That's right, fuckers. The high watt amp is pumping out the great music they made together at the the Checkerboard. I have cans of beer in hand and some in the ice box ready to consume.

Like A Rolling Stone can only be sung by a real man. Jesus this fucking song swings like a hammer.

I'm waiting on dinner to arrive.

And yes, I have Emotional Rescue ready to spin tonight. If there ever was a party album, Emotional Rescue is IT. But for now I have my mojo working. My mojo always works.

Who else is listening to the music of the greatest rock and roll band in the world tonight?

Let yourself be known. And turn it the fuck up.

DIG IT, SW ! JUST KEEP YOUR TROUSERS ON.

You still have an ice box?

Is it really that bad in Philly?  :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

Too late, Perks! Trousers are OFF!

I'm fairly old school. I have the last remaining ice man in Philadelphia drop off blocks of ice once a week. His horse blows shit all over the street, but I don't give a fuck. My beer is ICE cold.

Getting drunk while posting at Rocks Off is a tradition we're losing LOL

Steel Wheels wrote on Oct 25^th, 2013 at 9:08pm:

I have the last remaining ice man in Philadelphia drop off blocks of ice once a week. His horse blows shit all over the street

Why not invite Keith over? He's a Sagittarius, you know?

Half-man, half-horse with a license to shit in the street.  :wtf1

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi4270499865/

"Getting drunk while posting at Rocks Off is a tradition we're losing LOL "

Yes, sadly, that is true.

I will promise to rectify that.
But I am only one man....

nankerphelge wrote on Oct 26^th, 2013 at 10:00am:

"Getting drunk while posting at Rocks Off is a tradition we're losing LOL " Yes, sadly, that is true. I will promise to rectify that. But I am only one man....

I'll join ya later this evening.
Watcha say we raise a glass for the hard working people?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW-sJqO5qDM

I got drunk last night but forgot to post.  This instant post is hungover, which is the opposite of posting drunk.  It is therefore a useless post.  I hope everyone follows the logic there.

I'm in Montreal, by the way.  The women dress incredibly, and that sexy French accent is killing me.  Killing me!  They all come up to me "Je t'aime, Ser Moon.  Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" Montreal chicks dig me, I think.

I WAS ABOUT TO POST SOMETHING HORRENDOUS ABOUT JOEY LAST NIGHT WHILE DRUNK BUT HAD THE GOOD SENSE TO STOP MYSELF.
GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DRINK MORE TONIGHT.

This overdue drinking and posting situation will be resolved ASAP. But first I have to eat my salad and do some exercise, because I gotta have my endorphins.

That sounds like a plan.  I think.

Anyway, I'm going to get loaded on Chateau Eau'de Le Mooeuaf.  But not like last night where I was staggering around the streets, urine stained crotch, vomit all down the front and back of my shirt.  I made what is referred to as a "spectacle" of myself.  I really should not drink in foreign countries because I just embellish the stereotype people around the globe have of stupid, obnoxious Americans.  Which is not my intention, as I strive to be an ambassador of American exceptionalism.

A probable drunk alert here tonight but late late night as I'm going to a black mass with Black Sabbath live on a rainy black sabbath

That sounds like a plan too.  Get gorilla bashed.  Guerrilla bashed.  Eau pepe je D'moof.  I have rouge all over my fucking neck.  Moi?  Charge!

Pepe L'flammbe eau de la rue compone de Gaulle.  Je voudrais pour uriner dans votre chambre, dame. Avez-vous des poissons JE peut vous frapper avec?

I was also pretty drunk last night.

Some friends came over Wednesday night and left a shitload of Heineken bottles.  Not the classic bottles -- the newer ones.  You know, some douchebag 25year old vice president in charge of  nothing useful decided to change the traditional design because it was "sexier" or some dipshit focus group that can't even spell Heineken said they liked longer necks -- anyway, I drank 'em all up with TomL.

We made bacon cheddah veal dogs.  Very much like a chilidog, except we use this veal Bolognese sauce I get at a local Italian store.  Throw a beef frank into a top-loader bun with a strip of bacon or two and slather with veal sauce, cheese, onions, whatever ya like.

And a bunch of beer.

And we listened to Stones and later we actually played some too.

Today I had about 5 Harps with a late lunch, then an Irish coffee with Jamesons, and now I have some red wine and other things!!

I am not drunk yet, but it is coming..... 

UPDATE:

So it is funny howe you can't judge a book by its cover.

"Berry" is brownish, stemmy, and not particularly aromatic or flavorful, as compared to Blue Diesel, a tight green, fruit-loop-like strain.  Yet, Berry wins on the buzz.

I used to get drunk because (partially) I didn't have close friends who liked the Stones; later I drank because those friends weren't friendly; now I drink a lot because of the taste and because I still like the Stones.

DRUNK,WORLD SERIES ON...DIRTY WORK CRANKIN......
HERE'S TO YOU MAXLUGAR !!!!
THE WORK GOES ON,THE CAUSE ENDURES, AND THE DREAM SHALL NEVER DIE !!!!!!!!!!

BILL PERKS wrote on Oct 26^th, 2013 at 10:56pm:

DRUNK,WORLD SERIES ON...DIRTY WORK CRANKIN...... HERE'S TO YOU MAXLUGAR !!!! THE WORK GOES ON,THE CAUSE ENDURES, AND THE DREAM SHALL NEVER DIE !!!!!!!!!!

No matter how drunk I got last night. That call still sucked ass. Fuck major league umpires and fuck the Cardinals! :willya

Moof le peepee?  Peepee le moof?

I got loaded again last night.  I was eating spaghetti in a bar.  Half of it ended up on my shirt.  I must have looked like a fucking run-of-the-mill spastic.  You know it's bad when your barkeep insists you wear a bib.  That's what I was reduced too.

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Oct 25^th, 2013 at 9:33pm:

Getting drunk while posting at Rocks Off is a tradition we're losing LOL

Next time I get drunk I'll have to remember to post something embarrassing here, LOL!

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Oct 26^th, 2013 at 1:51pm:

A probable drunk alert here tonight but late late night as I'm going to a black mass with Black Sabbath live on a rainy black sabbath

voo?
have you survived?
please
i gots to know

Bitch wrote on Oct 27^th, 2013 at 3:08pm:

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Oct 25th, 2013 at 9:33pm: Getting drunk while posting at Rocks Off is a tradition we're losing LOL Next time I get drunk I'll have to remember to post something embarrassing here, LOL!

Preferably pics. :perverted

What beer were you drinkin'? Hopefully not that Moof Piss stuff Moonie's always scatting about.

This thread gives me an idea.

It's a knickknack Paddy Whack, give that frog a loan.  His old man's a Rolling Stone!

Them boys were bad assed, just rolling up to a Muddy show late. Top tour and top album at the time, Dudes were hot! Did you notice Keith getting out the van and tossing his hair like a rock star. Love it when Muddy keeps yelling Mick Jagger.

I thought we had an understanding.
More drinking and less thinking.
Im all in...

http://www.drunkenpolack.com/images/terhop.JPG!!!!!!!!

I'm going to rock this cd and dvd again this weekend.