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Title: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Copsnrobbers on Nov 16^th, 2010 at 2:43pm

We interrupt this site with the
"Gravy Resistance" already in progress.

I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be
You're gonna give your love to me
I'm gonna love you night and day

My love bigger than a Cadillac
I try to show it and you're drivin' me back

Love to last more than one day

Shsss. The holidays just around the corner
that was fast good bye 2010 hello 2075
Good evening I'm Ed Sullivan welcome to the show
a really big Hello to those of you watching at home
on your local station listening all across
the world on Arm Force Radio to all pirate radio stations
afloat and those youngster on the the world wide spiderweb
Now tonite many many surprise Plus SUPER SURPRISE!!
My little chickuhdees!" Here on our stage we have
assemble a magnitude of stars to entertain and
perform Now,
not since the lights on all the Christmas trees
went out in Stony Canyon, and certainly never ever
in my sweet charmed life have I felt like this before .
I couldn’t believe my eyes, But now,
I can see it 2010 is clinging for dear life.
Some just can't let it go. Some people zipping through
the days at lightning speed. Some looking for that perfect turkey
Some say my whole life is hanging on a thread.
Our first guest learned to play guitar at the age of five.

Title: Re: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Edith Grove on Nov 16^th, 2010 at 3:16pm

Gravy ain't got no resistance.

Title: Re: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Copsnrobbers on Nov 16^th, 2010 at 4:16pm

Edith Grove wrote on Nov 16^th, 2010 at 3:16pm:

Gravy ain't got no resistance.

Hey EG how's the big easy treating you?
thanks for the chuckle. here comes the madness.

Title: Re: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Copsnrobbers on Nov 16^th, 2010 at 5:06pm

Our first guest learned to play guitar at the age of five.
Now our next group wrestled with the devil
though there was obvious sexual tension their
greates hit include "I Wanna Be Your Nun!"
"Have You Seen Your Mother Superior Standing
In The Shadows"

" This Could Be The Last Time I come to confession!"
"I Can't Get no Prayer Answered "
“As Sinners Go By" " Has Anybody Seen My Rosary?"
"19th Nervous Hot Flash" "Lets Spend the night praying"
" The Prodical Nun" " Honky Tonk Nunnery "
between Sister Bertille and Carlos.
You know Carlos would have shown here
the whole Enchilada and the bells would
have been ringing in San Tanco.
Sister Bertrille whips out a guitar
and sings a song. And she was such
a hit that they offered to make her a star,
a-la The Sinning Nun"

LADIES AND GERMSTHE SINNING NUN!

Title: Re: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Copsnrobbers on Nov 16^th, 2010 at 5:38pm

Remember everybody has a right to eat in this world
and with that Ladies and Gentlebedwetters
TEMPLE OF THE DOG WITH "HUNGER STRIKE"

I don't mind Stealing Bread From the mouths of decadence...

But I can't feed on the powerless When
my cup's already overfilled But it's on the table,
The fire's cooking And they're farming babies,
and the slaves are all working... Blood is on the table,
the mouths are chokin'.. I'm going hungry...

Title: Re: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Nov 16^th, 2010 at 9:10pm

Great post (the first) as always but I don't get the one of the "Temple of the Dogs"... ??? :willya

BTW.-..

Gravy?

Title: Re: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Copsnrobbers on Nov 17^th, 2010 at 12:20am

Hi Voodoo Chile "Temple of the Dog"
they're an off shoot from Pearl Jam, Soundgarden
Seattle musicians. the song "Hunger Strike'
is a poweful song this time of year.
Mmm Gravy.

Title: Re: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Copsnrobbers on Nov 17^th, 2010 at 1:06am

Hi how are you ? good health to you.
Been so long since I last
posted a thread . I do wanna get serious
for a moment just to say , safe holidays folks.

Welome to the Gravy Re-re-re-re-re-resistance.
It's a ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-gas!

"We are haunted by the vastness of eternity.
And so we ask ourselves... will our actions
echo across the centuries?
Will strangers hear our names long after we're gone...
and wonder who we were...
how bravely we fought...
how fiercely we loved?"

Do we have to fly this fast, what’s the hurry?
Why is everybody in a rush ? "
-Don’t ask just keep flying!!-
"But why ?"

-Don’t you get-it?! people shooting turkeys
pretty soon they’ll start shooting at us too
lordhavemercy.-

-What he say ? -
"don’t ask just keep flapping !!"

Title: Re: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Copsnrobbers on Nov 17^th, 2010 at 3:41pm

What the hell is going on? whats all the ruckess?

This way ,hurry turkeys run for your lives!

"Omg those poor poor sweet turkeys"

I better warn the others..

IMG]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b398/bkcalif/Thanksgiving-401961.jpg[/IMG]
Run for your lives!! ...

Stand back turkeys THIS IS AN UNLAWFUL ASSEMBLY I'M CALLING BACK UP!

Lets give a big welcome to the Bob Dylan Players!
IN "FOOD WAS FLYING EVERYWHERE!"

Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving.

1. "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

2. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
3. "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
4. "Talk about a huge breast!"
5. "It's Cool Whip time!"
6. "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
7. "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
8. "Are you going to come again next time?"

9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
10. "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
11. "Don't play with your meat."
12. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
13. "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
14. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
15. "You still have a little bit on your chin."

16. "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
17. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
18. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
19. "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
20. "How many are coming?"

21. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

22. "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
23. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

Les: No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God,
Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this?
Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes!
One just went through the windshield of a parked car!
Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting
the ground like sacks of wet cement!
Not since the Hindenberg tragedy
has there been anything like this!

LONG LIVE THE GRAVY RESISTANCE!!!

Johnny: Les? Are you there? Les isn't there.
(composing himself)
Thanks for that on-the-spot report,
Les, and for those of you who just tuned in,
the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed
with live turkeys. Film at eleven.

Jennifer: But Mr Colly, a lot of turkeys
don't make it through Thanksgiving!

Venus: Les! Are you okay?

Les: I don't know. A man and his two children
tried to kill me.
After the turkeys hit the pavement,
the crowd kind of scattered, but some of
them tried to attack me!
I had to jam myself into a phone booth!
Then Mr Carlson had the helicopter
land in the middle of the parking lot.
I guess he thought he could save the day
by turning the rest of the turkeys loose.
It gets pretty strange after that.

Andy: Les, c'mon now, tell us the rest.
Les: I really don't know how to describe it.
It was like the turkeys mounted a counterattack!
It was almost as if they were... organized!!

Mr Carlson: As God is my witness,
I thought turkeys could fly.

"Boys forget the whale"

First Mate Spunk: Land ahoy! Land ahoy!
Oh, my God, I don't know.. oh, it might be land
, maybe it's another boat..

Oh, daft, it might me a cloud! No,
I can't tell, this damn thing is torturing me.
Oh, maybe it's a cloud, I'm not sure, oh dear!

STOW IT!, YOU BLOOMING COCKROACHES
WE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS !!!
TRIM THAT SAIL SLACK WINDWARD !!!
HAUL THE HALYARD SLACKEN BRACES
I WANT FIRE DOWN BELOW YOU FIFTHY TOADS !
Slack windward have the pennantline hoisted.
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!

Title: Re: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Copsnrobbers on Nov 17^th, 2010 at 5:25pm

:)

I was riding on the Mayflower
When I thought I spied some land
I yelled for Captain Arab I have yuh
understand
Who came running to the deck Said,
"Boys, forget the whale Look on over
yonder Cut the engines Change the sail

Haul on the bowline"
We sang that melody
Like all tough sailors do
When they are far away at sea.

"I think I'll call it America"
I said as we hit the land I took a deep breath
I fell down, I could not stand Captain Arab
he started Writing up some deeds He said,
"Let's set up a fort And start buying
the place with beads"
Just then this cop comes down the street
Crazy as a loon He throw us all in jail
For carryin' harpoons.

Ah me I busted out Don't even ask me how
I went to get some help I walked by
a Guernsey cow
Who directed me down
To the Bowery slums
Where people carried signs around
Saying, "Ban the bums"
I jumped right into line Sayin'
"I hope that I'm not late" When
I realized I hadn't eaten
For five days straight.

Now, I didn't mean to be nosy But
I went into a bank To get some bail
for Arab And all the boys back in the tank
They asked me for some collateral
And I pulled down my pants
They threw me in the alley When up comes this girl
from France Who invited me to her house
I went, but she had a friend Who knocked me out
And robbed my boots And I was on the street again.

Well, I rapped upon a house With the US flag
upon display I said, "Could you help me out
I got some friends down the way "
The man says, "Get out of here I'll tear you limp from limb"
I said,

"You know they refused Jesus, too"
He said, "You're not Him!
Get out of here before
I break your bones I ain't your pop"
I decided to have him arrested And
I went lookin for a cop.

I ran right outside And I hopped inside a cab
I went out the other door This Englishman said,
"Fab" As he saw me leap a hot dog stand
And a chariot that stood

Parked across from a building Advertising brotherhood
I ran right through the front door Like a hobo sailor
does But it was just a funeral parlor And
the man asked me who I was.
I repeated that my friends Where all in jail,
with a sigh He gave me his card
He said,

"Call me if they die"

I shook his hand and
said goodbye Ran out to the street When
a bowling ball came down the road
And knocked me off my feet
A pay phone was ringing It just about blew my mind
When I picked it up and said hello
This foot came through the line.

Well, by this time I was feed up At tryin'g
to make a stab At bringin' back any help
For my friends and captain Arab
I decided to flip a coin Like either
heads or tails
Would let me know if I should go Back
to the ship or back to jail So
I hooked my sailor suit And I got a coin to flip
It came up tails It rhymed with sails
So I made it back to the ship.

Well, I got back and took The parkin'
ticket off the mast
I was ripping it to shreds When this coastguard boat went past
They asked me my name And I said,
"Captain Kidd"
They believed me but
They wanted to know
What exactly that I did ?
I said for the Pope of Eruke I was employed
They let me go right away They were very paranoid.

Well, the last I heard of Arab He was stuck on a whale
That was married to the deputy Sheriff of the jail

But the funniest thing was When I was
leavin' the bay
I saw three ships a-sailin'
There were all heading my way
I asked the captain what his name was
And how come he didn't drive a truck

He said his name was Columbus
I just said,
"Good luck".

Title: Re: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Copsnrobbers on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 9:16pm

Ladies and gentlemen dig the Who.

Good evening ... Back in the early
seventies I hi-tailed it to the Los Angeles Forum
try and get my hands on 'WHO ' Tickets .
It would be an overnighter sleeping in the vast Forum parking lot
with about more than a few thousand "WHo " fans
waiting to to get the wrist band which meant you are
special you can get a ticket the rest of you "Get the F* out of here!
Only we didn't leave....

Thousands camped overnight
drove for miles and miles and miles
Oh Yeah..

the cops started to loose their smiles
The concert wasn't untill Nov. yet the
hassle to get tickets had just started
and no one was in the mood to be in denial
for a chance to see THE WHO...

thank you driver for getting me here

Title: Re: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Kilroy on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:14pm

WOW! THAT SOME READ!

Title: Re: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Copsnrobbers on Nov 20^th, 2010 at 3:35pm

Hi Kilroy, thanks.

The boys and girls coming
home from college for the holidays
They Look content to be having dinner
at home with the family

It’s a special occasion it’s Thanksgiving

Don’t worry your food housing and insecurity
will be guaranteed by your Dept of
Redundancy don’t panic jobs food are on the way
next time you see me I will have eaten.

(Next passage is from Firesign theartre*)

Deacon E.L. Mouth
Good evening! Is it going to be ALLL RIGHT? !!!!! Let me hear you!
-IT’S GOING TO BE ALRIGHT!-

“hallelujah!!! you bet, dear friends It’s going to
be all-Right! it’s going to be all-right this morning at the power
house church of sacred bleeding heart of the presumptuous
assumption of the blinding light !"
-Ol’ blinding light, Ol’ light that blinds
I can not see look out for me-

"Let me give a big Shout out to the Angel Singers!
Thank you Angel Singers you devils you!
With special fill in drummer .

thank you . And thank you !!!"

Can I get a big HALLELUJAH FROM YA?! !!
- “HALLELUJAH!!” -
Yes friend welcome to Pastor Bob
hour of reckoning with organ
Leroy at his organ again and
the 50 voice choir the Angel singers!

-May the good lord shine a light on you
make every song you sing your favorite tune-

I’m Deacon E.L. Mouth. But Dear friends
in theses days of modern time,
what with Jobless numbers and foreclosures
are skyrocketing like a rocket the stock
market is plummeting the auto industry is
teetering on the edge of collapse ministries exposed
pornography hot dog stands
for what they are. Led toys Mishegas!
We must turn the page turn the corner we must
turn to Pastor Bob
who reads only good books and is high on
the real thing therefore
I Ask you to give as little money
to the needy and less fortunate
this holiday season ,and now
PASTOR BOB!!!.

Pastor Bob : Thank you dear friends
it’s good to see you Hallelujah!
Trailing clouds of glory!!! Can you
feel the presence the fury?!!!
Gold rings to you all Bless you
thank you thank you..
BTW a happy Thanksgiving
to our invited guest.

My Dear Church-goers, I’m not high on fake drugs
I’m high on the blinding light
I’m coming down from the clouds and now
I’m hungry and I’m marching
Yes!
Dear friends that ‘s right marching
to eat !
Because after the 40 year war with the cows,
today’s sermon reflects on the upcoming Food season

Title: Re: The Gravy Resistance
Post by Copsnrobbers on Nov 20^th, 2010 at 5:08pm

Come on up here if you want to eat! Come on up darlings don’t be afraid
I wont bite you
is it to much friend?
look at this steaming heap to much of admiral turkey
crusting on French fries chicken
fingers dip in gravy resistance

to many cuts of mother
bakers deep dish sheep pizza pie

take the hot butters crook clusters
say thank you friend say thank you!

Not with your mouth full Ill talk you eat and while you
eat be assured friend
One of the two great guys in the sky is thanking
me as you’re thanking me…

the glories of food I want you to pick up
those plates and eat those condiments there.
I want you to fill your body and your
mouth and your mind with the thoughts
of food!

“WE’RE HUNGRY!”
Yes! Let me hear you say it ‘WE’RE HUNGRY TOO!”
Yes! you’re hungry too, we’re all hungry .
are you hungry? of course your hungry !
I’m hungry so lets eat!
And he said the word and we ate it. hot dog!
And what was the word? “ HOT DOG!”
Yes ! Dear Friends A mighty Hot dog is our lord…
I’m not talking about hate no,
I’m talking about ate dinner at eight…
LETS EAT !

You must cut your mash potatoes with a
stick use a fork in the gravy
lets us be as children , and what do children do?

THE STOP THEMSELVES FROM BEING DENIED
FROM BEING HUNGRY THEY EAT !

THE ONE BOND THAT HOLDS THE WORLD TOGETHER THE
BOND OF FOOD ! THE NEED FOR FOOD! VOID OF EMPTIYNESS
WE MUST LANQUISH IN THE SANDWICH THE FULLNESS OF IT !
Therefore we must eat our friends the bird
the turkey the Hamthe lamb the lambham
the cow “AND THE MONKEY TOO”
YES! Dear friends the monkey too, why not?!
They are our friends too.
Yes it’s good to eat a friend my friend.
And when the duck comes down we greet him
With a word what is that word?..
LET ME HEAR YOU! … “ FRIEND or FOOD!!!”
Yes! lets Then take pleasure in every tender morsel
Yes! dear Friends Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More sugar!