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Title: Where is Tele?
Post by TomL on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 8:21am

:aimama

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by LadyJane on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 8:50am

Lying in a gutter somewhere.

A classic escapade in RO folklore!!!

:pullanolte :whydontcha :forfucksake

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Paranoid Android on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 9:47am

Since LJ responded first, I chose the LJ comment.
I have no idea what this is about...but knowing Tom personally, and the rest from here,
whatever i am imagining, can't compare to what really happened!!

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Some Guy on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 9:48am

can someone give me the gist of what happened?

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by TomL on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 10:52am

we were in Chicago either 03 or 06 I think and he made himself at home. Making drinks in our rooms etc................................

But everywhere we went he had no money, always going to get some in an hour. hey Al can i borrow 20, hey Tom can I borrow 20. Don't get me wrong I would help anyone out. But we seen the pattern go on for 2 days. We were at Mortons one night and it was about 70 per head and he started the dumb drunken act. He was proably wondering how am i going to ditch them. Well at that point we had enough and when we went out to get a cab everyone ran just to get away from him while he just stood looking like....I'm the one that should be doing the running.

We were up at the pool and he would go make everyone a drink and bring it back, knowing what I know now he was proably casing the rooms. He was laying on LJ's bed like the king. She was so scare3d she changed rooms instead of being chopped to pieces. Thats the gist.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Some Guy on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 11:58am

Thanks TomL

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by steel driving hammer on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 12:24pm

Standing around in the rain, with my hands froze
Looking around for small change in your window
Out in the cold once again, write out a cheque for old flames
Pity for old time sake, I'll make your heart glow

Yeah, I'm your long lost man, don't you recognize me
Gimme some money baby, I'm broke
Why don't you, why don't you dig right down in your purse
And gimme some dough
Yeah don't you remember me baby
Don't you remember all those Jean Paul Gaultier dresses
I bought you and all those tickets to the opera

What about that bright red ferrari I bought you now
And all those, and all those shoes
Yeah I know it's the recession baby, but give me some money
Yeah come on now be generous

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Honky Tonk Man on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 3:39pm

Oh, yeah... Tele! I had forgotten about him. Probably for the best by all all accounts. Voodoo Pug is another long-lost former member, too. Anyone know where he's at?

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Pdog on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 3:56pm

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 3:39pm:

Oh, yeah... Tele! I had forgotten about him. Probably for the best by all all accounts. Voodoo Pug is another long-lost former member, too. Anyone know where he's at?

I think Pug and others are full time Shidoobee's now...Tele, vanished like Keyzar Soza!

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Some Guy on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 3:58pm

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 3:39pm:

Oh, yeah... Tele! I had forgotten about him. Probably for the best by all all accounts. Voodoo Pug is another long-lost former member, too. Anyone know where he's at?

sent down to the minors.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Bitch on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 4:31pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 3:58pm:

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 3:39pm:

Oh, yeah... Tele! I had forgotten about him. Probably for the best by all all accounts. Voodoo Pug is another long-lost former member, too. Anyone know where he's at?

sent down to the minors.

LOL ;D

Well I've been known to bum a drink here and there myself! Quite common practice when I'm short on cash! But I dont run up a tab and expect someone else to pay for it! Totally uncool. Oh yeah I have been known to jump into someone's hotel bed too but I never got kicked out (not yet anyway)! My guess if Tele is just too embarassed to resurface.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 9:27pm

Another one of the fake conservative muffploughs, a king/queen of confused internet regurgitation. But easily the biggest prick that ever posted here. What a fucking fathead.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by stonedinaustralia on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 10:58pm

Moonie, you forgot to mention a bully as well.

What I want to know is what became of my mate from Yorkshire - Matt aka Zeeta.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Starbuck on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:00am

i can answer the question of tele's whereabouts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FETpdsK6AEc&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

(OK, it's recycled material, but it gets the point across!)

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Honky Tonk Man on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:41am

stonedinaustralia wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 10:58pm:

What I want to know is what became of my mate from Yorkshire - Matt aka Zeeta.

Yeah, me too. He moved down to London for work, moved back to Leeds and has hardly been heard-of since. He posted once-or-twice a few years back, I believe. I think he was at one of the Twickenham shows in 2006 and Gazza may of met him, I think.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Starbuck on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:53am

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:41am:

stonedinaustralia wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 10:58pm:

What I want to know is what became of my mate from Yorkshire - Matt aka Zeeta.

i've seen pictures of gazza with about 3,123,746 people, half of which have been famous or semi famous rock stars.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by PartyDoll MEG on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 6:48am

Starbuck wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:53am:

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:41am:

stonedinaustralia wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 10:58pm:

What I want to know is what became of my mate from Yorkshire - Matt aka Zeeta.

i've seen pictures of gazza with about 3,123,746 people, half of which have been famous or semi famous rock stars.

The man gets around ya know!

I remember meeting Zeeta at the Twickenham shows too. I tried to stay close to Gazza so I could meet some stars too........but I think I scared them away....

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Some Guy on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 7:33am

For the most part we have been able to scrape off the bad posters.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 11:26am

Starbuck wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:53am:

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:41am:

stonedinaustralia wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 10:58pm:

What I want to know is what became of my mate from Yorkshire - Matt aka Zeeta.

i've seen pictures of gazza with about 3,123,746 people, half of which have been famous or semi famous rock stars.

It's a hell of a lot more than half! :o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLWooGJOM2U
Just kidding of course G

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Gazza on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:16pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 11:26am:

Starbuck wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:53am:

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:41am:

stonedinaustralia wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 10:58pm:

What I want to know is what became of my mate from Yorkshire - Matt aka Zeeta.

i've seen pictures of gazza with about 3,123,746 people, half of which have been famous or semi famous rock stars.

It's a hell of a lot more than half! :o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLWooGJOM2U
Just kidding of course G

LOL...dont know if you chose that one knowing that about ten seconds AFTER that footage ends I CAN actually see myself taking a photo...

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Gazza on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:19pm

PartyDoll MEG wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 6:48am:

Starbuck wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:53am:

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:41am:

stonedinaustralia wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 10:58pm:

What I want to know is what became of my mate from Yorkshire - Matt aka Zeeta.

i've seen pictures of gazza with about 3,123,746 people, half of which have been famous or semi famous rock stars.

The man gets around ya know!

I remember meeting Zeeta at the Twickenham shows too. I tried to stay close to Gazza so I could meet some stars too........but I think I scared them away....

Oh, so THAT was the reason! And I thought it was just my boyish charm..... :willya

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:26pm

Gazza wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:16pm:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 11:26am:

Starbuck wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:53am:

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:41am:

stonedinaustralia wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 10:58pm:

What I want to know is what became of my mate from Yorkshire - Matt aka Zeeta.

i've seen pictures of gazza with about 3,123,746 people, half of which have been famous or semi famous rock stars.

It's a hell of a lot more than half! :o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLWooGJOM2U
Just kidding of course G

LOL...dont know if you chose that one knowing that about ten seconds AFTER that footage ends I CAN actually see myself taking a photo...

Well I thought you were at the show. Of course you were in the shot. You've also been in about 3 Springsteen DVD's too right?

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by SweetVirginia on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:26pm

Starbuck wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:00am:

i can answer the question of tele's whereabouts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FETpdsK6AEc&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

(OK, it's recycled material, but it gets the point across!)

Love those Bucky videos.....

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Gazza on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 5:31pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:26pm:

Gazza wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:16pm:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 11:26am:

Starbuck wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:53am:

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:41am:

stonedinaustralia wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 10:58pm:

What I want to know is what became of my mate from Yorkshire - Matt aka Zeeta.

i've seen pictures of gazza with about 3,123,746 people, half of which have been famous or semi famous rock stars.

It's a hell of a lot more than half! :o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLWooGJOM2U
Just kidding of course G

LOL...dont know if you chose that one knowing that about ten seconds AFTER that footage ends I CAN actually see myself taking a photo...

Well I thought you were at the show. Of course you were in the shot. You've also been in about 3 Springsteen DVD's too right?

Well, I was at all three of the shows filmed for Live In Dublin and I was at the Hyde Park one which was released a couple of years back, but its a bit of a stretch to say I'm 'in' the DVD's!

I feel somewhat personally insulted that despite seeing the Stones in eight countries on their last tour and attending almost 10% of the shows they played, they didnt use any of the ones I was at for the 'Biggest Bang' box-set. >:(

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Some Guy on Jul 13^th, 2011 at 7:32am

I heard he slipped boomie a hunsky and told him to take care of it as he had an emergency and had to split.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Starbuck on Jul 13^th, 2011 at 12:37pm

this could very well be the best thread we've seen here since the late 70s. let's take advantage of this opportunity, people.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Joey on Jul 13^th, 2011 at 1:30pm

" this could very well be the best thread we've seen here since the late 70s. let's take advantage of this opportunity, people. "

< ------- Well said , ...... B - B - Bucky ( " Carissa " ) :

!!!!!!!!

Oh , Little Buddy ( Little Fiji ..... oh , Lil' Fijikins ) You BAD !!!!!!!!!!

***** { Young Joey is now laughing so hard he is literally crying } *******

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Some Guy on Jul 13^th, 2011 at 5:51pm

I don't get the whole "Carissa" angle.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Joey on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 8:23am

" I don't get the whole "Carissa" angle "

!!!!!!

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Starbuck on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 10:22am

Some Guy wrote on Jul 13^th, 2011 at 5:51pm:

I don't get the whole "Carissa" angle.

don't worry that you don't get it. none do, except joey.

joey decided the "sinking ship" angle wasn't going well, so he started to refer to me as "Carissa", thereby questioning my masculinity. (either that or he has a massive man crush on me, a possibility i haven't ruled out as of yet.) he finds this "Carissa" business funny, despite the fact that the rest of the world didn't really think it was funny to begin with and now finds it boring and stale. nevertheless, i will continue to be "Carissa" for at least another six months to a year, especially now, seeing that max is gone and joey has to come up with his own material (see: stealing of sparky, singing gerbil, etc.). in my experience, concerning joey it's best just to smile politely and walk away, remembering to cancel your subscription to the lincoln picayune, drive fast through nebraska with the doors locked and, for god's sake, stay the hell away from the brazen head.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 9:37pm

Starbuck wrote on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 10:22am:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 13^th, 2011 at 5:51pm:

I don't get the whole "Carissa" angle.

Is this headed here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNgqQVHI_8?

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Starbuck on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 11:52pm

it sure as hell ain't going here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUdWApwbudQ

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 15^th, 2011 at 11:08pm

Wherever he is, I'll bet there are a lot of empty Chef Boyardee and Starkist cans lying around the sink area.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 16^th, 2011 at 9:11pm

Where's his many friends and supporters? Jesus Neopolitan Christ, he was one of the most popular posters ever in his heydey.

Fair and Balanced - let's all recall the good Telecaster, that brilliant political insight he brought to everything, his love of women (he was RO's Romeo until whole .5-Trojan issue came up), his drunken admissions about his weight problems, the Bertinelli SlimFast deal he did, etc.

Why can't we remember him as he was?

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 17^th, 2011 at 12:46am

I'm fucking serious. Why can't y'alls speak up about that time he admitted he got "harpooned" in college? The tears were practically dripping off his post. Telecaster had a sensitive side that I think no one wants to acknowledge.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Joey on Jul 17^th, 2011 at 7:16pm

" i will continue to be "Carissa" for at least another .............................. "

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Some Guy on Jul 17^th, 2011 at 9:19pm

This "Carissa" thing is puzzling.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 12:26am

Some Guy wrote on Jul 17^th, 2011 at 9:19pm:

This "Carissa" thing is puzzling.

No less puzzling than the mysterious absence of his friends who wanted to do that "scene" with him in 2004. Check the archives. Deviant stuff even by our syandards.

Look, this is a thread for his re-entry after years of lurking under two names. Welcome him back. America can forgive damn near anything, Germans, Quadaffi, Mombassina, Clemens, Three Mile Island, O'Bamm, Scoots Libby, Jane Fonda, Tubman Beecher Stowe, etc.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by stonedinaustralia on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 3:51am

He resembled G.W.Bush but wasn't as smart as he looked.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Some Guy on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 6:46am

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 12:26am:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 17^th, 2011 at 9:19pm:

This "Carissa" thing is puzzling.

we welcome all

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Joey on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 5:36pm

" This "Carissa" thing is puzzling. "

Some Guy ............................

If a man wishes to be called " Carissa " then we , as decent and law - abiding members of society , must respect our brother Bucky's wishes :

B- Bucky ( " Carissa " ) ?! . !!! :

!!!!!

***** { Young Joey literally BUSTS out laughing } ******

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ. FLY !

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 10:01pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 6:46am:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 12:26am:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 17^th, 2011 at 9:19pm:

This "Carissa" thing is puzzling.

we welcome all

The fuck we do. Seen any negroes around here ever? This is the home of Chapter 7/13 pseudo-conservative water blowing twits who boaged out on the Scunthorpe run. You're more likely to see a thread dedicated to Jerry Falwell, or tacitly hoping MoMo Quad defeats the U.S. than anything regarding afro-sheen. You can find threads here defending seditious, federally convicted Zionist traitors before you'd find a thread on Huckle the Cat. Where's the outrage?

It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world won't make a bit of fucking difference!

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Love Child on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 11:31pm

Joey, wouldya friggin' stop with the marquee tag already. It's Old, love. You can do something much more new and exciting.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by TomL on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 6:36am

Yea Joey, bring back our baby.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Some Guy on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 7:02am

Love Child wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 11:31pm:

Joey, wouldya friggin' stop with the marquee tag already. It's Old, love. You can do something much more new and exciting.

new material alert.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Pdog on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 7:35am

Moonie is right, we suck... where is the all star posting? Are we left with just him and starbuck... step it up people, post like Keith Richards is reading this, and for fucks sake... give your support to the poster and grifter known as Telecaster...

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:52am

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 7:02am:

Love Child wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 11:31pm:

Joey, wouldya friggin' stop with the marquee tag already. It's Old, love. You can do something much more new and exciting.

new material alert.

That'll be the day. :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey :warhorse

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Some Guy on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am

I'd rather have glencar back.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:27pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am:

I'd rather have glencar back.

What did you guys do to glencar? All upside his head? Did he start crying? When did this go down?

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Joey on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:43pm

" bring back our baby. "

!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 1:11pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am:

I'd rather have glencar back.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Some Guy on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 1:13pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:27pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am:

I'd rather have glencar back.

What did you guys do to glencar? All upside his head? Did he start crying? When did this go down?

no dine and dash involved.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by TomL on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 1:25pm

Now thats our baby. :paristhong

Thanks kins.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Some Guy on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 3:45pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 10:01pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 6:46am:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 12:26am:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 17^th, 2011 at 9:19pm:

This "Carissa" thing is puzzling.

we welcome all

Twenty minutes late to work? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests. Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts. Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive. Look ready to go publicly spastic. Again, "verge of tears" helps. Fear is a great motivating factor in avoiding responsibility. Any more tips needed, please pm me

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by GotToRollMe on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 4:50pm

Starbuck wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:00am:

i can answer the question of tele's whereabouts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FETpdsK6AEc&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

(OK, it's recycled material, but it gets the point across!)

LMAO. I'm having a flashback of the entire episode as we speak.

TomL, you are a shit stirrer extraordinaire...lol...

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Joey on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 5:46pm

" no dine and dash involved . "

!!

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Joey on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 5:47pm

" I'd rather have glencar back "

!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 6:46pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 1:13pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:27pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am:

I'd rather have glencar back.

What did you guys do to glencar? All upside his head? Did he start crying? When did this go down?

no dine and dash involved.

Que donde esta aqui? Consuelo? Piso. Piso mojado. Cuidado.

I heard you guys did a number on him. Like some secret fucking meeting to discuss the situation, all closed doors, power chamber type stuff, then a plan was hatched, and glencar was accosted at the supermarket and dragged out into the alley and got the living piss slapped out of him, like Peter Lorre circa 1940. Then you all began to retch and vomit when it became apparent he liked the abuse. Tables were turned. A moment in time, marked with shame.

Are you sure that isn't how this all went down? My sources are the fucking best, man. They know this stuff.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 9:10pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 6:46pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 1:13pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:27pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am:

I'd rather have glencar back.

What did you guys do to glencar? All upside his head? Did he start crying? When did this go down?

no dine and dash involved.

Moonie...I'm sure that at some point one of your posts might possibly make the tiniest bit of sense..........I'm just hoping that it's in this millenium. :scary

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 9:56pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 9:10pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 6:46pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 1:13pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:27pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am:

I'd rather have glencar back.

What did you guys do to glencar? All upside his head? Did he start crying? When did this go down?

no dine and dash involved.

Moonie...I'm sure that at some point one of your posts might possibly make the tiniest bit of sense..........I'm just hoping that it's in this millenium. :scary

Keep hoping hophead. I got my unexpected, beautiful audience over the years.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Starbuck on Jul 20^th, 2011 at 2:29pm

moonpie

i understand you're confused about the glencar departure, correct? well i went ahead and made this educational video which, in the end, will help you to understand the situation more clearly. if you have any questions, let me know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlaOa4Hqk1Q

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Some Guy on Jul 20^th, 2011 at 6:22pm

Starbuck wrote on Jul 20^th, 2011 at 2:29pm:

I peed a little

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by sirmoonie on Jul 20^th, 2011 at 6:54pm

Starbuck wrote on Jul 20^th, 2011 at 2:29pm:

You are very talented. But I'm more confused than ever. I heard he got the snot smacked out of him, someone even made him chew on his socks. Heard this from like 5 different reliable sources. He was totally humiliated, but seemed to enjoy it in some perverse way. Especially the sock thing, masticating away on it as if it was Gorton's of Gloucester haddock.

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by Joey on Jul 21^st, 2011 at 6:26pm

" ... understand you're confused about the glencar departure, correct? well i went ahead and made this educational video which, in the end, will help you to understand the situation more clearly. if you have any questions, let me know. "

********** { Young Joey now laughing so hard he has just soiled himself } **************

" God I love this board Ronnie !!!!!! "

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !

Title: Re: Where is Tele?
Post by TomL on Jul 22^nd, 2011 at 7:52am

Thanks Mary. But I was just talking about tele......................... :kissmyass