‎"In fact, punk rock means exemplary manners towards your fellow human being"
Joe Strummer

He's got a girl's name, wears make-up & is into horror, how original!!!!
Alice Cooper on Marilyn Manson.

"I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five".

Mick Jagger

"We piss anywhere man."

Brian Jones

"You can't really dust for vomit."

- Nigel Tufnel

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When you play with David Lee Roth; blowjobs grow on trees
-the guitarist

“I’m Sagittarius, half-man, half-horse, with a license to shit in the street.” - Keef

http://www.thesharkguys.com/2010/05/14/top-20-keith-richards-quotes/  :wtf1

“It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.”


-Mick Jagger

not all strictly rock and roll

Hell is full of musical amateurs.
George Bernard Shaw

I don't care much about music. What I like is sounds.
Dizzy Gillespie

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.
Bob Dylan

Don't play what's there, play what's not there.
Miles Davis

You can't arrest me, I'm a rockstar.
Sid Vicious

That aint tactics baby that's just the beast in me.
Elvis as Vince Everett (Jail House Rock)

Once you are dead, you are made for life.
Jimi Hendrix

Look, you're here to see me, and I can't go on until my dealer is here, and he's waiting to be paid, so give me some money so I can fix up, and then you'll get your show.
Iggy Pop

Rock 'n Roll: The most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has been my misfortune to hear.
Frank Sinatra

"Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1993

Fuck Off Gazza will ya?........anonymous

gimmekeef wrote on Aug 17^th, 2010 at 7:06am:

Fuck Off Gazza will ya?........anonymous

Are you sure this is correct?

I'm thinking the exact quote is "Fuck you Gazza, will ya?"

Accuracy is important when quoting.  :whydontcha

Edith Grove wrote on Aug 17^th, 2010 at 7:10am:

gimmekeef wrote on Aug 17th, 2010 at 7:06am: Fuck Off Gazza will ya?........anonymous Are you sure this is correct? I'm thinking the exact quote is "Fuck you Gazza, will ya?" Accuracy is important when quoting.  :whydontcha

Yes you are correct!......next time I will finish my coffee before posting.....

gimmekeef wrote on Aug 17^th, 2010 at 7:06am:

Fuck Off Gazza will ya?........anonymous

That is new, not anonymous so you can take the credit  :willya


Edith Grove wrote on Aug 17^th, 2010 at 7:10am:

I'm thinking the exact quote is "Fuck you Gazza, will ya?" Accuracy is important when quoting.  :whydontcha

That is the correct quote but that one is NOT annonymous, it was a creation of our great friend Jair "Coca Buena" Motta from Brazil

http://www.rocksoff.org/jair-motta.jpg

Well, it's a lyric, but I find it very inspiring and symbolic: "When all are one and one is all, to be a rock and not to roll".
If I ever got a tattoo, it'd be these lines.

P.S. Should we conclude Jair's gone for good? Haven't seen him around in years! Pity, I'm sure we'd get another classic quote.

"He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.”
-DLR

"Music is an indirect force for change, because it provides an anchor against human tragedy."

Jessie Michael, Operation Ivy

Patriotism is an instant reaction that fades away when the war starts.
-Mick Jagger

stonedinaustralia wrote on Aug 17^th, 2010 at 5:03am:

not all strictly rock and roll Hell is full of musical amateurs. George Bernard Shaw I don't care much about music. What I like is sounds. Dizzy Gillespie All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. Bob Dylan Don't play what's there, play what's not there. Miles Davis You can't arrest me, I'm a rockstar. Sid Vicious That aint tactics baby that's just the beast in me. Elvis as Vince Everett (Jail House Rock) Once you are dead, you are made for life. Jimi Hendrix Look, you're here to see me, and I can't go on until my dealer is here, and he's waiting to be paid, so give me some money so I can fix up, and then you'll get your show. Iggy Pop Rock 'n Roll: The most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has been my misfortune to hear. Frank Sinatra

Miles Davis' is one of my faves....perfect jazz quote. :)

A couple of years ago, a couple of geniuses put on something called Woodstock Festival. It was a tragedy. Groups recognised that they could go into larger cattle markets, play less time and make more dollars. What they've done is to destroy the rock industry.

Bill Graham

"Fuck Keith Richards, fuck all those dudes who survived the sixties. Flying around in private jets, living up their gunslinger reputation as they fuck supermodels in the most expensive hotel in Paris. It's like, you know what Lemmy's doing? Lemmy is probably drinking Jack'N' Cokes and writing another record!" Dave Grohl

 8-)

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
Tom Waits

Without deviation progress is not possible.
Frank Zappa

"I knew there was a reason I always hated you." - Keith to Mick Taylor




P. S. - I knew there was a reason that I hate Dave Grohl.

here's a word from the girls:!

You know, Neil Young is singing Rock n' roll will never die, and Neil never rocked and rolled in his life. I mean, he rocked, but he didn't roll. He has got no swing in him.
Joni Mitchell

I got treated very badly in Texas. They don't treat beatniks too good in Texas. Port Arthur people thought I was a beatnik, though they'd never seen one and neither had I.
Janis Joplin

If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts.
Camille Paglia

I'm worth more dead than alive. Don't cry for me after I'm gone; cry for me now.
Marlene Dietrich

and marlene keeps on giving

The weak are more likely to make the strong weak than the strong are likely to make the weak strong.
Marlene Dietrich

and giving

Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
Marlene Dietrich


that's rock and roll

Some guy's signature quoting Nellcote

'These posts are to be taken seriously.
We've had years honing our posting skills.
We are trained professionals.
I'd like to think you've now come to understand this is not any regular message board you've decided to post upon.
For this is Rocks Off.
The Greatest Message Board known to Man.
Dedicated to the Worlds Greatest Rock N Roll Band'. - Nellcote

GotToRollMe signature quoting TomL

"When I die I want to be burned and blown up Gazza's ass. Is he up for that? Is he a true stones fan. I know Voodoo would do it." - TomL '07

Viv Savage: [when asked by Marty if he has a creed he lives by]: "Have... a good time... all the time."

"I believe virtually everything I read." - David St. H.

'All right, actually I get asked... well, look, the question I get asked the most is... well, I mean, it happens a lot, okay, enough that I would remark on it... a lot of people come up to me and they say Tom, is it possible for a woman to get pregnant without intercourse?... and-uh... my answer's always the same, I say, well listen, we'll have to go all the way back to the Civil War... uh... apparently, a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and then lodged itself in the ovules of an eighteen-year old girl who was actually a hundred feet from him at the time... uh... well, the baby was fine, she was very happy, guilt-free... and... 'course the soldier was a little pissed off... well, when you think about it, it's actually a form of intercourse, but... not for everyone. Those who love action, maybe.' - Tom Waits.

What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen.
iggy pop

“People! There are two ways, there are TWO WAYS I can talk to you people tonight. I can talk to you people like this is an audience at a rock and roll concert. Or I can talk to you people like you were our friends. Now, we have been to Los Angeles enough times to know that the people who came here tonight are most definitely OUR FRIENDS. Now I want to tell you a little story. But this is just between you and me. But I want to caution all you people: this story is a little bit… DIRTY. So if any of you people are offended by that kind of stuff, GET THE FUCK OUT. ARE YOU READY LOS ANGELES?! Because I’m gonna warn you one more time: this story has to do with S-E-X. This afternoon… this afternoon, we flew into Los Angeles, California, we landed in LAX airport, must’ve been about 3:30 this afternoon, and we was walkin’ through the terminal when all of a sudden a stewardess comes walkin’ over to me and says, ‘Are you in a band?’ And you know the way I dress. I looked at this girl and I said, ‘No, sweetheart, I am not in a band; I am a doctor.’ She said, ‘Really?!’ I said, ‘Baby, I am DOCTOR LOVE.’ Then she says to me, ‘You’re really a doctor, huh?’ And I said, ‘Baby, not only am I a doctor, but you see these guys over here? We are aaaaaaall doctors, and we are on our way to the Forum tonight to do a serious, major operation.’ Now, I’m lookin’ this girl upside down, I’m lookin’ her up, I’m lookin’ her down, I’m lookin’ at her sideways, and all of a sudden she says, ‘You know something? I know who you are. You are in a band.’ And I said to her, ‘Baby, I am not in a band, I am in THE band!!’” - Paul Stanley

:Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

http://ithinkihatemy45s.blogspot.com/2009/11/kiss-having-fun-on-stage-with-stanley.html

The minute rock & roll reaches the head, forget it."
Keith Richards

"Fuck the little people - I hate all people!" - Lou Reed.

"I've never been able to understand the seriousness of it all, the seriousness of pride. People talk, act, live as if they're never going to die. And what do they leave behind? Nothing. Nothing but a mask". - Bob Dylan.

"I think it's really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It's such an absurdity to take anything really seriously ... I make an honest attempt not to take anything seriously: I worked that attitude out about the time I was eighteen, I mean, what does it all mean when you get right down to it, what's the story here? Being alive is so weird." - Frank Zappa.

"Everyone talks about rock these days; problem is they forget about the roll"
- Keith Richards

"I've always said, you can't take a joke, too fucking bad"
- Mick Jagger

I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.
Jerry Garcia

I think it's too bad that everybody's decided to turn on drugs, I don't think drugs are the problem. Crime is the problem. Cops are the problem. Money's the problem. But drugs are just drugs.
Jerry Garcia