Ladies and Gentlemen I'm on probation and get drug tested and I took about 6 hydrocodone today and will probably get drug tested this ruby Tuesday and Google said about 3 to 5 days in the urine but if I drink plenty of water will it help it flush it out quicker?

It's my fault but I don't want to go to jail like Claudine did, thanks for your time my Stones friends.

Sirmoonie,  nanky you there???

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lots of water exercise sweat and run, run. Dude, I can't go thru this every month!

Sorry bud.

I don't know anything about improving the clearance time of opioids.   But I would think anything that flushes is good.  Drink a lot of alcohol -- cant hurt. 

And I have no idea how you could mask such.
I know that GNC and other health stores have a flush product.
I have never used it though -- no idea what it covers.

Why would Vicodin be an issue -- it is a prescription drug.
Just get someone to say they wrote you a scrip because you hurt yourself jerking off or something....

fuck it, after Obamas move tonight they say it's over.

nankerphelge wrote on Nov 20^th, 2014 at 5:31pm:

Just get someone to say they wrote you a scrip because you hurt yourself jerking off or something....

Ha ha!!

Seriously steelie drink bucketloads of water and take some sort of diuretic (e.g. caffine ) to promote the urination process and/or get yourself a blood transfusion Keith Richards style.

For future reference might I suggest that if you are going to be tested for drugs the best way to pass the test without any worries is quite simple - don't take any drugs (it's always worked for me!)

Walk into the doctors office eating a poppy seed bagel...and make sure everyone sees you eating it...could not hurt...thats all i got

Yeah, all I can add thricical now to this layered composition is advise you to drink large amounts of water, and delay the test as long as possible.  My sense is that hydration does have a dilution effect.

Maybe borrow urine from a sober compatriot?  You would have to judge how easy it is to do that, and the consequences for failure.

What a ridiculous country we live in where a person is judged by the content of the substances they ingest, and not the character of their religion.  Disappointing here coming up on 2015.

Steelie, these government types in the U.S., especially Illinois, are broke and usually corrupt, or easily susceptible to corruption.  Try slipping some $$$$$$ (The Large Green)?  "Uh...here's my warm urine.....uh, perhaps you would like to speak with my friend Mr. Franklin, you know, from the bank....."

Best of luck.

Where the hell is the Vicodin coming from? I can't even get my hands on some Tramadol...

I think I'm missing the party in the ballroom while I hold up the bar...

steelie ?


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Paranoid Android wrote on Nov 20^th, 2014 at 8:20pm:

Walk into the doctors office eating a poppy seed bagel...and make sure everyone sees you eating it...could not hurt...thats all i got

That's a very good idea, thanks a lot.

Moonie, I know my state is broke but slipping cash over only works in Mexico (sorry voodoo) not in the US.

Had a big ole fish of a neon size, knockin' me out with those American posts!!

munichhilton wrote on Nov 21^st, 2014 at 8:23am:

Where the hell is the Vicodin coming from? I can't even get my hands on some Tramadol... I think I'm missing the party in the ballroom while I hold up the bar...

My Doctor wouldn't ok me for medical pot................In California. Fuck you Kaiser!  :weed :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Nov 21^st, 2014 at 10:18pm:

munichhilton wrote on Nov 21st, 2014 at 8:23am: Where the hell is the Vicodin coming from? I can't even get my hands on some Tramadol... I think I'm missing the party in the ballroom while I hold up the bar... My Doctor wouldn't ok me for medical pot................In California. Fuck you Kaiser!  :weed :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

...but you know that there are Doctors along Venice Beach that would  :weed

Bluzdude wrote on Nov 21^st, 2014 at 10:46pm:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Nov 21st, 2014 at 10:18pm: munichhilton wrote on Nov 21st, 2014 at 8:23am: Where the hell is the Vicodin coming from? I can't even get my hands on some Tramadol... I think I'm missing the party in the ballroom while I hold up the bar... My Doctor wouldn't ok me for medical pot................In California. Fuck you Kaiser!  :weed :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey ...but you know that there are Doctors along Venice Beach that would  :weed

Yeah there are no shortage of places I could go to get non-medicinal. But I didn't think you had to be half dead to get a prescription. But I aint done with this dick ass doctor yet.

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I didn't think any traditional Dr's wrote pot Rx's (in California)...maybe I'm wrong

The Venice Beach Doctors are real Doctors, but they only prescribe Medical Pot - real easy to get an Rx...so I've heard

Bluzdude wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2014 at 12:21am:

I didn't think any traditional Dr's wrote pot Rx's (in California)...maybe I'm wrong The Venice Beach Doctors are real Doctors, but they only prescribe Medical Pot - real easy to get an Rx...so I've heard

Hmmm...............Venice Beach here I come. :weed :smoking :nicetits

Is it true that they call hydro pot not hydro anymore but "Loud" ?

My black pot dealer said so, and this was 3 years ago.

But now since I fucked up and wound up on probation I haven't talked with him for 3 months...

" But now since I fucked up and wound up on probation I haven't talked with him for 3 months ............. "

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" But now since I fucked up and wound up on probation I haven't talked with him for 3 months ............. " Babe  ..... ?! Baby Steel Magnolia  ...... ?! Are you Weeding Today ?! Hashishin'  ................ ?! Babe  ................... Are you Hashishin' ?!     ....... Weeding ?! Baby Joe ©

My brother, for the millionth time, I'm on PROBATION!!

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did steelie pass?

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Some Guy wrote on Nov 25^th, 2014 at 10:32am:

did steelie pass?

Thanks for the concern.

Bastards didn't even do a drug test this time.

Sorry for the wasted Stones space about my personal issues here.