Post by Some Guy on Apr 5th, 2012 at 11:53am
Brainbell Jangler wrote on Apr 5th, 2012 at 11:12am:
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This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
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Title: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 5th, 2012 at 7:26am
AKA best Tiger ever. Tiger has recovered from the scandal and he's healthy. Weather looks wet for the next 2 days starting tonight. Saturday and Sunday will be absolutely stunningly perfect, pollens way down too. Will Augusta allow female members? 3pm today it is on.
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 5th, 2012 at 8:40am
Fuck a bunch of Tiger Woods. Go Phil! :smoking
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Brainbell Jangler on Apr 5th, 2012 at 11:12am
Golf?
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 5th, 2012 at 11:53am Brainbell Jangler wrote on Apr 5th, 2012 at 11:12am:
This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it. |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Starbuck on Apr 5th, 2012 at 1:24pm
golf?
a game that is only slightly more exciting than watching grass grow....or listening to REO Speedwagon....or reading joey's posts.....or ...... |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Gazza on Apr 5th, 2012 at 1:47pm
ROOOOOOOOO----RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by gimmekeef on Apr 5th, 2012 at 5:35pm
A bunch of former entitled plantation slave owner descendants hanging out in Georgia holding onto the past for all its worth. I'm embarassed to say it happens in my state. ..sorry SG but if they held it in my backyard I'd close the drapes.....
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Starbuck on Apr 5th, 2012 at 6:50pm
we're thinkin' 10K views before midnight.
no chicks allowed in this thread either! we'll make it like 1861 all over again. |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 5th, 2012 at 10:28pm gimmekeef wrote on Apr 5th, 2012 at 5:35pm:
Great tournament, awesome golf course. But run by the most prejudice ass backward bunch of rascists anybody has ever seen. :kissmyass |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sirmoonie on Apr 5th, 2012 at 11:58pm
I played golf on acid once. I enjoyed it. I swear I hit a drive about 4-5 miles right into the cockpit of a B-52 landing at Davis Monthan AFB. You can do stuff like that on acid.
Another time I rolled a golf cart drunk. I didn't get hurt. Once I threw my driver in a lake. I was upset about my poor performance. Shank, scull, biff, slice, skeech. I wish the holes were like 1,750-2,250 yards long. I'd play a lot more if I could find a course like that. Just pound that fucking ball down the aisle all day long. Putting and chipping is really gay and boring. Nothing will make you want to drink more than waiting on a bunch of fucking middle aged, fat white guys lining up their shots for 5 minutes/geek. I think I'm hyperactive or something because I can't stand that fucking stuff. |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 6th, 2012 at 7:05am
Happy Easter!
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by gimmekeef on Apr 6th, 2012 at 7:14am Some Guy wrote on Apr 6th, 2012 at 7:05am:
Its Good Friday...time to drink! |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Pdog on Apr 6th, 2012 at 7:34am
isn't this the one all controversial because they ban women? who bans women in 2012... pfft!
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by gimmekeef on Apr 6th, 2012 at 8:09am Pdog wrote on Apr 6th, 2012 at 7:34am:
Who bans women?....fat old queers wearing 1940 green jackets..all standing in line while that CBS dweeb Jim Nance kisses their lard asses |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sirmoonie on Apr 6th, 2012 at 8:26am
Golf would be a great game for Mormons. Have they made a movement in that direction? Has their been a divine edict yet?
X-tians, on the other hand, I don't see it. I know some play, probably the majority of golfers are alleged Christians, but they are going through the motions to please those fucking fatcats up in corporate! |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 6th, 2012 at 8:52am gimmekeef wrote on Apr 6th, 2012 at 8:09am:
Hello friends.... |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 6th, 2012 at 9:25am gimmekeef wrote on Apr 6th, 2012 at 8:09am:
That's why it's called The Masters, no? |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Bitch on Apr 6th, 2012 at 9:40am
They dont want to allow women in the club but since a woman is in charge of IBM now, I believe this is why the Masters is not being televised this year. so women have some control over this! Whether men care to admit it or not, it is NOT a man's world anymore! In fact, it is turning into a Women's World as more and more as women are heading up companies and making the decisions. If I had a man who imposed superiority on me all the time, I would be single! That's precisely why I choose to be single, because men think they are more important! Guess what? They arent!
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 6th, 2012 at 9:55am Bitch wrote on Apr 6th, 2012 at 9:40am:
Ok. But the Masters is being televised Bitch. |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Bitch on Apr 6th, 2012 at 10:14am
They arent broadcasting it here this year and it always was televised other years. Or maybe it's just not on Comcast?
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 6th, 2012 at 10:58am Bitch wrote on Apr 6th, 2012 at 10:14am:
It's on ESPN. |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Starbuck on Apr 6th, 2012 at 1:53pm
post count up to 17K? obviously they aren't broadcasting the masters this year, so the rest of the world is tuning in to this thread for updates.
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by gimmekeef on Apr 6th, 2012 at 5:24pm sweetcharmedlife wrote on Apr 6th, 2012 at 10:58am:
First 2 rounds then the CBS clowns take over.....Hey Bitch....I think most of us here are way past this equality thing.....matter of fact in my next life I'm coming back as a lesbian! |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Pdog on Apr 6th, 2012 at 5:32pm |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 6th, 2012 at 5:38pm Starbuck wrote on Apr 6th, 2012 at 1:53pm:
funny |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Brainbell Jangler on Apr 6th, 2012 at 6:16pm |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 6th, 2012 at 6:27pm
Tiger did not bring his A game.
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sirmoonie on Apr 6th, 2012 at 6:57pm |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 6th, 2012 at 7:11pm
offensive.
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sirmoonie on Apr 6th, 2012 at 8:34pm Some Guy wrote on Apr 6th, 2012 at 7:11pm:
Erroneous, Magoo. This is offensive. Previous image is mere parody/satire of belief millions have in a universally impossible event. Big ass Sasquatchian pleistonic difference between the two. |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Pdog on Apr 6th, 2012 at 8:52pm
Moon biff inspired!
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 6th, 2012 at 9:51pm
My namesake Fred Couples is on the leaderboard. Go Freddie go! :willya
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 7th, 2012 at 7:23am
"A bunch of former entitled plantation slave owner descendants hanging out in Georgia holding onto the past for all its worth"
Hear 'em whip the women just around midnight |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 7th, 2012 at 7:35am sirmoonie wrote on Apr 6th, 2012 at 8:34pm:
Christianity has seen the belief in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ ridiculed, thanks. Mongo bongo bingo. Try that with Muslims tough guy... |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Pdog on Apr 7th, 2012 at 8:28am Some Guy wrote on Apr 7th, 2012 at 7:35am:
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Pdog on Apr 7th, 2012 at 8:29am
there's muslims being made fun of....
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sirmoonie on Apr 7th, 2012 at 9:01am Some Guy wrote on Apr 7th, 2012 at 7:35am:
Ridiculed is not the word I would use. That's a drawing of a bunny rabbit being crucified. You quoted the words I would use to describe such. Try what with Muslims? I don't get it. Will I be chastised by idiots? Admonished by geeks? Hezbollahed? You have struck a nerve, for I live in fear of being Fatwa'ed. |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 7th, 2012 at 9:55am |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Pdog on Apr 7th, 2012 at 11:45am
I know another place they keep women out of, and men are forced to have sexual relations with each other, despite not being gay... it's called prison!!!
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 7th, 2012 at 4:39pm
Michelson is on fire. where is Tiger.
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 7th, 2012 at 4:39pm
You guys are sick fucks. Not liking goilf is one thing. But the other stuff doesn't belong here. Or anywhere else.
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 7th, 2012 at 5:28pm sweetcharmedlife wrote on Apr 7th, 2012 at 4:39pm:
you see what I'm sayin' |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sirmoonie on Apr 7th, 2012 at 8:00pm
Francis and Joey Jr., I will not apologize for my use of LSD on the golf course! You hear me?! I will not apologize!
Proverbs 31:6-7 - "Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish! Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more." See? See? Now you know. Anyway, here is the Leviathan. You can imagine how Noah felt when he encountered that hideous fucking beast. Noah suffered. He suffered a lot. |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Pdog on Apr 7th, 2012 at 8:10pm sweetcharmedlife wrote on Apr 7th, 2012 at 4:39pm:
should we just stick to the sexism and exclude the anti-semitic views of the catholic church...  548920_10150633315116174_111602446173_9472324_1319028373_n.jpg (Attachment deleted) |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sirmoonie on Apr 7th, 2012 at 9:58pm
How did I end up getting called a sick fuck? My, my the sensitivities, and political correctnessism of our touchy-moofy times.
The Mormon Bible (god's 3rd Testament, from Upper New York), Book of Moses, Genesis 271:11"And it came to pass . . . And Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, Behold, Esau my brother is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man." So, its quite possible that Mormon Esau was what folk call Sasquatch today. |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 7th, 2012 at 10:09pm Pdog wrote on Apr 7th, 2012 at 8:10pm:
Pereaps you could stick to the fact that it's a fucking golf tournament and not the end of the fucking world. Go get your panties in a wad over the massacre in Syria.Or the Keystone pipeline. Or the fact that politicians in Texas want to rape woman when they give them an ultrasound. Or the fact that Mitt Romney hates poor people..........Or the fact that you live in Texas. Whatever. This was a simple stupid thread about a major sports event. Congrats. You and Moonie are the wierdest bastards on the planet. Get together and go execute a fucking bunny somehwere fucking else. |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 7th, 2012 at 11:03pm
Tiger is fucking up.
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Pdog on Apr 8th, 2012 at 8:18am sweetcharmedlife wrote on Apr 7th, 2012 at 10:09pm:
I'm not mad, I just pointed out that women weren't allowed... it is not a stretch to go back with golf and see the racism and anti-semetic views they had not very long ago... I'm not going political, I made my point, and had a few laughs... feel free to freak out over this... you're not alone in having a topic hijacked and being made fun of on here or anywhere online... take a breath, it ain't about you... |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by gimmekeef on Apr 8th, 2012 at 8:55am
deep breath guys...lets all put our green jackets on and watch the final round...Lefty is gonna pull out another big win....
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 8th, 2012 at 9:15am gimmekeef wrote on Apr 8th, 2012 at 8:55am:
you will be greeted. |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sirmoonie on Apr 8th, 2012 at 9:55am
I have never killed a bunny rabbit. I don't hunt at all, never have. A little fishing here and there, but that's it.
And just to be fair, if I ever find an image of the Islamic mascot being crucified, or drawn and quartered, or burned at the stake or whatever their favorite martyrdom dealie is, I will strategically post it, like in the baseball thread on Lent or something. In-laws coming over for Easter. Sucks. Time to get loaded, amigos/pendejos. Agradecemos a Dios de tenerlo con nosotros! |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 8th, 2012 at 10:21am gimmekeef wrote on Apr 8th, 2012 at 8:55am:
Amen brother(corner). |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 8th, 2012 at 7:16pm
A Bubba wins the Masters. All is right with the world. :retarded
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Some Guy on Apr 8th, 2012 at 10:15pm sweetcharmedlife wrote on Apr 8th, 2012 at 7:16pm:
USA!!! |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Bitch on Apr 9th, 2012 at 3:30pm gimmekeef wrote on Apr 6th, 2012 at 5:24pm:
LMFAO! But hey, if you are going to come back as a woman, you may as well come back as a femme fatales blue-stocking dance hall babe and get some! A bombshell babe should seduce the old men at the golf club and scandalize them! It's an evil plan, but someone needs to bring them out of the dark ages and expose them as dirty old men! I'm so glad BUBBA won! He's adoreable! Young and sweet! He cried tears of joy! I guess didnt expecte to win, he was overwhelmed. |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sirmoonie on Apr 11th, 2012 at 8:46am
Yeah boys, better than bouillon. Giggle fuel. Piss additive.
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by Brainbell Jangler on Apr 11th, 2012 at 10:59pm sirmoonie wrote on Apr 11th, 2012 at 8:46am:
Interesting; the stems look like semilanceata, but the caps resemble cubensis. Please advise. :nooslajaleisk |
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Title: Re: Masters Thread Post by sirmoonie on Apr 12th, 2012 at 8:47am Brainbell Jangler wrote on Apr 11th, 2012 at 10:59pm:
I don't know, not an experienced and knowledgeable enough shroomer to distinguish. Which one has more psilocybin? Would someone purposely mix the two? If so, for what reason? |
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