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Title: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Post by Joey on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 10:21am

Hello Me Stonesian Kin ........................

Last Evening , whilst we were preparing a lovely Saturday Night Steak Dinner , my girlfriend decided to play the Voodoo Lounge CD ( .. a nice selection BTW ) .

Unfortunately , as I was chopping up the mushrooms ( the kind you buy in the supermarket ) , I accidentally cut my left index finger ( ... a fairly deep gash ) . No stitches were needed but blood starting flowing all over the kitchen counter so I rushed into the bathroom to rinse the wound and wrap a washcloth around the cut . It was then that I heard my girlfriend ' SHRIEK ' so I ran back into the kitchen to see what was going on ....... she saw me and immediately brayed , " Your blood is moving !!!!! "

" What ?! .. !!!! " .. I exclaimed !!!! ...... " Are you HIGH ?!!!! " , I stated .

However , as I peered down closer at the spilt blood on the kitchen counter , I noticed that it was indeed moving .......... Upon closer reflection I observed that the red blood cells inside the capillaries were swaying back and forth to the beat of the track " I Got A Brand New Car " .

You see me Stonesian Brothers & Sisters ...... it is in me blood !!!!! *** THE STONES !!! ***

I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!!

" Hit Me RonnieCakes ! "

O'kins ! ™

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Post by Bingo on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 11:06am

SWEETHEARTS TOGETHER, cooking dinner, damn those mushrooms have a MEAN DISPOSITION. Joey, in hopes that SPARKS WILL FLY after his delicious meal, is sensing that LOVE IS STRONG with him and his lady.

Joey then says to his girl, "BABY BREAK IT DOWN, what do you dig about me?" She says, "THRU AND THRU, I GO WILD with you." Joey smiles upon hearing this, he wants to cry tears of joy, but those bloodshot eyes are OUT OF TEARS.

At night when the MOON IS UP and NEW FACES gaze into each others eyes, he can't believe THE WORST thing is going to happen. BLINDED BY RAINBOWS, he cuts his finger. Not to worry, his love is there to SUCK ON THE JUGULAR. She smiled sweetly and said, baby "YOU GOT ME ROCKING!"

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Post by Edith Grove on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 11:08am

LOOKOUT !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV18scOsX54 :blankfriggingstare1

Title: Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 2:33pm

Edith Grove wrote on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 11:08am:

LOOKOUT !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV18scOsX54 :blankfriggingstare1

That'll make your blood move a lot better than Voodoo Lounge will. :perverted

Title: Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Post by Pdog on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 2:53pm

is maxlugars finger ok?

Title: Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Post by Joey on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 6:23pm

" That'll make your blood move a lot better than Voodoo Lounge will. "

S.C.L . .................

I do not know how to play guitar but is the following statement true ? :

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" the guitarists...you should bash the shit out of the low E-string when you play that, but instead they are playing the E-chord on the beat as if they are afraid of rocking... "

Title: Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Post by Joey on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 6:28pm

" is maxlugars finger ok ? "

*** " ? " ***

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Post by Some Guy on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 7:19pm

Thanks Joey

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Post by Joey on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 7:25pm

" SWEETHEARTS TOGETHER, cooking dinner, damn those mushrooms have a MEAN DISPOSITION. Joey, in hopes that SPARKS WILL FLY after his delicious meal, is sensing that LOVE IS STRONG with him and his lady.

Joey then says to his girl, "BABY BREAK IT DOWN, what do you dig about me?" She says, "THRU AND THRU, I GO WILD with you." Joey smiles upon hearing this, he wants to cry tears of joy, but those bloodshot eyes are OUT OF TEARS.

At night when the MOON IS UP and NEW FACES gaze into each others eyes, he can't believe THE WORST thing is going to happen. BLINDED BY RAINBOWS, he cuts his finger. Not to worry, his love is there to SUCK ON THE JUGULAR. She smiled sweetly and said, baby "YOU GOT ME ROCKING ! "

Bingo ..................

You make Joey smile .

Oh , .... and your Avatar STILL looks Stoned !!!!!

JACKY ! ™

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Post by Some Guy on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 7:27pm

Joey wrote on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 10:21am:

Best Joey Ever.

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Post by sweetcharmedlife on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 7:31pm

Joey wrote on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 6:23pm:

I don't play guitar either Joey. So you know what I do. I turn up to ten and let that sucker blast. :thatwassmart

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Post by Starbuck on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 10:41pm

Joey wrote on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 7:28pm:

" Best Joey Ever . "

God Gave me a gift Some Guy .............

.... and then he gave me your sweet sweet love !!!!

O'kins ! ™

get a room, homos.

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Post by Some Guy on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 6:27am

This ain't bringing back the summer of Starbuck

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Post by Scottfree on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 8:11am

JB is rolling in his grave....

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Post by Some Guy on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 9:26am

Scottfree wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 8:11am:

JB is rolling in his grave....

funny

Title: Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Post by Joey on Aug 31^st, 2010 at 5:57pm

" So you know what I do. I turn up to ten and let that sucker blast. "

My 'Nizzle !!!!!!!

Title: Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Post by Ade on Sep 1^st, 2010 at 2:33am

Joey wrote on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 10:21am:

Hello Me Stonesian Kin ........................

Last Evening , whilst we were preparing a lovely Saturday Night Steak Dinner

Macca will not be happy....

Title: Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Post by Pdog on Sep 1^st, 2010 at 10:18am

this ain't beinging herpes back

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Post by sweetcharmedlife on Sep 1^st, 2010 at 10:50am

Pdog wrote on Sep 1^st, 2010 at 10:18am:

this ain't beinging herpes back

Coke whore. :solongsucker

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Post by straycatuk on Sep 1^st, 2010 at 12:26pm

You Got Me Rocking Joey.......................I was a butcher cutting up meat.....ouch !

sc uk

Title: Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Post by Joey on Sep 2^nd, 2010 at 5:52pm

" You Got Me Rocking Joey.......................I was a butcher cutting up meat.....ouch ! "

I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!!!

!!!!