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Title: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Jumping Jack on May 27^th, 2009 at 11:25am

Joey, say it ain't so!

Paris Wants Babies With Marriage-Minded Doug, Babies Run for Cover
WonderWall, May 26, 2009

Related: Hot Gossip, Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt

Remember when Paris Hilton declared herself a changed woman after spending 23 days in jail? "I'm frankly sick of it," she said of her party-rooted lifestyle. "I've been going out for a long time now, and yeah, it's fun, but it's not going to be the mainstay of my life anymore."

Cut to two years later, and the socializing, headband-hooked starlet, 28, is partying harder than ever, as evidenced by her compulsive spit-shining of boyfriend Doug Reinhardt's tonsils at the Cannes Film Festival last week, nonstop saliva action that left more than a few people greener than Kermit after a spinach bender.

But could that big life change she once touted finally be on the horizon?

"We are going to be together and have babies," Paris is quoted as confidently predicting to the London Daily Mail.

And even though she's made similar happily-ever-after statements about former loves Paris Latsis and Benji Madden, this time around, she's got someone who
can match her gush for public gush.

"Paris is so special to me. She is the one. I knew it the moment I met her," rhapsodizes Doug, who recently talked about having "mini Parises" with his "angel princess" one day. "I am going to ask her to marry me but I can't say when. I don't want to ruin the surprise."

Paris, who's been dating Doug for about five months, has also apparently decided to document their enduring romance for the ages, which might explain why her personality-light beau was recently snapped videotaping her as she straddled him at a club.

"We film every part of our lives so that we can show our children what crazy lives Mommy and Daddy lead," Hilton reportedly said. "I'd love to get married and settle down. That's so cute."

Less cute for Paris are tabloid stories sparked by their PDA proclivities.

She's upset over a report in the London Daily Mirror that claims Elton John's hubby David Furnish kicked them off a yacht-set shindig at Cannes because they couldn't keep their paws off each other, a tale she brands as "such a lie that it's a joke.

A spy alleged to the tab that Paris had "her tongue down Doug's throat" from the moment they arrived at the bash and "everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being, but Paris didn't care who was looking."

She supposedly "dragged" Doug to a bathroom below deck "so they could have some private time," only to have their amorous antics shut down.

"David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behavior," relays the spy. "Everyone congratulated the captain."

Not so, Paris insists on her MySpace page, explaining that the boat belonged to her "good friend" and "first of all she would never ask me to leave and second of all I would never do that. It's so lame that people will just create these crazy stories. I can't believe the stories people will make up, so gross! I'm so sick of all these false rumors."

What she's not sick of is her jet-setting lifestyle. After wearing a hole in the red carpet at Cannes, she headed off to Turkey for the opening of what's being billed as Europe's most expensive resort.

Hilton hit the red carpet looking like a bridesmaid in
Barbie's dream wedding, for once without Reinhardt on her arm, although they soon surfaced in London, where they were spied -- shocker -- partying at a club.

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by SweetVirginia on May 27^th, 2009 at 11:31am

I hope the kids don't inherit her feet!

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Some Guy on May 27^th, 2009 at 11:34am

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Gazza on May 27^th, 2009 at 12:17pm

SweetVirginia wrote on May 27^th, 2009 at 11:31am:

I hope the kids don't inherit her feet!

That and more.

I've seen more attractive heads on the end of a spear.

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Some Guy on May 27^th, 2009 at 12:39pm

Gazza wrote on May 27^th, 2009 at 12:17pm:

SweetVirginia wrote on May 27^th, 2009 at 11:31am:

I hope the kids don't inherit her feet!

That and more.

I've seen more attractive heads on the end of a spear.

HA!

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Some Guy on May 27^th, 2009 at 12:40pm

Is Joey off?

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Joey on May 27^th, 2009 at 12:56pm

" I've seen more attractive heads on the end of a spear "

WHAT ?! .. !!!! :

!!!!!!

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Saint Sway on May 27^th, 2009 at 12:57pm

Some Guy wrote on May 27^th, 2009 at 12:40pm:

Is Joey off?

you're just now questioning this?

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Joey on May 27^th, 2009 at 1:01pm

" you're just now questioning this ? "

WHAT ?! ... !! :

!!!!!!

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Saint Sway on May 27^th, 2009 at 1:06pm

Some Guy wrote on May 27^th, 2009 at 12:40pm:

Is Joey off?

Does Van Halen change singers?

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Some Guy on May 27^th, 2009 at 1:07pm

Saint Sway wrote on May 27^th, 2009 at 1:06pm:

Some Guy wrote on May 27^th, 2009 at 12:40pm:

Is Joey off?

Does Van Halen change singers?

HA!

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by TomL on May 27^th, 2009 at 1:12pm

say it ain't so Kin's................................................ :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Joey on May 27^th, 2009 at 1:36pm

" say it ain't so Kin's................................................ "

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Saint Sway on May 27^th, 2009 at 1:38pm

"Paris wants babies"

but 'kins just dont have that much jam

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Starbuck on May 27^th, 2009 at 1:44pm

there is a good chance that paris is more homely than cafe hostess jill.

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Edith Grove on May 27^th, 2009 at 8:10pm

Starbuck wrote on May 27^th, 2009 at 1:44pm:

there is a good chance that paris is more homely than cafe hostess jill.

You think ?

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by sweetcharmedlife on May 27^th, 2009 at 9:07pm

Man has she had some serious enhancement done. She used to be flat as a board :-X

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Ten Thousand Motels on May 29^th, 2009 at 8:35am

sweetcharmedlife wrote on May 27^th, 2009 at 9:07pm:

Man has she had some serious enhancement done. She used to be flat as a board :-X

Cool .... big boobs NEVER go out of style. :D

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Joey on May 29^th, 2009 at 8:56am

" ... big boobs NEVER go out of style. "

!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by gimmekeef on May 29^th, 2009 at 9:05am

Christ...not another Hilton thread. I even avoid their hotels not to see the damn word

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Joey on May 29^th, 2009 at 9:06am

" Christ...not another Hilton thread. I even avoid their hotels not to see the damn word "

!!!!!

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Ten Thousand Motels on May 29^th, 2009 at 9:56am

Yes...... but do babies want Paris?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOVEPkyX2WA

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Joey on May 29^th, 2009 at 9:59am

" Yes...... but do babies want Paris? "

!!!!

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Heart Of Stone on May 29^th, 2009 at 10:01am

If she wants babies, she should ask David Crosby, didn't he give his sperm to the lesbian rock singer, Melissa Etheridge? & her partner.

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Ten Thousand Motels on May 29^th, 2009 at 10:19am

Heart Of Stone wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 10:01am:

If she wants babies, she should ask David Crosby, didn't he give his sperm to the lesbian rock singer, Melissa Etheridge? & her partner.

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Ten Thousand Motels on May 29^th, 2009 at 10:46am

Speaking of babys.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNf9BmZE6SE

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by gimmekeef on May 29^th, 2009 at 2:11pm

Quotes from the Genius herself:

"Last night, we were at the party for Elite Models, and there were no cabs on 42nd Street, so we walked. Every single person, even those 80 years old, were surrounding us and taking pictures. We stood there for literally an hour. It was really annoying."

"I hate the taste of alcohol, when I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull."

"I'm so smart now, everyone is always like, 'Take your top off.' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

"I want to have kids in the next two or three years. I just haven't found the right person. I can't wait to have a little daughter and dress her up."

"I don't want to go out, I don't want to party...I'm thinking about changes I need to make to my life."

"I think the biggest misconception about me is that I'm this spoiled brat. But I'm not. I'm, like, the total opposite."

"People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us."

"All right, so I was out on Saturday. This girl looks at my boyfriend. She's like, 'Oh, are you a the real football player?' because he had a the real football shirt on. It pissed me off. I'm like, 'Get the hell away from him.' I pushed her and she fell on her ass on the floor. She sat there crying. She kept coming back like, 'I'm so sorry.' She kept trying to apologise. I'm like, 'Get away from me. Talk to the hand.'
She was so desperate."

"I love Courtney Love, but I wouldn't let anyone spank me. The only person who could spank me is my boyfriend. Joey can spank me."

"Fake boobs are disgusting. I would never do it. It's so gross. Girls who are insecure and not pretty get fake boobs because they want guys to look. When you have a beautiful face, you don't need it. They don't feel good. We're classy broads."

"I once won $6,000 in Vegas. I bought two ferrets, a mini tiger and a goat I named Billy. My room-mates let the tiger go because it kept pissing and crying."

My parents went through a phase where they told me they wanted me to appreciate money. They were like, 'You're taking the subway. Deal with it.'"

"We were dancing but I never kissed her. We're just friends. Besides, I was with my boyfriend the whole time."

"I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris."

"I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap."

"If you have a beautiful face you don't need big fake boobs to get anyone's attention."

"I don't get it. We're not dead. I don't know why they're doing this." - Paris Hilton when she heard that E! True Hollywood Story was going to be about her and her sister Nicky.

"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy. It doesn't matter what size you are, what color, whatever, what color hair you have, eyes, like if you have confidence, and you're a nice person and sweet, and you're funny, I think that's sexy."

"I'm like a real life Barbie, without boobs. I've never felt so flat in my life." - when meeting Pamela Anderson.

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by open-g on May 29^th, 2009 at 2:26pm

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 10:46am:

Speaking of babys.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNf9BmZE6SE

nah - should be more like this when speakin' of Paris:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDs-1dEjn3M

Baby's on fire
Better throw her in the water
Look at her laughing
Like a heifer to the slaughter

Baby's on fire
And all the laughing boys are bitching
Waiting for photos
Oh the plot is so bewitching

Rescuers row row
Do your best to change the subject
Blow the wind blow blow
Lend some assistance to the object

Photographers snip snap
Take your time she's only burning
This kind of experience
Is necessary for her learning

If you'll be my flotsam
I could be half the man I used to
They said you were hot stuff
And that's what baby's been reduced to

Juanita and Juan
Very clever with maracas
Making their fortunes
Selling secondhand tobaccoes

Juan dances at Chico's
And when the clients are evicted
He empties the ashtrays
And pockets all that he's collected

But baby's on fire
And all the instruments agree that
Her temperature's rising
But any idiot would know that

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by platter on May 29^th, 2009 at 2:43pm

Heart Of Stone wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 10:01am:

If she wants babies, she should ask David Crosby, didn't he give his sperm to the lesbian rock singer, Melissa Etheridge? & her partner.

yes, but that was several years ago...chances are dave is shooting blanks by now.

:wtf1

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by sweetcharmedlife on May 29^th, 2009 at 3:49pm

The Baby's,why sure:

Everytime i think of you
It always turns out good
Everytime i've held you
I thought you understood
People say a love like ours
Will sure pass
But i know a love like ours
Will last and last
And baby i was wrong
Not knowing how
Our love should go
(how our love)
(how our love should go)
But then i wasn't wrong
In knowing how our love would grow
(how our love)
(how our love would grow)
And everytime i think of you
Everytime
Everytime i think of you
Every single time
It always turns out good
Seasons come and seasons go
But our love will never die
Let me hold you darling
So you won't cry
Cause people say that our love affair
Will never last
But we know a love like ours
Will never pass
And baby i was wrong
Not knowing how our love should go
(how our love)
(how our love should go)
But then i wasn't wrong
In knowing how our love would grow
(how our love)
(how our love would grow)
And everytime i think of you
Everytime
Everytime i think of you
Every single time
It always turns out good
People say a love like ours
Will surely pass
But i know a love like ours
Will last and last
And baby i was wrong
Not knowing how our love should go
(how our love)
(how our love should go)
But i wasn't wrong
In knowing how our love would grow
(how our love)
(how our love would grow)
Everytime i think of you
Everytime i think of you
Everytime i think of you
It always turns out good
Everytime i think of you
Everytime i think of you
Everytime i think of you
Everytime
Everytime i think of you
Everytime i think of you (everytime)
Everytime i think of you
Everytime i think of you
Everytime i think of you (everytime)
Everytime i think of you
Everytime i think of you
Everytime i think of you (everytime)
Everytime i think of you

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by mojoman on May 29^th, 2009 at 4:02pm

open-g wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 2:26pm:

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 10:46am:

Speaking of babys.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNf9BmZE6SE

Eno!!!

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Factory Girl on May 29^th, 2009 at 4:20pm

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 10:19am:

Heart Of Stone wrote on May 29^th, 2009 at 10:01am:

If she wants babies, she should ask David Crosby, didn't he give his sperm to the lesbian rock singer, Melissa Etheridge? & her partner.

Paris does not need to solicit David Crosby for his jam. His jam is safe for the canning needs of Melissa Eth, K.D. Lang, and Whole Lotta Rosie ....

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Post by Edith Grove on May 29^th, 2009 at 7:52pm

Exactly how many does she want?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxtgLzi-aK0

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by platter on May 30^th, 2009 at 11:43am

that was gross

:funny

Title: Re: Paris Wants Babies? (nsc)
Post by Ten Thousand Motels on Jun 1^st, 2009 at 11:37am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbshnvztGA&feature=PlayList&p=B32AC6CB2A1B0122&index=32&playnext=2&playnext_from=PL