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Title: Helen of Troy? Post by MaineMotels on Jul 13th, 2008 at 10:35am
"The Face that Sunk a Thousand Ships"
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by sirmoonie on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:15am
There are three different threads on this, and you decided we need a fourth. With a picture that's been posted twice already. You're like a flumoxed mackeral with spina bifida.
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by MaineMotels on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:21am sirmoonie wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:15am:
What have we become? Titled "John McCain's Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians," the list was published on his official campaign website at www.JohnMcCain.com/funnywaystokilliranians. Speaking in a video on the site, a smiling Sen. McCain says, "My friends, in these trying times in which we live, there's one thing all Americans can agree on: killing Iranians is hilarious." Sen. McCain, who first joked about killing Iranians months ago by singing "bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran" to the tune of the Beach Boys' hit "Barbara Ann" and who yesterday commented that the U.S. could kill Iranians with cigarettes, was apparently "just warming up," one aide said today. "Anyone who has enjoyed Sen. McCain's side-splitting jokes about killing Iranians will be blown away by this list," the aide said. "He's in fine form." Sen. McCain's list of funny ways to kill Iranians ranges from the caustic -- "Send Iran lead-based hookah pipes from China" -- to the whimsical -- "Tell Christie Brinkley that Iran has been cheating on her." The list ends with what Sen. McCain dubs the number one funniest way to kill Iranians: "Vote for me." |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by LadyJane on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:22am sirmoonie wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:15am:
More like some obsessive compulsive disorder compelling him to press the Start New Thread button over and over and over and over and over..................................... :interestingstuffronnie LJ. |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by Nellcote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:25am
Fly season is tough in Maine on the residents.
:pullanolte |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by sirmoonie on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:32am Nellcote wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:25am:
Remember that one time? That time you poured soy sauce all over your head and tried to post about pancakes? Its like that time. |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by MaineMotels on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:38am
I was just saying that this could be the face of the girl who ultimately crippled and ended the Rolling Stones once and for all. Frasiers book on mythology should clear up any questions.
http://www.bartleby.com/196/ |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by sirmoonie on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:47am Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:38am:
I realize that. The alleged facts are not in dispute. All I was saying was that I'd like to hire you as a mule to bring talcum-based cocaine back to Mexico. |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by left shoe shuffle on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:48am Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:38am:
I dunno. The chapter on Lilith left me scratching my head... :-? |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by MaineMotels on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:49am sirmoonie wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:47am:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mka29Mw99L0 |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by fireontheplatter on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:52am
ttm, excuse me mainemotels must have a certain quota of threads he must post.
:interestingstuffronnie |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by sirmoonie on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:01pm wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:52am:
WTF? Who died and made you Sasquatch? There's no limit. Ain't no goddam fucking limit, man. Take your goddam Gorton's of Gloucester fishsticks and have fucking luau, man. This is The Big Time right here. |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by MaineMotels on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:22pm
I mean she's jsut an eighteen year old girl From Russia fer chrissakes. I was wondering if she''s one of these sex slaves that get sold to the highest bidding pervert in the West? Who is she ? Where does she come from? Could this be this smoking gun? Is Woody just a lap dancing pervert with money? I don't know. But the whole episode stinks.
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by sirmoonie on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:29pm Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:22pm:
Thanks, Fauntleroy. I'm glad Brian Jones isn't alive to see these questions answered. |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by Rodney King on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:36pm sirmoonie wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:01pm:
moonflosh, these two nincompoops need a serious beating. would you like that i should, you know, drag them out of a semi and bash them with a brick? |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by Rodney King on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:37pm Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:22pm:
shit. where can i get one of these? |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by MaineMotels on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:38pm
‘All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing’
Edmmund Burke |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by sirmoonie on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:43pm Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:38pm:
Doesn't this belong in the eHarmony thread? |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by Some Guy on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:57pm
is this the brain trust?
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by sirmoonie on Jul 13th, 2008 at 1:01pm Some Guy wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:57pm:
Your decision to make an appearance in the thread changes the dynamic significantly. At a minimum, its adds yet another underlying theme and a layer of complexity that no one had not anticipated. |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by MaineMotels on Jul 13th, 2008 at 1:19pm |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by GotToRollMe on Jul 13th, 2008 at 1:33pm
I love it when moonie goes on a tear. He's like the HST of RO. 8-)
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by Some Guy on Jul 13th, 2008 at 2:24pm
moonlight can buy beer on Sunday?
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by robpop on Jul 13th, 2008 at 3:38pm Some Guy wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 2:24pm:
Come to PA. Its 50 cent beer night tonight. |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by Some Guy on Jul 13th, 2008 at 3:55pm robpop wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 3:38pm:
warm PBR? |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by robpop on Jul 13th, 2008 at 4:00pm Some Guy wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 3:55pm:
I wish I could say yeah there, but no. Tonight is the last night of our centennial celebration. Throw back prices on booze. I expect more than Keith Moon. |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by Zack on Jul 13th, 2008 at 4:43pm
No, THIS is the worst thread ever.
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by mojoman on Jul 13th, 2008 at 7:27pm
Troy, NY?
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by Some Guy on Jul 14th, 2008 at 8:37am mojoman wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 7:27pm:
sometimes it works, sometimes... |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by Starbuck on Jul 14th, 2008 at 8:46am
this thread won't even come anywhere near 500.
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by PartyDoll MEG on Jul 14th, 2008 at 8:52am
I got an idea..lets just allow this thread to die of natural causes
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by Joey on Jul 14th, 2008 at 8:55am
" I expect more than Keith Moon "
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by sirmoonie on Jul 14th, 2008 at 5:26pm
This stuff is pretty muffing funny.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/14/busch.reax/index.html "I've drank tons of different beers, different brands; but Bud Light has always been the one to me that was the easiest to go down and had the smoothest taste." Yup, you guessed it, he posts here. |
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by Some Guy on Jul 14th, 2008 at 6:22pm sirmoonie wrote on Jul 14th, 2008 at 5:26pm:
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by robpop on Jul 14th, 2008 at 6:27pm
Say what you want about me, but don't bring my fish into this.......
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Title: Re: Helen of Troy? Post by andrews27 on Jul 14th, 2008 at 10:19pm
RONNIE !! SHE'S ONLY USING YOU TO GET TO MICK !!
Russian Hottie: Mick already has tombs picked out for himself, Keith, and Charlie at Westminster Abbey, in a side chapel adjacent to the relics of Saint Paul McCartney. Per Sir Mick, Ronnie is to be interred in the brownfields adjacent to a disused gas ring in Brixton. Just some food for thought... |
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