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Title: We're doin' maintenance - hold your (wild) horses
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 4:01pm

:willya

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Post by gimmekeef on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 4:35pm

scared the beejesus outta me!........Some Guy was rushed into intensive care when he saw the site down.....

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Post by Bluzdude on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 4:37pm

I thought "Big Brother" was doing his thing. :-?

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Post by sweetcharmedlife on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 4:37pm

I saw account deactivated. I knew I shouldn't have made that last Gazza likes Bon Jovi joke. :will-ya :pullanolte :whatapostronnie :whydontcha

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Post by Joey on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 4:37pm

" ..Some Guy was rushed into intensive care when he saw the site down.... "

< ------ It was all over Fox News and CNN about Rock's Off Maintenance Issues . Word .

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Post by Bluzdude on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 4:40pm

Joey wrote on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 4:37pm:

" ..Some Guy was rushed into intensive care when he saw the site down.... "

< ------ It was all over Fox News and CNN about Rock's Off Maintenance Issues . Word .

...and I'm sure they brought back Laurie Dhue to make the announcement ;D

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Post by TomL on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 4:47pm

I thought I said Fuck one to many times. :wtf3

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Post by nankerphelge on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 5:25pm

While it was down, I told TomL I was going to text Lady Jane and tell her that the tour had just been announced and tickets were on sale!!

Couldn't be that cruel sweetie!!!!

:loloncemore

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Post by LadyJane on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 5:33pm

Well THANK YOU for having an OUNCE of decency!! :nooslajaleisk

As for YOU Thomas L, I nearly broke my ankle running into my living room just NOW after YOUR text that RO was back up and Tour dates announced.

DO YOU PEOPLE SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH???!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wtf3 :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

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Post by Heart Of Stone on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 6:24pm

I didn't know what the hell was going on! my account suspended?? then I went on the Facebook Rocks off & there is an explanation to it all.

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Post by Some Guy on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 6:32pm

It's over.

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Post by mojoman on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 7:06pm

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/lifestyle/showbiz/paul-gascoigne-recovery-gazza-way-1733606

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Post by Bitch on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 7:15pm

I'm glad we're back up and running!

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 10:01pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 4:37pm:

I saw account deactivated. I knew I shouldn't have made that last Gazza likes Bon Jovi joke. :will-ya :pullanolte :whatapostronnie :whydontcha

TomL wrote on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 4:47pm:

I thought I said Fuck one to many times. :wtf3

LOL if any of the above Rocks Off wouldn't exist since we started almost 15 years ago

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Post by sweetcharmedlife on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 11:29pm

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 10:01pm:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 4:37pm:

I saw account deactivated. I knew I shouldn't have made that last Gazza likes Bon Jovi joke. :will-ya :pullanolte :whatapostronnie :whydontcha

TomL wrote on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 4:47pm:

I thought I said Fuck one to many times. :wtf3

LOL if any of the above Rocks Off wouldn't exist since we started almost 15 years ago

Right on Voo! Thanks for keeping RO ROCKING! :aimama :wtf2 :wow :booze :weed :keithpunky :willya

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Post by riffkeither on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 12:13am

Heart Of Stone wrote on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 6:24pm:

I didn't know what the hell was going on! my account suspended?? then I went on the Facebook Rocks off & there is an explanation to it all.

Same thing for me... :willya oups!!!!

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Post by LanternHigh on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 5:13am

Glad Voo is running again. You upset me in more of one way.
Is it this the way? agree with LJ.

And keep RO running Voo!!! whoa.. LMAO

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Post by LadyJane on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 6:46am

mojoman wrote on Mar 13^th, 2013 at 7:06pm:

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/lifestyle/showbiz/paul-gascoigne-recovery-gazza-way-1733606

"Leaving rehab in Phoenix, Arizona, Gazza flew back to England last week after a 28-day ‘high intensity’ detox at the £6,000-a-week clinic."

You da man G!!!
:pullanolte :smoking :interestingstuffronnie

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Post by nankerphelge on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 7:15am

Jeez Gazza, y'all right?

I always get confused between regular ol' detox and that new fangled "high intensity" stuff.

Which one is where they blow oatmeal up in places to get the evil out??
Don't know if I could deal with that.
Some people are fine with that, of course...

Or is the high intensity stuff worse?

You may be clean, but you may also be a small FM radio station.

Whatever happended to the regular ol' detox where they just really force you to hide the bottle well, and try to get you all religious...that ain't so bad.

Well I hope things are going better now that you've cleaned up.

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Post by mojoman on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 3:23pm

Gazza relives 'night of madness' as he tried to help Raoul Moat

Gateshead-born football legend Paul Gascoigne has spoken about the moment he turned up in Rothbury, just hours before the fugitive killer, who had been on the run for seven days shot himself.

Alcoholic, Gazza, who has just returned to Tyneside after spending five weeks in a US rehab clinic, said he had been convinced he knew former bouncer Moat, 37, and wanted to help him.

But he now knows his actions on that July 2010 night were just another example of the drunken madness that almost cost him his life.

Gazza, 45, said: “I don’t know what the f*** I was doing. A f****** fishing rod and a chicken? What was that about?

“Fishing has helped me when I’ve been in a bad place and I must have thought it’d be the same for him.”

Moat had been tracked down in Rothbury a week after shooting his ex Samantha Stobbart and murdering her boyfriend Chris Brown. Gazza said he did not realise he had also shot traffic cop PC Rathband in the face 24 hours later. He continued: “I’d been drinking and saw the Moat story flash up on the news. Without thinking I decided I needed to go and help him.

“I’ve brought him a fishing rod, some chicken and a six-pack and got in the back of a taxi with it all.

“I thought, ‘Moaty won’t shoot me, I’m good friends with him’. I thought I knew him, but I’d been drinking.”

“I told the taxi driver where to go and when he saw the Rothbury sign he looked at me and said, ‘I hope we’re not going where I think we are’? When we got there I got out and said, ‘Stay here, I’ll be back in a minute’. But as soon as I got out, the driver spun the car around and sped off.”

Boozed-up Gazza, from Dunston, told cops at the security cordon: “He’s willing to give in now. I just want to give him some therapy and say, ‘Come on, Moaty, it’s Gazza’.”

Moat, from Fenham, Newcastle, died after a stand-off with police.

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Post by uncleson on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 4:11pm

Glad Gazza's off the stuff, and RO is back up!

That was a close call!
:forfucksake

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Post by Gazza on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 5:29pm

You're all a shower of bastards.

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Post by sweetcharmedlife on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 6:20pm

So did you get Rocks Off on Google?

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Post by Edith Grove on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 7:39pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 6:20pm:

So did you get Rocks Off on Google?

Tried to no avail:

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=rocks+off+message+board&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

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Post by SweetVirginia on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 9:10pm

During our brief blackout, there was quite a bump in offline productivity for RO's most active members.

Thanks, Voo and Gazza for all you do to bring this band of knuckleheads together.

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Post by LadyJane on Mar 15^th, 2013 at 7:06am

Gazza relives 'night of madness' as he tried to help Raoul Moat

Gateshead-born football legend Paul Gascoigne has spoken about the moment he turned up in Rothbury, just hours before the fugitive killer, who had been on the run for seven days shot himself.

Alcoholic, Gazza, who has just returned to Tyneside after spending five weeks in a US rehab clinic, said he had been convinced he knew former bouncer Moat, 37, and wanted to help him.

But he now knows his actions on that July 2010 night were just another example of the drunken madness that almost cost him his life.

Gazza, 45, said: “I don’t know what the f*** I was doing. A f****** fishing rod and a chicken? What was that about?
“Fishing has helped me when I’ve been in a bad place and I must have thought it’d be the same for him.”

Moat had been tracked down in Rothbury a week after shooting his ex Samantha Stobbart and murdering her boyfriend Chris Brown. Gazza said he did not realise he had also shot traffic cop PC Rathband in the face 24 hours later. He continued: “I’d been drinking and saw the Moat story flash up on the news. Without thinking I decided I needed to go and help him.

“I’ve brought him a fishing rod, some chicken and a six-pack and got in the back of a taxi with it all.

“I thought, ‘Moaty won’t shoot me, I’m good friends with him’. I thought I knew him, but I’d been drinking.”

“I told the taxi driver where to go and when he saw the Rothbury sign he looked at me and said, ‘I hope we’re not going where I think we are’? When we got there I got out and said, ‘Stay here, I’ll be back in a minute’. But as soon as I got out, the driver spun the car around and sped off.”

Boozed-up Gazza, from Dunston, told cops at the security cordon: “He’s willing to give in now. I just want to give him some therapy and say, ‘Come on, Moaty, it’s Gazza’.”

Moat, from Fenham, Newcastle, died after a stand-off with police
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G, do you prefer "Alcoholic Gazza" or "Boozed-up Gazza"?? :pullanolte

And the incident with the fucking fishing rod and the chicken. I just know TomL was involved!!!! ;D ;D Kindly elaborate!!

Fuck You, Alcoholic/Boozed-up Gazza, will ya????? :willya :willya

LMFAO. I love this place!!! :aimama

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Post by sweetcharmedlife on Mar 15^th, 2013 at 11:37am

Happy St Patricks Day! :wtf3 :pullanolte :booze :warhorse :willya

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Post by MrPleasant on Mar 28^th, 2013 at 1:28pm

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Ese mensaje me aparece cuando trato de ingresar en el foro del Banquete de Pordioseros. ¿Por qué me castigan de esa manera? ¿A quién he ofendido?

[Edited by Russ Meyer]

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 11:17am

We're working hard on this "Holy weekend" to set it up, if we can't we're going to put the November back up and create a new "2013" model message board, other option is to open the message board right here in a new forum

Marcelo is also working in Buenos Aires with external experts

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Post by Edith Grove on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 12:31pm

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 11:17am:

Does this mean we might have to re-register for a new forum ?

I've been working hard to boost my post count, and it is one of my lifelong goals to achieve "I have no life !" status.

Joey is my hero. :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

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Post by sweetcharmedlife on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 1:00pm

Edith Grove wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 12:31pm:

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 11:17am:

Maybe if we reset the board. Voo can hold off on letting Joey register and give you a head start...........Start looking for cute cat pics right now.! :boring

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 1:09pm

Edith Grove wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 12:31pm:

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Mar 29^th, 2013 at 11:17am:

LOL no, no problem, the only message board with problems is the one in Spanish so this will be the same