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Title: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by mkbdti on Mar 29^th, 2016 at 7:52pm

I know this won,t happen,but I have some ideas for the next tour.i am assuming the new album will be released in November,and the tour will begin in Europe in January,2017.keep sascha allen,instead of lisa fischer.remember,jagger seems to get bored easily.lol keep matt clifford.bring back mick taylor as a touring member to play on all songs.prices will be high,and audiences will be large,so they shouldn,t play too many obscurities.shorten the length of many songs.here is the ideal setlist and time for each song:1-jumping jack flash 31/2 min.2-new song3 min.3-start me up-31/2 min.4-honky tonk women-3 min.5-it,s only rock and roll-41/2 min.6-midnight rambler-51/2 min.7-angie-3 min.8-gimmie shelter-4 min.9-under my thumb-4 min.10-sympathy for the devil-5 min.11-new song-4 min.12-paint it black-4 min.13-let,s spend the night together-4 min.14-mick introduces band,takes his time with some jokes and stories.-10 minutes.now keith sings 3 tunes15-happy-3 minutes16-you got the silver-4 min.17-little t and a-4 1/2 minutes.18-ruby Tuesday-31/2 min.19-get off of my cloud-3 min.20-miss you 4 1/2 min.21-rough justice-3 min.22-tumbling dice-4 1/2 min.23-doom and gloom-3 min.24-you got me rocking-3 1/2 min.25-you can,t always get what you want-5 min.(no choir).26-beast of burden-3 1/2 min.27-shattered-3 min.28-street fighting man-4 min.29-wild horses-4 min.good night-5 minute break-for the encore 30-satisafction-8 min.31-brown sugar-6 min. total of 2 hours,15 minutes.

Title: Re: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by Some Guy on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 8:10am

you know what happens when you assume?

Title: Re: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by sirmoonie on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 9:47am

If you shorten the encore down to 3 1/2 minutes, you can give the the band back the 1 1/2 minutes your fucking robbed from Angie! How in the name of Christ do you expect them to play Angie in 3 minutes? What is this, a fucking record player you just pump-jack up to 78 rpm? This throws the whole shebang out of whack. You can't just truncate a song by 33%. Milli Vanilli medley ass smorgasbord of musical swill.

Title: Re: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by Paranoid Android on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 8:24pm

SHOULDNT PLAY TOO MANY OBSCURITIES???

My god...what ozone are you in ?!? The most obscure song they play is Out Of Control...The built in bathroom break for songs 20-24 is nice though...gives you time to take a leak...get a beer...maybe hit the merch for a min...

I very much appreciate the disclaimer, " I know this wont happen, but..."

Title: Re: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by Freya Gin on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 8:31pm

I dunno, I think I'd like it if they played one or two of their more obscure songs once in a while. "Dancing With Mr. D" is a particular fave of mine (not too sure about how "obscure" that is for Stones fans though).

On the other hand, the chances of me getting to go to a concert are pretty slim anyway, so "shrug*.

Title: Re: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by gypsymofo60 on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 10:06pm

mkbdti wrote on Mar 29^th, 2016 at 7:52pm:

OCD!

Title: Re: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by gypsymofo60 on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 10:07pm

Freya Gin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 8:31pm:

Why can you not go to a concert Freya?

Title: Re: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by Freya Gin on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 10:35pm

gypsymofo60 wrote on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 10:07pm:

Freya Gin wrote on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 8:31pm:

Why can you not go to a concert Freya?

They usually charge money. I have none to spare. :( Also, my car probably wouldn't make it unless the concert was less than 45 miles away. Sigh...

Title: Re: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by gypsymofo60 on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 10:44pm

Yeah! I know the feeling. They rightfully ignored Australia for so long, I didn't see them live for years, whenever I was in the old country, they were elsewhere, or I wasn't able to go.

I just hoped you weren't like ya know, unwell.

Title: Re: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by gypsymofo60 on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 10:46pm

I hope that flogging stuff is just a joke :warhorse

Title: Re: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by Freya Gin on Mar 31^st, 2016 at 9:36am

gypsymofo60 wrote on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 10:44pm:

No, hon, I'm fine. :) Don't worry about me. I hope you're still doing better too!

gypsymofo60 wrote on Mar 30^th, 2016 at 10:46pm:

I hope that flogging stuff is just a joke :warhorse

Well, no, it isn't but it's not like I feel compelled to flog ever guy or gal that crosses my path. Lol! That would get me into more trouble than even I can handle! In fact, I just got another sub who isn't into it so we're not going to do that. (His main fetish is one a Stones fangirl should appreciate; see their logo for details. )

Title: Re: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by sirmoonie on Mar 31^st, 2016 at 10:06am

The numbers in this time budget, which seem arbitrary to begin with, don't add up. This temporal analysis is hopelessly flawed. I'm not trying to be hard on the junior poster, but we this is inferior work product, and we just can't have this stuff floating around the board, all fucked up like this. I've fucking had it up to my goddam groin in this half-baked fucking work!

Title: Re: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by polytoxic on Mar 31^st, 2016 at 10:06am

The new paradigm? Shorter setlists. Longer "audience participation" segments to give the band a break, and longer pointless vamps to stretch out the warhorses.

Title: Re: new stones paradigm for next tour
Post by wiseblood on Apr 3^rd, 2016 at 8:35pm

said no one.

you can't do a Stones tour like that...no way...