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Title: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 25^th, 2011 at 6:09pm

Alright with you Hello. A safe Memorial Day Weekend to you
last time I posted here I got yelled at for posting
a non Stones thread.

My guitar wants to kill your mama

You know your mama and yur daddy think
I'm no good for you...

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Edith Grove on May 25^th, 2011 at 6:36pm

Copsnrobbers... [smiley=thumbup.gif]

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 25^th, 2011 at 7:10pm

Hi Edith Grove long time no see good to hear from you.

Dreamed I was an Eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Under my boots 'n around my toe
Frost had bit the ground below
(Boop-boop aiee-ay-ah!)
Was a hundred degrees below zero
And my momma cried:
Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo
And my momma cried:
Nanook-a, no no
Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh

Welcome To St. Alfonzo's pancake breakfast
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
And wheedled on the Bingo cards
In lieu of the latrine

I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
While she was totally in chenille
And her old man was a Marine

As she abused the sausage pattie
And said, "Why don't you
treat me mean?"
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 25^th, 2011 at 7:34pm

Hello everyone more Zappa continues Uncle Remus says "enjoy!"

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 25^th, 2011 at 7:51pm

The Mystery Man came over
An' he said: "I'm outa-site!"

He said, for a nominal service charge,
I could reach nervonna t'nite
If I was ready, willing 'n able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of
his pressing affairs
And devote His Attention to me
But I said . . .
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
Look here brother,
Don't you waste your time on me

The Mystery Man got nervous
An' he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
An' he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
An' a can of foamin' goo
But he told me right then when
the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Afro-dytee
An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said:

"You might not believe this,
little fella, but it'll cure
your Asthma too!"
An' I said . . .
Look here brother,

Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?)
Look here brother,
Don't you waste your time on me
Don't waste yer time . . .

I've got troubles of my own, I said
An' you can't help me out
So take your meditations
an' your preparations
An' ram it up yer snout
"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!", he said
An' held it to the light
So I snatched it
All away from him
An' I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was Deep
I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
An' told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings
An' pocket watch
An' everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around,
I said
"The price of meat has just gone up
An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . "
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now is that a real poncho or is
that a Sears poncho?)
Don't you know,
You could make more money as a butcher,
So don't you waste your time on me
(Don't waste it, don't waste
your time on me . . . )
Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm
SSHONTAY
Lyrics: Cosmik Debris, Frank Zappa [end]

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 25^th, 2011 at 8:48pm

Everything alright in the critques section plenty of shiit?
i am the "Zomby Woof"

I was built for comfort not for speed
Got everything you good girls need
see me coming
throw your man out the door
might not get
this way no more.

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 25^th, 2011 at 9:20pm

I am the Zomby Woof!
Three hundred years ago
I thought I might get some sleep
I stretched myself out onna antique bed
An' my spirit did a midnite creep

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on May 25^th, 2011 at 9:23pm

The main page of Rocks Off

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on May 25^th, 2011 at 9:25pm

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 25^th, 2011 at 9:47pm

Hi Voodoo Chile in Wonderland. Alright!

Does humor belong in music?

From Madam Wong's to Starwood
To the Whiskey on the Strip
You can hear the crashing, blasting strum
Of bands that come to be real hip
And get a record contract
From a talent scout some day
They'll sell their ass,
their cocks and balls
They'll take the check 'n' walk away
If they're lucky they'll get famous
For a week or two perhaps
They'll buy some ugly clothes to wear
And hope the business don't collapse
Before some stupid magazine
Decides they're really good
They're a Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
From downtown Hollywood

Tinsel Town Rebellion, Tinsel
Town Rebellion Band
It's a little bitty Tinsel Town Rebellion
A Tinsel Town Rebellion Band

They used to play all kinds of stuff
And some of it was nice
Some of it was musical
But then they took some guy's advice
To get a record deal, he said,
They would have to be more punk
Forget their chops and play real dumb
Or else they would be sunk
So off they go to S.I.R. to
learn some stupid riffs

Oh no! No no no no no no no no!
Cause the aces are good

And when they think they've got it
They launch a new career
Who gives a fuck if what they play
Is somewhat insincere
Let's dance the blues again
Everybody!
Dance the blues again

Come on and
Dance the blues again
Get down from the...

I write the songs that make
the young girls cry!

Did you know that in Tinsel Town
the people down there
Think that substance is a bore
And if your New Wave group looks good
They'll hurry on back for more
Of leather groups

I do I!
We'll rock you like a nincompoop!

and plastic groups

Rubber goods!

I'll tumble for ya!
(He'll tumble for ya!)
I'll tumble for ya!
I'll tumble for ya very much!
Moo moo moo moo moo
(Home town sausage tambourine)
Moo moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo moo-wah!

The Tinsel Town aficionados
Come to see and not to hear
But then again this system works
As perfect as a dream
It works for all of those
record company pricks

Let's see that record company prick again

It works for all of those
record company pricks

Now do it when it hits the floor
It works for all of those
record company pricks
Who come to skim the cream
From the cesspools of excitement
Where Jim Morrison once stood
It's that Tinsel Town Rebellion
From down down down
(down down down)
Town town town
(town town town)
Holly lolly lolly
(holly lolly lolly
Woody woody Pecker pecker
(Woody woody Pecker pecker)
Wood

Woody Pecker pecker!
Woody woody Pecker pecker!
Hi ho Woody!
Hi ho Pecker!
One-Adam-Twelve, see de pecker!

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on May 25^th, 2011 at 9:55pm

As you can see copsnrobbers, sometimes it doesn't

:willya

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 25^th, 2011 at 10:37pm

ZAPPA.

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on May 25^th, 2011 at 10:46pm

cops?

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 25^th, 2011 at 11:07pm

"keep it greasey so it goes down easy"

"Baby don't you wanna a man like me"

"I couldn't say where she's coming' from,
But I just met a lady
named Dinah-Moe Humm"

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on May 25^th, 2011 at 11:09pm

There are three things that smell of fish.
One of them is fish.
The other two are growing on youuuuuuuhuhuuuuuuuhuuuuuuu!

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 26^th, 2011 at 12:03am

Zappa: It works like this if you take any kind of
melody I don't care if it's Hawaiian music with a fuzz tone guitar
with a certian type of drum beat people call it rock and roll
but what you got is a Hawaiian song so how are you gonna categorize it ?

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Winter Tour on May 26^th, 2011 at 2:07am

copsnrobbers,great job as usual ! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Nice to read you again .
Cheers ,SwayStones .

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on May 26^th, 2011 at 12:42pm

this is me wearing a Zappa t-shirt (september 1981)

That was my second Zappa tee, I don't have pictures wearing the first one :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 26^th, 2011 at 5:51pm

Hi hello Swaystone Voodoo Chili (do you have that t-shirt?) Edith Grove everyone
sneaking a peep ...
I saw Frank in concert many times,
looking back Zappa shows were special.

I am the Slime
http://youtu.be/jonzFUPBelc

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 26^th, 2011 at 6:05pm

"and you will do what you are told till the rights for you are sold"

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 26^th, 2011 at 7:14pm

Zappa: I started writing so called serious music
or non rock n' roll music about the time I was 14 yrs old
and didn't write anything that resembles "RnR"
R&B till I was 20 . I like "Edgard Varse"
the music was beautiful and i couldn't understand
when my mom started screaming at me take it in the other room
cause it bothered her while she was ironing."

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 27^th, 2011 at 7:04pm

"What do you do? you join the Mothers and you end up working for Frank Zappa
and he makes you be a creep you could of played the blues
with Jon Mayall exciting jazz with Blood Sweat and Tears .
No one will will ever take you seriously after this . How can they?
in the business you either gotta play the blues
or sing with a high pitch voice."

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Copsnrobbers on May 27^th, 2011 at 7:37pm

Straight up in that chair and pay attention
peoples this is for your own good
Do you know what you are?
You are what you is...."

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by MrPleasant on May 29^th, 2011 at 9:59am

Zappa, a workaholic and a soft spoken gentleman.

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Brainbell Jangler on May 29^th, 2011 at 2:07pm

Concentration Moon
Over the camp in the valley
Concentration Moon
Wish I was back in the alley
With all of my friends
Still running free
Hair growing out
Every hole in me
AMERICAN WAY
How did it start?
Thousands of creeps
Killed in the park
AMERICAN WAY
Try and explain
Scab of a nation
Driven insane
Don't cry
Gotta go bye bye
SUDDENLY: DIE DIE
COP KILL A CREEP! pow pow pow
Concentration Moon
Over the camp in the valley
Concentration Moon
Wish I was back in the alley
With all of my friends,
Still running free;
Hair growing out
Every hole in me
AMERICAN WAY
Threatened by US
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
AMERICAN WAY
Prisoner: lock
SMASH EVERY CREEP
IN THE FACE WITH A ROCK
Don't cry
Gotta go bye bye
SUDDENLY: DIE DIE
COP KILL A CREEP! pow pow pow

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Brainbell Jangler on May 29^th, 2011 at 2:22pm

"As you listen, think of the concentration camps in California constructed during World War II to house potentially dangerous oriental citizens. . . the same camps which many say are now being readied for use as part of the FINAL SOLUTION to the NON-CONFORMIST (hippy?) PROBLEM today. You might allow yourself (regardless of the length of your hair or how you feel about greedy wars & paid assassins) to imagine YOU ARE A GUEST AT CAMP REAGAN. You might imagine you have been invited to try out a wonderful new RECREATIONAL DEVICE (designed by the Human Factors Engineering Lab as a method of relieving tension & pent-up hostilities among the members of the CAMP STAFF . . . a thankless job which gives little or no ego gratification. . . even for the chief warden). At the end of the piece, YOUR CRIME will be carved on your back."

Title: Re: The Crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Post by Brainbell Jangler on May 29^th, 2011 at 2:31pm

Imagine hippies being dragged to the camps like the Bon Jovi/Pavlov thread.
Brainy
:nooslajaleisk