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Message started by Riffhard on Aug 15th, 2008 at 4:48pm

Title: Bands that blow
Post by Riffhard on Aug 15th, 2008 at 4:48pm
Greenday. Greenday blows hard. They not only blow, but they also suck. They not only suck, but they suck with teeth.


Thank you.


Riffy

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Joey on Aug 15th, 2008 at 5:07pm
Oasis

Coldplay


Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Riffhard on Aug 15th, 2008 at 5:19pm
Nickelback. Nickelback blows. Blows hard, in fact.


Riffy

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Pdog on Aug 15th, 2008 at 5:27pm
While not a big fan of them, I strongly disagree. How much of your opinion is about the music, or the subject matter of the last album.
They draw off some good bands, while not going overboard ie: Clash, SLF's and Ramones.
to each their own, I can't stand some bands too... I've been amking a serious effort this year to explore alot of bands I've been prejudiced twoards, by actually sitting and listeing to their albums straight through...
including, but not limited to
REM, Elvis Costello, Coldplay, Tom Petty... all of these are people i've not listened to in years, disliked for no real reason or gave up on... I made it a point to listen to the albums they've released in 2008. It's part of my being open minded, if i'm claiming I love rock and roll, and not hating on it too much. I have to admit, regardless of my feeling about the album or artist after, I actually feel better, letting go of the hate, and i'm liking what I love, even more.
I'm just saying... in case anyone wants to try it. Riffy, is an exception, he works in radio, and that might change alot....

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by sirmoonie on Aug 15th, 2008 at 5:41pm
Green Days sucks.

REM,  Steely Dan,  XTC, a handful of others - all that "we're too smart for this" stuff sucks.  Fucking douchebags.

Eagles, of course.

Ted Nugent, Damn Yankies, Styx, Night Ranger, all those queers all suck a lot of dick.

Motley Crue sucks.

Queen sucks like real bad.  That stuff could gag a maggot.

Coldplay continues to suck.

That guy Scott Stamp and his "band" suck.  Creed.

Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Korn, Insane Klowns, that whole "genre" sucked bad while it was around.

Yes, Starship, ELP, Kansas, all that fishdick stuff pretty much sucked.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Pdog on Aug 15th, 2008 at 5:52pm

sirmoonie wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 5:41pm:
Green Days sucks.

REM,  Steely Dan,  XTC, a handful of others - all that "we're too smart for this" stuff sucks.  Fucking douchebags.

Eagles, of course.

Ted Nugent, Damn Yankies, Styx, Night Ranger, all those queers all suck a lot of dick.

Motley Crue sucks.

Queen sucks like real bad.  That stuff could gag a maggot.

Coldplay continues to suck.

That guy Scott Stamp and his "band" suck.  Creed.

Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Korn, Insane Klowns, that whole "genre" sucked bad while it was around.

Yes, Starship, ELP, Kansas, all that fishdick stuff pretty much sucked.


you spend to much time talking about what sucks, that you miss out on what you like about rock and roll... wtf you listeinng to, are you "listening" to music? or are you in the critics section?
I don't like the critics, now they suck!!!
Anyone name a band The Critics?

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Riffhard on Aug 15th, 2008 at 6:00pm

Pdog wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 5:27pm:
While not a big fan of them, I strongly disagree. How much of your opinion is about the music, or the subject matter of the last album.
They draw off some good bands, while not going overboard ie: Clash, SLF's and Ramones.
to each their own, I can't stand some bands too... I've been amking a serious effort this year to explore alot of bands I've been prejudiced twoards, by actually sitting and listeing to their albums straight through...
including, but not limited to
REM, Elvis Costello, Coldplay, Tom Petty... all of these are people i've not listened to in years, disliked for no real reason or gave up on... I made it a point to listen to the albums they've released in 2008. It's part of my being open minded, if i'm claiming I love rock and roll, and not hating on it too much. I have to admit, regardless of my feeling about the album or artist after, I actually feel better, letting go of the hate, and i'm liking what I love, even more.
I'm just saying... in case anyone wants to try it. Riffy, is an exception, he works in radio, and that might change alot....



I wouldn't say that I "hated" any band. However, you're right Pdog, playing Greenday songs professionally isn't easy. Not easy at all. Nickelback is even worse. My loathing of Greenday's music isn't based on any political leanings they have. No rather, it's based on the fact that I can't get over their attempt at trying to be a modern day Clash. They are so lacking in that department it's laughable. I believed that Joe Strummer and Mick Jones meant it. Greenday is more interested in the image of the whole psuedo punk vibe. In other words I don't believe a damned thing they say. Not to mention the fact that their best song wouldn't even be considered decent when compared to any cut from London Calling.


Riffy

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by sirmoonie on Aug 15th, 2008 at 6:06pm

Pdog wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 5:52pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 5:41pm:
Green Days sucks.

REM,  Steely Dan,  XTC, a handful of others - all that "we're too smart for this" stuff sucks.  Fucking douchebags.

Eagles, of course.

Ted Nugent, Damn Yankies, Styx, Night Ranger, all those queers all suck a lot of dick.

Motley Crue sucks.

Queen sucks like real bad.  That stuff could gag a maggot.

Coldplay continues to suck.

That guy Scott Stamp and his "band" suck.  Creed.

Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Korn, Insane Klowns, that whole "genre" sucked bad while it was around.

Yes, Starship, ELP, Kansas, all that fishdick stuff pretty much sucked.


you spend to much time talking about what sucks, that you miss out on what you like about rock and roll... wtf you listeinng to, are you "listening" to music? or are you in the critics section?
I don't like the critics, now they suck!!!
Anyone name a band The Critics?

I listen to a lot of music, and often.  

That list was compiled off the top of my head, and its bulletproof - they all suck.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Pdog on Aug 15th, 2008 at 6:15pm

sirmoonie wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 6:06pm:

Pdog wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 5:52pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 5:41pm:
Green Days sucks.

REM,  Steely Dan,  XTC, a handful of others - all that "we're too smart for this" stuff sucks.  Fucking douchebags.

Eagles, of course.

Ted Nugent, Damn Yankies, Styx, Night Ranger, all those queers all suck a lot of dick.

Motley Crue sucks.

Queen sucks like real bad.  That stuff could gag a maggot.

Coldplay continues to suck.

That guy Scott Stamp and his "band" suck.  Creed.

Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Korn, Insane Klowns, that whole "genre" sucked bad while it was around.

Yes, Starship, ELP, Kansas, all that fishdick stuff pretty much sucked.


you spend to much time talking about what sucks, that you miss out on what you like about rock and roll... wtf you listeinng to, are you "listening" to music? or are you in the critics section?
I don't like the critics, now they suck!!!
Anyone name a band The Critics?

I listen to a lot of music, and often.  

That list was compiled off the top of my head, and its bulletproof - they all suck.



Oh yea! I hated them before you did!

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Edith Grove on Aug 15th, 2008 at 6:30pm
Can't blow much harder than this:



Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Holden on Aug 15th, 2008 at 6:59pm
I actually really like early Green Day. Dookie was a great album. They started as a pop-punk band and just transformed into emo/pop, which sucks.

They DO, however, have a pretty cool side project called the Foxboro Hot tubs. Give it a listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7oRL8TCUWE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zik2zoldpw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvdRGHREoNQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqc78b7lAFU

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Pdog on Aug 15th, 2008 at 7:03pm
Can't blow much harder than this:




DYK?: One of Dee Dee Ramones favorite bands...

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Throwaway on Aug 15th, 2008 at 7:08pm
Fall Out Boy
My Chemical Romance
and looking at the top 100 on iTunes, you could pick out almost all of the bands on it, i.e. Jonas Brothers, Jason Mraz, etc.
any modern country artist (not REAL country groups, but those that play pop shite, add a fiddle solo and a yee haw, and are played on modern cunt-ry stations)
Goo Goo Dolls

older acts:
Flock of Seagulls
any prog shite (Rush, Yes, etc)

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Pdog on Aug 15th, 2008 at 7:19pm

Riffhard wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 6:00pm:

Pdog wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 5:27pm:
While not a big fan of them, I strongly disagree. How much of your opinion is about the music, or the subject matter of the last album.
They draw off some good bands, while not going overboard ie: Clash, SLF's and Ramones.
to each their own, I can't stand some bands too... I've been amking a serious effort this year to explore alot of bands I've been prejudiced twoards, by actually sitting and listeing to their albums straight through...
including, but not limited to
REM, Elvis Costello, Coldplay, Tom Petty... all of these are people i've not listened to in years, disliked for no real reason or gave up on... I made it a point to listen to the albums they've released in 2008. It's part of my being open minded, if i'm claiming I love rock and roll, and not hating on it too much. I have to admit, regardless of my feeling about the album or artist after, I actually feel better, letting go of the hate, and i'm liking what I love, even more.
I'm just saying... in case anyone wants to try it. Riffy, is an exception, he works in radio, and that might change alot....



I wouldn't say that I "hated" any band. However, you're right Pdog, playing Greenday songs professionally isn't easy. Not easy at all. Nickelback is even worse. My loathing of Greenday's music isn't based on any political leanings they have. No rather, it's based on the fact that I can't get over their attempt at trying to be a modern day Clash. They are so lacking in that department it's laughable. I believed that Joe Strummer and Mick Jones meant it. Greenday is more interested in the image of the whole psuedo punk vibe. In other words I don't believe a damned thing they say. Not to mention the fact that their best song wouldn't even be considered decent when compared to any cut from London Calling.


Riffy


not much can stand next London Calling... There's entire Stones albums that look pale next to LC...
Is there anything new you've discovered you like, by new I'd say post 2004 releases? Or anything old that you discovered as new? Or, anything old you recently re-discovered?
I listened to so much DBT, I dug up Skynyrd and been digging it.
People hate on Prog, but I gotta admit, i'll listen to Yes. And i love Tool, and they are prog as hell, and Maynard is a flamer in thr highest order, and I think Tool rocks.
i'm just saying, can we talk about what we like about rock and roll?
I think everyone is this thread, that is talking about bands that suck, need a homework assignment.
This weekend you have to get an album. 40 to 60 mons of your life. Sit down, and just listen to it. Then make a post about that album, and what you thought about it. I don't care what it is, new old, same old tired Exile review, whatever. You guys need to revisit what you love about rock and roll, and talk about it, like we used to...


Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by GotToRollMe on Aug 15th, 2008 at 9:51pm

Pdog wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 7:19pm:
not much can stand next London Calling... There's entire Stones albums that look pale next to LC...
Is there anything new you've discovered you like, by new I'd say post 2004 releases? Or anything old that you discovered as new? Or, anything old you recently re-discovered?
I listened to so much DBT, I dug up Skynyrd and been digging it.
People hate on Prog, but I gotta admit, i'll listen to Yes. And i love Tool, and they are prog as hell, and Maynard is a flamer in thr highest order, and I think Tool rocks.
i'm just saying, can we talk about what we like about rock and roll?
I think everyone is this thread, that is talking about bands that suck, need a homework assignment.
This weekend you have to get an album. 40 to 60 mons of your life. Sit down, and just listen to it. Then make a post about that album, and what you thought about it. I don't care what it is, new old, same old tired Exile review, whatever. You guys need to revisit what you love about rock and roll, and talk about it, like we used to...


Yes! Great idea, and sooo good to see threads about music. I'm going down the shore for a couple of days. I need to think about this a bit before I post. Keep it going till I get back!

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by robpop on Aug 15th, 2008 at 9:57pm
Blind Mellon.  I saw them open for the Stones on the Voodoo Lounge tour.  The hext day, our local paper headline was "The world's worst rock and roll band opens for the world's greatest rock and roll band."

Aerosmith sucks also.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Trey Krimsin on Aug 15th, 2008 at 11:11pm
Kid Rock is one of the many abominations that dominate radio airwaves today.  Every time I hear that god awful Warren Zevon/Lynyrd Skynard hybrid song, I want to take two large icepicks and drive them through my eardrums.  Fucking horrible.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by sirmoonie on Aug 15th, 2008 at 11:28pm

Trey Krimsin wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 11:11pm:
Kid Rock is one of the many abominations that dominate radio airwaves today.  Every time I hear that god awful Warren Zevon/Lynyrd Skynard hybrid song, I want to take two large icepicks and drive them through my eardrums.  Fucking horrible.

I hear you, man.  Except I want to use icepicks on people who suport that stuff.  That song just disgusts me.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by left shoe shuffle on Aug 16th, 2008 at 12:07am

Got on a little REM jag after picking up 'Accelerate'.
That album reminded me of what I loved about them back in the day.

They fell off my radar after 'Up', which was like listening to paint dry.

But the new one made me reach for the early stuff when Stipe muttered and Pete Buck's Rickenbacker just jangled.      

'Murmur', 'Reckoning', 'Fables Of The Reconstruction', 'Life's Rich Pageant' and 'Document' all sounded great again after collecting dust for a looong time.

'Dead Letter Office' is in my car CD player...

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Starbuck on Aug 16th, 2008 at 12:21am

left shoe shuffle wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 12:07am:
Got on a little REM jag after picking up 'Accelerate'.
That album reminded me of what I loved about them back in the day.

They fell off my radar after 'Up', which was like listening to paint dry.

But the new one made me reach for the early stuff when Stipe muttered and Pete Buck's Rickenbacker just jangled.      

'Murmur', 'Reckoning', 'Fables Of The Reconstruction', 'Life's Rich Pageant' and 'Document' all sounded great again after collecting dust for a looong time.

And 'Dead Letter Office' is in my car CD player...


i fully appreciate pdog's keeping it real/ say what you love approach. seriously, it works. peace and luv, as ringo always says.

but this pro REM business must stop immediately.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by left shoe shuffle on Aug 16th, 2008 at 12:34am

Starbuck wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 12:21am:
i fully appreciate pdog's keeping it real/ say what you love approach. seriously, it works. peace and luv, as ringo always says.

but this pro REM business must stop immediately.


What, no snappy .gif from forumspile?

Maybe you're right, though.
Gonna give a listen to Hindu Love Gods instead.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Aug 16th, 2008 at 1:44am
Dave Matthews
Jack Johnson
The Jonas Bros

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by corgi37 on Aug 16th, 2008 at 5:44am
right wing country music annoys the fuck out of me! Trace Adkins in particular.

And Kid Rock! WTF??????? He disgusts me more than any American act since

Greenday annoy me because the singer sounds like he's got a pea in his nose. American's idea of "punk" is so funny to see.

This list of who i could hate is too long. I hate everyone except the Stones, Who, Neil Young, some Doors, and various other snippets of life.

In fact, i kind of hate all music lately. It's all very lame and contrived. Except for Miley Cyrus. She's a talent that girl is!

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Pdog on Aug 16th, 2008 at 9:02am

Starbuck wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 12:21am:

left shoe shuffle wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 12:07am:
Got on a little REM jag after picking up 'Accelerate'.
That album reminded me of what I loved about them back in the day.

They fell off my radar after 'Up', which was like listening to paint dry.

But the new one made me reach for the early stuff when Stipe muttered and Pete Buck's Rickenbacker just jangled.      

'Murmur', 'Reckoning', 'Fables Of The Reconstruction', 'Life's Rich Pageant' and 'Document' all sounded great again after collecting dust for a looong time.

And 'Dead Letter Office' is in my car CD player...


i fully appreciate pdog's keeping it real/ say what you love approach. seriously, it works. peace and luv, as ringo always says.

but this pro REM business must stop immediately.


You might be a liberal, but you ain't open minded...  i dare you, to openly discuss, something new or new to you fot he first time, or are you going to be the typical white person rock music critic... C'mon, move to the back of the bus and check out a new perspective, it don't cost much and you don't lose the music you already love. Looks like two things are standing in-between you and my challenge to board members. Fear and common sense!


Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Some Guy on Aug 16th, 2008 at 12:47pm

sirmoonie wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 11:28pm:

Trey Krimsin wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 11:11pm:
Kid Rock is one of the many abominations that dominate radio airwaves today.  Every time I hear that god awful Warren Zevon/Lynyrd Skynard hybrid song, I want to take two large icepicks and drive them through my eardrums.  Fucking horrible.

I hear you, man.  Except I want to use icepicks on people who suport that stuff.  That song just disgusts me.

Shit Bro, that is the official song of summer 2008 for the North Georgia Bigfoot trackers association. Yeah c'mon!

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Factory Girl on Aug 16th, 2008 at 3:39pm
Always sucked---

1)  Rush

2)  Queen

3)  Elton John-except for cool 70's shit- Crocodile Rock, Bennie & the Jets

4)  Rap (except for Grandmaster Flash)

5)  Solo Eric Clapton who sold blues down the road.

6) Solo Rod Stewart after 1970's.  

7) Dave Matthews

8)  John Mayer

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Ade on Aug 16th, 2008 at 3:52pm

Joey wrote on Aug 15th, 2008 at 5:07pm:
Oasis


i'm sorry Joey, i love you dearly, but i'm going to "Coleman" you for that




Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Starbuck on Aug 16th, 2008 at 5:08pm

Pdog wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 9:02am:

Starbuck wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 12:21am:
i fully appreciate pdog's keeping it real/ say what you love approach. seriously, it works. peace and luv, as ringo always says.

but this pro REM business must stop immediately.


You might be a liberal, but you ain't open minded...  i dare you, to openly discuss, something new or new to you fot he first time, or are you going to be the typical white person rock music critic... C'mon, move to the back of the bus and check out a new perspective, it don't cost much and you don't lose the music you already love. Looks like two things are standing in-between you and my challenge to board members. Fear and common sense!


sadly, this is true. i am a music snob.

but if i hate the eagles and REM, it's only because i want the best for humankind.

just don't let me mention cats!

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Zack on Aug 16th, 2008 at 5:17pm
Yeah, nice work over at the other place.  Got 'em rolling in the aisles. :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Factory Girl on Aug 16th, 2008 at 5:17pm

Starbuck wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 5:08pm:

Pdog wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 9:02am:
[quote author=Starbuck link=1218836903/0#20 date=1218864092]


just don't let me mention cats!



Should I call the humane society???

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Starbuck on Aug 16th, 2008 at 7:18pm

Zack wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 5:17pm:
Yeah, nice work over at the other place.  Got 'em rolling in the aisles. :Youmakeagrownmancrylikejoey

i was trying to make a joke!

now i have PETA activists tenting on my lawn pelting the front of my house with tender vittles!

what's a man to do?

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Stones Security on Aug 16th, 2008 at 7:48pm
You have no idea what a MAN is to do.

You're just workin for the weekend, sicko


Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Starbuck on Aug 16th, 2008 at 8:08pm

Stones Security wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 7:48pm:
You have no idea what a MAN is to do.

You're just workin for the weekend, sicko



sorry, this ain't no loverboy tribute.

i came home with a check for $510 last night. all in a hard day's night work!

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Pdog on Aug 16th, 2008 at 9:56pm

Starbuck wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 8:08pm:

Stones Security wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 7:48pm:
You have no idea what a MAN is to do.

You're just workin for the weekend, sicko



sorry, this ain't no loverboy tribute.

i came home with a check for $510 last night. all in a hard day's night work!


did he pay you for the sex or just to leave after!

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by left shoe shuffle on Aug 16th, 2008 at 10:26pm


Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Starbuck on Aug 16th, 2008 at 11:25pm

Pdog wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 9:56pm:
did he pay you for the sex or just to leave after!




Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by MaineMotels on Aug 17th, 2008 at 7:29am

Starbuck wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 5:08pm:

Pdog wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 9:02am:

Starbuck wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 12:21am:
i fully appreciate pdog's keeping it real/ say what you love approach. seriously, it works. peace and luv, as ringo always says.

but this pro REM business must stop immediately.


You might be a liberal, but you ain't open minded...  i dare you, to openly discuss, something new or new to you fot he first time, or are you going to be the typical white person rock music critic... C'mon, move to the back of the bus and check out a new perspective, it don't cost much and you don't lose the music you already love. Looks like two things are standing in-between you and my challenge to board members. Fear and common sense!


sadly, this is true. i am a music snob.

but if i hate the eagles and REM, it's only because i want the best for humankind.

just don't let me mention cats!


"sadly, this is true. i am a music snob."

A music snob?????!!!!

Well....at least we have one thing in common. But....aren't all Stones fans music snobs?
If they ain't they oughtta be.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Pdog on Aug 17th, 2008 at 11:37am

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Aug 17th, 2008 at 7:29am:

Starbuck wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 5:08pm:

Pdog wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 9:02am:

Starbuck wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 12:21am:
i fully appreciate pdog's keeping it real/ say what you love approach. seriously, it works. peace and luv, as ringo always says.

but this pro REM business must stop immediately.


You might be a liberal, but you ain't open minded...  i dare you, to openly discuss, something new or new to you fot he first time, or are you going to be the typical white person rock music critic... C'mon, move to the back of the bus and check out a new perspective, it don't cost much and you don't lose the music you already love. Looks like two things are standing in-between you and my challenge to board members. Fear and common sense!


sadly, this is true. i am a music snob.

but if i hate the eagles and REM, it's only because i want the best for humankind.

just don't let me mention cats!


"sadly, this is true. i am a music snob."

A music snob?????!!!!

Well....at least we have one thing in common. But....aren't all Stones fans music snobs?
If they ain't they oughtta be.


you're the pre-season of posting!

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Factory Girl on Aug 17th, 2008 at 11:53am

Starbuck wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 7:18pm:
[quote author=Zack link=1218836903/25#29 date=1218925030]Yeah, nice work over at the other place.  Got 'em rolling in quote]

now i have PETA activists tenting on my lawn pelting the front of my house with tender vittles!

what's a man to do?



Collect local strays and give them Friskies and cat nip!!!  Pronto!   Time is of the essence.  



Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Factory Girl on Aug 17th, 2008 at 11:57am

Stones Security wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 7:48pm:
You're just workin for the weekend, sicko




Actually, I  work for a sicko.  

Larger then Life, Teflon coated  SICKO.  

:pullanolte :pullanolte :pullanolte :pullanolte :pullanolte :pullanolte

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Factory Girl on Aug 17th, 2008 at 11:59am

Starbuck wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 11:25pm:

Pdog wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 9:56pm:
did he pay you for the sex or just to leave after!




Please don't show that cat to PETA.    They will lock you up in a cathouse.  

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by robpop on Aug 18th, 2008 at 3:13pm
Um...Did I mention Areoshit before?  

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Joey on Aug 18th, 2008 at 5:25pm
" Steely Dan,  

Eagles, of course. "


What ?!




!!!!!!





Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Brainbell Jangler on Aug 18th, 2008 at 6:55pm
A "band that blows" that actually includes the word "blow" in its name:

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Zack on Aug 18th, 2008 at 8:58pm

Joey wrote on Aug 18th, 2008 at 5:25pm:
" Steely Dan,  


What ?!


I was waiting for you to defend " the Dan. "   :booze

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Jumping Jack on Aug 19th, 2008 at 4:38am
U2 and the self-righteous Bono suck more than all those bands combined!!!

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Pdog on Aug 19th, 2008 at 9:13am

Jumping Jack wrote on Aug 19th, 2008 at 4:38am:
U2 and the self-righteous Bono suck more than all those bands combined!!!



Hahaha... you're not self righteous, are you?

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Joey on Aug 19th, 2008 at 9:29am
" I was waiting for you to defend " the Dan. "  


You Bet Your Sweet Bippy !!!!


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Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Riffhard on Aug 19th, 2008 at 10:06am
Steely Dan and their fans are a bunch of chardonnay sipping brie munching pussies of the highest order. I have now seen them twice and will never subject myself to the pompous condescending fucktards again. Take it to the lounge where it belongs Fagen! Jazz fags are the worst.


Riffy

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Joey on Aug 19th, 2008 at 10:07am
" Steely Dan and their fans are a bunch of chardonnay sipping brie munching pussies of the highest order. I have now seen them twice and will never subject myself to the pompous condescending fucktards again. Take it to the lounge where it belongs Fagen! Jazz fags are the worst. "

This makes Joey sad .

I would like to baste you in milk for 48 hours, hog-tie you and let hungry baby lambs skeletonize your quivering, quaking carcass.






Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Joey on Aug 19th, 2008 at 10:33am
" .............. subject myself to the pompous condescending fucktards again. Take it to the lounge where it belongs Fagen! Jazz fags are the worst. "
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Riffhard on Aug 19th, 2008 at 10:43am
Steely Dan fans are pussies! There I said it! Oh, speaking of pussies.






Riffy

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Joey on Aug 19th, 2008 at 10:49am
" Steely Dan fans are pussies! "





Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Riffhard on Aug 19th, 2008 at 10:56am
It's true Joey! I met this Steely Dan fan at a show in Jersey. He/she gave me a beer when I refused his/her chardonnay and brie! I'm just sayin'.....





Riffy

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by MaineMotels on Aug 19th, 2008 at 3:23pm
Steely Dan is one big bore. That's all. Very forgettable.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Joey on Aug 19th, 2008 at 4:06pm
" Steely Dan is one big bore. That's all. Very forgettable "


You make Joey sad .

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by MaineMotels on Aug 19th, 2008 at 4:14pm

Joey wrote on Aug 19th, 2008 at 4:06pm:
" Steely Dan is one big bore. That's all. Very forgettable "


You make Joey sad .



Nothing to be sad about. They're just kind of low on the totem pole....like Seals and Crofts. Feel lucky....Bon Jovi ain't even on the totem pole at all.  

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Zack on Aug 19th, 2008 at 4:47pm
They go over some people's heads.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Joey on Aug 19th, 2008 at 5:04pm
" They go over some people's heads "


I would like to nuzzle you .

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Zack on Aug 19th, 2008 at 5:56pm
That statue's gross.  Like Gulliver and the giant tit in Brobdignag.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Riffhard on Aug 19th, 2008 at 6:02pm

Zack wrote on Aug 19th, 2008 at 4:47pm:
They go over some people's heads.


Uh,no. Not really. They are just a couple of pompus fuckheads that play music to picnic by. The fine Columbian....puuuuuleeeezzze!





Riffy

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by MoleDmc on Aug 19th, 2008 at 7:21pm
Coldplay. The uk is not having a great time at the moment and this is perfectly summarised by those fuckers. Fuck them and their healthy lifestyles and safe 'rock' music. Fuck them i am angry and wild and love my yayayas album and nothing coldplayshits could ever do could come close you bastards. go back to your big house chris mrtin you fucker. enjoy your tesco finest foods. im off to start a fight.
whats going on in the world? where an i go to hear a stones record played loudly while i dance- and god forbid smoke a cigarette indoors while dancing??!
Oh Brian, you left the party early. Fair play to you.x x

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Pdog on Aug 19th, 2008 at 7:34pm

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Riffhard on Aug 19th, 2008 at 7:48pm

Pdog wrote on Aug 19th, 2008 at 7:34pm:



This cartoon is kinda funny. However, the fact is that most Steely Dan fans are music nerds of the first order! Don't believe me? Just go to one of their concerts.


Riffy

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Brainbell Jangler on Aug 19th, 2008 at 7:51pm

Riffhard wrote on Aug 19th, 2008 at 6:02pm:

Zack wrote on Aug 19th, 2008 at 4:47pm:
They go over some people's heads.


Uh,no. Not really. They are just a couple of pompus fuckheads that play music to picnic by. The fine Columbian....puuuuuleeeezzze!

Riffy


Actually, Riffy, the Colombian bud of the early Seventies was worthy of song.  There were red, gold and blond varieties that were absolutely mind-bending; the best I've seen in nearly 40 years of sampling.  And I'm from one of the premier domestic production areas in the country.

The fine Colombian of that period must not be confused with the dismal brown drech sold under that name in the late Seventies.  That shit was so bad, it inspired High Times's "Dope Connoisseur" (who had written a few years earlier that she had never smoked any pot she didn't like) to observe that one would not want to smoke it unless one deliberately wanted to feel worse than before.


Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Riffhard on Aug 19th, 2008 at 8:35pm

Brainbell Jangler wrote on Aug 19th, 2008 at 7:51pm:

Riffhard wrote on Aug 19th, 2008 at 6:02pm:

Zack wrote on Aug 19th, 2008 at 4:47pm:
They go over some people's heads.


Uh,no. Not really. They are just a couple of pompus fuckheads that play music to picnic by. The fine Columbian....puuuuuleeeezzze!

Riffy


Actually, Riffy, the Colombian bud of the early Seventies was worthy of song.  There were red, gold and blond varieties that were absolutely mind-bending; the best I've seen in nearly 40 years of sampling.  And I'm from one of the premier domestic production areas in the country.

The fine Colombian of that period must not be confused with the dismal brown drech sold under that name in the late Seventies.  That shit was so bad, it inspired High Times's "Dope Connoisseur" (who had written a few years earlier that she had never smoked any pot she didn't like) to observe that one would not want to smoke it unless one deliberately wanted to feel worse than before.


Oh I hear ya BJ. I too have partaken in some mighty fine Columbian. I was really just knocking the picnic jazz brand of muzak that Steely Dan has put out. I have enjoyed listening to some Dan albums like Pretzel Logic in the past. After I saw them live though my opinion of them, and their fans, took a direct hit. I have never viewed them the same since. The fact that I went back to a second show of theirs is still a bit of mystery, even to me!


Riffy

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll on Aug 19th, 2008 at 9:23pm
these bands make me wish I had montezuma's revenge, so I could spray poop all over them

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Glimmer Twin on Aug 19th, 2008 at 9:41pm
I know I'll get shit for this, but I think Bruce is one boring musician, with or without the E Street Band.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by sweetcharmedlife on Aug 19th, 2008 at 9:59pm

Riffhard wrote on Aug 19th, 2008 at 7:48pm:

Pdog wrote on Aug 19th, 2008 at 7:34pm:



This cartoon is kinda funny. However, the fact is that most Steely Dan fans are music nerds of the first order! Don't believe me? Just go to one of their concerts.


Riffy

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I did in Lake Tahoe and saw one of the drunkest, stoned crowds I have ever witnessed at a concert....Ok maybe it was just me but still a great show.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Joey on Aug 20th, 2008 at 11:17am
"  that I went back .... is still a bit of mystery "


We ALL go back !!!! :

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Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Nasty Habits on Aug 20th, 2008 at 11:23am
A true rarity! One of the few topics that you will actually see Joey and Nasty in agreement!

I hate Gaucho and everything after, and I think they make music not for picnics but for computers now, but those 70s Steely Dan albums are great.  Countdown to Ecstasy and Pretzel Logic are worthy of the Stones.

I always assumed the "Colombian" in question was cocaine?


those who know what's happenin' meet me under the clothesline because that's where I hang out!

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Joey on Aug 20th, 2008 at 11:27am
" I always assumed the "Colombian" in question was cocaine?  "

May ' Dr. Wu ' visit you this evening ?!


You are much loved by Joeykins


Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Nasty Habits on Aug 20th, 2008 at 11:34am

Joey wrote on Aug 20th, 2008 at 11:27am:
" I always assumed the "Colombian" in question was cocaine?  "

May ' Dr. Wu ' visit you this evening ?!


You are much loved by Joeykins


Nothing to do but feed all the kangaroos!




Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Starbuck on Aug 20th, 2008 at 12:55pm

Glimmer Twin wrote on Aug 19th, 2008 at 9:41pm:
I know I'll get shit for this, but I think Bruce is one boring musician, with or without the E Street Band.


Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Starbuck on Aug 20th, 2008 at 12:58pm
riffy!

your anti-dan rants are hilarious!


Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Joey on Aug 20th, 2008 at 1:34pm
" Nothing to do but feed ....................... "


Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by gimmekeef on Aug 22nd, 2008 at 1:21pm
Anything with Phil Collins..even if the prick was in a studio 10 miles away his bullshit would be present.

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by glencar on Aug 22nd, 2008 at 2:52pm
it's all good man...

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by Pdog on Aug 22nd, 2008 at 3:35pm
i've been seeing a trend towards complaining and bashing around here, that is not balanced by any praises or talk of things good in rock and roll....
Keep letting Joey and Maine motels dictate this board, and no tour... this is not good, not good at all!
fuck you ronnie wood

Title: Re: Bands that blow
Post by glencar on Aug 22nd, 2008 at 3:36pm
Agreed! negativity isn't all that.

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