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Title: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick...
Post by moy on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 1:20pm

:aimama

Ex Says Mick Jagger Isn't Packing Much Below The Belt
Posted by Mitch Michaels on 04.27.2010
http://www.411mania.com

Janice Dickinson speaks...

Janice Dickinson - Mick Jagger's ex-girlfriend and the self-proclaimed first supermodel - was on Howard Stern's show the other day. Janice and Mick had a bitter break-up in the 80's and it seems like she still harbors some bad feelings.

"He's a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick. It is very little," Janice said. "I will scorn him for the rest of my life".

This isn't the first time rumors of Mick not measuring up has surfaced. Jagger was none too happy several years ago, when Stones guitarist Keith Richards said of him, "Huge balls, small cock."

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Heart Of Stone on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 1:25pm

This will be a big disappointment for the ladies, & probably some men too who are gay.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by nankerphelge on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 2:20pm

Who cares what the skank says.
Sour grapes probably.
Besides, Mick still got more ass than a toilet seat.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Ginda on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 3:05pm

The old sperm burp sounds off again.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by texile on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 3:09pm

Well, Marianne always claimed Keith was the better lover and then Keith confirmed it.
What earth-shattering revelations!
Who gives a shit.
I doubt Mick gives a shit, because like you said, Nanker, Jagger "still got more ass"

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by SoulPlunderer on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 3:44pm

There is one thing that Mick does have the Janice doesn't and never will, actual fuckin talent!!!

And with all her bloody plastic surgey, Mick looks better and all! She's probably just bitter cause he's more successful than her and jealous that he's skinnier. I mean, she has to name-drop him just to get some cheap attention but she's done this before on numerous TV shows. No one gave a shit then, and no one gives a shit now, especially not Mick!!!!

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by LadyJane on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 4:22pm

I will make the supreme sacrifice for the sake of my fellow RO'ers and get to the bottom of this myself.
I know. I know. I am a selfless woman.
This one is for the RO team!!! :perverted

LJ.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Holden on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 4:44pm

Woah! I had no idea they dated!

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Factory Girl on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 4:50pm

Janice is just riding Jagger's horse...just like all the other trollops.

I remember reading Janice discussing her male ethnic preferences...and it ain't Jagger or Richards.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by AngieBlue on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 5:13pm

No matter the size the man must know what to do with it.

And do it well enough... :perverted

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Factory Girl on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 5:21pm

AngieBlue wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 5:13pm:

No matter the size the man must know what to do with it.

And do it well enough... :perverted

Jagger is well qualified to teach mere mortals about it....The Art of Sex...Professor M.P. Jagger...sign me up ;)

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Gazza on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 6:24pm

Must be all of three months since she last went on about it. The expression 'attention whore' was made with her in mind.

There are few people on the planet as annoying, tedious and tacky as that pathetic cum dumpster.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Boomy on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 6:30pm

Two comments about Janice and sperm/cum/jizz? Does she have some sort of reputation (other than being a bitch--and a fugly, skanky one at that)?

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by texile on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 6:31pm

Gazza wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 6:24pm:

No shit. I used to think she was funny. Her book was actually funny, but enough already.....Why is this news anyway? I have never understood the compulsion some people feel to not shut the fuck up!

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Brainbell Jangler on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 6:34pm

Look at the photo. Skary Skank would make anyone's dick shrink.
:perverted

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Pdog on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 7:03pm

Wasn't there pics of Mick's dick around before....?

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Edith Grove on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 7:05pm

Pdog wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 7:03pm:

Wasn't there pics of Mick's dick around before....?

Stills from Performance, I think.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by GotToRollMe on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 7:10pm

Ginda wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 3:05pm:

The old sperm burp sounds off again.

LMAO

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Bitch on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:27pm

She's a lying piece of shit! A stupid ass dumb fvcking whore!

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Gazza on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:36pm

Boomy wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 6:30pm:

Two comments about Janice and sperm/cum/jizz? Does she have some sort of reputation (other than being a bitch--and a fugly, skanky one at that)?

Yeah. She's had more pricks in her than a second hand dartboard.

I dont know about you, but the sort of woman who feels the need to tell the world every sordid intimate detail of her sex life absolutely makes my flesh crawl.

In fact, every time I see a picture of her mug I feel the need to scratch myself.

The last time I saw a mouth like that, there was a hook in it.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Kilroy on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:59pm

I think I was told once, it's not the size of Dog in The Fight but The Size Of the Fight In the Dog.....Or Something Like That :blankfriggingstare1

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by tumbledsomebody on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:15pm

Kilroy wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:59pm:

I think I was told once, it's not the size of Dog in The Fight but The Size Of the Fight In the Dog.....Or Something Like That :blankfriggingstare1

That was Mark Twain that told you that...

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Boomy on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:15pm

Bitch wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:27pm:

She's a lying piece of shit! A stupid ass dumb fvcking whore!

Yeah! Yeah! Right the fuck on! Preach on, Bitch! :) :) :)

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Boomy on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:18pm

Gazza wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:36pm:

Boomy wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 6:30pm:

Two comments about Janice and sperm/cum/jizz? Does she have some sort of reputation (other than being a bitch--and a fugly, skanky one at that)?

I dont know about you, but the sort of woman who feels the need to tell the world every sordid intimate detail of her sex life absolutely makes my flesh crawl.

A guy shouldn't do it regarding a woman, either. It's childish (in the vein of "he smells"...something kids do).

Janice Dickinson is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Kilroy on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:26pm

Tumbled wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:15pm:

Kilroy wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:59pm:

I think I was told once, it's not the size of Dog in The Fight but The Size Of the Fight In the Dog.....Or Something Like That :blankfriggingstare1

That was Mark Twain that told you that...

Oh I thought it was Samuel Clemens! :blankfriggingstare1

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:33pm

Pdog wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 7:03pm:

Wasn't there pics of Mick's dick around before....?

WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT

I WARNED YOU

CLICK ONLY IF YOU AGREE THAT THIS IS A NASTY, DISGUSTING AND BAD TASTE IMAGE

lick here...

Do NOT complain... you were warned

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:40pm

ahhh.... BTW

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Brainbell Jangler on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:50pm

Bitch wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:27pm:

She's a lying piece of shit! A stupid ass dumb fvcking whore!

Anyone can stick a microphone in their pants. Was Keith lying, too?

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by buddhabone on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 10:20pm

This thread is a HOOT!!!!

Jagger may have a small cock. I don't care.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by buddhabone on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 10:23pm

...Another thing.

How did Keith confirm the size of Mick's shidoobi?

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Bitch on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 6:26am

Brainbell Jangler wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:50pm:

Bitch wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:27pm:

She's a lying piece of shit! A stupid ass dumb fvcking whore!

Anyone can stick a microphone in their pants. Was Keith lying, too?

YES, KEEF was jealous and that is NOT a microphone in MICK's pants and MICK has a large beautiful dick! I know it for a fact! ;D

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Voodoo Chile In Wonderland on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 6:34am

Bitch wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:27pm:

She's a lying piece of shit! A stupid ass dumb fvcking whore!

:blankfriggingstare1 :aimama

...BTW, that "thing" is fake

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Gazza on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 6:43am

Boomy wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:18pm:

Gazza wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:36pm:

Boomy wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 6:30pm:

Two comments about Janice and sperm/cum/jizz? Does she have some sort of reputation (other than being a bitch--and a fugly, skanky one at that)?

I dont know about you, but the sort of woman who feels the need to tell the world every sordid intimate detail of her sex life absolutely makes my flesh crawl.

A guy shouldn't do it regarding a woman, either. It's childish (in the vein of "he smells"...something kids do).

Absolutely agree. Although (and this is a back-handed compliment I suppose), I just expect women to have higher standards regarding that kind of thing.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Gazza on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 6:47am

buddhabone wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 10:23pm:

...Another thing.

How did Keith confirm the size of Mick's shidoobi?

I think he noticed just before the last tour that Mick had a visible hard-on when Cohl told him the amount of money he stood to make....

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 8:56am

LadyJane wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 4:22pm:

I will make the supreme sacrifice for the sake of my fellow RO'ers and get to the bottom of this myself.
I know. I know. I am a selfless woman.
This one is for the RO team!!! :perverted

LJ.

You mean your going to sleep with Janice Dickinson. :spooky

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by polytoxic on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 12:54pm

Gazza wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:36pm:

Boomy wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 6:30pm:

Two comments about Janice and sperm/cum/jizz? Does she have some sort of reputation (other than being a bitch--and a fugly, skanky one at that)?

;D ;D ;D

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Gazza on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 1:01pm

In fairness, when she was younger, she was pretty hot.

She's ended up with the mug her classlessness deserves though.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Honky Tonk Man on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 1:09pm

Ah, come on, Bitch! That is a microphone!

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by SweetVirginia on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 1:17pm

Much as I'd like to think otherwise....that IS a microphone. :(

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by texile on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 2:53pm

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 1:09pm:

Ah, come on, Bitch! That is a microphone!

Yes, only partially a mic...
I remember very clearly, sitting in front of the tv in my parents room while a church gathering unfolded in the living room, the bulge that presented itself to my pubescent eyes during the Stones 78 SNL performance. I was worried someone would walk in the room because I was just staring at that bulge.
Anybody have a clip? It was eye-opening. Probably the first bulge i had ever seen.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by texile on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 2:59pm

As for Keith,
Doesn't anybody remember that clip in CS Blues where Mick and Keith are backstage, with Mick changing into his stage clothes and he's in his athletic supporter......and Keith, taking a swig of JD, eyes his package....?
It's obvious.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Brainbell Jangler on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 3:26pm

buddhabone wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 10:23pm:

...Another thing.

How did Keith confirm the size of Mick's shidoobi?

I'm guessing he saw it at Edith Grove.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Brainbell Jangler on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 3:28pm

Bitch wrote on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 6:26am:

Brainbell Jangler wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:50pm:

Bitch wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:27pm:

She's a lying piece of shit! A stupid ass dumb fvcking whore!

Anyone can stick a microphone in their pants. Was Keith lying, too?

YES, KEEF was jealous and that is NOT a microphone in MICK's pants and MICK has a large beautiful dick! I know it for a fact! ;D

Did you take photos when you saw Mick's wang?

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by tumbledsomebody on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 3:50pm

Here's another Class Act

http://www.accesshollywood.com/courtney-love-talks-sex-drugs-and-losing-her-rock-and-roll-money_article_31626

Howard Stern seems to bring out this kind of stupidity.

Maybe Janice got an STD??

how come all the guys want to see Mick's dick all of a sudden

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Ginda on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 4:26pm

Tumbled wrote on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 3:50pm:

Agree with all of the above. Howard Stern THRIVES on this stupidity. And as for your last question...I'll take my answer off the air.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Bitch on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 7:52pm

So is this a microphone too? Shattering my illusions of love.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by texile on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 8:20pm

I'm with you Bitch, it ain't all an illusion, the man has to have something going on down there....
Some spiteful woman and jealous men might downgrade if it ain't a ten.....
so complaints are just petty grievances..

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by SweetVirginia on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 8:51pm

Mick will check it out for us:

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by GotToRollMe on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 8:52pm

SweetVirginia wrote on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 1:17pm:

Much as I'd like to think otherwise....that IS a microphone. :(

Looks more like a can of hairspray or somethin'. Mick's one of those guys with a huge pair of balls and an average-sized cock. Nothin' wrong with that. Variety is the spice of life, after all, and size means absolutely nothing. Technique is another matter entirely... ;)

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by GotToRollMe on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 9:03pm

SweetVirginia wrote on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 8:51pm:

Mick will check it out for us:

"...She said she liked the way I held the microphone..."

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by SweetVirginia on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 9:20pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 9:28pm

Decide for yourself. http://www.iorr.org/talk/read.php?1,646664,647355#msg-647355

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Gazza on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 6:30am

Tumbled wrote on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 3:50pm:

how come all the guys want to see Mick's dick all of a sudden

They do? Where? You must be reading a different thread to me...

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Bitch on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 6:41am

SV thanks for posting MICK in the orange pants and I still hold my opinion that is NOT a micrphone! I can see the outline of MICK's head and the shaft is slightly curved! MICK's bulge is one topic I can discuss for eternity! There are some old pics of MICK in a navy blue sparkly jumpsuit, which need to be posted on this thread! :P

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by SweetVirginia on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 6:59am

I KNEW you would like that picture, Bitch.
I'll see what else I can find for you in my vaults. :)

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 9:13am

Bitch wrote on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 6:41am:

So your saying Mick is a peachy kind of guy. His eyes are hazel and his dick is slightly curved. :perverted

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by mojoman on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 9:20am

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 9:13am:

Bitch wrote on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 6:41am:

So your saying Mick is a peachy kind of guy. His eyes are hazel and his dick is slightly curved. :perverted

thats a little ghey

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by tumbledsomebody on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 9:21am

This is all very funny. I think Mick is doing pretty well if at approaching age 70 people are still talking about his crotch.

Well done!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1269750/Scribbled-piece-paper-40-years-ago-John-Lennons-lyrics-A-Day-In-The-Life-fetch-500-000.html

article-0-095A7BC8000005DC-860_468x645.jpg (Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by AngieBlue on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 9:25am

Tumbled wrote on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 9:21am:

Good point.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 9:29am

mojoman wrote on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 9:20am:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 9:13am:

Bitch wrote on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 6:41am:

So your saying Mick is a peachy kind of guy. His eyes are hazel and his dick is slightly curved. :perverted

thats a little ghey

Maybe your right....We need Joey to put up a Carrie Prejean pic ASAP! :thatwassmart

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by SweetVirginia on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 10:02am

This extensive discussion about Mick's penis is more proof that we need a freaking tour announcement.
We really need something concrete to discuss!

:blankfriggingstare1

Maybe the new Exile songs will give us a more music-oriented discussion once we hear them in their entirety.

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Gazza on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 10:18am

SweetVirginia wrote on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 10:02am:

This extensive discussion about Mick's penis is more proof that we need a freaking tour announcement.
We really need something concrete to discuss!
.

Yep..there's too much meat in this thread, and no concrete..... ;D

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by SweetVirginia on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 10:18am

RIM

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by Bitch on Apr 30^th, 2010 at 8:57am

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 9:13am:

Bitch wrote on Apr 29^th, 2010 at 6:41am:

So your saying Mick is a peachy kind of guy. His eyes are hazel and his dick is slightly curved. :perverted

Well actually the curved ones are the BEST! Speaking from experience, haha!

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by SweetVirginia on Apr 30^th, 2010 at 11:48am

I love you, Bitch. You are a RO original. :)

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by lavendar on Apr 30^th, 2010 at 12:00pm

Approaching...

And everyone would like 1 time in the hay with him...

What a SENSOUS SEXUAL Musical Singin Machine.

SING TO ME BABE.

ALL night long....

Title: Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Post by PartyDoll MEG on May 1^st, 2010 at 7:15am

I go away for a week of vacation and the only thing i missed was a thread on Mick's equipment?

I am shattered...

oh and thanks, Gazza for using another great description...."cum dumpster". Truly, RO is an educational experience. My vocabulary has increased by leaps and bounds.. ;D ;D