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Title: Battle of the Crustys
Post by Mr. Yeats on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:08pm

Who would win in a fight between these legendary crusts:

Keith Richards vs. Lou Reed

Dylan vs. Young Neil

?

Title: Re: Battle of the Crustys
Post by mojoman on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:11pm

crusty the clown

Title: Re: Battle of the Crustys
Post by Mr. Yeats on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:25pm

mojoman wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:11pm:

crusty the clown

vs. Homey the Clown?

Title: Re: Battle of the Crustys
Post by left shoe shuffle on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:34pm

Title: Re: Battle of the Crustys
Post by Edith Grove on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:35pm

Reed & Young in the final. :nanker

Title: Re: Battle of the Crustys
Post by platter on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:53pm

richards and young in the final. young wins

:Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

Title: Re: Battle of the Crustys
Post by Mr. Yeats on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 5:16pm

While telling a vaguely menacing and patently false anecdote about a great Chicago bluesman or Kingston reggae star, Richards grabs a rachet and puts it to Reeds face, whereby Lou flicks him at a pressure point on his forearm and sends Keith into instant cardiac arrest.

Zimmy attempts to accost Young with his walking stick and the salutation:
"Yo! I say there, my good man...I'll drag you down to hell and stand you to the wall! I'll sell you to your enemies!"
Whereby Neil has an epileptic anyuerism and procedes to do the buffalo stomp on Bobby's ribcage.

So Lou and Young Neil...

Title: Re: Battle of the Crustys
Post by Gazza on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 6:40pm

Edith Grove wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:35pm:

Reed & Young in the final. :nanker

Dylan boxes a bit. I reckon he could handle himself. Neil would shit his pants during the stare-down before the first bell.

Keith would fight dirty but his reflexes and motor skills aren't what they were since his accident. Lou would shade a close decision.

Title: Re: Battle of the Crustys
Post by Mr. Yeats on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 7:01pm

Gazza wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 6:40pm:

Edith Grove wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:35pm:

Reed & Young in the final. :nanker

Well then- so it's Bob and Lou?

Lou's been clean for close to 20 years and has been practicing Tai Chi for years as well.

Who has the deadlier stare?
Bobby's a Minnesota boy, no doubt skilled in the use of firearms; Lou is a NYC boy, also no doubt well accustomed to the lethal arts...

Next generation of crusty's coming up:

Springsteen vs. Tom Waits

Title: Re: Battle of the Crustys
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 7:23pm

Mr. Yeats wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:08pm:

Dylan vs. Young Neil

?

Neil & Bob....That's a whole 'nother thang. :thatwassmart