Oh, some Stones fans of ours are not doing well.  It's sad.

But urinals.  I came across one in an airport recently that was perfect - long trough extending across the room, self-cleaning, porcelain, splash guards, scented, funneled, I can't imagine a better designed urinal.  It was a pleasure to piss a pure velocified stream of liquid piss-alcohol into it.  I had no compunctionism to do any less.

http://newsroom.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/stones-urinal-3-640x310.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpr2i8RnfP1qkq2ybo1_500.gif

Gotta have some piped music. At one of my local pubs they have a cool jazz ambience in the pisser.

Nothing like the relief of a long leak to the sound of "So What?"

I love pissing outside in the dark when it's really cold... fuck toilets!

http://www.surrealists.co.uk/artistsimages/MarcelDuchamp-Readymade-Fountain1917.jpg

Worst. Moonie.Ever.

The pissoir at the Trabendo.

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Oct 26^th, 2012 at 10:15pm:

Worst. Moonie.Ever.

You sure, Magoo?  Because I have a lot of bad posting out there.  Atrocious stuff.  Stuff that I cringe upon reading.  Stuff where I say to myself, deep and dark,  "That was one crack hit too many last night.  Did you really mean to say that sniveling bitch twit was as stupid and fucking illiterate weak as he clearly seems to be?"

And I can't blame drugs and alcohol for my observations.  I'd like to, but I can't.  I must take ownership of a decade of awful posting.  For thine is my god, and I shall not reap the sow of glory unto thee, nor the kingdom or the power The Book has exclusively entrusted unto me.

Grassy Field near a bush or tree...nothing like using natures toilet as it was meant to be used


Pdog wrote on Oct 26^th, 2012 at 8:42pm:

I love pissing outside in the dark when it's really cold... fuck toilets!

I, too, like to watch the steam rise...Ahhhhh, the wonders of nature...

Just Don't eat the yellow snow!!!

I'll piss anywhere, man.

Paranoid Android wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 1:04am:

Grassy Field near a bush or tree...nothing like using natures toilet as it was meant to be used Pdog wrote on Oct 26th, 2012 at 8:42pm: I love pissing outside in the dark when it's really cold... fuck toilets! I, too, like to watch the steam rise...Ahhhhh, the wonders of nature... Just Don't eat the yellow snow!!!

I have walked out the back door, into my yard, just to pee... only in winter... summer doesn't do it for me... but a good crap on somebody elses lawn, that knows no season... oh yea!

 "   It was a pleasure to piss a pure velocified stream of liquid piss-alcohol into it.
 I had no compunctionism to do any less. "


I ( Your young Joey ) drank with Keith Moon last evening ( More on that later  ... man , Keith can friggin DRINK !!!!! )  .  Woke up a few minutes ago , took a massive , MASSIVE shit and now I am eating a banana .


" I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!! "


O'Stinkies ®

Guys..wake up we actually have a tour now........

gimmekeef wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 9:24am:

Guys..wake up we actually have a tour now........

No kidding. This stuff would be a hit on IORR if you really have to talk about crapping and pissing. :kissmyass

The ones where the sports section of the newspaper is under glass at eye level.
I usually stay longer to read each article to "piss" off the people waiting.
I'm good like that.

Nellcote wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 10:11am:

The ones where the sports section of the newspaper is under glass at eye level. I usually stay longer to read each article to "piss" off the people waiting. I'm good like that.

Nellpumpkin, be safe up there. They say a storm is heading your way.

There is a guy that works on the same floor as me that pisses like I don't know Howe.

I lived in a frat with 13 other guys in college for 3 years -- community bathroom -- sadly, I know the excretory systems of guys far better than anyone ever should.

Every once and a while, I will be going in the single urinal at work and this guy comes in and has to use one of the stalls.

Sounds like a freakin garden hose pouring into the john.
And for a full minute easy.  

I wonder if he only pisses once a day, or if he drinks coffee by the gallon, or maybe his junk has a bore as big as a pencil, I dunno.

Don't really want to know.

Just one of those "can't help but notice observations"

:stinkypost :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

Some Guy wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 11:32am:

Nellcote wrote on Oct 27th, 2012 at 10:11am: The ones where the sports section of the newspaper is under glass at eye level. I usually stay longer to read each article to "piss" off the people waiting. I'm good like that. Nellpumpkin, be safe up there. They say a storm is heading your way.

A true wicked pissa of a storm at that. :nomames

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 12:46pm:

Some Guy wrote on Oct 27th, 2012 at 11:32am: Nellcote wrote on Oct 27th, 2012 at 10:11am: The ones where the sports section of the newspaper is under glass at eye level. I usually stay longer to read each article to "piss" off the people waiting. I'm good like that. Nellpumpkin, be safe up there. They say a storm is heading your way. A true wicked pissa of a storm at that. :nomames

It's gonna be brutal there. Cooling off a lot here and windy. 30's are on the way Monday.

"  I know the excretory systems of guys far better than anyone ever should.  "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmfXo4Lzvps&NR=1&feature=endscreen

Low-tech is the way to "go."


http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s209/leepullen/safe_imagephp.jpg

Joey wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 6:25pm:

"  I know the excretory systems of guys far better than anyone ever should.  " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmfXo4Lzvps&NR=1&feature=endscreen

I used to think it said M&M's are fun.

the one closest

those located here since 1999

http://www.rocksoff.org/restroom.htm

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 10:34pm:

those located here since 1999 http://www.rocksoff.org/restroom.htm

Which one is Bianca ?  :loloncemore

Howe is it possible that a urinal thread could be hijacked?  I mean what in the name of god is going on here?!?!?

When I first saw this, I kept thinking of the Urinals in a hotel here in Toronto (And some other hotels) where there's a lot of boozing (and lots of pissing) & you can actually smell the urinals out in the street in the summertime.

Heart Of Stone wrote on Oct 28^th, 2012 at 6:59am:

When I first saw this, I kept thinking of the Urinals in a hotel here in Toronto (And some other hotels) where there's a lot of boozing (and lots of pissing) & you can actually smell the urinals out in the street in the summertime.

hence the nickname Hogtown?......

Heart Of Stone wrote on Oct 28^th, 2012 at 6:59am:

you can actually smell the urinals out in the street in the summertime.

You're sure that's not just drunkards pissing in the street ?  :pullanolte

Edith Grove wrote on Oct 28^th, 2012 at 8:47am:

Heart Of Stone wrote on Oct 28th, 2012 at 6:59am: you can actually smell the urinals out in the street in the summertime. You're sure that's not just drunkards pissing in the street ?  :pullanolte

you gotta have urinal cakes.

I ( Your Young Joey ) began passing gas right around 5:15 AM ; CDT this morning  --- tossing and turning and passing for a good one hour until me girlfriend grabbed me " Hog " and brayed , " Crap Up or I am OUT of here ..............  !!!!!!! "

I got up , closed the bathroom door and crapped up the following :


Jimmy Hoffa
Three " NBA Regulation " Basketballs
Ed McMahon's Cufflinks ( circa 1967 )
A Framed picture of the 1948 Detroit Tiger's Baseball team ( Autographed )
Bobby Kennedy's cufflinks ( circa May , 1968 )
Two Bowling Balls
A Ten - Year old Guatemalan boy named  " Allejandro "   WTF ?!  ... !!!! ( This kid is driving me nuts ! )


Me Poor Arse ............................................


" I LOVE YOU ALL !!!! "


Stinkies ®

Joey wrote on Oct 28^th, 2012 at 9:36am:

I ( Your Young Joey ) began passing gas right around 5:15 AM ; CDT this morning  --- tossing and turning and passing for a good one hour until me girlfriend grabbed me " Hog " and brayed , " Crap Up or I am OUT of here ..............  !!!!!!! "

There's a place in heaven waiting for your girlfriend.

Thanks Joey

Edith Grove wrote on Oct 28^th, 2012 at 11:10am:

Joey wrote on Oct 28th, 2012 at 9:36am: I ( Your Young Joey ) began passing gas right around 5:15 AM ; CDT this morning  --- tossing and turning and passing for a good one hour until me girlfriend grabbed me " Hog " and brayed , " Crap Up or I am OUT of here ..............  !!!!!!! " There's a place in heaven waiting for your girlfriend.

Even make believe girlfriends? :nooslajaleisk

moonieween?


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I like a clean one.

Or one where there's some action gonig on.

Preferably both.

I like those big troughs.  I do.  The whole idea.

I pissed in one tonight, sprayed urine all over the fucking place, splashing everywhere, all them short dick fuckers crying about this and that. thinking this: "This is how god felt when he splattered us."  It was good.  Then I reluctantly went back to the table and watched people eat burger balls and fish hats and what not.  But I was god for those few seconds.