The world's most famous masturbator turned 56 today:

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Pee Wee's Playhouse was awesome on Adult swim a while back.

Edith Grove wrote on Aug 27^th, 2008 at 7:43pm:

The world's most famous masturbator turned 56 today:

I think you're mistaken. We commemorated his 44th birthday earlier this month.

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I stand corrected. Thanks Gazza!

And happy belated birthday Joey!

Happy Happy Birthday !!!!!

Lol, but at least Joey didn't make the NEWS....Pee Pee Herman is my age. Oh my. I guess there was more going on in that "Play"house than we realized.... :o :P

And yes, I meant to say Pee Pee.... ;)

Dude's old!

I think he is talented.   Its a disgrace his career faltered over masturbating.  If we denounce him, we must denounce every man.

Btw, I think he was "whacking" to straight movies.   :willya


He was great in  "Blow".

WE ALMOST MISSED ANOTHER IMPORTANT BIRTHDAY!!!!

Michael Jackson Turns 50; Now Officially A Creepy Old Man
Then buzz it upAugust 29th, 2008 at 19:00 by Stuart Heritage
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Today is a very special day, because it’s the day that Michael Jackson turns 50 - or at least the odd patch of Michael Jackson turns 50.

Seriously, there are probably parts of his face that are only a couple of months old. But anyway, as bewildered as we are that Michael Jackson is 50, his birthday does beg one important question: What do you get a man who’s already spent way beyond his means to have everything?

Turns out the answer might be a telephone interview with Good Morning America, because that’s what he’s been given. And how did Michael Jackson tell an entire country that he would spend this important milestone? By having “a little cake with my children and we’ll probably watch some cartoons.”

Don’t, OK? Just don’t.

It’s slightly odd to think that Michael Jackson is 50 years old, isn’t it? On the one hand he’s still that little boy trapped in a perpetual adolescence thanks to the childhood that was stolen from him by showbusiness. And on the other hand his face is properly messed up and he looks about a million years old like bloody Mumm-Ra or something.

At this moment Michael Jackson is probably reflecting on his first half-century; the epic highs like becoming an iconic megastar while watching Thriller change the way that music was presented forever, and the slumps like that time everyone thought he’d wanked off that little cancer patient.

Maybe Michael Jackson will wonder why he’s been reduced to shaking Japanese businessmens’ hands for cash, or be slightly downbeat about the fact that he no longer lives in Neverland and therefore can’t have his birthday party in a creepy abandoned fairground any more. But it doesn’t matter, because at least Good Morning America is around to cheer Michael Jackson up.

Getting a Michael Jackson interview, even by phone, is quite the achievement. If you usually ask Michael Jackson to speak he’ll either dress up as a woman and run away or just mumble a few lines of We Are The World and slouch off.

So what could Good Morning America glean from Michael Jackson on this momentous occasion? For example, what has Michael Jackson been doing since he was acquitted of being a child molester and everyone stopped liking him?

“I love composing and the whole thing. But I am also raising my children and enjoying it and teaching them to ride bicycles and how to read. I love it.”

Good. He may not be at the top of his game any more, but at least he loves it. Michael Jackson loves what he does. But, with everything he’s been though, would he do it all again?

“I think I would. It is very much worth it. I love the celebration of music and dance and art. I just love it.”

OK, good. Again, Michael Jackson says he loves what he does. Actually, this is getting a bit boring, isn’t it? If only there was a way to get Michael Jackson to say something creepy about how he’s unwittingly ruining the lives of his children by vicariously living his lost childhood out through them:

“I want them to get to do the kind of things I didn’t get to do. So, I fill them with a lot of enjoyment — a lot of amusement. I get pretty emotional when I see them having a wonderful time.”

Perfect. Happy birthday Michael.

Factory Girl wrote on Aug 28^th, 2008 at 1:18pm:

I think he is talented.   Its a disgrace his career faltered over masturbating.  If we denounce him, we must denounce every man.

Ironically, thats word-for-word what my supervisor wrote on my last annual report.

" Ironically, thats word-for-word what my supervisor wrote on my last annual report "


I masturbate Gazza .


It is true . I Do !


J'Lo

Joey wrote on Aug 30^th, 2008 at 9:36am:

" Ironically, thats word-for-word what my supervisor wrote on my last annual report " I masturbate Gazza . It is true . I Do ! J'Lo

I don't. That's perverted.

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Didn't he get caught masturbating in an ADULT Cinema? That's pretty stupid.

I mean...What's the point of watching a porn if you can't masturbate?

I liked his movie btw, The one where he was searching for his bike the whole time. I think it was called Peewee's big adventure.