Post by Edith Grove on Jul 6th, 2010 at 6:33am
Congrats, Riffy !!
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Title: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no? Post by Riffhard on Jul 6th, 2010 at 1:03am
Well, gang your intrepid Riffy has tied the knot again. This time though, I must say, I got it right. I am officially married to the one woman that was created for me by God! (Likewise, I'm sure.)
My wife's name is Holly, and she is the greatest woman on the planet! She has to be,- afterall, she took on my two teenage daughters, and yours truly. No easy task, I'm sure. We made it official on June 26th, and I would had let you all in on the secret earlier had I not been in beautiful Jah-maica for the last 9 days. Here's a hint for all of you who may plan on visiting Jamaica in the near, or not so near, future. If you want real roots rock reggae do NOT stay in a resort that is frequented by primarily white people of American, Canadian, European, or British descent. We stayed at Sandals Whitehouse in the parish of Westmorland. The place was spot on beautiful! Rum (and any other libation-ie; Red Stripe) served at many poolside, and beach side, bars with little wait, and a warm Jamaican smile, and a welcoming-"Ya, Mon! No Worries" attitude. The Jamaican people rank right up there with the Irish in their welcoming attitude (from an American perspective, of course). Jamaicans seem to genuinely get a kick out of watching white people act so incredibly white. Holly, and I, got a real belly laugh out of watching folks from Nebraska trying with all their might to act Jamaican. Though, I must say, to the local Jamaicans, all white folk are equally white. Try as I may, I could not make the locals see the difference between a white man born on Peachtree Street in downtown Atlanta, Ga. from a "white boy" from Rochester, New York. There is a huge difference, from this "white boy's" perspective, but they could not see it. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. Jamaicans are great people. They just live on "island time", and can't be bothered to notice the minor differences between us white folk. However, the double edged sword of staying at a resort that caters to mostly "white people" of American, British, and European descent is that the music and locality of Jamaica is decidedly "toned down" to suit the morons from places like Rochester, NY, London, Eng., and all other places that white people mostly live. If you want the real Jamaica, Sandals is not the place to stay. If you want the all-inclusive all-you-can-drink rum drinks, and food, it's brilliant! We opted for the free booze and food. Happily, I might add. When we wanted real roots-rock-reggae we just went back to the suite and cranked up the trusty I-pod. We got some very good ganja from the local staff that way. Nothing says "cool white boy" quite like some old school Yellow man, Sly and Robbie, and Eek-a-Mouse. So I'm a happy man today. I have a woman that loves me and my two daughters, and manages to put up with my rather opinionated world view. I could not be happier! That said, Obama sucks. Just like I always knew he would. The United States is a poorer nation for having voted this clueless fuck into office. Just like I knew we would be, and the beat goes on. Hey Obamadrones, next time listen to me! It's not like I'm trying to rub it into your faces here, but c'mon now, face the facts. He sucks with razor sharp teeth! You don't have to admit to me, but for fuck's sake, at least admit to yourself! In closing-I love my wife, she loves me and my kids, and we love our country, and Jamaica too! You don't have to love me, my kids, or Jamaica (though I'm sure you would), but love your country, and vote conservative! These liberals are fucking us all equally, and not in a good way. And yes, conservatives like ganja, too! Riffy and wife |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by AngieBlue on Jul 6th, 2010 at 2:52am
Congrats Riffy! I hope you and your bride have a wonderful life together.
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by charlotte on Jul 6th, 2010 at 5:02am
Congratulations to Riffy and his bride Holly!!!
PS. on your bumper there is a "Re-elect the President" sticker ... |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Egon on Jul 6th, 2010 at 5:33am
Congrats Riffy.
As for your political statement: Since you voted for Bush, I unfortunately can't take anything you say seriously :-) However, looking forward to meeting you next time in front of Stouts, to put all the wrongs in the world right! |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Edith Grove on Jul 6th, 2010 at 6:33am
Congrats, Riffy !!
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Pdog on Jul 6th, 2010 at 7:06am
I want to congratualte you, but why the hell are you bringing up all this race crap and poltics... I was all happy for you, but by the end of reading the post, I'm seriously emberassed to know you.
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Some Guy on Jul 6th, 2010 at 7:32am
atta boy Riffy- I rocked in Jaimaca at Ocho Rios a while back- the bellman hooked me up big time also!
Best Obama ever! |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Factory Girl on Jul 6th, 2010 at 8:19am
Congrats to Riffy and to the new Mrs. Riffy! Wonderful News! :booze :booze :booze
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by PartyDoll MEG on Jul 6th, 2010 at 8:32am
Congratulations, Riffy! Hope you will be very happy in your new life.
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Irina on Jul 6th, 2010 at 8:37am Congrats, Riffy ! Be happy :) |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Jul 6th, 2010 at 10:02am
Congratulations Riffy!!
:smilebrian :smilemick :smilestu Riffhard wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 1:03am:
LOL I cannot tell you what I thought when I read the subject title... :perverted Glad you married a woman :aimama :forfucksake |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Pdog on Jul 6th, 2010 at 10:29am Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 10:02am:
Haha... be bought drugs from a black man, married a white woman and he hates white people and a certain black man... |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 6th, 2010 at 10:56am Pdog wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 10:29am:
That's the american dream ain't it. ::) |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by LadyJane on Jul 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm
Congrats Riffy and Holly.
Wishing you many years of Happiness!!!! Hope we all meet for a Summit sometime soon! xoxo LJ. |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Ade on Jul 6th, 2010 at 12:18pm
congrats :)
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Honky Tonk Man on Jul 6th, 2010 at 12:47pm
Congrats, Riffy :)
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Heart Of Stone on Jul 6th, 2010 at 1:20pm
Congratulations! or as The Stones song goes "well done my friend, you've done it again" ;)
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by mojoman on Jul 6th, 2010 at 1:43pm
right on brother!!!
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 6th, 2010 at 2:02pm |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 6th, 2010 at 2:07pm Edith Grove wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 6:33am:
Yeah right,let's elect this rocket scientist instead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nokTjEdaUGg&feature=fvw |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Edith Grove on Jul 6th, 2010 at 2:51pm sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 2:07pm:
She may not be the brightest bulb on the tree, but at least she has common sense and management experience, something Obummer does not have! |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Ginda on Jul 6th, 2010 at 2:52pm You did WHAT? |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Tumbling Dijs on Jul 6th, 2010 at 3:42pm
What the fu.. are you doing online. Just married and nothing else to do??
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Pdog on Jul 6th, 2010 at 5:04pm Edith Grove wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 2:51pm:
trees aren't made of bulbs, are they... you betcha! |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 6th, 2010 at 5:26pm Pdog wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 5:04pm:
That's the repubelican way. Just make it up as you go along. Who needs facts. It just sounds good. :aimama |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Gazza on Jul 6th, 2010 at 5:45pm
Congrats, Riffy.
Hopefully for your sake Obama isnt the only thing that you think 'sucks' ! |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Bitch on Jul 6th, 2010 at 10:48pm
Congratulations on your marriage to Holly! She's a sweet girl, nice, smart and cute. You two make a nice couple! So dont forget the number one rule of staying married: once the sex goes, the marriage follows. Keep it up Riffy and you'll stay married for a long long time! OK thats my 2 cents worth of advice. Some people say dont go to bed mad, I say its ok to go to bed mad as long as you have sex you wont care what you were mad about anymore.
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Edith Grove on Jul 7th, 2010 at 4:49am Bitch wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 10:48pm:
That's some good advice there! Here's a bit more along those lines: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-1ehDZv6JQ |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Some Guy on Jul 7th, 2010 at 11:07am
This sounds like a win for Riffy which in turn is a win for America.
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Riffhard on Jul 7th, 2010 at 11:54am
Thank you all for the congrats! Yes, SG, a win for Riffy is a win for America! Holly is indeed a great woman, and she has decided to make my life that much fuller.
Oh, and Pdog? You need to lighten way up. The post was a spot on reflection of what I witnessed first hand from my honeymoon in Jamaica. There was zero racism in the post. Racial subject matter? Sure, but only because it was blatantly in-your-face about white people trying desperately to act less white than they actually were. I made it very clear that the Jamaican people were some of the friendliest people that I have ever met, and I would go back to Jamaica on a monthly basis if I could. As for Obama sucking with razor sharp teeth? Well, if the truth hurts, so be it. He's the worst president in my lifetime, and it's not even close. He is single handedly destroying the economy and the job market. Anyone from any Ivy League school that tries to convince you otherwise is either a straight up fool, a liar, or both. I told you he would suck. He sucks. I was right. You were wrong. Deal with it. The political portion of my original post was more of a joke than anything else anyway. It's all true, mind you, but it was meant as a joke. So, you know, lighten up Francis. Riffy |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Some Guy on Jul 7th, 2010 at 12:43pm
For Obama the worm has turned.
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Martha on Jul 7th, 2010 at 12:58pm
So you've married Hef's ex? Congrats Riffy! I wish you all the best!
Spliff's are good for you! :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed :weed love not war, Martha |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by monkey_man on Jul 7th, 2010 at 5:04pm Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 10:02am:
Above the rim posting Voodoo!! Riffy, Mazeltov to you and your honky wife! MM |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Pdog on Jul 7th, 2010 at 6:06pm Riffhard wrote on Jul 7th, 2010 at 11:54am:
ha! you just got married and still need to bitch about Obama... not me that us uptight... becuase i never said you were racist or making racist comments... maybe your just not a real good reading and comprehender... i did ask you why you talked so much about race and why with what seems like a great moment for you, you need to mention politics, but that's a rhetorical question... we all know you have some unresolved personaslity issues, and you have to say these things everytime you post... FYI... eek-a-mouse is not roots reggae, and the jamaicans that work at sandals, sell weed to everyone, you're not the special white person you think you are... you might be the guy who works at the papaer company in scranton... if you know the show and character, then you'll know how much your post sounded like him... kinda funny, b/c he thought he was a special white guy too... |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Starbuck on Jul 8th, 2010 at 1:03am
Pdog you do need to mellow the €%#! out. Riffy just found someone crazy enough to marry him and you are pissing all over his parade.
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Wild Bill on Jul 8th, 2010 at 5:54am Riffhard wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 1:03am:
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Pdog on Jul 8th, 2010 at 7:36am Starbuck wrote on Jul 8th, 2010 at 1:03am:
I made him complain about the people he was around and how much he hates Obama... that is called self generated piss on his own parade... he could stopped at, i got married, she is great, we went to jamaica and it was great... so, you need to STFU... I'm on topic! |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Riffhard on Jul 8th, 2010 at 11:30am Pdog wrote on Jul 8th, 2010 at 7:36am:
LOL! Dude, are you thick or something?! When did I complain about the people I was around? I just made an observation based upon my own first hand experience. I wasn't making any judgement call on any of these people, other than what I stated. We thoroughly enjoyed Jamaica, the Jamaican people, and the people that we partied with at the resort. It was a comical social commentary, and nothing more. It also happens to be 100% true. Oh, and by the way, I also never said that ganja could not be had at Sandals. I said that the ganja factor was far less in your face at the resort. That's true. I never claimed that it could not be found there. You are just one uptight guy, with a penchant for finding an argument where none exists. I think that most clear thinking people knew that my post was meant to be a funny take on some people trying very hard to be less white than they actually are when surrounded by some very cool Jamaicans. Hell, Richard Pryor made an entire career out of making that exact same point. Yet you seem to be looking for a reason to start shit with me. Here's an idea-don't read my posts! Oh, and Obama does suck, but that bit was also meant as a joke as most people here already know my position on that clueless fuck. You really need to lighten up! Riffy |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Pdog on Jul 8th, 2010 at 1:42pm Riffhard wrote on Jul 8th, 2010 at 11:30am:
you're fallback position of it was a joke... hard to tell when person who bitches and moans about the same shit, is now suddenly joking about it... you mention being ignored, look at how many people who are RO regs, ignore you and don't say congrads... either you have offended them too much or they at least didn't like you enough, as I do (you miss that), to ask why you were talking about race and politics on what should be a joyful post and something to celebrate... and you're not Richard Pryor, but whatever, you're not even funny... and if your job, was social commentary or comedy, then you'd have a point... all you did was complain on a message board. Calling me uptight, after reading your description of people in the OP... that's a pointless...you're the one judging, some people who went to jamiace to blow of some steam and have a good time, but you're better than them... I get it, that's the authoritarian thing, thinking you're better than others. more than 2/3's of that post were complaining, it sounds like you're unhappy... and you were pretty specific in your descriptions... so those who know, understand naming a particular state, and other regions in the world, has meaning... we know the code language regarding Nebraska... Hope you make better travel plans in the future, as far as America goes, you're screwed and you will continue to tell us, i get that, I have no allusions... .why you went there? you must have a political posting addiction... Anyone who complains like you do when talking about great kids and a wonderful new wife, has some big obstacles to get past... and it ain't about lame white tourists or a black president you hate... and it ain't about me either, and I know that too... i'm not the one complaining, and that isn't dimestore psycho-babble... you're just an unhappy dude, looking to blame others for it... the only common factor in everything, is you... and that is my two cent advice. A happy person fresh off a vacation and marriage doesn't come home mad, that is what a mad and angry person does. We only got between 20 and 30 good years left at best... did thse white people ruin your trip? did them not being uptight, for at least that short amount of time, harm you? Imagine, if you can, the ability to live without fear all the time, and be yourself... that's is what they are doing, and if they did it there, they do it all the time, and you're pissed b/c you can't, so... you judge and put them down... you've been doing it on message boards since I knew you... Hold onto hope, and let go of fear... you'll be amazed how much the fuck ups of others won't bug you and how much you have to offer, to help others, even if that help, is just not being a dick... it's a start... |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Starbuck on Jul 8th, 2010 at 1:49pm
Dude
let riffy be the cantankerous coot he is. |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Pdog on Jul 8th, 2010 at 1:59pm Starbuck wrote on Jul 8th, 2010 at 1:49pm:
i certainly want my right to be an asshole. maybe you should stop trying stopping me... |
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Title: Re: It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no Post by Trey Krimsin on Jul 8th, 2010 at 9:17pm
Congrats, Riffy. May this marriage be a loving and lasting one.
Now if only I had a beer to toast with... |
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