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Title: Rocks Off is teenager!!
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 4:58pm

Come on you people, we’re 13 years old today! I left the header to have some of you starting the party or the wishes. So here I go!!

Well, I wish progress: less off-topic crap, continue with the just-in news, the best pictures and videos all over and more get-togethers (with or without tour)

So now babies and Dobermen let’s go get stoned and/or drunk tonight!!! :willya

Thanks to our Patron Saint :pullanolte

To our engine :smilebrian :smilestu :perverted :wtf1 :nooslajaleisk :charlieperv :smilemick :smoking

To our fuel: :booze :weed :smoking :pullanolte :kissmyass :keithpunky

To you!!

:willya

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Post by Starbuck on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 5:00pm

holy shit...13.

think of all the friggin' time i've wasted on this site! unbelievable!

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Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 5:15pm

I'd love less off-topic crap if their was more on-topic crap to talk about. How about you guys dig up your sources and get us some tour info! :willya :keithpunky :warhorse :booze :areyoufuckingserious
Oh and Happy birthday Rocks Off...Ya don't look a day over 12 1/2.

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Post by Edith Grove on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 5:18pm

Your baby's come a long way, Voodoo ! CONGRATULATIONS !! :charlieperv

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Post by Pdog on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 5:51pm

teenage wasteland!!!

before you know it, we will be sending this place off to college or prison!

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Post by luxury on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 6:20pm

13??!! Where has the time gone? I would like to thank the admins for keeping it up and running. I've had sooooo much fun here, and hopefully it aint stoppin yet. Happy Lucky 13 Rocks Off!

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Post by lavendar on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 7:59pm

KUDOS -----------> VVooddooo Childe In WONDERLAND!

*+*
:weed :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed

I WANNA Nother parade 8-)

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Post by PartyDoll MEG on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 8:17pm

We ain't old.....

just entering our rip roaring teens.....

Still lots of crazy fun ahead......

Thanks Voodoo and Gazza for keeping us alive to reach the fun years......

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Post by Sioux on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 8:29pm

Wow, totally impressive! ;D I haven't been here but a few years, but I love the fact that this marvelous site has not only lasted that long, but that so many of you have been loyal posters for so long....:)

Yay! We're TEENS!! ;D I knew I still felt awfully young... ;)

Thanks Voo, and Gazza, for keeping this looney bin going! ;D

:nooslajaleisk :scary :stinkypost :forfucksake :pukey

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Post by Joey on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 9:12pm

" Where has the time gone? I would like to thank the admins for keeping it up and running. I've had sooooo much fun here, and hopefully it aint stoppin yet. Happy Lucky 13 Rocks Off "

Amen Luxy !!!!!!

Happy Happy 13th Birthday Rocks Off !!!!!

Thanks Gazza , Voo & Me Mile High Momma ....... BEST MESSAGE BOARD EVER !!!!!!!!

" Hit Me Ronnie ! "

O'kins ! ™

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Post by Bitch on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 9:16pm

Lucky 13! Happy Birthday Rocks Off, act your age!

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Post by Joey on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 9:18pm

" ..... act your age! "

!!!!!!!

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Post by Nellcote on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 10:16pm

It's Been A Wicked Pissah Ride!
Rocks Off You Bastards-made famous once on Mexican Radio!

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Post by Paranoid Android on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 10:29pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY US!!!

@Edith...that was a gross pic!! :stinkypost

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Post by sirmoonie on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 10:45pm

Long in the tooth. Wizend. Grizzled.

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 10:54pm

Bitch wrote on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 9:16pm:

Lucky 13! Happy Birthday Rocks Off, act your age!

Yes!!! Let's act 13!!!

Let's rock!!!

Drinking alert!! I turned the "late night banning" switch and alarm OFF!!!!!

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 10:55pm

Nellcote wrote on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 10:16pm:

It's Been A Wicked Pissah Ride!
Rocks Off You Bastards-made famous once on Mexican Radio!

LOL since then I always says "Rocks Off Rules you bastards" live!! Julia loves it! :charlieperv

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Post by Honky Tonk Man on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 11:38pm

Happy 13th Birthday, Rocks Off - my one true cyber home! Now come the awkward teenage years, ha :willya

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 12:30am

Hey Alex, to meet YOU and everybody was THE higlight of my come back to NYC... now please tell me what the fuck we're talking, fill the captions my friend!!

:willya

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 1:03am

Come on people... I wanna party with ya!!!

:tongui :smilebrian :smoking :perverted :wtf1

Let's play some stones!

I'm listening BITCH!!

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 1:35am

Here with my brothers, Nanky and Scope!!

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 1:58am

Temple!!! he passed away in an absurd way back in 1998!!

A living Encyclopedia!!!

:smilebrian :smilebrian :smilebrian

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 2:22am

Are you a rolling stone?

I'm asking

Are you a rolling stone?

:willya

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Post by stonedinaustralia on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 3:03am

Yes hats off, congratulations and thanks to you Voodoo & Gazza.

Above all else if it wasn't for this site I would have never made it to the Enmore. More than that it has been a mine of information, laughs and dare I say it (sentimentalism not being a strong Stonesian trait) love.

Now I just can't wait til we get our hands on the keys to the old man's car!

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Post by FotiniD on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 3:06am

Given our crazy childhood, I wonder what our teenage years have in store for us :scary

Happy birthday RO! Stay wild :booze

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Post by Stewed n Keefed on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 3:34am

ROCKS OFF.....Congratulations and very happy birthday :booze

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Post by Teiz on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 4:13am

Best birthday greetings from the other side of town Rocks Off! Good to see you manage to keep the car running in this day and age. I should visit this site more often.

Congrats for a fine board guys.

Teiz

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Post by Zack on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 5:46am

Happy birthday! On this august occasion let's talk about ourselves.

Besides Gazza and Voodoo, what current posters have been here the longest?
What year did everyone join?
How many avatars have we had?
Who are our nominees for most infamous poster ever?

My answers,

November 2001
Two avatars (someone swiped my first then left the board), while someone else unsuccessfully tried to steal my name, which is actually mine. Believe me, when I was a kid I was the ONLY Zack in the universe. Now every third little boy is a Zack.

Most infamous: Pavlov's Dog? Demon Life? Joey? :aimama

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Post by Gazza on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 6:53am

Zack wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 5:46am:

Happy birthday! On this august occasion let's talk about ourselves.

Besides Gazza and Voodoo, what current posters have been here the longest?

Tom L for sure - we know him from the BTB official site from early '98. He was on this site when it was still called Goin' Home (we didnt change ownership and name until March 1999). Stonesdoug too, obviously.

Lefty perhaps from around then too, although he didnt post as regularly back then.

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Post by Gazza on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 6:55am

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 4:58pm:

As we're 13, I think its more appropriate that we have an outbreak of acne and discover the joys of masturbation en masse.
;D

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Post by Jumacfly on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 7:14am

Happy Birthday Rocks Off!!

So where is the (space) cake??? :stinkypost

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Post by Egon on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 7:34am

Happy happy!!!
I joined back in 2001, so that makes it 10 years this year for me :booze

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Post by Stewed n Keefed on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 7:50am

Posts: 4601 + 736| Registered: Dec 2002

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Post by LanternHigh on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 8:07am

Kudos to Rocks Offf !!

I didnt knew I were still so young!! With these special admins which had kept on in all these years giving us such fun.. It'll continue for so still long time.

No shit threads.. new subjects..
Voodoo asks if we are Still Rolling .. oh yes Voodoo Chile In the Wonderland!!!

Thanks for all the help who Gazza and Voodoo have always lend their hands:)
A BIG ThANK YOU BOTH

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Post by Joey on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 8:19am

" As we're 13, I think its more appropriate that we have an outbreak of acne and discover the joys of masturbation en masse. "

Gazza ............................

I masturbate !!!!!

It is True --- I Do !!!!!!!

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !!!!!!!

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Post by sirmoonie on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 8:25am

I wonder how many government agencies monitor the activities on this board. I get a weird clicking sound on my phone after I post about crack cocaine.

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Post by corgi37 on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 8:35am

Happy birthday to RO & my twins, who turned 9 today.

And i got a present too! Got a 100w Marshall combo off Ebay!

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Post by Irina on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 8:36am

Bitch wrote on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 9:16pm:

Lucky 13! Happy Birthday Rocks Off, act your age!

Yeah!!! :)
Lucky 13 :)
Happy Birthday :)

Have a lots of fun :) ::) :)

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Post by Gazza on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 9:08am

Joey wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 8:19am:

oddly enough, Joey, when I typed the word 'masturbate' I thought of you right away.

As opposed to when I actually DO masturbate, in which case, I don't think of you at all. :nooslajaleisk

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Post by Gazza on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 9:09am

corgi37 wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 8:35am:

Happy birthday to RO & my twins, who turned 9 today.

And i got a present too! Got a 100w Marshall combo off Ebay!

Nice present for the twins...they'll be thankful beyond words!

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Post by LadyJane on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 9:09am

Happy Birthday to the Asylum, my Stonesian Cyberhome!!
I lurked for awhile in the Fall of 2002 and registered 12/26/02.
Nothing has been the same since I found fellow Mutants like me!!! :willya

Its been a wild ride with this group of lovable delinquents. :weed :booze
Thank you Gazza, Voodoo and Jaxx for keeping it going.

Now let's get that 50th Anniversary Tour so we can plan a Summit to beat all Summits.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROCKS OFF!!

:pullanolte :paristhong :smoking :interestingstuffronnie :perverted

xoxo
LJ.

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Post by Jumacfly on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 9:38am

Now I can see that you' re just 13 years old, but I don t want your ID ;)

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Post by Pdog on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 10:02am

Zack wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 5:46am:

sometime around 2002 or 2003, I think... I may have once had a cool avatar, not sure anymore... when they switched to Yabb, seems like I lost a limb....
most infamous... I think our most infamous may still be among us!!! He has outlasted them all, that is for sure!

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Post by Pdog on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 10:05am

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 8:25am:

I wonder how many government agencies monitor the activities on this board. I get a weird clicking sound on my phone after I post about crack cocaine.

I hated my demons and the voices, and then I couldn't wait to hear them again... after a while of not eating, bathing and living in a closet, no one else was talking to me anyway!!!

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Post by Edith Grove on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 10:34am

Jumacfly wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 9:38am:

Now I can see that you' re just 13 years old, but I don t want your ID ;)

http://www.youtube.com/embed/xxbod64YY5E?rel=0 :perverted

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 10:37am

Zack wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 5:46am:

Besides Gazza and Voodoo, what current posters have been here the longest?

We have Kill4Mick, Linda2 aka Ruby, BobM, Irina, Estela from Argentina, moy, Gazza, Jaxx, TomL, Voodoo, Temple (RIP), Respectable Erik, Jacques Lafarge (RIP), Martha my dear, Cindy, Marilyn, Joey and Keith Moon, I'm sure there are more but that German disease (I remember it ends in heimer and starts with Alz) along with the fucking hangover and aftermath don't help to remember those who were with us in the beginning

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Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 10:41am

LadyJane wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 9:09am:

so we can plan a Summit to beat all Summits.

Beat'em! Let's beat them all!

:willya

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Post by Jeep on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 10:42am

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Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 10:53am

Jumacfly wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 9:38am:

Now I can see that you' re just 13 years old, but I don t want your ID ;)

I just heard that on my Ipod. Man nothing beats those screaming guitars. :keithpunky

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Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 10:57am

I have a question for Gazza or Voodoo that I don't think has ever been asked. How did you guys come up with the name Rocks Off? Just picked a random Stones song or what?

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Post by gimmekeef on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 11:35am

Great to be 13 again......and join all here in this bubble of loonacy.........when I was really 13 this time of year I was in Florida and had just bought Aftermath and was blasting it on my uncles stereo.....still love that album today and cherish the memory

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Post by Gazza on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 12:14pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 10:57am:

I have a question for Gazza or Voodoo that I don't think has ever been asked. How did you guys come up with the name Rocks Off? Just picked a random Stones song or what?

The site is Gerardo's baby, it has to be said, so he can probably answer that best. Jaxx and I just acted as midwives to help bring it into the world.

When Goin' Home combusted in mid-March 1999 (which was more Linda's site than anyone else's), he decided to keep it going under a new name a few days later and asked us to help. Jaxx agreed but I'd had enough and didnt want any more crap to deal with - I remember her trying to persuade me to give it a go a few days later on a cab ride from JFK, about 15 minutes after we'd first met!

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Post by mojoman on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 12:16pm

Happy Birthday ya Bastards!!!

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Post by Heart Of Stone on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 12:50pm

Happy Birthday Rocks Off!!!!! a great name, & the best Stones message board!

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Post by Zack on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 1:59pm

Pdog wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 10:02am:

I may have once had a cool avatar, not sure anymore...

I do recall the hot chick dancing-and-showing-underboob gif. We had a lengthy debate over whether she was Asian or Latina.

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Post by glen759 on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 3:07pm

Thanks to everyone for keeping us going, its great to read the thoughts of fellow stones fans!

Happy Birthday Rocks Off. :keithpunky :booze

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Post by uncleson on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 3:17pm

Happy Birthday Rocks off!

:charlieperv

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Post by left shoe shuffle on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 3:25pm

RO

Mick in London, July 14 2011.

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Post by PartyDoll MEG on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 4:43pm

left shoe shuffle wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 3:25pm:

RO

Mick in London, July 14 2011.

Good on Mr. Shuffle!!!! :willya

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Post by Starbuck on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 5:16pm

mick knows of us!!!

i am so.... verklempt!

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Post by sirmoonie on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 8:52pm

Pdog wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 10:05am:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 8:25am:

I wonder how many government agencies monitor the activities on this board. I get a weird clicking sound on my phone after I post about crack cocaine.

I hated my demons and the voices, and then I couldn't wait to hear them again... after a while of not eating, bathing and living in a closet, no one else was talking to me anyway!!!

Reminds me of something I heard once: "If you really want to know what the cops in the next room are saying about you, smoke some crack."

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Post by Honky Tonk Man on Jul 16^th, 2011 at 3:04am

Ha, Ha, Voodoo! I really don't know what we could be saying. Wish I get get in a time machine and go back to find out. Whilst I'm there, I could get a pair of scissors and tidy my hair up a little... jesus it wasn't good. :forfucksake

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Post by luxury on Jul 16^th, 2011 at 6:28am

it looks like you two were discussing the size of Mick's dick, no?

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Post by Some Guy on Jul 16^th, 2011 at 8:56pm

'These posts are to be taken seriously.
We've had years honing our posting skills.
We are trained professionals.
I'd like to think you've now come to understand this is not any regular message board you've decided to post upon.
For this is Rocks Off.
The Greatest Message Board known to Man.
Dedicated to the Worlds Greatest Rock N Roll Band'. - Nellcote

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Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 16^th, 2011 at 9:43pm

Rocks Off? :wtf3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw

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Post by Kilroy on Jul 16^th, 2011 at 10:44pm

I love this Place

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Post by Lazy Bones on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 8:08am

13 years of craziness on the farm. Nice work ladies and gents.

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Post by TomL on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 11:52am

Bit late but Congrats. Thanks guys for all you do. Now we need that fucking tour. I have a strange feeling we may have to cross the pond for these 50th aniv shows.

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Post by Roostah on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 12:29pm

Thanks to Gerardo, Gazza and Jaxx!
I certainly appreciate your hard work and vast knowledge!
Now, if we could only put Joey in the pillory, a perfect birthday celebration would be complete!
:weed :booze :weed :nomames

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Post by Stonesdoug on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 10:19am

Congratulations to Rocks Off.....

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Post by Some Guy on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:56am

Stonesdoug wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 10:19am:

Congratulations to Rocks Off.....

Thanks Doug.

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Post by moy on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:01pm

Congratulations ROCKS OFF

The best place on the net

:tongui

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Post by TomL on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:25pm

Yea I remember in 99 being at the Stones convention in brixton with doug, I also remember one night in a bar in London with Gazza, I still have that tee that was made. Was it William and Chrissie Gazza? was it sleepy little london town? I was fucked up that night. I remember my plane left at 6:30 US time arriving London 6:30 AM. Drinking heavly all the way, getting to downtown at noon and the drinking started again and by the time I made it to the bar it was 9 or so. I left about 2 or 3 in the morning and had one hell of a time finding my hotel. I learned though, now no matter where I am staying I write the address down and keep it in my wallet.

And i remember 06 with that crazy mexican bastard. The worst version of Some girls ever.

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Post by GotToRollMe on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 5:02pm

Seemed about 100 years ago...

Happy Birthday ya bastids! :perverted

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Post by Trey Krimsin on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 7:42pm

I know I'm late, but Congratulations, guys. The board has now reached the age where it is plucking hairs in weird places, popping zits and blackheads, smoking very poorly rolled joints, and learning what exactly that funny feeling down there is and then practicing a little dance with themselves.

Again, Congratulations on thirteen years of Rocks Off. Let's drink to another thirteen more and thirteen more after that!