Don't laugh now, but are there any Eagles fans here?

rocksozz wrote on Aug 29^th, 2013 at 2:25am:

Don't laugh now, but are there any Eagles fans here?

I'm a big fan of the beatdown they will get from the Skins on Monday night.  P.S. Didn't you see the NFL thread?

Joe Walsh, yes.
Eagles, no.

"  ....  but are there any Eagles fans here ?  "



< ------ Oh , YES !!!!!!   .... Please see our very own prodigious Sir Moonie .



What  .... ?!    ...... of course  ........ , sure !!!! :


http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1265348!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/eagles16tvf-3-web.jpg !!!!!

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Sirmoonie, where are you?

Please explain the facts of life to this poor soul as only you can.

Rick

"Yeah, we all need someone we can cream on....."  M/J

To be honest, I like their music, but I don't like them, I used to play in a band & we covered the Eagles, when I say I like their music I say Greatest hits! anything else is garbage.

I grew up loving the Eagles so I can't shake the great times their music reminds me of. Anyone who listens to Doolin' Dalton and hates it should seek therapy.

My band loves to rip through Already Gone and sometimes Teenage Jail for an excuse to jam for awhile...

You know what, I love them Eaglets!

But maybe as stated above I have grown to dislike their actions outside a recording studio...

Best Iggles evah! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY8ys03Mqmw

BIG YAWN...

That endless guitar solo on Hotel CA is like getting a root canal to me...

but hey...i know i like alot of stuff that would make these boards piss themselves...so i don't judge (much)...

Zack wrote on Aug 29^th, 2013 at 5:36am:

rocksozz wrote on Aug 29th, 2013 at 2:25am: Don't laugh now, but are there any Eagles fans here? I'm a big fan of the beatdown they will get from the Skins on Monday night.  P.S. Didn't you see the NFL thread?

That is some FUNNY shit there...seriously funny shit...

Heart Of Stone wrote on Aug 29^th, 2013 at 4:51pm:

To be honest, I like their music, but I don't like them, I used to play in a band & we covered the Eagles, when I say I like their music I say Greatest hits! anything else is garbage.

You make me sick.

munichhilton wrote on Aug 29^th, 2013 at 8:00pm:

I grew up loving the Eagles so I can't shake the great times their music reminds me of. Anyone who listens to Doolin' Dalton and hates it should seek therapy. My band loves to rip through Already Gone and sometimes Teenage Jail for an excuse to jam for awhile... You know what, I love them Eaglets! But maybe as stated above I have grown to dislike their actions outside a recording studio...

You are banned.

rocksozz wrote on Aug 29^th, 2013 at 2:25am:

Don't laugh now, but are there any Eagles fans here?

You make me physically ill.

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I would like to see some Stones fans post here.  What the fuck is wrong with this board sometimes?  Fucking Joeyville.

The fucking Eagles.  Rock's Anti-Satan.  Fucking miserable stuff, for the half-ass set.  To talk about them here in these terms is just disgusting.  This is the kind of thread that's going to drive me back to hanging around random pay phones hoping them will ring.

Paranoid Android wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:25pm:

Zack wrote on Aug 29th, 2013 at 5:36am: rocksozz wrote on Aug 29th, 2013 at 2:25am: Don't laugh now, but are there any Eagles fans here? I'm a big fan of the beatdown they will get from the Skins on Monday night.  P.S. Didn't you see the NFL thread? That is some FUNNY shit there...seriously funny shit...

It's a gift . . .

fuck fuck fucking fuck

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l83/pdogsf/1017003_10201956340178569_723648538_n.jpg

This thread undermines the credibility and integrity of this board.  What if newcomers see this stuff?  What if, lord forbid, someone in the Stones camp saw it?  This is some seriously repugnant content.

sirmoonie wrote on Aug 31^st, 2013 at 8:11am:

This thread undermines the credibility and integrity of this board.  What if newcomers see this stuff?  What if, lord forbid, someone in the Stones camp saw it?  This is some seriously repugnant content.

I'm doing my best to hijack it.  Is Vick a long-term solution?

" This thread undermines the credibility and integrity of this board.[/font][/b]  What if newcomers see this stuff?  What if, lord forbid, someone in the Stones camp saw it?  This is some seriously repugnant content. "


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhZ8zoLg0Hw

"  Is Vick a long-term solution ? "


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKFKeCyxWgI

Zack wrote on Aug 31^st, 2013 at 8:34am:

sirmoonie wrote on Aug 31st, 2013 at 8:11am: This thread undermines the credibility and integrity of this board.  What if newcomers see this stuff?  What if, lord forbid, someone in the Stones camp saw it?  This is some seriously repugnant content. I'm doing my best to hijack it.  Is Vick a long-term solution?

the back up QB is from austin… and he works out at my gym, has taken yoga classes I attend… really nice down to earth guy… it's awesome having a guy in cowboys country playing for Philly… Vick is still fast, not as though, but gets hurt too much… I have low expectations… which may mean it'll be a good season. Don Henley should be on trial for crimes against humanity!

Zack wrote on Aug 29^th, 2013 at 5:36am:

rocksozz wrote on Aug 29th, 2013 at 2:25am: Don't laugh now, but are there any Eagles fans here? I'm a big fan of the beatdown they will get from the Skins on Monday night.  P.S. Didn't you see the NFL thread?

Oh that's a good one.......Skins fan here!

Zack wrote on Aug 31^st, 2013 at 8:34am:

sirmoonie wrote on Aug 31st, 2013 at 8:11am: This thread undermines the credibility and integrity of this board.  What if newcomers see this stuff?  What if, lord forbid, someone in the Stones camp saw it?  This is some seriously repugnant content. I'm doing my best to hijack it.  Is Vick a long-term solution?

Every little bit helps, but I think we should take this head on, rather than distract.  Send a clear message.

Joey wrote on Aug 31^st, 2013 at 8:42am:

" This thread undermines the credibility and integrity of this board.[/font][/b]  What if newcomers see this stuff?  What if, lord forbid, someone in the Stones camp saw it?  This is some seriously repugnant content. " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhZ8zoLg0Hw

Look, Magoo.  I don't care if you have your own goddam personal thread with 10 million fucking views.  You have offended my belief system, and I will personally see to it that your posting agreement is voided! Bank on it, skeechie.  It's Nation Time!

Hey, have any of you heard Marc Anthony's version of Hotel California?

Pretty Cool!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7-YztMxu7o

Just in case you clicked on the other link that I had previously posted.  I have since deleted it, because that was obviously not Marc Anthony.  It was an imposter!

Marc Anthony was born in New York City and speaks fluent English!  He does not have a Spanish accent when he sings in English.  If anything he has a New York accent.

Anyways, he has a beautiful voice, and his version is just as good as the original Eagles version, if not better . . .

gorda wrote on Aug 31^st, 2013 at 3:14pm:

...... and his version is just as good as the original Eagles version, if not better . . .

Kind of like trying to qualify different strains of non-gonococcal urethritis' (NGUs) down at county health.  They all burn, but some drip more.

I love you gordita.  You are the only one who gets a pass on this developing issue with Eagleism.  The rest of these undeserving clowns will be purged in due course.

" strains of non-gonococcal urethritis' (NGUs) down at county health.  They all burn, but some drip more. "


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66z2VCjqFr0

"  The rest of these undeserving clowns will be purged in due course. "


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxHCWwg-_L0

Kilroy wrote on Aug 31^st, 2013 at 9:12am:

Zack wrote on Aug 29th, 2013 at 5:36am: rocksozz wrote on Aug 29th, 2013 at 2:25am: Don't laugh now, but are there any Eagles fans here? I'm a big fan of the beatdown they will get from the Skins on Monday night.  P.S. Didn't you see the NFL thread? Oh that's a good one.......Skins fan here!

We're in this together, Kilroy.

In The Long Run -Oh I wanna tell ya Blink.[highlight][/highlight]

Take It Easy
Peaceful Easy Livin
My Man
One Of These Days
Lyin' Eyes
Try To Love Again
On The Border
Is It True?
The Long Run

Not the best songs ever (I purposely omited their most well known song), but a decent tracklist for a 30-40ish minute soft rock country record), but if one Eagles album consisted of those innocent tracks , maybe nobody would hate the band. (Unfortunately the Eagles weren't strong on the melodic side, but I like to focus on the goodness.)

This aspect of the Eagles is OK by me . . .


http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1208/nfl-preseason-cheerleaders-nfc/images/philadelphia-eagles-cheerleaders-150080664_10.jpg

Zack wrote on Aug 31^st, 2013 at 7:47pm:

This aspect of the Eagles is OK by me . . . http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1208/nfl-preseason-cheerleaders-nfc/images/philadelphia-eagles-cheerleaders-150080664_10.jpg

philadelphia freedom baby

MrPleasant wrote on Aug 31^st, 2013 at 7:29pm:

Take It Easy Peaceful Easy Livin My Man One Of These Days Lyin' Eyes Try To Love Again On The Border Is It True? The Long Run Not the best songs ever (I purposely omited their most well known song), but a decent tracklist for a 30-40ish minute soft rock country record), but if one Eagles album consisted of those innocent tracks , maybe nobody would hate the band. (Unfortunately the Eagles weren't strong on the melodic side, but I like to focus on the goodness.)

Peaceful easy feeling.  My god.  And Gram Parsons could hardly sell a record.

You are correct, mi amigo.  A nice, and noticeably short, list of what should be forgotten biff songs.  But we have American music radio (a significantly bigger and proven scam than the alleged problems with American political media.)  The Eagles got a lot more play than that.  They were everywhere and everyone loved and still loves them.

If that miserable little list was it, and it should be, the Eagles would have been as harmless as Seal & Crofts, and maybe CSN.  But that stuff, and dozens of other useless, soulless material, made them the biggest American band of all time.  That is the truly disgusting aspect.  So, its not the Eagles and their awful, dated, bland songs with equally awful lyrics - its their legions of fans, none of whom should ever post here again.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d0f_1305266763

Hey, it's "One of These Nights" instead of "... those Days". Yeah. Whatever. Let's drink.

sirmoonie wrote on Aug 31^st, 2013 at 9:44pm:

MrPleasant wrote on Aug 31st, 2013 at 7:29pm: Take It Easy Peaceful Easy Livin My Man One Of These Days Lyin' Eyes Try To Love Again On The Border Is It True? The Long Run Not the best songs ever (I purposely omited their most well known song), but a decent tracklist for a 30-40ish minute soft rock country record), but if one Eagles album consisted of those innocent tracks , maybe nobody would hate the band. (Unfortunately the Eagles weren't strong on the melodic side, but I like to focus on the goodness.) Peaceful easy feeling.  My god.  And Gram Parsons could hardly sell a record. You are correct, mi amigo.  A nice, and noticeably short, list of what should be forgotten biff songs.  But we have American music radio (a significantly bigger and proven scam than the alleged problems with American political media.)  The Eagles got a lot more play than that.  They were everywhere and everyone loved and still loves them. If that miserable little list was it, and it should be, the Eagles would have been as harmless as Seal & Crofts, and maybe CSN.  But that stuff, and dozens of other useless, soulless material, made them the biggest American band of all time.  That is the truly disgusting aspect.  So, its not the Eagles and their awful, dated, bland songs with equally awful lyrics - its their legions of fans, none of whom should ever post here again.

I don't know what to add, my friend, except that drinking is good.

Because I'm drinking right now...

gorda wrote on Aug 31^st, 2013 at 2:59pm:

Hey, have any of you heard Marc Anthony's version of Hotel California? Pretty Cool! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7-YztMxu7o

Not going there...uh-uh...not even tempted

" You are correct, mi amigo.  A nice, and noticeably short, list of what should be forgotten biff songs.  But we have American music radio (a significantly bigger and proven scam than the alleged problems with American political media.)  The Eagles got a lot more play than that.  They were everywhere and everyone loved and still loves them. "



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm01-BGOjHk

" If that miserable little list was it, and it should be, the Eagles would have been as harmless as Seal & Crofts, and maybe CSN.  But that stuff, and dozens of other useless, soulless material, made them the biggest American band of all time.  That is the truly disgusting aspect.  So, its not the Eagles and their awful, dated, bland songs with equally awful lyrics - its their legions of fans, none of whom should ever post here again. "


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLjvWRc65Uc

"  .... but if one Eagles album consisted of those innocent tracks , maybe nobody would hate the band. (Unfortunately the Eagles weren't strong on the melodic side, but I like to focus on the goodness  "


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anm970J_2oM

" We're in this together, Kilroy. "


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQZIKpL5bsc

Joey wrote on Sep 1^st, 2013 at 9:22am:

" We're in this together, Kilroy. " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQZIKpL5bsc

How 'bout them Chiefs, Joseph? 

(We fans of teams with names insensitive to Native Americans have got to stick together too.)

From Eagles entry in Wikipedia: "They are one of the world’s best-selling bands of all time, having sold over 150 million records—100 million in the U.S. alone—including 42 million copies of Their Greatest Hits (1971–1975) and 32 million copies of Hotel California. They are the fifth-highest-selling music act and highest-selling American band in US history. No American band sold more records than the Eagles during the 1970s."

They were massive! 

I didn't know this - the released a studio album, Long Road Out of Eden, in 2007.  Two grammys!  Grammo!  Rhymes with whammo. 

" From Eagles entry in Wikipedia: "They are one of the world’s best-selling bands of all time, having sold over 150 million records—100 million in the U.S. alone—including 42 million copies of Their Greatest Hits (1971–1975) and 32 million copies of Hotel California. They are the fifth-highest-selling music act and highest-selling American band in US history. No American band sold more records than the Eagles during the 1970s."

They were massive! 

I didn't know this - the released a studio album, Long Road Out of Eden, in 2007.  Two grammys!  Grammo!  Rhymes with whammo.  "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joGEsS4jTQ0

Isn't this a kind of boring thread, the 70's are over,

"  .................Isn't this a kind of boring thread, the 70's are over ... "

Me Arse !!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o30NnXXx5s

This thread is as useful as tits on a fish.  It makes me madder than a wet hen.  It's uglier than a poodle chewing gum.  If frogs had wheels, they wouldn't bump their butts.  You got to be drunk as a boiled owl to be liking them Eagles.  You could gag a maggot with this thread.  About as welcome as a skunk at a cotillion.  Goddamit.  WTF?

Joey?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTEFKFiXSx4

" This thread is as useful as tits on a fish.  It makes me madder than a wet hen.  It's uglier than a poodle chewing gum.  If frogs had wheels, they wouldn't bump their butts.  You got to be drunk as a boiled owl to be liking them Eagles.  You could gag a maggot with this thread.  About as welcome as a skunk at a cotillion.  Goddamit.  "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lquWVaufmr8


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCQ-pRnjd2Q

Just finished a 12 song Eagles marathon. I believe it made me a better person and stronger in my resolve...

Hope they put out a new DVD soon...WITH Don Felder on it...

Joey wrote on Sep 1^st, 2013 at 6:27pm:

"  .................Isn't this a kind of boring thread, the 70's are over ... " Me Arse !!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o30NnXXx5s

Check out Joe Walsh's Keith Richards shirt..

' joey  ...... what is a " toe tapper " to our beloved stonesian brother sir moonie ?   '


************* SIGH !!!!! ****************


The Following Some Guy  ........ THE FOLLOWING !!!! :


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNToayRFCuM

I thought this thread was about the Philadelphia Eagles! Both Eagles have had their great moments but lack excitement.

munichhilton wrote on Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 12:02pm:

Just finished a 12 song Eagles marathon. I believe it made me a better person and stronger in my resolve... Hope they put out a new DVD soon...WITH Don Felder on it...

Don't post on this board anymore.  I'm serious.  Get lost.  Go find an Eagles board dominated by peckernecking spastic schlubs.  Roll around in lube.

You're letting the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy...

" You're letting the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.... "


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwDG6UdCTf8

I had an Eagles moment during The Long Run album, that was long ago and short lived.

Joey wrote on Sep 3^rd, 2013 at 9:06am:

" You're letting the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.... " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwDG6UdCTf8

not too bad... if this was an Eagles tribute band.

munichhilton wrote on Sep 3^rd, 2013 at 8:54am:

You're letting the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy...

Congratulations. Moonie likes you.......And he doesn't usually like anybody. Well,except Joey of course. :warhorse

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 3^rd, 2013 at 5:14pm:

munichhilton wrote on Sep 3rd, 2013 at 8:54am: You're letting the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy... Congratulations. Moonie likes you.......And he doesn't usually like anybody. Well,except Joey of course. :warhorse

It truly is an honor...I've learned all sorts of new language...

You fit the posting profile of an Eagles troll - overweight, bed wetter, knock kneed, poor grammar, Southern, dingy looking socks.  Always first in line for the all-you-can-eat fried shrimp and biffered scampi buff-job.  I'm not the only one who noticed, chow boy.  Plow boy.  Plow fish.  Blow fish.  Fishalism.  Eagles.

munichhilton wrote on Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 12:02pm:

Just finished a 12 song Eagles marathon. I believe it made me a better person and stronger in my resolve... Hope they put out a new DVD soon...WITH Don Felder on it...

they'll let him back after his book?

mojoman wrote on Sep 4^th, 2013 at 10:07pm:

munichhilton wrote on Sep 2nd, 2013 at 12:02pm: Just finished a 12 song Eagles marathon. I believe it made me a better person and stronger in my resolve... Hope they put out a new DVD soon...WITH Don Felder on it... they'll let him back after his book?

Not a chance in hell.

Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Philadelphia Eagles

Some people are fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. This 2013 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the 2013 NFL previews so far right here.

Your team: Philadelphia Eagles

Your 2012 record: 4-12. DING DONG THE ANDY REID IS DEAD! One loss for each day of the 12 days of Christmas! It's a little Eagles fan miracle. Never has a fanbase been so relieved to go 4-12. The average Philadelphia fan will happily endure months of misery and suffering if it means someone they despise will eventually lose their job. I imagine city organizers are diligently planning the parade route for three years from now when Chip Kelly is run out of town.

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Your coach: Taco tyrant Chip Kelly. Can't this team find a THIN coach? Keep in mind that Chip Kelly turned this job down only to change his mind after realizing that Oregon was about to get pencil-fucked by the NCAA. If Kelly had his druthers, he'd be back in Eugene at this very moment, drinking platinum smoothies and playing racquetball with the Nike-engineered playbots littering the new Oregon football center.

Kelly is bringing the Blur Offense with him, and I imagine he'll be in for a rude awakening when he realizes that his offense is terrible and he won't have three straight FCS opponents to help his players warm up for the season. It's gonna be a real treat to watch the Eagles go three-and-out in 20 seconds, give up a 12-minute touchdown drive, and then go three and out in 20 seconds AGAIN. They're poised to lose the Time of Possession battle by a ratio of 1:5. I'm sure fans in Philly will be patient and reserved and give Kelly all the time he needs to work out the bugs in his FIRE HIM FIRE HIM NOW KILLLLL HIM!

By the way, the last time a highly sought-after college coach with a trademark offense came to the NFL, it was FUN AND GUN TIME in Washington. That's a comforting thought!

Your quarterback: Walking fumble drill Michael Vick. The Eagles are fully aware that Vick is in the twilight of his career, which is why I predict that they'll say FUCK IT and have him run the ball 200 times, because there's no future they need protecting. You may as well just destroy Vick and have fun with it, you know? He's like an old car you enter in a demolition derby at this point. He's gonna run for 1,000 yards and fumble 60 times and it will be GLORIOUS to watch, like the 2010 season on peyote buttons. Vick's primary receiving targets include DeSean Jackson (who unofficially retired two years ago) and Football Michael Richards. I'd like to see the Eagles try to make it through an entire season without throwing a single forward pass.

Your fantasy player everyone will hate: LeSean McCoy. Always be cautious when people predict a return to fantasy dominance for a player strictly based on a coaching change. I swear to God, any time a team hired Mike Martz as an offensive coordinator, fantasy message boards would light up with HE'S GONNA OPEN UP THAT OFFENSE NOW, YOU GUYS. Bryce Brown and Vick will steal carries from McCoy and you will put your hand through a wall when it happens.

Also, owning DeSean Jackson is like volunteering to have your nipples removed.

Why your team sucks: It's never a wise idea to entrust a new, hopelessly complex offensive scheme that requires lightning-fast decision making and surgically precise execution to someone with the brainpower of Michael Vick. Michael Vick needs a playbook just to reheat soup. The fact that this team has suffered so many preseason injuries at wideout that they had to keep Riley Cooper around after he publicly dropped an n-bomb isn't a good sign. You shouldn't NEED Riley Cooper. You should be able to replace him with a street free agent, or a popsicle stick with a picture of Bull Connor on it, or anything, frankly.

Once Vick gets hurt, the Eagles will be left with Nick Foles, presumably unwanted by Kelly. I imagine Foles looks at Kevin Kolb's career path and thinks to himself, "Yup, that pretty much looks like how this is gonna play out for me." Oh, and Matt Barkley is here! The Jimmy Clausen of USC quarterbacks. Wait until you see him get sent out for slaughter in Week 12. It's gonna be a blast. The Eagles were so eager to start fresh that they brought in Kelly to install an offense for which they have virtually no good personnel, and GM Howie Roseman brought in 5,000 defensive free agents (Kenny Phillips, Cary Williams, Connor Barwin, Patrick Chung, Isaac Sopoaga, Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jackie Gleason) in a desperate re-enactment of the Eagles summer of 2011. Remember that? When they signed Nnamdi and Jason Babin and then Andy Reid put his offensive line coach in charge of them? God, that was remarkable.

Getting rid of Reid took ages, so you would think that Eagles fans would be excited for Kelly and give him at least a year to get his house in order. But Eagles fans are the most ungrateful people alive. Your typical Eagles fan is a bloated, sweating neckbeard who spends the entire game frowning with his arms crossed, regardless of the score. If the Eagles were up by 30, their fans would still look at them as if to say, "Is that it?" They constantly act as if the world has to show them something. You know what, Sal from Port Richmond? You are not royalty. The world owes you NOTHING. In fact, it owes you less than nothing. This world was not constructed as some elaborate machine designed to please you. Don't sit there and act fucking surprised when life doesn't work out the way you think it ought to. The Eagles suck and your subcontracting job paving roads will be cut a year from now. Tough fucking luck.

Why your team doesn't suck: I would sit in a tent in the Arctic with an Eagles fan for seven straight weeks before hanging out with a Cowboys or Redskins fan. They're unbearable.

The 12 worst Eagles ever:

1) Freddie Mitchell. In a just world, he drops that 4th and 26 pass. He doesn't deserve to have that to brag about. Freddie Mitchell was a bag of shit.

2) Mike Mamula. BUT WHERE WAS MAMULA?!

3) Tim Harris. Harris spent most of his career with the Niners and Packers, but he was at his least productive with the Eagles. I'm glad I finally get a worst list to put him on, because Tim Harris was an asshole.

4) Terrell Owens. If it walks like a duck...

5-t) Stacy and Shawn Andrews. Brothers! The Eagles will take any and all Andrews and Detmer brothers.

7) Nnamdi Asomugha

8) Juan Castillo

9) Bobby Hoying

10) Jerry Williams

11) Danny Watkins

12) Todd Pinkston. My children have PlayMobil figurines with thicker legs.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-philadelphia-eagles-1250826152

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 4^th, 2013 at 10:24pm:

mojoman wrote on Sep 4th, 2013 at 10:07pm: munichhilton wrote on Sep 2nd, 2013 at 12:02pm: Just finished a 12 song Eagles marathon. I believe it made me a better person and stronger in my resolve... Hope they put out a new DVD soon...WITH Don Felder on it... they'll let him back after his book? Not a chance in hell.

ahhhhh....his book was lame. He should stick to guitar. Glenn and Don can make that happen can't they?

The Eagles are the dead opposite of the Rolling Stones.  Every highlight of the Stones and their music - integrity, soul, talent, circumstance, truth, desire, passion, work - found its bizzaro world counterpart in the wretched fucking Eagles, their awful music, and superficial fans.

To come in here, to this established, acclaimed Rolling Stones board, and post in positive terms about the Eagles is an abomination, and no real Stones fan would ever do it.  It's like going to a Christian board and posting about how great Mormonism is.  Or going to a Churchill board and posting about George Bush.   It's a delusion or just idiocy for the psoter, and for the feckless bystanders who watch it without comment, its a sign of the times - a culture majority gooned on Prozac/Paxil/Zoloft/etc. and media driven desire to scramble over each other trying to show how open-minded one is.  In this culture, we have completely confused prohibiting free speech, which is morally wrong in some sense, with real criticism and denigration  of stupid free speech, which is absolutely necessary for advancement of one's culture, race, and/or species.

In that light, this thread is a horrific disappointment.  There is no fire in the belly here, for the postulated reasons set forth above.  Just piss poor, man.  Shame and pathos.  Abdication.  Relinquishment.  See Isaiah 3:1-3.

" .....   Or going to a Churchill board and posting about George Bush.   "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5joi-aMEXk

" The Eagles are the dead opposite of the Rolling Stones.  Every highlight of the Stones and their music - integrity, soul, talent, circumstance, truth, desire, passion, work - found its bizzaro world counterpart in the wretched fucking Eagles, their awful music, and superficial fans. "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGW2Mbl4BQ8

" To come in here, to this established, acclaimed Rolling Stones board, and post in positive terms about the Eagles is an abomination, and no real Stones fan would ever do it.  It's like going to a Christian board and posting about how great Mormonism is.  "


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCdjvTTnzDU

"  ...... this thread is a horrific disappointment.  There is no fire in the belly here, for the postulated reasons set forth above.  Just piss poor, man.  Shame and pathos.  Abdication.  Relinquishment.  See Isaiah 3:1-3 "


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdDA8jzusbQ

Jesus would have loved the "On The Border" LP.

Walking down this thread is like stepping into a steaming piece of dog shit. Moonie should be applauded for trying to scrape it all off.

Journey Of The Sorcerer is a joy filled musical excursion not to be underestimated or dismissed out of hand...

"  joey  .......... what is our dear brother sir moonie listening to right now ?  "

**************** " SIGH !!!!! " *****************


The following Some Guy  ......... THE FOLLOWING !!!!! :


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF8-tk9qGrc

Zack wrote on Sep 5^th, 2013 at 4:30am:

Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Philadelphia Eagles Some people are fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. This 2013 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the 2013 NFL previews so far right here. Your team: Philadelphia Eagles Your 2012 record: 4-12. DING DONG THE ANDY REID IS DEAD! One loss for each day of the 12 days of Christmas! It's a little Eagles fan miracle. Never has a fanbase been so relieved to go 4-12. The average Philadelphia fan will happily endure months of misery and suffering if it means someone they despise will eventually lose their job. I imagine city organizers are diligently planning the parade route for three years from now when Chip Kelly is run out of town. RELATED The Eagles Had "Taco Tuesdays" and "Fast Food Fridays" Under Andy Reid A lot of things are going to change under the new sheriff in town in Philadelphia, and on the day of the Chip Kelly's first practice, Eagles… Read… Your coach: Taco tyrant Chip Kelly. Can't this team find a THIN coach? Keep in mind that Chip Kelly turned this job down only to change his mind after realizing that Oregon was about to get pencil-fucked by the NCAA. If Kelly had his druthers, he'd be back in Eugene at this very moment, drinking platinum smoothies and playing racquetball with the Nike-engineered playbots littering the new Oregon football center. Kelly is bringing the Blur Offense with him, and I imagine he'll be in for a rude awakening when he realizes that his offense is terrible and he won't have three straight FCS opponents to help his players warm up for the season. It's gonna be a real treat to watch the Eagles go three-and-out in 20 seconds, give up a 12-minute touchdown drive, and then go three and out in 20 seconds AGAIN. They're poised to lose the Time of Possession battle by a ratio of 1:5. I'm sure fans in Philly will be patient and reserved and give Kelly all the time he needs to work out the bugs in his FIRE HIM FIRE HIM NOW KILLLLL HIM! By the way, the last time a highly sought-after college coach with a trademark offense came to the NFL, it was FUN AND GUN TIME in Washington. That's a comforting thought! Your quarterback: Walking fumble drill Michael Vick. The Eagles are fully aware that Vick is in the twilight of his career, which is why I predict that they'll say FUCK IT and have him run the ball 200 times, because there's no future they need protecting. You may as well just destroy Vick and have fun with it, you know? He's like an old car you enter in a demolition derby at this point. He's gonna run for 1,000 yards and fumble 60 times and it will be GLORIOUS to watch, like the 2010 season on peyote buttons. Vick's primary receiving targets include DeSean Jackson (who unofficially retired two years ago) and Football Michael Richards. I'd like to see the Eagles try to make it through an entire season without throwing a single forward pass. Your fantasy player everyone will hate: LeSean McCoy. Always be cautious when people predict a return to fantasy dominance for a player strictly based on a coaching change. I swear to God, any time a team hired Mike Martz as an offensive coordinator, fantasy message boards would light up with HE'S GONNA OPEN UP THAT OFFENSE NOW, YOU GUYS. Bryce Brown and Vick will steal carries from McCoy and you will put your hand through a wall when it happens. Also, owning DeSean Jackson is like volunteering to have your nipples removed. Why your team sucks: It's never a wise idea to entrust a new, hopelessly complex offensive scheme that requires lightning-fast decision making and surgically precise execution to someone with the brainpower of Michael Vick. Michael Vick needs a playbook just to reheat soup. The fact that this team has suffered so many preseason injuries at wideout that they had to keep Riley Cooper around after he publicly dropped an n-bomb isn't a good sign. You shouldn't NEED Riley Cooper. You should be able to replace him with a street free agent, or a popsicle stick with a picture of Bull Connor on it, or anything, frankly. Once Vick gets hurt, the Eagles will be left with Nick Foles, presumably unwanted by Kelly. I imagine Foles looks at Kevin Kolb's career path and thinks to himself, "Yup, that pretty much looks like how this is gonna play out for me." Oh, and Matt Barkley is here! The Jimmy Clausen of USC quarterbacks. Wait until you see him get sent out for slaughter in Week 12. It's gonna be a blast. The Eagles were so eager to start fresh that they brought in Kelly to install an offense for which they have virtually no good personnel, and GM Howie Roseman brought in 5,000 defensive free agents (Kenny Phillips, Cary Williams, Connor Barwin, Patrick Chung, Isaac Sopoaga, Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jackie Gleason) in a desperate re-enactment of the Eagles summer of 2011. Remember that? When they signed Nnamdi and Jason Babin and then Andy Reid put his offensive line coach in charge of them? God, that was remarkable. Getting rid of Reid took ages, so you would think that Eagles fans would be excited for Kelly and give him at least a year to get his house in order. But Eagles fans are the most ungrateful people alive. Your typical Eagles fan is a bloated, sweating neckbeard who spends the entire game frowning with his arms crossed, regardless of the score. If the Eagles were up by 30, their fans would still look at them as if to say, "Is that it?" They constantly act as if the world has to show them something. You know what, Sal from Port Richmond? You are not royalty. The world owes you NOTHING. In fact, it owes you less than nothing. This world was not constructed as some elaborate machine designed to please you. Don't sit there and act fucking surprised when life doesn't work out the way you think it ought to. The Eagles suck and your subcontracting job paving roads will be cut a year from now. Tough fucking luck. Why your team doesn't suck: I would sit in a tent in the Arctic with an Eagles fan for seven straight weeks before hanging out with a Cowboys or Redskins fan. They're unbearable. The 12 worst Eagles ever: 1) Freddie Mitchell. In a just world, he drops that 4th and 26 pass. He doesn't deserve to have that to brag about. Freddie Mitchell was a bag of shit. 2) Mike Mamula. BUT WHERE WAS MAMULA?! 3) Tim Harris. Harris spent most of his career with the Niners and Packers, but he was at his least productive with the Eagles. I'm glad I finally get a worst list to put him on, because Tim Harris was an asshole. 4) Terrell Owens. If it walks like a duck... 5-t) Stacy and Shawn Andrews. Brothers! The Eagles will take any and all Andrews and Detmer brothers. 7) Nnamdi Asomugha 8) Juan Castillo 9) Bobby Hoying 10) Jerry Williams 11) Danny Watkins 12) Todd Pinkston. My children have PlayMobil figurines with thicker legs. http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-philadelphia-eagles-1250826152

zack?

http://www.hogshaven.com/2013/9/13/4724374/looking-past-philadelphia-this-washington-redskins-loss-had-to-happen

The Eagles are the worst band ever and should not be heard from again.

Some cranky woman at Philly #2 was talking about how she'd rather be at an Eagles concert instead of a Stones show.

BOOO!

mojoman wrote on Sep 13^th, 2013 at 4:11pm:

Zack wrote on Sep 5th, 2013 at 4:30am: Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Philadelphia Eagles Some people are fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. This 2013 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the 2013 NFL previews so far right here. Your team: Philadelphia Eagles Your 2012 record: 4-12. DING DONG THE ANDY REID IS DEAD! One loss for each day of the 12 days of Christmas! It's a little Eagles fan miracle. Never has a fanbase been so relieved to go 4-12. The average Philadelphia fan will happily endure months of misery and suffering if it means someone they despise will eventually lose their job. I imagine city organizers are diligently planning the parade route for three years from now when Chip Kelly is run out of town. RELATED The Eagles Had "Taco Tuesdays" and "Fast Food Fridays" Under Andy Reid A lot of things are going to change under the new sheriff in town in Philadelphia, and on the day of the Chip Kelly's first practice, Eagles… Read… Your coach: Taco tyrant Chip Kelly. Can't this team find a THIN coach? Keep in mind that Chip Kelly turned this job down only to change his mind after realizing that Oregon was about to get pencil-fucked by the NCAA. If Kelly had his druthers, he'd be back in Eugene at this very moment, drinking platinum smoothies and playing racquetball with the Nike-engineered playbots littering the new Oregon football center. Kelly is bringing the Blur Offense with him, and I imagine he'll be in for a rude awakening when he realizes that his offense is terrible and he won't have three straight FCS opponents to help his players warm up for the season. It's gonna be a real treat to watch the Eagles go three-and-out in 20 seconds, give up a 12-minute touchdown drive, and then go three and out in 20 seconds AGAIN. They're poised to lose the Time of Possession battle by a ratio of 1:5. I'm sure fans in Philly will be patient and reserved and give Kelly all the time he needs to work out the bugs in his FIRE HIM FIRE HIM NOW KILLLLL HIM! By the way, the last time a highly sought-after college coach with a trademark offense came to the NFL, it was FUN AND GUN TIME in Washington. That's a comforting thought! Your quarterback: Walking fumble drill Michael Vick. The Eagles are fully aware that Vick is in the twilight of his career, which is why I predict that they'll say FUCK IT and have him run the ball 200 times, because there's no future they need protecting. You may as well just destroy Vick and have fun with it, you know? He's like an old car you enter in a demolition derby at this point. He's gonna run for 1,000 yards and fumble 60 times and it will be GLORIOUS to watch, like the 2010 season on peyote buttons. Vick's primary receiving targets include DeSean Jackson (who unofficially retired two years ago) and Football Michael Richards. I'd like to see the Eagles try to make it through an entire season without throwing a single forward pass. Your fantasy player everyone will hate: LeSean McCoy. Always be cautious when people predict a return to fantasy dominance for a player strictly based on a coaching change. I swear to God, any time a team hired Mike Martz as an offensive coordinator, fantasy message boards would light up with HE'S GONNA OPEN UP THAT OFFENSE NOW, YOU GUYS. Bryce Brown and Vick will steal carries from McCoy and you will put your hand through a wall when it happens. Also, owning DeSean Jackson is like volunteering to have your nipples removed. Why your team sucks: It's never a wise idea to entrust a new, hopelessly complex offensive scheme that requires lightning-fast decision making and surgically precise execution to someone with the brainpower of Michael Vick. Michael Vick needs a playbook just to reheat soup. The fact that this team has suffered so many preseason injuries at wideout that they had to keep Riley Cooper around after he publicly dropped an n-bomb isn't a good sign. You shouldn't NEED Riley Cooper. You should be able to replace him with a street free agent, or a popsicle stick with a picture of Bull Connor on it, or anything, frankly. Once Vick gets hurt, the Eagles will be left with Nick Foles, presumably unwanted by Kelly. I imagine Foles looks at Kevin Kolb's career path and thinks to himself, "Yup, that pretty much looks like how this is gonna play out for me." Oh, and Matt Barkley is here! The Jimmy Clausen of USC quarterbacks. Wait until you see him get sent out for slaughter in Week 12. It's gonna be a blast. The Eagles were so eager to start fresh that they brought in Kelly to install an offense for which they have virtually no good personnel, and GM Howie Roseman brought in 5,000 defensive free agents (Kenny Phillips, Cary Williams, Connor Barwin, Patrick Chung, Isaac Sopoaga, Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jackie Gleason) in a desperate re-enactment of the Eagles summer of 2011. Remember that? When they signed Nnamdi and Jason Babin and then Andy Reid put his offensive line coach in charge of them? God, that was remarkable. Getting rid of Reid took ages, so you would think that Eagles fans would be excited for Kelly and give him at least a year to get his house in order. But Eagles fans are the most ungrateful people alive. Your typical Eagles fan is a bloated, sweating neckbeard who spends the entire game frowning with his arms crossed, regardless of the score. If the Eagles were up by 30, their fans would still look at them as if to say, "Is that it?" They constantly act as if the world has to show them something. You know what, Sal from Port Richmond? You are not royalty. The world owes you NOTHING. In fact, it owes you less than nothing. This world was not constructed as some elaborate machine designed to please you. Don't sit there and act fucking surprised when life doesn't work out the way you think it ought to. The Eagles suck and your subcontracting job paving roads will be cut a year from now. Tough fucking luck. Why your team doesn't suck: I would sit in a tent in the Arctic with an Eagles fan for seven straight weeks before hanging out with a Cowboys or Redskins fan. They're unbearable. The 12 worst Eagles ever: 1) Freddie Mitchell. In a just world, he drops that 4th and 26 pass. He doesn't deserve to have that to brag about. Freddie Mitchell was a bag of shit. 2) Mike Mamula. BUT WHERE WAS MAMULA?! 3) Tim Harris. Harris spent most of his career with the Niners and Packers, but he was at his least productive with the Eagles. I'm glad I finally get a worst list to put him on, because Tim Harris was an asshole. 4) Terrell Owens. If it walks like a duck... 5-t) Stacy and Shawn Andrews. Brothers! The Eagles will take any and all Andrews and Detmer brothers. 7) Nnamdi Asomugha 8) Juan Castillo 9) Bobby Hoying 10) Jerry Williams 11) Danny Watkins 12) Todd Pinkston. My children have PlayMobil figurines with thicker legs. http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-philadelphia-eagles-1250826152 zack? http://www.hogshaven.com/2013/9/13/4724374/looking-past-philadelphia-this-washington-redskins-loss-had-to-happen

I'm doin' it. Dee-lish.

http://erikanapoletano.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/iStock_000014734522XSmall-300x199.jpg

Steel Wheels wrote on Sep 13^th, 2013 at 4:52pm:

The Eagles are the worst band ever and should not be heard from again. Some cranky woman at Philly #2 was talking about how she'd rather be at an Eagles concert instead of a Stones show. BOOO!

Damn!

I can't ever go that far...she Took It To The Limit

BOOO to your Eagles reference!

I wouldn't go see them if the tickets were free and smack dab in the middle of the front row.

Steel Wheels wrote on Sep 13^th, 2013 at 6:47pm:

BOOO to your Eagles reference! I wouldn't go see them if the tickets were free and smack dab in the middle of the front row.

Tough one. I think I would if Don Felder were still around but he's Already Gone...

" ....... I would if Don Felder were still around but he's Already Gone..... "


http://www.grioo.com/images/rubriques/7/1005.jpg

Sorry....these things just come to me easily...I Can't Tell You Why...

" ....these things just come to me easily...I Can't Tell You Why...   "




http://www.grioo.com/images/rubriques/7/1005.jpg

http://www.grioo.com/images/rubriques/7/1005.jpg

Please let's let this thread die.

Zack wrote on Sep 15^th, 2013 at 12:03pm:

Please let's let this thread die.

A peaceful easy feeling?

" ............... A peaceful easy feeling ?   "



http://m.cdn.blog.hu/me/mediageci/image/201002/Alan_Rimell_-_Christopher_Walken_-_The_Deer_Hunter.jpg

"Boys? It's time to resurrect the 'If the Eagles were' thread"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/board/thread/95136600

I'm in...

If the Eagles were cheese they'd be colby
If the Eagles were seafood they'd be pollack
If the Eagles were beer they'd be Keystone light

Hey I'm hungry and thirsty now...

Joey wrote on Sep 16^th, 2013 at 9:04am:

" If the Eagles were cheese they'd be colby If the Eagles were seafood they'd be pollack If the Eagles were beer they'd be Keystone light Hey I'm hungry and thirsty now .... " !!!!!

What? I like Keystone Light...and pollack makes the best krab ever...

" What? I like Keystone Light... "

http://www.nerve.com/files/uploads/entertainment/2011/7-the-deer-hunter.jpg !!!!!

Zack wrote on Sep 15^th, 2013 at 12:03pm:

Please let's let this thread die.

Obama has saved our economy from the brink of collapse and handled the Syrian situation wisely.
Mission truely accomplished.

Joey wrote on Sep 16^th, 2013 at 1:33pm:

" Obama has saved our economy from the brink of collapse and handled the Syrian situation wisely. Mission truely accomplished. " < ----- Concur Some Guy !!!!! I have not seen such political smarts since Richard Nixon ( 1946 - Taping System Installation )

We're cleaning up this filthy Republican mess- those bastards are Un-American, vote them all out, Joey!!

Best Obama bar none! Hillary 2016- Bill for First Gentleman!

Some Guy wrote on Sep 16^th, 2013 at 3:16pm:

Joey wrote on Sep 16th, 2013 at 1:33pm: " Obama has saved our economy from the brink of collapse and handled the Syrian situation wisely. Mission truely accomplished. " < ----- Concur Some Guy !!!!! I have not seen such political smarts since Richard Nixon ( 1946 - Taping System Installation ) We're cleaning up this filthy Republican mess- those bastards are Un-American, vote them all out, Joey!! Best Obama bar none! Hillary 2016- Bill for First Gentleman!

STOP! STOP! You're making me piss on myself!


http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/506b4e076bb3f7752900001a-480/honey-boo-boo.jpg

It's coming hard and fast...

Some Guy wrote on Sep 16^th, 2013 at 4:54pm:

It's coming hard and fast...

Surely make you lose your mind

I think this thread made sirmoonie run away from the board in disgust.

http://i.imgur.com/fdwUK8u.jpg

mojoman wrote on Sep 16^th, 2013 at 8:42pm:

Some Guy wrote on Sep 16th, 2013 at 4:54pm: It's coming hard and fast... Surely make you lose your mind

No huddle. :blankfriggingstare1

Nope, not a fan. I've always preferred the Packers or the Saints

" joey  ..... what is sir moonie's favorite song ?   "


************** " SIGH !!!!! "  ***************


The following Some Guy  .............. The FOLLOWING !!!!!  :



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9FWkIh1-rg

Must be a relative of Moonie's.....

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/drunk_woman_attacks_roommate_with_knife_for_listening_to_the_eagles

Gazza wrote on Sep 17^th, 2013 at 2:00pm:

Must be a relative of Moonie's..... http://dangerousminds.net/comments/drunk_woman_attacks_roommate_with_knife_for_listening_to_the_eagles

Thank you for posting this.  That brave woman is a hero.  I wish she would start posting here when she gets out of jail.  That's a good time to post, all angry.

I too would like to assault Eagles fans.  Just get them lard-ass fucking geeks in a headlock and make them eat their fucking socks!

Chop suey
Fish suey
Fish gruel
Beef shrimp smack
Smack suey
Dumpling dick
Breaded piss skillet
Wok ass
Fat wok
Beef wok eagles bitches

When do I get banning privileges?  I will clean this Eagles infested, urine stenched, venereal diseased, repulgitated, gecko dicked board up.  I will ban all useless and inferior human beings, without notice or opportunity to be heard.

" When do I get banning privileges?  I will clean this Eagles infested, urine stenched, venereal diseased, repulgitated, gecko dicked board up.  I will ban all useless and inferior human beings, without notice or opportunity to be heard. "


http://www.whiteswillwinparty.org/wp-content/uploads/don.henley.suit_.jpg

****** { " Young Joey literally BURSTS out laughing here at the Office "  }  *******

" Must be a relative of Moonie's.....  "


http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2013/01/Don-Henley.jpg !!!!!

trouble ahead andy reid in red

" joey  ....... i just saw brother sir moonie walk by me whistling   --- what was the tune ?   "


*********** " SIGH !!!!! "  ***************


The Following Some Guy !!!!

The FOLLOWING !!!!! :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGW2Mbl4BQ8

Joey ?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-vwPuiILBc

This thread is paving the way for acceptance of a Bon Jovi thread.

Probably a lot more closeted Eagles fans here than we suspected.  They have here amongst us all this time, hiding, communicating in creepy secret backchannel ways , waiting for their moment, like this one.  It's enough to shatter your faith and make you sick.

" hiding, communicating in creepy secret backchannel ways , waiting for their moment, like this one.  It's enough to shatter your faith and make you sick.  "


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I can't believe they didn't want me on the Eagle stabber's jury...all I said was let's pardon her...we've all had One Of These Nights and I want to show the Best Of My Love...

" ...all I said was let's pardon her...we've all had One Of These Nights and I want to show the Best Of My Love ... "

http://www.thebestfilms.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/The-Deer-Hunter-638x250.jpg !!!!!

Joe, how's the LSD in Nebraska these says?  You should get some.  Just dose it and fry all weekend.  I like to fry on acid.

mojoman wrote on Sep 19^th, 2013 at 9:43am:

trouble ahead andy reid in red

Rim.

"   Just dose it and fry all weekend.  I like to fry on acid . "

http://www.jonathanrosenbaum.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/the-deer-hunter-russian-roulette.jpg !!!!

Joey wrote on Sep 19^th, 2013 at 2:53pm:

"   Just dose it and fry all weekend.  I like to fry on acid . " http://www.jonathanrosenbaum.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/the-deer-hunter-russian-roulette.jpg !!!!

Thanks, Johnson.

smack wop
smacky smacky
biff suey
chisel smack
egg drop suey
egg smack
beef eagle smack
full beef suey
sock smacky biff skank
egg whacked

Magoo?

W're making progress with this new Pope, Johnson.  The Catholic Church remembered to do a background check this time, and this guy came up clean.  This guy is great.  Next week he'll find something divine in binge drinking.  He's that good.

Talk to you later, Johnson.  Magoo?

True story: Was sitting at the bar at an Irish pub tonight... guy sits down beside me, clearly a musician, bartender knows him well, asks how things are going... the guy says "Just got back from playing a tour with Don Felder"...

I shit you not, the first thought that popped into my head when I heard that was "SirMoonie is going to rush in, kill this guy, and then probably everyone else in this pub"...

SirMoonie, where the hell were ya?

Shattered Stone wrote on Sep 19^th, 2013 at 11:45pm:

True story: Was sitting at the bar at an Irish pub tonight... guy sits down beside me, clearly a musician, bartender knows him well, asks how things are going... the guy says "Just got back from playing a tour with Don Felder"... I shit you not, the first thought that popped into my head when I heard that was "SirMoonie is going to rush in, kill this guy, and then probably everyone else in this pub"... SirMoonie, where the hell were ya?

Shattered, you are one of us now.
This happens after spending time at our Asylum.
You begin to think of RO references wherever you are;  all aspects of your life are subject to it.
RO is like the Hotel California; you can log out anytime you like, but
you can never leave!!  :perverted  :scary

LadyJane wrote on Sep 20^th, 2013 at 5:38am:

Shattered Stone wrote on Sep 19th, 2013 at 11:45pm: True story: Was sitting at the bar at an Irish pub tonight... guy sits down beside me, clearly a musician, bartender knows him well, asks how things are going... the guy says "Just got back from playing a tour with Don Felder"... I shit you not, the first thought that popped into my head when I heard that was "SirMoonie is going to rush in, kill this guy, and then probably everyone else in this pub"... SirMoonie, where the hell were ya? Shattered, you are one of us now. This happens after spending time at our Asylum. You begin to think of RO references wherever you are;  all aspects of your life are subject to it. RO is like the Hotel California; you can log out anytime you like, but you can never leave!!  :perverted  :scary

LJ, from the 50 yahd line, throws a wicked pissah bomb into the endzone for anotha Bills TD with this Eagles reference..Keep 'em comin, baby!

" W're making progress with this new Pope, Johnson.  "


<  ------ The Joey spent eight years with the Jesuits .


That is RIGHT Lil' Fella ( Lil' Fijikins )


That is RIGHT !!!!!!


W- What  .. ?!    ..... Oh , SURE !!!!! :


Moonie  ..............................  ?!  :


http://ktismatics.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/deer-table.png !!!!!

Joey wrote on Sep 20^th, 2013 at 8:17am:

" W're making progress with this new Pope, Johnson.  " <  ------ The Joey spent eight years with the Jesuits . That is RIGHT Lil' Fella ( Lil' Fijikins ) That is RIGHT !!!!!! W- What  .. ?!    ..... Oh , SURE !!!!! : Moonie  ..............................  ?!  : http://ktismatics.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/deer-table.png !!!!!

Joey-I spent 7 years with the nuns & have had many "MAO" moments ever since....those penguins are in my head daily..

" I spent 7 years with the nuns & have had many "MAO" moments ever since....those penguins are in my head daily  .... "


Nellcote  ........ as you well know , The Jesuits are VERY Liberal and absolutely LOVE The Rolling Stones , The Beatles  & The Who  .

I have a feeling we may see The Pope at Coachella next spring  . Developing ..........................

What ?!    ... Oh , sure !!!! :

********  {   "  MAO !!!!  "    ........   "  MAO !!!!!  "    }  *********

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Daily/2010/10-Oct/15/Black%20Ops%20secrets/final_roulette04--article_image.jpg



" Diem was not so bad , Ronnie !!!! "

LBJOEY ™

All we need now is a Bon Jovi thread.

" All we need now is a Bon Jovi thread. "


http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae293/Minoccio/Movie%20Blog/deerhunter2.jpg

"   joey  ............ what song will brother moonie be listening to tonight over and over again ?  "


*************** " SIGH !!!!! "  *****************


The following Some Guy !!!!! :


THE FOLLOWING !!!!! : 




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3uwdDXhM50

Shattered Stone wrote on Sep 19^th, 2013 at 11:45pm:

True story: Was sitting at the bar at an Irish pub tonight... guy sits down beside me, clearly a musician, bartender knows him well, asks how things are going... the guy says "Just got back from playing a tour with Don Felder"...

Exactly.  That's what I've been trying to tell everyone.  These people with their Eagles, they don't care, all they want is to push their failed agenda on everyone else.  I don't know if its the way they were raised, or genetics, or what, but all they want to do it re-write history and inflict their cause on the nation's kids.  You think our guys were playing Eagles songs in Vietnam?  Fuck no, is the answer to that query.  Our guys were playing Gimme Shelter and Hendrix and Three Dog Night.  To the contrary, it was the goddam VC!  Them Commie bastards hopscotching up and down the Ho Chi Minh Trail with the goddam fucking Eagles playing.  Charlie knows his Eagles!  You bet your ass Charlie knows who the Eagles are!

Just saw that the Eagles are playing DC in March.

"History of the Eagles Tour"

I wanna T-Shirt!

Tickets on sale this Saturday.
Moonie, want me to pick up a couple.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f167/t56g13h9/Rocks%20Off/EaglesHenleyonFormerMembers.jpg

NICK FOLES!!!

Is Don Felder back yet?

The Bernie Leadon set is worth half the ticket, but what about the other half?

mojoman wrote on Nov 6^th, 2013 at 8:54pm:

NICK FOLES!!!

Nowhere to go but down after last week.  He'll be retiring now.

munichhilton wrote on Nov 7^th, 2013 at 12:28pm:

Is Don Felder back yet? The Bernie Leadon set is worth half the ticket, but what about the other half?

that train left......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSIYFqeEacQ&list=RDHSIYFqeEacQ

Mojo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Oj5IGVoOpY

munich?

http://www.pollstar.com/news_article.aspx?ID=808059

mojoman wrote on Nov 10^th, 2013 at 12:49pm:

munich? http://www.pollstar.com/news_article.aspx?ID=808059

No good...Bernie needs his hair back and the Eagles need Felder back...

Now they're sort of like Eaglettes...