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Message started by Bitch on Jun 23rd, 2009 at 2:29pm

Title: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Project
Post by Bitch on Jun 23rd, 2009 at 2:29pm
Click on the link for Free Tickets for the Highline Ballroom in NYC for this Friday night. Come on out, NYC area Rocks-Offers and lets par-tay!

http://highlineballroom.com/comp.cgi


This Friday night June 26th. Hey you never know who might turn up at a Tim Reis gig. He always has surprise guests like Ana Maura and some unusual singers and dancers. Should be good!

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by glencar on Jun 23rd, 2009 at 3:04pm
I registered for free tix (3 of them) but it turns out I cannot go due to professional considerations. In this economy, we must hold onto our jobs, at whatever cost!

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Bitch on Jun 24th, 2009 at 9:26am
Sorry you cant make it Glenny!

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Egon on Jun 24th, 2009 at 11:55am
I've got that tim reis CD.
Played it once... was like standing in an elevator for about an hour...

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Saint Sway on Jun 24th, 2009 at 1:42pm
this is a very tempting offer.... I'm really torn between going or staying in and doing laundry

this is tough

too close to call

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Some Guy on Jun 24th, 2009 at 1:44pm
I am now a proponent of fabric softener.

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Saint Sway on Jun 24th, 2009 at 1:45pm

Some Guy wrote on Jun 24th, 2009 at 1:44pm:
I am now a proponent of fabric softener.


have you heard their new marketing slogan?....

"Fabric Softener - Still Funner Than Stones Jazz"

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Some Guy on Jun 24th, 2009 at 1:49pm
chicks dig Downey

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Saint Sway on Jun 24th, 2009 at 1:54pm
a jazz clubs 2 drink minimum policy doesnt even begin to scratch the surface towards making Tim Reis groupies remotely doable

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by glencar on Jun 24th, 2009 at 2:59pm
You haven't been bored stiff until you've seen bad flamenco. Oy vay!

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Some Guy on Jun 24th, 2009 at 3:13pm
Sways all over it!

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Bitch on Jun 26th, 2009 at 1:41pm
Well too bad you arent open minded enough to grasp the Reis concept! Stones Music spins off in many interesting ways. Any Stones connection is a cheap thrill for me! I plan in asking Tim and Bernard about a Stones tour or any recording news.

My laundy is done, folded, fabric softened and put away, so my schedule is way clear, and I'm ready to head out the door ~ and I  will have a report for ya as usual! pics setlist video so I'm sure you cant wait to hear about it!  [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by open-g on Jun 26th, 2009 at 2:00pm
Have fun and enjoy your night out, Bitch  :willya
any Stones connection is a good connection in these days.
and yeah, make sure you ask Tim and Bernard whats up

reports awaited :smile

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by glencar on Jun 26th, 2009 at 9:42pm

Bitch wrote on Jun 26th, 2009 at 1:41pm:
Well too bad you arent open minded enough to grasp the Reis concept! Stones Music spins off in many interesting ways. Any Stones connection is a cheap thrill for me! I plan in asking Tim and Bernard about a Stones tour or any recording news.

My laundy is done, folded, fabric softened and put away, so my schedule is way clear, and I'm ready to head out the door ~ and I  will have a report for ya as usual! pics setlist video so I'm sure you cant wait to hear about it!  [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

LOL Hope you enjoyed the night!

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by platter on Jun 27th, 2009 at 7:44am
i'm waiting bitch...with baited breath

:)

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by open-g on Jun 28th, 2009 at 6:14am
Bitch, tell us what happend  :willya please.

or are you officially on Tour with 'em now :smoking?

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by glencar on Jun 29th, 2009 at 1:44pm
Sh'es become Tim Ries's muse!

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Bitch on Jul 1st, 2009 at 7:36pm
OK it's time to post The Tim Reis Report!

JUNE 26, 2009 THE HIGHLINE BALLROOM, NYC

The show was started at 7:50 PM.

Intros began the evening, Ronald Schwansher, keyboards. John Petatucci, bass. Marcus Gilmore, drums. Ben Monder, guitar. Bernard Fowler, vocals.

1. Street Fighting Man 12 minutes!

2. Honky Tonk Women 10 minutes

3. Fool To Cry

4. Paint It Black

5. No Expectations

6. Salt of the Earth ~ vocals sang in Portuguese Natalie Perez and Tim's daughter Jasia in 7 languages.

7. Lady Jane

The show ended early at 9:15 PM. Afterwards the band hung around the club and talked, signed autographs and took pictures. Bernard had a crowd around him so I went up to Tim and said 'good show, are you bringing your daughter to the European leg of the tour?' and he said no, she has plans for the summer. I asked him specifically 'ARE YOU PLANNING ON GETTING TOGETHER WITH THE STONES WHILE YOU ARE IN EUROPE?' and he nodded his head and said YES WE ARE MEETING THEM! So I went over to Bernard and asked him the same Q! Bernard said NO! So I said thats not what TIM told me! So he says to Tim, you told her? YOU LIED! So Tim looked puzzled and Bernard looked at him with eyes that said 'dont you know by now that Stones info must be kept secret?' But I was already saying to Bernard Tim said YES, and Bernard shook his head back and forth at Tim, and Tim looked embarassed! I said to Bernard 'I know its true!' He got annoyed with me for that. Then I changed the subject and said 'Wasnt it great that KEEF was at your last gig at The Knitting Factory? That annoyed him because it sounded like I was more excited about seeing KEEF at his gig than seeing his band perform! So I said 'your band rocked, we had a great time', but he started talking to someone else so I left the club around 10 PM. It was an early night. I hope Bernard doesnt hate me now coz as I always say BERNARD is a SERIOUS MAN! He's HOT!

Honky Tonk Women
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRWgz1dtdeQ


Fool To Cry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M329LHcoYbE

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by platter on Jul 1st, 2009 at 7:59pm
nice review and videos bitch, but in all seriousness, i think i would have to be on 3 hits of demerol to sit thru an hour and a half of that.  no wonder the tickets were free.

:pullanolte

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Saint Sway on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 4:06pm
file this thread under "MUZAK"

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by platter on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 4:17pm
exactly...it's as bad as that rolling stones symphony cd they came out with several years back.

:wtf1

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by glencar on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 4:20pm
The great news is that they're going to Euroland to work with the Stones.

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Saint Sway on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 4:20pm
We already have Bobby Keys in the band!

We don't need ANOTHER sax player.

much less one that plays cheezy elevator music



TIM REIS MUST GO!!

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by glencar on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 4:22pm
I have to admit it's a bit too lite jazzy for my taste.

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Saint Sway on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 4:26pm
the world does not need a snoozy jazz version of Honkeytonk Woman

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by glencar on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 4:27pm
I played FTC. I'll try HTW now. I'm a bit tired so...

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Saint Sway on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 4:35pm

wrote on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 4:27pm:
I played FTC. I'll try HTW now. I'm a bit tired so...


NO!! HANG IN THERE!! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by glencar on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 4:40pm
Get me those heart paddle things!

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by Saint Sway on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 4:54pm
Operator: Paramedic 33, what is the address of your emergency?
Caller: I need an ambulance as soon as possible, sir

Ok sir, what's the phone number you are calling from?

Sir, we have a gentleman here that needs help. He's stopped breathing, he's not breathing and we are trying to pump him, but he's not, he's not...

Ok ok, how old is he?

He's 50 years old, sir

Ok. He's not conscious, he's not breathing?

Yes, he's not breathing sir

And he's not conscious either?

No, he's not conscious sir

Ok (pause). Alright, is he on the floor, where's he at right now?

He's on the bed sir, he's on the bed clutching a Tim Ries CD

Ok let's get him on the floor

Ok

Ok let's get him down to the floor. I'm gonna help you with CPR right now, Ok

We need him... we need a...

Yes, we're already on our way there. We're on our way. I'm gonna do as far as I can to help you over the phone. We're already on our way. Did anybody see him?

No we found him unconscious with this really bad jazz renditions of the Rolling Stones playing on his speakers!!

Oh he listened to bad Stones Muzak?

Yes. But he's not responding to anything to no... no... he's not responding to the CPR or anything

Oh, OK. Well we're on our way there. Meanwhile you need to blast the 'SCUE! Its the only thing that can revive him!!

Yes! VIVA LA SCUE!!!

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by glencar on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 4:59pm
50! WTF!!!!!!!!! :smoking

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by platter on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 5:20pm
glencar was an alright person...he lived to the ripe old age of 57.

:whydontcha

Title: Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 5:49pm

Saint Sway wrote on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 4:20pm:
We already have Bobby Keys in the band!

We don't need ANOTHER sax player.

much less one that plays cheezy elevator music



TIM REIS MUST GO!!


But he's like the 15th Stone. :warhorse

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