's in the female species think about the stones I've just been assuming it isn't far and/or it will never surpass my thought process.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Some Guy on Oct 28^th, 2021 at 8:24pm

I hope The Braves beat The Asstros...

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Oct 28^th, 2021 at 8:33pm

Doubtful

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Nov 7^th, 2021 at 7:38am

Did they win? Also where the hell is this Joey creature, anyone?

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by andrews27 on Nov 7^th, 2021 at 10:07pm

TurnerPurple wrote on Nov 7^th, 2021 at 7:38am:

Did they win? Also where the hell is this Joey creature, anyone?

Joey is to be experienced, not explained...

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Nov 7^th, 2021 at 10:41pm

Exactly so again I say, where is he? I wasn't asking for him to be explained I was asking for him to be sent to this thread so that I can experience why he isn't my soul mate.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Starbuck on Nov 9^th, 2021 at 12:50pm

This thread is as ghey as Joey's fleshlight collection.

Turner, you have no idea what it was like here back in the day. Back when Pug used to pay to play and Fleabit used to post from across the street. Back when Stonesalot's Myspace page used to have pics of hot babes and fast cars. Back when Nanky's first and second loves were four legged.

Those were the days.

Talk to me when your post count is at least in the thousands.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Nov 9^th, 2021 at 8:37pm

Starbuck wrote on Nov 9^th, 2021 at 12:50pm:

Right just as you've got not a single clue how the stones were back in the day, talk to me when you're 78.

Hot babes is the least of my concerns considering I am one, not interested. The Internet has a lot more than cars and idiots who like them so my needs of speaking with you about your wasted past is far from my list of needs in this life, or this forum.

Starfuck.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Nov 9^th, 2021 at 8:50pm

Starbuck wrote on Oct 24^th, 2021 at 2:35pm:

This thread would have been gold back in the day.....back in the day.....

Sounds like you need a time machine to retract your own words in order to make a blip of sense now, also.

Im unsure of what you're trying to prove here by saying one thing about how my thread is ancient gold and than contradicting it within the next breath.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by andrews27 on Nov 10^th, 2021 at 12:10am

You're a Czech infiltrator, don't think it's beyond our ken.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Some Guy on Nov 10^th, 2021 at 7:18am

Starbuck wrote on Nov 9^th, 2021 at 12:50pm:

Remember when TomL stole that cow and his friend tried to make it with the cow?

https://youtu.be/8UshKQoQIog

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Starbuck on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 10:17am

Nanky?

https://www.cnn.com/style/article/juergen-teller-interview/index.html

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Starbuck on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 10:19am

Turner will never be a resident cretin.

This is not the same Turner that cornered SheRat at the SOTC to spend the evening talking about the Black Crowes.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Paranoid Android on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 11:27am

Some Guy wrote on Nov 10^th, 2021 at 7:18am:

Starbuck wrote on Nov 9^th, 2021 at 12:50pm:

Remember when TomL stole that cow and his friend tried to make it with the cow?

https://youtu.be/8UshKQoQIog

COMEDY GOLD!!
When will Paris' pee-pee be resurrected?

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Starbuck on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 12:27pm

Paranoid Android wrote on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 11:27am:

COMEDY GOLD!!
When will Paris' pee-pee be resurrected?

My god man...some things are best left buried....

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 3:15pm

Apparently not.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Some Guy on Nov 12^th, 2021 at 7:25am

TurnerPurple wrote on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 3:15pm:

Apparently not.

What is have friends been made on here...

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Voodoo Chile in Wonderland on Nov 12^th, 2021 at 9:50am

Hey Turner, are you a member of the C10? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Nov 12^th, 2021 at 9:57am

Are we going on about trucks again?

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Nov 12^th, 2021 at 10:03am

Syringes perhaps?

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by leonid on Nov 13^th, 2021 at 1:24am

Not bound to please... obviously

Lol, you signed out right after I posted that. Better luck next time you psycho 🤣

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Nov 13^th, 2021 at 8:07am

leonid wrote on Nov 13^th, 2021 at 1:24am:

Not bound to please... obviously

Lol, you signed out right after I posted that. Better luck next time you psycho 🤣

I've got no idea where, when, who, why or what you're talking about
Signed out after you posted what? It couldn't have been on my thread and if it was I probably didn't catch it? No matter, none of that makes any sense responding to either so.. Define "not bound to please" and why that pertains to me or this thread? I've never seen something get so off topic in my life

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Nov 25^th, 2021 at 3:52pm

This thread is about as exciting as the Stones last setlist. :warhorse :solongsucker :wtf1 :blankfriggingstare1 :aimama :whatapostronnie :loloncemore :tongui :nomames :smilestu

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Nov 25^th, 2021 at 9:08pm

Nobody made it interesting other than the late great Turner's purple magic orchestra and himself - apart from that I can't say benefit was given to it in any other formation, that being the passers-by who failed to bring anything more to it other than "this is boring" that it is now, yes.
It's onto you to make it interesting if it's that bad without me.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Voodoo Chile in Wonderland on Nov 25^th, 2021 at 9:35pm

Hey TurnerPurple C10! How many friends you added?

https://youtu.be/9rBdy_gGKjU

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by Some Guy on Nov 26^th, 2021 at 8:38am

moonie would know what to do.

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by andrews27 on Nov 26^th, 2021 at 11:52am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrD14jqTtAE

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by ijwthstd on Nov 26^th, 2021 at 1:02pm

I Simply Need Friends With Benefits On Here

Who wants a piece of this?

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Nov 26^th, 2021 at 4:15pm

Some Guy wrote on Nov 26^th, 2021 at 8:38am:

moonie would know what to do.

What would you do with a mad dog?

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Nov 26^th, 2021 at 5:58pm

I think these songs fit more accordingly

https://youtu.be/wwFegB6X5EE

https://youtu.be/ILPPrwlXOQE

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by CS on Nov 26^th, 2021 at 6:43pm

TurnerPurple wrote on Nov 26^th, 2021 at 5:58pm:

I think these songs fit more accordingly

Or this one

https://youtu.be/fk5lfjNH4cE

Title: Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Post by TurnerPurple on Nov 26^th, 2021 at 6:55pm

Oh I've been around the block with that one - believe me