http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2011/12/bon_jovi_not_dead_rumor_was_tw.html
Bon Jovi not dead: Rumor was Twitter fiction
Published: Monday, December 19, 2011, 6:23 PM     Updated: Monday, December 19, 2011, 6:40 PM
Singer-songwriter. Philanthropist. Father. Dead?
Jon Bon Jovi trended worldwide on Twitter today when people thought he was dead. But he is not dead.
A poorly constructed, fake press release got retweeted a whole bunch of times and eventually, talk progressed from his appearance in an Advil commercial to his supposed demise.
Reactions ranged from shock and appreciation for Bon Jovi's work to statements like "Jon Bon Jovi can only be killed by silver bullets" (that one from @Beez_).
No official statement has been issued yet to confirm the death is just a rumor, though a rep is reported to have cleared up the matter, but Bon Jovi would probably say he's far from suffering. Free of pain, even.
"Pain doesn't have much of a place in my life," he says in the Advil commercial. "I check the schedule and it's not on it."
As for the commercial in which he calls himself a father, philanthropist and singer-songwriter, here it is.

"  But he is not dead.  "

http://www.grioo.com/images/rubriques/7/1005.jpg  !!!!!!








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I heard he was shot through the heart and Gazza was to blame, he gave love a bad name!!!

gazza's fingerprints are all over this nasty rumor.

what would we say if it were true??

Starbuck wrote on Dec 19^th, 2011 at 6:50pm:

gazza's fingerprints are all over this nasty rumor. what would we say if it were true??

I'd lose half of my act, for goodness sake!

Wouldn't wish that on him at all, in all seriousness.  I've nothing personal against the guy.


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/12/false-news-report-about-bon-jovi-death-appears-to-copy-times-story.html

WHO?

Gazza wrote on Dec 19^th, 2011 at 7:05pm:

Starbuck wrote on Dec 19th, 2011 at 6:50pm: gazza's fingerprints are all over this nasty rumor. what would we say if it were true?? I'd lose half of my act, for goodness sake! Wouldn't wish that on him at all, in all seriousness.  I've nothing personal against the guy. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/12/false-news-report-about-bon-jovi-death-appears-to-copy-times-story.html

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I love everybody in this life.

http://u2fanlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bono-bon-jovi.jpg

How funny. I saw this before PDog posted it and put it on the Joey thread. Of course we know Gazza would never wish ill on the man.........But the lenghts we will go to for comedy gold know no limit! :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

Luckily we know.. he's still in life.. or not .. I could shoot who said the contrary.. :nooslajaleisk

Pdog wrote on Dec 19^th, 2011 at 9:44pm:

Gazza wrote on Dec 19th, 2011 at 7:05pm: Starbuck wrote on Dec 19th, 2011 at 6:50pm: gazza's fingerprints are all over this nasty rumor. what would we say if it were true?? I'd lose half of my act, for goodness sake! Wouldn't wish that on him at all, in all seriousness.  I've nothing personal against the guy. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/12/false-news-report-about-bon-jovi-death-appears-to-copy-times-story.html

On second thoughts.....

God, he's cheesy, full of it and all, but heck I still love him  :D Never really recovered from my crush on him this summer. Well.

I hear that he's still livin' on a prayer.... ;)

And he's wanted...dead or alive... :P

Seriously, glad the rumor was just that! I was shocked when my husband spread the falsity all over FB... ::)

He should be shot for suggesting New Jersey looks like heaven. But he awaits Gazza's friend request on FB. http://news.yahoo.com/bon-jovi-heaven-looks-lot-jersey-142953194.html

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Dec 20^th, 2011 at 11:07am:

He should be shot for suggesting New Jersey looks like heaven. But he awaits Gazza's friend request on FB. http://news.yahoo.com/bon-jovi-heaven-looks-lot-jersey-142953194.html

I have only set foot in the Garden State on one occasion. And that was an evening which ended up with me almost castrating Nanky and with Voodoo being found by Moonie wandering around Giants Stadium singing into his shoe.

I was so 'distoibed' by it all that I haven't returned since.

Gazza wrote on Dec 20^th, 2011 at 5:52pm:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Dec 20th, 2011 at 11:07am: He should be shot for suggesting New Jersey looks like heaven. But he awaits Gazza's friend request on FB. http://news.yahoo.com/bon-jovi-heaven-looks-lot-jersey-142953194.html I have only set foot in the Garden State on one occasion. And that was an evening which ended up with me almost castrating Nanky and with Voodoo being found by Moonie wandering around Giants Stadium singing into his shoe. I was so 'distoibed' by it all that I haven't returned since.

Yeah I think Homeland Security might have something to say about your return as well. :charlieperv

Gazza wrote on Dec 20^th, 2011 at 5:52pm:

I have only set foot in the Garden State on one occasion. And that was an evening which ended up with me almost castrating Nanky and with Voodoo being found by Moonie wandering around Giants Stadium singing into his shoe. I was so 'distoibed' by it all that I haven't returned since.

Oh the fun we'll have if we just get one more chance to have a Summit!!!!  :pullanolte  :perverted  :aimama

Gazza wrote on Dec 20^th, 2011 at 5:52pm:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Dec 20th, 2011 at 11:07am: He should be shot for suggesting New Jersey looks like heaven. But he awaits Gazza's friend request on FB. http://news.yahoo.com/bon-jovi-heaven-looks-lot-jersey-142953194.html I have only set foot in the Garden State on one occasion. And that was an evening which ended up with me almost castrating Nanky and with Voodoo being found by Moonie wandering around Giants Stadium singing into his shoe. I was so 'distoibed' by it all that I haven't returned since.

New Joisey has that effect on certain people... ;D

Of course no one wants anyone dead....but missing in action would be very nice!!!!!!!..Retire to an Island of useless unrequired music people such as:

Phil Collins
Kid Rock
EG Smith
Every Eagle
Pitbull
Enema
Lady Gag Gag
Every country singer with big black hat

Phil Collins announced his retirement from the music business nine months ago, so that's one you can cross off your list!

Pdog wrote on Dec 19^th, 2011 at 6:18pm:

I heard he was shot through the heart and Gazza was to blame, he gave love a bad name!!!

This thread gives Rocks Off a bad name...

Gazza wrote on Dec 21^st, 2011 at 1:40pm:

Phil Collins announced his retirement from the music business nine months ago, so that's one you can cross off your list!

Gazza, thanks for the early Xmas present...but i just know the prick will be back....

gimmekeef wrote on Dec 21^st, 2011 at 4:05pm:

Gazza wrote on Dec 21st, 2011 at 1:40pm: Phil Collins announced his retirement from the music business nine months ago, so that's one you can cross off your list! Gazza, thanks for the early Xmas present...but i just know the prick will be back....

I don't think so GK. He has severe nerve damage in his hands and can't play drums anymore.

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Dec 21^st, 2011 at 4:49pm:

gimmekeef wrote on Dec 21st, 2011 at 4:05pm: Gazza wrote on Dec 21st, 2011 at 1:40pm: Phil Collins announced his retirement from the music business nine months ago, so that's one you can cross off your list! Gazza, thanks for the early Xmas present...but i just know the prick will be back.... I don't think so GK. He has severe nerve damage in his hands and can't play drums anymore.

Geez...why dont you guys warn me before i make an a-hole out of myself?.....again!..I know tough job.....