Ask your dealer if crack is right for you. Some side effects include selling your body to strangers, robbing your parents and incarceration. From the people who bought you heroin and meth.

Ask your dealer if meth is right for you. Some side effects include loss of teeth, loss of sex drive and loss of life. From the people who bought you heroin and crack.

Ask your dealer if Heroin is right for you. Side effects may include working at strip clubs, absessed arms and collapsed veins or awakening to a cigarette burning your hand. From the people who brought you Crack and Meth. If you order now, we'll throw in a little bag of powder cocaine, for that little extra. Buy one get one free, call it 1 and 1. Operators are standing by, call now and ask for Flaco, Chewey or Mark.

Ask your dealer if Marijuana is right for you. Side effects may include living with your Mom when You're 40, Virginity and walking around looking for Your car keys while holding them in your hand. From the folks you brought you... um... dude.. wait... what?

Ask your dealer if LSD is right for you. Side effects may include Joing The Democratic Party, Following shitty jam bands around, not bathing and a really poor sense of fashion. From the people who bought you Marijuana and Socialism.

That's a good one Pdog, I thought Meth didn't make people loose their sex drive, in fact it makes them obsessed with sex from what I read, people are addicted to watching porn, & have orgasm's all the time, in fact, I've known people like that with crack, maybe it's just the person.

Heart Of Stone wrote on Nov 14^th, 2009 at 6:58am:

That's a good one Pdog, I thought Meth didn't make people loose their sex drive, in fact it makes them obsessed with sex from what I read, people are addicted to watching porn, & have orgasm's all the time, in fact, I've known people like that with crack, maybe it's just the person.

give it a few weeks, sometimes hours and the equipment will fail... have you heard the expression "angry inch"? it's the desire with a malfunction...

the cocktail waitress is asking me if i want another martini...........

:aimama

All funny but deadly serious.

After my heart attack I avoid Doctors........they never have anything good to say and they must make a lot of commission pushing all those pills

"Side effects may include living with your Mom when You're 40...."


lOl
 
yea and how come whenever you go to the doctor there's some pharmaceutical rep just leaving. wtf

Tumbled wrote on Nov 14^th, 2009 at 8:25pm:

"Side effects may include living with your Mom when You're 40...." lOl   yea and how come whenever you go to the doctor there's some pharmaceutical rep just leaving. wtf

i don't know about you, but all those reps I see leaving are usually really young hot women... everythnig in my docs office has a drug name on it, pens, paper, clocks, little goofy toys, coffee cups, the tissues box...

they are usually very well dressed arent they?.  I have a plate screwed over a cadaver bone between my c6 and c7 vertebrae. I can tell you 2 days before it rains its a pain in the neck

I'll take a vicodin