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Title: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by Gazza on Jul 17th, 2008 at 6:45am
Ageing Rolling Stones fans will demand exciting retirements, says Audit Commission
By Martin Beckford, Social Affairs Correspondent Last Updated: 3:28AM BST 17/07/2008 The baby boomer generation will demand excitement in retirement, according to an official report which claims many councils are unprepared for Britain's ageing population. REUTERS Ageing rockers: 'As people live longer, those who can help them stay well and independent, need to be a little more imaginative' The Audit Commission, the independent public services watchdog, will warn that "ex-punk rockers and Rolling Stones fans" will not be satisfied with a "cup of tea and daytime TV" as they become pensioners. Its study found that local authorities must do more to cater for Britain's increasingly elderly but independent population, and tailor their services to give older people better information and higher-quality services. The watchdog said the over-50s will make up more than one in three of the population by next year, but most town halls only focus on providing services for the minority who need home help or care in a nursing home. Michael O'Higgins, Chairman of the Audit Commission, said: "By 2029 nearly 40 per cent of England's population will be over 50. These are active people, anxious to stay independent as long as possible. "Despite the stereotypes, only 3 per cent of people aged between 65 and 80 live in residential care. But it's worrying that the councils in areas with the most over-50s are the least prepared to cope with their long-term needs and interests. "Ex-punk rockers and Rolling Stones fans are not going to be happy with a cup of tea and daytime TV. As people live longer, those who can help them stay well and independent, need to be a little more imaginative." The Audit Commission carried out a series of tests in which older people contacted 49 councils across the country to ask them about their leisure, education, transport and volunteering services. It found that 80 per cent of the "mystery shoppers" had to probe for more information, and many were told to contact adult social care services even if they had not need to do so. In addition, two-thirds of town hall staff referred the callers to a website without checking if they had internet access, while fewer than a third of council officers offered to send out information in the post. -Daily Telegraph www.dailytelegraph.co.uk |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by PartyDoll MEG on Jul 17th, 2008 at 7:03am
Thanks, G!
But personally, I don't wanna think about those years yet..... ;D Call it denial...call it thinking young!! 8-) :willya |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by MaineMotels on Jul 17th, 2008 at 8:03am
(this blurb seems to fit better here)
AC/DC Clowns Out In Force by Paul Cashmere - July 17 2008 undercover.com Okay, AC/DC are keeping fans holding their breath waiting for the official announcement of the ‘Black Ice’ album and the fans are getting restless. So much so, that AC/DC fan forums are becoming some of the funniest sites online at the moment. In anticipation of the new album, one fan at acdcpower.net wrote that the album will be called ‘Hipbreaker’ and has the following track-listing: Thunderstroke Stiff Upper Hip Send for the Nurse Its a Long Way to the top of the Stairs if you wanna take a piss This Prostate is on Fire Nursing Home Ain't a Bad Place to Be Let There be Matlock For Those about to Walk, BE CAREFUL Night of the Long Bedpans House of Bingo Caught With Your Pants Wet Hipbreaker Oatmeal on the Rocks This Means Sore Shitstreak Thats the Way I wanna piss my pants Fans at the forums are going nuts with silly comments and rumors. AC/DC will release ‘Black Ice’ in October and in the USA it will be exclusively sold through Wal-Mart. In Australia, the album will be released on Alberts via SonyBMG. The band announced earlier this week that they have licensed their classic song ‘Let There Be Rock’ for the next Rock Band game. A world tour is expected to be announced soon, starting in the USA in November. |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by Pdog on Jul 17th, 2008 at 9:04am
What is this ex punk rocker shite? If you aren't anymore, than you probably never was...
Anyone that usually says they are an ex or former (whatever), is next to say, and then I found Jesus, Allah ect... And these types that I've known personally, usually didn't fit in or tried to hard or just couldn't handle life, drugs and social situations... so they then go on preaching about being a formerly involved, like they were really in the scene, when they were the ones who made it look bad to outsiders... Fuck this ex shit and fck retirement... Just enjoy life and god awful rock and roll... Once again The Stones and punk rockers get portrayed as something other than normal everyday people. I better quit before I get mad!!! :will-ya |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by Pdog on Jul 17th, 2008 at 9:05am
I just turned off my TV,
Regis is on... I need to re-think my life!!! |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by Some Guy on Jul 17th, 2008 at 9:07am Pdog wrote on Jul 17th, 2008 at 9:05am:
How you like Texas? Looks awful hot out there. |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by Joey on Jul 17th, 2008 at 9:53am
" How you like Texas? Looks awful hot out there. "
!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by gimmekeef on Jul 17th, 2008 at 12:09pm
My son has been given a pillow with instructions on how to use it on or about time for my first adult diaper change.
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by mojoman on Jul 17th, 2008 at 3:19pm
i demand a hot eighteen year old cocktail waitress :aimama
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by Pdog on Jul 17th, 2008 at 3:39pm Some Guy wrote on Jul 17th, 2008 at 9:07am:
It's fucking hot... It's fun watching all the woman dress for the heat, I love my A/C, I just changed a sprinkler head with the sprinklers on, and was dry before I got in the house. This is a great place, for current and older punk rockers to live out their spikey golden years.... |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by robpop on Jul 17th, 2008 at 3:47pm Pdog wrote on Jul 17th, 2008 at 3:39pm:
I dont know about punk rockers, but I know of a punk who will be moving back there from DC in a few months. |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by Pdog on Jul 17th, 2008 at 3:52pm robpop wrote on Jul 17th, 2008 at 3:47pm:
They might love him Texas, but they hate him in Austin. |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by Joey on Jul 17th, 2008 at 4:00pm
" This is a great place, for current and older punk rockers to live out their spikey golden years "
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by robpop on Jul 17th, 2008 at 4:05pm Pdog wrote on Jul 17th, 2008 at 3:52pm:
Seems strange. I know a handfull of people who live or lived in Texas and most of them despise him also. |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by Pdog on Jul 17th, 2008 at 4:37pm
back to the heat. This is the first place i ever lived, when I say it is hotter than my balls, is actually a true statement and not just an exageration or sarcasm.
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by Joey on Jul 17th, 2008 at 4:59pm
" when I say it is hotter than my balls, is actually a true statement and not just an exageration or sarcasm . "
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by CatsBanquet on Jul 18th, 2008 at 8:43am
Grey turns to blue.
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by corgi37 on Jul 19th, 2008 at 5:32am
I plan to grow old disgracefully and be a burden on everyone, including my children.
It's cool being 44. I can call barmaids "love" and "darling" without raising an eyebrow, young bucks dont pick me for a fight because i am bald and usually very hammered and they feel sorry for me or view me as pathetic and all my gal-pals still think i am cute and still "immature". Though i think they are all fucking sea-hags! Have 6 year old twins keeps me sprightly too. But even i have had enough of Dora the fucking boring Explorer. I'm 45 in September and i am getting Grand Theft Auto 4 and when i get my tax back i am paying my wife to get her other nipple pierced and i am finally going to get another tattoo. And...what the fuck am i talking about? |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by Deathgod on Jul 19th, 2008 at 6:48am
get GTA4 on the Xbox dude
then us 40+ geezers can hoon around online on our vespas causing havoc and visiting strip clubs of course. |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by MaineMotels on Jul 19th, 2008 at 7:01am
Hey.... I like Shuffleboard.....as long as its for money. Or even strip shuffleboard.
(I don't like horseshoes though, not even for money. They're too heavy and I might throw my back out.) |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by MaineMotels on Jul 19th, 2008 at 8:28am corgi37 wrote on Jul 19th, 2008 at 5:32am:
Dora???? My grandniece is crazy about that shit. It's a cult. |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by Pdog on Jul 19th, 2008 at 9:02am corgi37 wrote on Jul 19th, 2008 at 5:32am:
Ladies and Gentelmen, this man is living proof, that two people can have very simular outlooks on life without having ever met and having had a completely different life experience. |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by Pdog on Jul 19th, 2008 at 9:03am Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 19th, 2008 at 8:28am:
You should see my interpretive Teletubbies dance. |
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Title: Re: "Stones fans will demand exciting retirements" Post by MaineMotels on Jul 19th, 2008 at 9:16am Pdog wrote on Jul 19th, 2008 at 9:03am:
I dunno. I'm still tied up in the Brutus vs Bluto controversy. |
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